Don't Make Me Hate You. Maureen Langan - Full Special
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Don't make me hate you, or at least thats what Maureen Langan wants to say in her first full special from Dry Bar Comedy. In this Dry Bar Comedy special from Maureen Langan, Maureen talks about how it's getting harder every day to not hate people and how Martha Stewart is the cause of all women's problems. Whether you're a fan of Martha Stewart, or you just have a hard time not hating people this Dry Bar Comedy special from Maureen Langan is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I didn't expect to love her, but she made me love her!! 😂😂 I'm a very grateful victim.
@markfoster1520
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@tashinaking3198
Жыл бұрын
I am also a victim, and I have never been more satisfied. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy crap, this woman is BRILLIANT. This is some of the smartest, best put together, next level comedy I've ever heard.
@kirspipiciello
6 ай бұрын
shes incredible wish she had another special
@LuluLulu-jw9fi
6 ай бұрын
Yes she had new great funny material
@briananderson8224
2 ай бұрын
Agree 100%
@bonitajolie9341
28 күн бұрын
That's what I said!! Basically. Lol
I'm 71, and as a word-nerd, I appreciate your mastery of semicolons. Thanks for the laughs. You are spot on. 😁
@joannaedwards6325
Жыл бұрын
76 here and was so grateful at menopause to bypass the period isle. But now this close to the urinary incontinence shelves. Crap!!
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
Hi word-nerd! I appreciate our comment and generosity!
@TimHollingworth
Ай бұрын
I'm 70, and I was reading the comments and read your semi-colon report. I thought what the... And exactly then, Maureen does the semi-colon gag. 21:41 She has real timing!
"This is pain covered by affordable treats and wine from Trader Joe's" I laughed so hard I woke up my baby. 😂😂😂
@Kathy_1991
Жыл бұрын
That's the line I now associate her with! 😆 The whole thing was super funny - beginning to end! PS: Not sure but I think she said 'cheese'. It's funny both ways though!
@KINDaf
Жыл бұрын
@@Kathy_1991 Freudian slip perhaps? Joe's is known for both the treats and cheese.
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
@@Kathy_1991 affordable wine and treats. But cheese works!
First time hearing you, and you are officially my favorite female comedian. Such a great blend of savage shots, puns, sarcasm, self-depreciation.
@ImInUrHd
Жыл бұрын
A brilliant comedian AND she does her own taxes! What can't she do?
@bangkokfed
Жыл бұрын
Saying she is your favorite female comedian is akin to me saying Hornswaggle is my favorite wrestler. As far as the midgets go.
@toddvandell85
Жыл бұрын
Self-deprecation.
@laurabuttery6401
Жыл бұрын
Maureen,I have insomnia and so it's 4:44 and I can't WAIT for my friends to wake up so I can tell them to watch you! You are quite phenomenal! BTW, please don't judge my grammatical style and punctuation. I only minored in English.
@juanitaalarcon1278
Жыл бұрын
Loved every minute of you and needed a gut busting laugh for my soul…Thank you!
13:08 I didn't want to laugh, she made me, I am a victim.🤣🤣🤣
@KandyKoatedKrafts
Жыл бұрын
Yes… best comment ever!!!! 😂😂
@edithdlp8045
Жыл бұрын
@@KandyKoatedKrafts best response ever. Thank you
Yes, her full special is finally out!! Screw my work and deadlines, I'm watching this one cause she is funny af!
@edithdlp8045
Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for her full special too, and it was worth every day.
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
Жыл бұрын
I wasn't even ready! She is SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS AF 🤣
@PheobeThekitty
Жыл бұрын
@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 quick call into work and say your stuck in traffic for the next hour..
Maureen!!!! This was one of the best comedy specials EVER!!!!! You killed it. Hope you get a book deal
@GladysAlicea
Жыл бұрын
And the movie deal; don't forget the movie deal (and the semi-colon). 😉
@mtoohill
7 ай бұрын
@@GladysAliceaGrammar part 2. After 50 it's a semicolonoscopy.
That standing ovation was earned! What energy! You were phenomenal Maureen!
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
They were a fantastic audience. One of the best!
2 and a half minutes in and already fully on board with this woman. She is speaking my language. 😆😆😆
@runswithwindz9875
Жыл бұрын
Me too ! Hooked like a fish 🤣
One of the best comedians I've ever heard, and I've seen a lot of comedians. This woman should be famous!
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
I just want to be famous enough to get canceled! That helps a career big time.
😂😂😂 I’m 74 and I laughed hysterically. I felt everything in your dialogue.
She is a Natural!!!!Love her!❤️❤️❤️❤️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I feel a song in my heart...🎵 "you made me hate you...I didn't want to do it...didn't want'a do it"🎶. Funny from start to finish. Nice work.
Witty and genuinely funny. Shes a real comedian which is rare breed on dry bar
Wow! How is it possible that I have never heard of someone this good?? So smart...SO clever and funny. Looking right now for anything else she has done. More Please!
@joannaedwards6325
Жыл бұрын
DITTO !!
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
It makes me happy that my sensibility resonates with you. I like finding my people!
@seedsoflove7684
Жыл бұрын
@@maureenlangan thankful dry bar put up the full special. U are absolutely one of the BEST! Really great material and delivery. I feel happier!
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
@@seedsoflove7684 I think you so much. Don’t you have to subscribe to see the full special? I should know how these things work but you seem like an expert
@seedsoflove7684
Жыл бұрын
@@maureenlangan i guess after a few months, they put it on the regular dry bar YT channel, for ppl who cant afford to or dont want to pay to become members. I live overseas, so it is easier to just watch it here. So i am grateful! 💛
OMG, this was absolutely brilliant! Haven't laughed so hard and so much during a full set as with this one; the laughs just kept coming. I'm not sure if "Bambi" and "Chad" appreciated being singled out, but using them as "subtitles" or "footnotes" just made the show that much funnier. Really hoping to see more of this amazing comedian!
@how611
8 ай бұрын
so glad I discovered you tonight.
Oh wow! First time I've seen this English major and journalist; She's hilarious. Thanks Dry Bar!
She is hilarious! Great comedic timing, playing with the audience, I hope to see more of her specials, love her!
Maureen KILLED it! Now for the Book and Movie deal! 🙃
One of my top favorite comedians. She's hilarious please bring her back!
She is the best female comedian I've seen at dry bar, hands down!!
Thanks! The wife scowled at me as I was laughing and interrupting her TV show; I almost died of laughter!
You OWNED that stage, Maureen!! Unique, intelligent, and delivered on a silver platter. 🥂
@eric-.
Жыл бұрын
Some of the most intelligent comedy I've ever heard!
@e.zachlee-wright9160
Жыл бұрын
@@eric-. "Intelligent.... that means smart!"
@eric-.
Жыл бұрын
@@e.zachlee-wright9160 😂🤣😂🤣
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
@@e.zachlee-wright9160 lol
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your kind comment and generosity!
Maureen, You are great! Thank you for the privilege of watching you. You were fun!
Never seen her before, she's great!
She is hilarious in a negative way, and I love it! I have been looking for a 75 year old...I have now raised it to 85!!
Be great if she taught English on the side - "I want you, you want me, let's come together; a semi-colon is true love!" - A picturesque and completely accurate illustration of what a semi-colon is. She'd have been a riot as an English teacher in high school!
@ibewcountry
Жыл бұрын
God Yes, 100 times yes ! As I watch my grandchildren grow and learn, I've often wondered what happened to all the great teachers ; this explains a lot, they are all doing standup comedy now !
@chrisdee3211
Жыл бұрын
Yup! I always did better in classes where the teacher had a sense of humor.
Over the top hilarious. I loved the Martha Stewart bit..
She states truths, that others only think about! It's like, "I'm sorry that your terrible behaviors, and lack of quality, made me act out of character." 😂 Gotta admire that!
Maureen Langan ROCKS; as does Dry Bar! BRAVO
A class beyond ! Just got natural comedy in your bones Maureen 👍🤣
3 minutes in and I am in tears... I love comedians with a vocabulary.
After seeing her on AGT last night, I came looking for more. I'm so glad I did. Howie Mandel is right; Maureen Langan is going to explode. Here she comes!
I haven't laughed this hard in years. She's a comic genius.
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
Yes, a genius indeed!
Maureen you totally motivated me to have a great day. Love you. You rock!
Why haven't I heard of Maureen? Clever, great timing and delivery...and funny!! Great work Maureen!! I'm still laughing..."...who is checking his work?" lol
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
Glad you got that. Some miss it
Omfg this woman is seriously hilarious af 😂 She made me laugh out loud HARD! Someone give her a book deal! She knows how to separate independent clauses! 😂😂😂😂 She can't get a book deal because she never killed anyone!
She is beyond hilarious and a truly unique comedian. I laughed so hard and can't wait to hear her again.
I hadn't heard of her prior. What a great surprise! Very enjoyable.
Maureen is so hysterical!!! Very funny and clever comedian!!!
Clever, witty, and original! ✨
This woman is hysterical. I loved this set! I can't wait to see more of her.
I have tears running down my face!!!! Hysterical!!
This is my first time to see Maureen and I was very impressed. I will continue to follow and support. Thank you! And yes, I bet she gets that Katie Segal reference all the time!!!!
I laughed the entire time. 😂😂
Amazing Set !! Maureen, you're an absolute doll...despite what Chad & Bambi said about you. Good luck on that book & movie deal.
I really enjoyed her. Great style. Hope to see more of her.
Absolutely fantastic and brilliant. What a way to craft a show and wrap it up so well. Thanks for the tears of laughter. Keep it going.
Just came here after watching her AGT audition. WOW, she is sooo funny! Can't wait to see more of her stuff. She kills it every time!
I've watched her 3 times and I'll watch her more times. I love her!
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
Now that’s commitment. Thanks Asia!
Thanks for the smart humor and good advice. Love love your sarcasm and wit. So great to see a woman who is not talking about her shape or shortcomings. I stood up in my house! Pure class and straight sass!
Love her! I've finally seen my attitude as a person
She's hilarious 😂
This is still my favorite stand up routine EVER; whatever you do don't stop spreading laughter. ❤
She's absolutely hilarious!!! I need to see more of her!
WOW... great timing; great content; great delivery! Superb!
Maureen, you just jumped into my number one favorite comedian spot. You are fantastic, so real, super hilarious, I absolutely adore you. Thank you so much for you.
this was hilarious, intelligent & brutally honest without being mean spirited.
She's brutally mean. And I love it. 😂😂 "He literally blew her off"
I laughed at her rap. Then I examined my own life and laughed more. Inspired second-level hilarity. Extra thanks.
Maureen is one of the funniest comics I've seen in a long time.
Incredible. Funniest comic I’ve seen this year💜👍🏼
This is PURE GOLD!! 🙌
I became a Maureen Langan fan the first time I saw her do her standup material. She's clever and memorable.
@maureenlangan
Жыл бұрын
Thanks Dan!
Maureen, you're superb!! I'm so thankful for the laughs, your whole show!!
Reminds me so much of the late, great Judy Tenuta :) So funny, and made me grateful for her influence. Fantastic set, I hope to see more from Maureen Langan!!
She looks like Peggy Bundy
@edithdlp8045
Жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same thing. She even speaks and acts like Peggy.
@plbmbbmhb
Жыл бұрын
Yeah she does 🤣🤣
@kitty10141
Жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaal
@TheAmericanDreamChaser
Жыл бұрын
Yes I was definitely thinking that same crap; her hole vibe. 🤣
@garyrunnalls7714
Жыл бұрын
Spot on , love the Bundy's. Can I get a whoa Bundy....lol
That's my line of comedy! Didn't know Maureen until now but I'll be following up this was spot on hilarious!!❤️🤣🤣😅😂
Finally some clever well written comedy!
She was fantastic! Such talent
Awe, she's awesome and funny! How is this the first time I'm hearing her? So good, funny and entertaining! love love love😍
Love her ! I laughed so hard, and she's right on all accounts..
You are my favorite comedian. I watch your Dry Bar and/or your AGT just about every day. I still laugh thru both of them every time, You"re totally awesome!
What a great set! Extremely well-crafted!
I'm dead on the inside - Does that count? 🤣
Best I ever heard. So funny and yet so clean...
She's hilarious 😂 😅. Good choice Dry Bar!
Laughed out loud the whole time!
OMGosh! She is so witty and such great writing. Amazing delivery!!! Probably my fave female comedian and now I have to find more of her content!
@markwhitman9542
Жыл бұрын
Check out Jo Brand LIVE AT THE APOLLO 2009. A Brit comedy classic...
Ah yesss! We need more (female) comedians like you🙌🏻 Loved it! Ps: I'm regularly victimized too🙈
Intelligent comedy!🤣 Thanks!👍
You're hilarious. You remind me so much of my late aunt Jan. In personality and sense of humor. She always had us in stitches. Thank you for the laughs!
This was one of the best sets on Dry Bar Comedy! So smart and funny!
Absolutely the funniest comedian on the planet! What is her schedule, I want to see her live!
Nice to hear a funny lady. I wish you all the happiness you could stand in your life.
This woman is hilarious! Gotta see more of her shows.
Thank you for making me laugh today Maureen!
Smart and sharp material; hit it out of the ball park! Loved this!
Brilliant material and so are you Maureen.
"He literally blew her off"🤣 you killed me. So funny, love the whole show.
@rustylee1836
Жыл бұрын
I was blown away by how unknowledgeable she is for someone that pretends otherwise This is just another example. He didn't blow in anything to control his chair or anything else. And you don't have to knead dough for hours (or at all) to make a loaf of bread in a bread maker. Honestly from how disconnected she is from reality I thought she must be an alien.
@rebeccaburden-ou5mr
5 ай бұрын
@@rustylee1836dude who hurt you ? Get out your parents basement and TRY to make some friends. Probably won't work out though. 😂😂😂
@rustylee1836
5 ай бұрын
@@rebeccaburden-ou5mr If you think you have to knead dough for hours and half the other ignorant things she said, you're clearly the one that's stuck in the basement. I'm impressed by your insanely cliched generic insults, though ;)
"I have walked in other people's shoes..." "This is pain... " 🤣🤣
I am here after I watched her in AGT...she's brilliant..so natural❤❤❤❤❤i love her❤❤❤
Thanks!
I'm a senior lady and I just watched your set for the first time. Terrific!!!!! Can't wait to watch you again.
@snowview4902
2 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, you are fantastic; trust me, I know of what I speak. Really loved this; thank you for sharing. 🥰
I usually don't enjoy female comedians because they only seem to find vulgarity funny. You are a RIOT ! LOVE THIS
OMG! Hysterical. This was one of the funniest sets I’ve ever seen. The side explanations were hilarious!!! 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
SHE IS AWESOME. Love her. Sooo funny and savage.
Thanks! Really enjoyed the special, it truly made my evening.