I’m grateful beyond measure for all the comments! DryBar has been a blessing in my life. 🙏🏼💯

@jenniferanderson9402

Ай бұрын

You are amazing full stop. Came to this realization and happily single. The only thing I think could be interesting is having a shared passion or intellectual pursuit with an intimate partner. I may never know, I'm 64.

@666marky81

Ай бұрын

I’m playing this for every one I know and everyone loves it

@hzym91

Ай бұрын

Very funny and uniquely insightful. I wish you much success!

@chanteandrews849

Ай бұрын

I think I’ve found my Bear just because of your lecture 🤣😂😂

@J3rs3yM1k3

Ай бұрын

@@jenniferanderson9402 I don't know why, but when I read "intimate partner", my brain said "inmate prisoner". I was very concerned for you! Lol

As a man I 100% approve this message.

@hinoron6528

Ай бұрын

Me too. I may not agree with all of it, but it seems like it would save us a lot of headaches for this viewpoint to be spread around a lot more!

@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit

13 сағат бұрын

how

“If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever…don’t talk to him.” 😂😂😂😂😂

@Bloodcurling

Ай бұрын

Spoiler

@rezadaneshi

Ай бұрын

If women really talked to men, they'd know why he won't change. It takes thousands of years for a glacier to move a rock hundreds or thousands of miles and leave it in a middle of a desert looking all abandoned and lost with no way back. That's why

@e-mail881

28 күн бұрын

She got that right!

Finally, a woman who knows us 👍

@EyalFriedman1974

Ай бұрын

And who is actually funny, that's a rare breed..

"Women are drunk drivers on the information highway." I'm going to laugh at that one for days! Great insights, great performance. Thanks!!

@stevenporter863

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@JC-kk5wg

Ай бұрын

A very funny lady. Fresh and delightful. More please!!!!!

@user-rc2zd3wc7r

Ай бұрын

Hilarious

@lisafryslie2574

Ай бұрын

Absolutely 👻

@REB65

Ай бұрын

I’m going to laugh at that when my wife leaves the room 😜👍

Monique. Never heard of you but my wife and I are sitting here laughing our butts off! (Married 51 years) when you pose the wife question "How do you want me to decorate the house?" The answer should be "Quietly, and without my participation."

@KENTUCKYUSA1

Ай бұрын

Yes. "And leave my stuff alone."

@bamidele4383

Ай бұрын

​@@KENTUCKYUSA1this one!! 😂

@williamwise9360

Ай бұрын

Me too!! I can’t look when they put up the posters in their rooms with the stapler!! 🧐

@kaymerry369

Ай бұрын

Hilarious!

@billgreen576

9 күн бұрын

Because we don't care what colour it is because all colours look similar.

My dad's name is Larry. He's single, 63, and she is actually his type. He would love a shot at being her forever lare bear!

@gaetanomontante5161

Ай бұрын

Go for it Medusa. Take a leap of faith and give him a good push.

@bunnyyykins

Ай бұрын

@@gaetanomontante5161her name Medusa makes your comment sound funny.

@gusuave007

Ай бұрын

I guess you don't love your dad much. 😂

@tdhawk167

Ай бұрын

Omg... Hope they at least meet up on zoom!!!

@nelsonhibbert5267

Ай бұрын

The woman says she's had three failed marriages already. What's the common denominator? If you hate your Dad, send him her way.....

"Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time!" She's hilarious. This whole thing had me hurtin'.

@Optim40

Ай бұрын

Let me guess. You enjoy watching sesame street too ? Simp.

This Lady should give lectures 😎😂🤣👍

@gregadams558

Ай бұрын

That's what this is, a TED talk.

@kanukkarhu

Ай бұрын

​@@gregadams558🤣😂🤣

@Mario-ur8ti

Ай бұрын

Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.

@mauricemorning

Ай бұрын

About what? How to expect nothing meaningful from life? This is her scthick? That men are simpletons and women, who are more intelligent, should accept the status quo? Is that your hypothesis?

@laflaca80

Ай бұрын

She has a special called: Not skinny, not blonde.

She nailed us, guys. And I'm not offended in the least. Nope.

@mauricemorning

Ай бұрын

Really? You do not have any deep thoughts?

@LianeSpicer

Ай бұрын

@@11B_RTO Sorry to burst your little bubble, but you're not the ones who keep society running. 🤣 And she never said 'stupid'. Different, yes.

@ciphermkiii

Ай бұрын

@@11B_RTOYou can be exceedingly great at what you do professionally but in a relationship you will become the equivalent of a caveman, and you can take this statement to the bank and cash it.

@orionx79

Ай бұрын

Wow no growth huh?

@orionx79

Ай бұрын

​​@@LianeSpicer😂 i welcome woman to make a amazonian nation. Good luck.

They don´t change and don´t know how to hide it. We women, on the other hand try to adapt ostensibly but we´re basically still who we always were. Then we get tired of acting and all hell breaks loose. She´s right. Get someone as similar to you as possible or stay single.

@TarpeianRock

Ай бұрын

So right, women tend to be very amenable at first but this always backfires spectacularly and then it takes on a con artist trick vibe, which it truly isn’t but there you both are…

@kurthanke5788

Ай бұрын

Men won't change. Men don't have to change. We are awesome the way we are, so get over it

@kerrin6633

Ай бұрын

​@@kurthanke5788lol

@charlynegezze8536

17 күн бұрын

@@kurthanke5788 I rest my case.

"why are you asking questions for anyway. You do whatever you want". The amount of times a woman will ask you a rhetorical question is enough to drive you crazy.

Married 23 years and this is so spot-on. 😂 I’ve actually asked my husband if he just wants me to shut up when I’m babbling at him at 7AM. He makes smoochie sounds at me which is code for, “I love you and I can’t win here, but YES”. 😂😂😂

@bamidele4383

Ай бұрын

😂

@kerrin6633

Ай бұрын

Interesting. I like that method and will teach my future bf to do this, soft loving rejection

@pranavvashist8141

28 күн бұрын

I will try this tomorrow with my wife. Hope she shuts up😂😂

@homosexualbiologicalmaleexit

13 сағат бұрын

and when you will die then you will not be maryed anymore broly , edit you escape that drunk driver

This lady is brilliant! Not a single line wasted 😂

The 15:1 ratio of talk to thought causes pressure behind our eyes 😂

@AayushSoni1196

Ай бұрын

*15:1 ratio of thought to talk. Sorry, but as a task-oriented man, I noticed a problem, and then had to solve it by writing this comment to correct it. Thank you.

@shubhuKhairnar

7 күн бұрын

Ratio of thought to soeech, not the other way around!

She's hilarious because she's right! Please have her full show uploaded soon.

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

She is one of the two great female comedian. The other one is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.

@user-lj5ri3gp5o

Ай бұрын

@@edithdlp8045 I'll try to check out Maureen Langen's. Thank you for the recommendation.

@user-lj5ri3gp5o

Ай бұрын

I responded to your post previously but it disappeared - I'll look up Maureen Langen's skits (is that the correct term?) Thank you for the recommendation.​@@edithdlp8045

@mullard

Ай бұрын

Wont be for over a year, this channel is terrible for that now.. used to be they were pretty quick, now its gotta be on the paid app thingy for a long time before it comes here..

@ectofreeze1661

2 күн бұрын

@@mullard I can't blame them, they have to make money somehow. Especially if some of the money goes to the comedians.

She is HILARIOUS! We need the full special OMG please please please!

@mullard

Ай бұрын

The way this channel works it will be over a year before it shows up here.

@chenelleboodoo3462

Ай бұрын

I downloaded the angel app just to get the full version and it's not there...

You don’t need to try to change a woman just marry one and she will be completely different than the person you dated

@Craftedbywaltz

22 күн бұрын

Facts 💯

@AdamAhmed-ln6ej

21 күн бұрын

So you did not learn anything from this video. Just shutup

@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13

20 күн бұрын

Truth.

@DoubleDee-Beatz

20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@mickylawless1941

20 күн бұрын

My ex-wife was amazing before we married. Within 3 months, she had done a complete 180. She used to have arguments with me in her own head. In each case, I would always piss her off with my responses. Like I said, this was in her head. She'd come home furious with me.

Finally a woman who understands me, 😂😂

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

She speaks facts after 3 failed marriage.

@Mushroom321-

15 күн бұрын

😅

There exists for many couples a basic energy level discrepancy. I am 72, long retired, coasting on fumes. My beautiful wife (we’ve been together more than 35 years) has, at 74, enjoyed a 2nd wind, a 3rd wind, and is now working up to a 4th wind. It is fortunate that I am a big guy - I’m not easily blown about by much of anything short of a full gale.

@lisaahmari7199

Ай бұрын

😅

@peaceonearth1971

Ай бұрын

is she gassy?

Funny, but loaded with wise reality. Very intelligent and articulate lady.

@torbjrnjensen2589

Ай бұрын

"It's funny because it's true" is the best kind of comedy! 💯👌 Takes a boatload of intelligence, observations/experience and sharp wit though.

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

​​@@torbjrnjensen2589I have been divorced once and I know that she speaks the truth.

She is SO on point!

As a man I have to confess this is one of the most brilliant stand up clips I've ever seen. Monique, you could save this whole planet with that insight and wisdom! I know you won't have to go out and try to find that precious Larry...there will be busloads of them behind your door after any show like this one. We all need a safe haven :) You're wonderful!

dude from audience was on point with the "what"

Monique is hilarious! She is one of the best comediennes that I have seen! More, please!

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

She is great. Another great female comedian is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.

@ZFern9390

Ай бұрын

​@@edithdlp8045and Definitely Kathleen Madigan!!! She is lol hilarious! She is obsessed with that Missing Boeing Flight ✈️!!!

When i read, " Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" and learned all this in the 90s, my mind was blown ! Hearing this comédienne's take on our basic différences in this " gender-confused" environnement we now live in was just brilliant !!!

@alvallac2171

Ай бұрын

*I (this word should always be capitalized) *'90s *blown! *environment *brilliant!!!

The moment you realize she is right, your life will be so easier ladies. We are simple. Too bad it took her 3 marriages to learn all this.😅.

@steveotatooed

Ай бұрын

Exactly 😂

@marinazagrai1623

Ай бұрын

She was just hopeful she was wrong about men...my dad was my example; some women don't get into conversing for no reason.

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

Better late than never. I have one divorce but now all of this is true.

@QwertyQwerty-eq7th

Ай бұрын

That's why I stopped dating altogether, better off single than invest so much in a guy only for him to use and dump

@MoniqueMarvez

Ай бұрын

Trust me, I want others to save time!

Love the accuracy.

" I don't want her mad, I just want her gone " LOL

This lady should start a career in relationship guidance, she really gets it. Her truth is funnier than the actual jokes, and you can't say that about many people.

Hope she finds her LareBare 😂

@sharonwilfong503

Ай бұрын

Me too

My husband and I have reversed roles. My husband’s the talker. It takes him 10 minutes to say what I could say in less than 1!!

@MariaElena51185

Ай бұрын

I’m fascinated by that. Have you ever been with a no talker man? I’ve had both experiences and I talk less and get overwhelmed with nonstop talker guys. And my husband is a no talker and so I get nervous and talk a lot. There’s no balance out there! 😅

@deelicious1610

Ай бұрын

@@MariaElena51185 I have and we were both fine with lots of silence. Overwhelm is right. My brain just shuts down after the first several minutes of my husband’s drawn out stories.

@deelicious1610

Ай бұрын

Yes and it was blissfully quiet.

This woman could have saved me 15 years of therapy.

Wish Dry Bar still showed full episodes.... would have really liked to have seen this one !!!

@raymondmcgee4491

Ай бұрын

They have full episodes on their app👍🏿

She is amazingly good. Surprised I havent heard of her before, she's that good. And she's pretty much right, overall

Most women think all the time. The proof that men think so rarely is that when one crops up there is a special name for him - philosopher.

@MG-iy1oh

4 күн бұрын

rofl!

Bravo from Pennsylvania!!!! Monique is tuned in brilliantly. Powerful and precise delivery. Serious talent and I'm thrilled!

Preach it girl. Just stop talking to them. Give them one word answers and ask them questions that only need a yes or no.

She is so funny. She has it so right with men.

@mauricemorning

Ай бұрын

Not funny but has it right about what she thinks is wrong with men.

@mauricemorning

Ай бұрын

I doubt you have met a real man. I know several and not one of them fits into her demeaning category.

I need to watch this EVERYDAY to get my head right 😂

8:14 That’s my husband there 😂He despises all holiday decorations 😂 8:38 yeah on the underwear. Married for three years, I have not seen him throw away a pair of underwear😢

@matthewhunter6421

Ай бұрын

It's only been 3 years, how often do you throw out underwear? Underwear is good for at least 10 years

@qww760

Ай бұрын

@@matthewhunter6421​​⁠Well, what I failed to mention was that he brought some underwear that already had some small tears and holes into the marriage 😂 He couldn’t be persuaded to part with them. I have added some new ones to his collection but he continues to wear the comfy old ones 😢

@marinazagrai1623

Ай бұрын

Wait till you see the entire elastic (mine doesn’t like boxers; I don’t know if they have an elastic band) go bad but if they still hold up they believe it’s all good. I just throw what I perceive is worth tossing (30yrs).

@jdrano2215

Ай бұрын

3rd marriage for me, but this wife gets it. Don't throw my stuff out. I have reasons for keeping it...and on a side note, I do have underwear 30 years old.....

@MahlonEdwards

Ай бұрын

@@matthewhunter6421 😂😂🤣🤣

She is hilarious because she is right on the dot! I have been married almost 31yrs because I am not chatty at all (my husband starts talking to me when I haven't said a word for some time) and I watched my dad being how she describes men to be like. I haven't laughed so hard to hear the truth.

What a funny talented comedian!!!! Love her

Funny from start to finish!!! 😂

Changing my name to Larry ... when will you be playing in Austin, TX 😅😊

@ravens6286

Ай бұрын

If she comes to Austin I'm coming down!

Saw Monique prior to the 'rona and she was funny then. It is great to see that she is still as funny but with a modified set that approaches the absurdities of life from a slightly different angle.

Married many years now, we laughed till we cried. So spot on!! I learned early on to tell my husband the right answer right after I finished spouting, that way he'd get it right! He has a perfect track record!

@kerrin6633

Ай бұрын

Could you explain? I want to learn how to do that 😊 how do you tell him the right answer!

This is hilarious but oh so true. Congratulations on finding your Larry. I never found mine.. lol

@karenkernell9405

Ай бұрын

Me either.

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

I haven't found my Larry either. I have one failed marriage and don't want to try again.

This is absolutely the best relationship advice on the internet. Every woman should hear this because it is spot on,dead center on target.

I've met and known Monique for about 5 years. I like and can handle funny and smart women. She is on a higher level than most. As for this piece, I was waiting for her to say, "I wish these were jokes." And she's a sweetheart.

@lesleyjohnson8488

Ай бұрын

Of course she is! I love love love her comedy ❤

@bamidele4383

Ай бұрын

😂

@telmoi.delapena8104

28 күн бұрын

Lucky bastard!

@fraserdaniel3999

21 күн бұрын

You’re Larry! 😂

One of the top performers on the channel. Fantastic delivery!

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

The other fantastic female comedian is Maureen Langan here on Drybar.

Wicked funny--- and true ! :) Looking forward to hearing more !!! LOL !!!

Never EVER laughed so loud at TRUTH. God forgive me for heresy!

@saintjosephterrorofdemonsp6132

Ай бұрын

What heresy? How did you sin? Truth possesses reality and a sense of humor because Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth and The Life! Forgive me if I offend you! Almighty God bless everybody now and forever on this eve of Palm Sunday, March 23, 2024!

@Jun_kid

Ай бұрын

@@saintjosephterrorofdemonsp6132 laughing in derision is heresy, won't you agree?

Lmao, I love her 😂

She is speaking truth. It took me 30 years to figure this out. My husband finally changed when he got dementia and only because he couldn't remember a darn thing so I was able to reprogram him 😂😂.. I just told him he loved to do the laundry and he accepted that and started doing the laundry and I just took it to the next level each day until he was perfect. 😂😂.

@LianeSpicer

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣

@debbiea9262

Ай бұрын

🤣

@JohnSmithEx

Ай бұрын

Hmm, this sounds like a form of abuse.

@MrGrace123

Ай бұрын

Yeah I don’t see the joke in this too. It sounds disturbing and problematic, if what she is saying is true. She needs to take it easy, he has dementia for god’s sake 😢😢

@Frejborg

Ай бұрын

You sound twisted!

❤😂 she nailed us as well

Love the honesty

This should be a mandatory high school subject 😂

A woman who pays attention. Bout dang time. 💪

Every woman needs to listen to this goddess of knowledge . Thank you Monique

Just have to say Monique has an incredible understanding of both men and women. Her delivery was witty, saucy, and insightful. Her timing was precise and enhanced the ability of her audience to enjoy her perspective, and accept the truth of her presention with joyful comradery. 🤔 I identified with her description of the mindset of gender and had a really good time listening and understanding these mysterious truths that she has been able to share with us. Needless to say, I am impressed with her ability to share comprehensable skills in cohabitation. Kudos to you Monique! 👏 🥳🤭😉😆

She is spot on and spitting facts. 💯🎯

She both hilarious AND amazingly (mostly) right

@plumbthumbs9584

Ай бұрын

Mostly is right. Pretty sure Einstein, Galileo, and Newton were dudes. Simple yes, also very thoughtful.

@MyZ001

Ай бұрын

@@plumbthumbs9584 Aw god... another one of you "well, technically" people. Of course she's generalizing and not talking about every single man now and ever in ever. But generalizations are based on majority She's also talking about at home and in the relationship.

True story!

This is the kind of woman who knows and is loyal. because she ends up loving the simplicity. it makes life easier. When I was growing up, I was told that "patience is a virtue". I made my own saying up. "Simplicity is a virtue."

This has got to be the funniest woman I have ever heard.

Love her timing--fast paced yet very clear--strong material--she speaks truth, and everyone can understand it.

Hilarious! RIght on point. Loved this.

My father told me "What you see is what you get."

@mahamohamed7650

26 күн бұрын

Very true😢I wish I had a father like yours

As I'm watching this, my wife is trying to talk to me about painting the bathroom, storm windows, screws for the windows and buying a camper!!! Only 15 seconds has elapsed!!

😂😂😂😂 This beautiful bathroom

I say that my husband is incorrigible, and he said that since it's a big word, it must be a compliment.

@Maverick_42

16 күн бұрын

He's right. For a man, incorrigible is a compliment. We don't want to be tamed :)

The jig is up fellas! She's figured us out. Go to protocol Alpha! 😂😂😂

This is sooooooo amazing and true. You make it sound funny but it could literally be a TED talk. 😂😂❤❤😂😂❤❤

@joecascade5105

Ай бұрын

Zzzzzz not funny

@edithdlp8045

Ай бұрын

​@@joecascade5105you think that because unlike men in the audience you felt it personally. It's just comedy and enjoy it.

@christinecagle2893

Ай бұрын

Yes, she could modify this into a TED talk

Monique Marvez just keeps getting better and better.

Monique is the best, love her work!

Love Monique. No lies spoken!!

Monique Marvez is a great comedian .I love this woman .

OH MY GOODNESS just what I needed!!! The wildest and funniest thing I've heard on Dry Bar in a while!!! I have tears in my eyes😂😂😂

I AM ROLLLLLLINNNNGGG!! So funny!!! All the way thru!! Love it! Love her! Love Dry Bar!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU!!!!!! Many blessings!! 🫶

Absolutely on point.

We are comfortable. We have more room up there. Absolutely brilliant!😂😂

Monique Marvez is a star.

Love the statement that women wake up AND turn on the TURBINE/ For every sentence a woman utters, there's 15 more bouncing around in her head, waiting to get out. Love that she says; ITS NOT your fault; we're DESIGNED that way. LOVE IT

Now this is a great woman comedian! I don't ever want to hear someone say that women comedians aren't that funny again.

@Optim40

Ай бұрын

She was definitely not funny. She definitely did gaslight though.

@ThrifterPickerShipper

Ай бұрын

@@Optim40 Gaslit who? She gave a fresh Perspective siding with men. Most women just gripe and moan about them but not her. It was refreshing because men usually get a bum rap a whole lot of the time, so it was nice to see this perspective.

@Optim40

Ай бұрын

@@ThrifterPickerShipper No dont think so. Youre also gaslighting. Pathetic.

@Optim40

Ай бұрын

@@ThrifterPickerShipper No she didn't. And you're also gaslighting.

@ThrifterPickerShipper

Ай бұрын

@@Optim40 obviously you’re a man lmaooo. You don’t know me so don’t judge me. Also I am 60 years old and that is some kind of catch all phrase for unhappy people that we didn’t have in my day. Carry on wayward son.

monique, you are an absolute genius. not that there was a whole lot to figure out to begin with, but you nailed it perfectly. we are what we are.

😂 I can never get enough of Monique Marvez! 🥰

Genius! Pure genius!

Monique is marvelously funny! Brilliant comedy piece. I look forward to seeing more shows from her. Well Done, Monique!

I have shared this with all my friends. She is DEAD on. Loved this, and yes, not a spare line without a smile. I vote for the full special as well

We just watched this with my husband. Every single word is true! 100%

The tragedy of married life. She keeps hoping that he will change. He keeps hoping that she will never change. 🤨

@farahjichi4617

10 күн бұрын

You mean he keep hoping her vagina will never change ... was she silent when he met her?

Thank you so much ❤

She had us in stitches with simple facts!!! So good!!!

“The man in ur life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.” That’s gold. Loving != paying attention

She's brilliant.

She is spot on about us men!

Monique Marvez, You are so Talented and lovable!!! Thank you for sharing your gift with the world. I wish you All the very Best!🎉

Thank you for saying the truth and making it funny and real.

True statements! 😂❤