There's one guy laughing so hard, and I can feel his wife's glare 🤣

@DuongNguyen-lh3ru

4 жыл бұрын

Krystal Pistol he laughed so hard in the video If humans were fish too 😆

@micklynnb

4 жыл бұрын

No, he's laughing that way *because* he doesn't have a wife to tell him he's being too loud. 😜

@elnicedude559

4 жыл бұрын

She's out of town.

@yourdaddyonceler1239

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@marycook1644

4 жыл бұрын

Step away from the glare and nobody gets fried! 🌞👰🏻

The level of sarcasm has me choking 😭😆

@mitchblocher2087

4 жыл бұрын

What sarcasm? There wasn't a word spoken that was sarcastic!!!

@yomanyohan6828

4 жыл бұрын

Mitch Blocher Hahah there was a lot of sarcasm... it was peppered with love so it was cute.

@michelslaura

4 жыл бұрын

Omg , hilarious , side spitting !!!

@app77

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitchblocher2087 awww does someone need to hold up a sarcasm card for you so you'll know? *LOL*

@scottlang7271

4 жыл бұрын

@@app77 , I think he might just be being sarcastic himself ;)

Councelor: Do you feel dominated by your wife? Wife: No, he doesn't.

@hundzukani

4 жыл бұрын

William Freeman so funny 🤣

@furyroad028

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh tf ? That's dark 😹

@Key_1111

4 жыл бұрын

*counselor

@williamfreeman3331

4 жыл бұрын

@@Key_1111 . Proved my point.

@Key_1111

4 жыл бұрын

@@williamfreeman3331 No it doesn't. Your bad spelling and your joke has no connection.

I showed this to my parents. My mother laughed more than my father 😂

@omshree2448

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Slicer are you a 10 year old ? Or some where in that proximity of age ?

@indakgalak

3 жыл бұрын

😅😂🤣

@obzor-obovsem4257

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard, i couldnt breathe, im a wife...its so true in so many ways....

@loyevangelists

3 жыл бұрын

because it is true. so many dominating women nowadays

@UtahKent

3 жыл бұрын

He was having flash-backs...

"You're wearing that shirt?" "No, dear. It's just what I'm wearing while you're getting ready." - Jeff Foxworthy

@mbuyotimwangala343

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@shengyang9654

4 жыл бұрын

😂 good answer

@abids5050

4 жыл бұрын

Goodone

@bobschoolproj

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Smith LOL!!!

@edithdlp8045

2 жыл бұрын

Another comedian here at Drybar said, "no honey, this are my pretend clothes, I will go and wear the real ones right now".

Just celebrated 21 years of marriage, I can definently relate. I have found out I'm color blind, half deaf, and possibly stupid. I couldn't make it without her.

@Mushroom321-

4 жыл бұрын

😃👏❤😺

@tamahtaylor7411

4 жыл бұрын

😊😊😊

@ab-zo6jt

4 жыл бұрын

That's what they want us to think.....so we can never leave.

@christicrenshaw2772

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JaysonT1

4 жыл бұрын

@J Dial lol

"Been married 35 yrs, I'm very happy 😑 I asked my wife if I'm happy, she said 'yes'... 👍 thats good enough for me" 😂💙💙

@shedparker

2 жыл бұрын

Best opener to a comedy show I’ve ever heard.

@t.h.8475

2 жыл бұрын

That was a great statement.

I've always wondered if "woman" is simply a contraction for "woe unto man". So I asked my wife. Then I bought a new couch because the other one was uncomfortable to sleep on.

@GreybeardtheSurvivor

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Slicer 😏 That was actually just a joke I wrote for a stand-up comedy routine...about marriage.

@ifyouknowyouknow6964

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAAHAH STOOOOP IT LMFAOOOO

@milascave2

3 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Slicer Careful. She might take you up on that.

@garrettlowell7637

3 жыл бұрын

You should have bought a new bed. Possibly in a different house.

@devilinside1396

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

The accuracy of it all is scary hilarious. I think, but I'd have to ask my wife to be sure

@a.k.4085

4 жыл бұрын

😄

@juniorzablosky9608

4 жыл бұрын

She'll just tell you it isn't

@BluebonnetShelley

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@yazajag

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kittylurks

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

I gotta admit, when I follow a woman's clothing advice I get compliments. 👍🙄

@dereklewis4321

4 жыл бұрын

You're being groomed

@stanfatou2002

4 жыл бұрын

@@dereklewis4321 lol but it worked out. Proves we know all. in your face

@johntao6822

4 жыл бұрын

@@dereklewis4321 into what, attracting women and getting laid? STFU and give mommy her phone back

@EllaChinois

4 жыл бұрын

I dressed like a 26 years old man when I was 13...I still have no idea why boys at my age preferred to stay the hell away from me.

@dereklewis4321

4 жыл бұрын

@@johntao6822 I'm just making a joke, dont need to trip.

This guy's delivery is amazing. Makes his material so much funnier.

@annebodee

4 жыл бұрын

So true. And his facial expressions. The whole act is so spot on.

@respecthumankind333

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah great delivery, some jokes weren't as funny to me as others but his character sold em to me.

@auntylinda7640

Жыл бұрын

It's on point xxx

Sent to my 5 sisters, reminding them we're doing God's work, keeping these men alive!

@indakgalak

3 жыл бұрын

AMEN 🙌🏻✝️🙌🏻

@petra3813

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@d.beaumont9157

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@naveenjain1597

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ladywaffle2210

2 жыл бұрын

And dear lord, sometimes... okay, usually, we need it

I found this so funny that I instantly shared it with someone (I wont say who) but I soon learnt that its not funny.

@NeonHelix20

4 жыл бұрын

This is golden 😂 needs more likes

@maribelviegas788

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i know why.

@Gasp7000

4 жыл бұрын

Hector D: So you learned a lot from your wife! We really are awesome.

@hectord2032

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gasp7000 I can't see your text, let me get my glasses, be right back!

@nafsi8519

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a wife. I found it so it is pretty hilarious to me. But if he sent it too me i would not find it funny.

I admit, I too thought that shirt was pink until he made that pronouncement. I once had an orange shirt. My girlfriend never said anything about it. Then I married her. The shirt disappeared. Some questions are best left unasked.

@freddieh5539

4 жыл бұрын

Uh...what happened to the shirt? Guess I shouldn't ask.

@rhodawatkins4516

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Velonis My husband has discovered over the decades that the parts of his wardrobe that I don't care for tend to stay at the bottom of the hamper indefinitely. Like his trumpkin pie Thanksgiving shirt? If he can find it and wants to wear it bad enough, he can wash it. Lol

@DGMUSICisGOOD

4 жыл бұрын

there is a Chris Rock joke : you think you live in YOUR house? Try putting a picture of your mom in a living room of YOUR house, and see what the real owner will say. My gf's dad found a religious painting, he loved it. wanted to put it up. Now It hangs in the garage :)

@marycook1644

4 жыл бұрын

Rhoda Watkins That’s so funny! Could be in comedy show !

@roberta-bertacalhoun1676

4 жыл бұрын

I would never throw my husband's shirt or anything else away. I guarantee I have many things he would love to burn or make disappear.

My friends commented that they love how I refer to my wife as honey, darling sweetie etc even after thirty years of marriage. Truth is I forgot her name and I am too scared to ask!!

@k.5425

2 жыл бұрын

Really?

@rcadag

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@davidjma7226

2 жыл бұрын

@@k.5425 Nah, course not!

@k.5425

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidjma7226 😂😂

@anjadubarrage9175

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaaahhh....

My wife has a special way of finding things, she says" LOOK FOR IT ".

@butterflysim2732

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@respecthumankind333

2 жыл бұрын

Idk why men can't see non moving objects that are in their face. Ie. The ketchup bottle. Maybe they are trained to hunt things that move only lol.

@SolomonSunder

2 жыл бұрын

@@respecthumankind333 Lol. That might even be a right theory since men mostly hunted while women gathered berries or whatever in hunter gatherer groups. I can see things from the corner of my eye whereas my wife often can not and has to turn her head. On the other hand I have a hard time finding things if they are unsorted.

@caseyw.8325

2 жыл бұрын

Men find things better from a few feet back... I don't know why, all i know is if I tell the 3 guys I live with who can't find the tartar sauce in the fridge to take 2 steps back, they suddenly find it.

@anushkaaggarwal280

2 жыл бұрын

I swear....My mom always says when I can't find something, "look with MY eyes", It sounds better in Hindi

I bought a t-shirt that says "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything."

@lisab9541

4 жыл бұрын

My ex needed that. I wonder if his new wife is half as smart as me. 😉

@dany1441

4 жыл бұрын

@@lisab9541 LOL. Maybe your ex smartened up himself. ;)

@kistuszek

4 жыл бұрын

No he didn't, he re-married!

@dany1441

4 жыл бұрын

@csrgatorfan The irony was not lost on her. So no, she was not the one who bought it. :D

@cinibar

4 жыл бұрын

@@dany1441 No one said anything about ironing his shirt! :)

the man that laughed (a little bit too loud) when he said "when to leave the party" HE knows what the dude was talking about hahahaha

@alvallac2171

4 жыл бұрын

*laughed *too loud

@Birdylockso

4 жыл бұрын

That's strange... I am always the one that wanted to leave the party earlier, because my wife would tend to yak away endlessly. Go figure.

@SirCanuckelhead

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Just Saying lots of couples have the fun one and the lame one. Your wife is the fun one

@Alexiacc19

4 жыл бұрын

My husband and I seem to trade off "when to leave the party." It's usually mostly him that wants to leave before I do.

@terriblehibibi4333

4 жыл бұрын

@@SirCanuckelhead Sexual people are usually the boring ones

Hes really good! Dang. This is the kind of comedian we need. One that's genuinely funny, and doesn't need all those curse words and uses his experiences.

@kellykersten8828

Жыл бұрын

And doesn't have to mention race throughout the WHOLE delivery.

@WayneDomingo-Sambrano-xe4ff

3 ай бұрын

Cursing is way overrated I'm a first time viewer and I like this guy 😅😅😅😅

Fred is HILARIOUS. He’s got great timing and delivery. His video of growing up with siblings is also a hoot.

Plot twist. His wife is in the audience too, laughing her heart out.

@tranquility9325

4 жыл бұрын

Oh she's laughing now,...until they get home and he finds the couch ready for him to sleep on lol

@helli5057

4 жыл бұрын

@@tranquility9325 sounds like something my mum would do 🤣

@tranquility9325

4 жыл бұрын

@@helli5057 lololol

@HgHg-yp6ft

4 жыл бұрын

Why plot twist, he was describing{humorously} how he is under his wive thumb, making money in the process which money will be spend the way she want, the loudest laughs were coming from the women in the audience.

@liannemarie2504

4 жыл бұрын

My hubs and I show love by insults, lol. This guy had me rolling!

"I got married, I no longer need the Discovery Channel." Words of wisdom. Lmao 😂

@definitelyreal.

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes

This was amazing. Spot on. I can't get out of a parking lot without my wife. If I hadn't gotten married, I'd still be stuck at the mall.

I'm a wife, but I laughed out loud! I'm sure my husband feels like this guy sometimes!

@KanyeKetchup

Жыл бұрын

Wow sounds horrible

@deborahgrantham7387

Жыл бұрын

@@KanyeKetchup You haven’t heard the wife’s dialog😉.

@EagleOneM1953

4 ай бұрын

We all do, trust me.....😬

I mean... He does look great with that hibiscus shirt🤣 🌺🌺🌺

@yancuicrodriguez1913

4 жыл бұрын

It is a flattering color for him

@jamesmcinnis208

4 жыл бұрын

@@otiliaioan5348 You mean

@otiliaioan5348

4 жыл бұрын

James McInnis thank you for bringing this forth.. that was mean when I read it again, but I wrote it without mean intention & humorously.. gosh..twin peaks has stained my mind since I was real little, and it surfaces through me.. God I wish I could erase it from my memory bank.

@jamesmcinnis208

4 жыл бұрын

@@otiliaioan5348 no, it didn't seem mean to me. I was just wondering why you began with "I mean"

@NeonAnt

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. It looks nice on him.

CORRECTION: My MAN doesn’t know what HE likes at a restaurant. went to a restaurant with my husband and he ordered something I remembered he didn’t like BUT I kept my trap shut and as a result had to listen to him talk about how he didn’t like what he picked.

@juliaxxx26

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@demetrifrost2546

4 жыл бұрын

These types of men are pretty.... Forgetful lol you're a blessing for dealing with him

@Vinay_Acharya

4 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 Well.... He chose u for a wife 🙊🙊😝😝 but he doesn't know.... 👍 and its too late now 😂😂

@AwakenedSouls

4 жыл бұрын

At least he knew the restaurant most women can't even choose that :p

@KryssLaBryn

4 жыл бұрын

"So where do you want to go for dinner tonight, hon? You pick." "Okay! How about chinese?" "Ugh, no, you always pick chinese. I'm sick of it. Pick something else." "Okay... Then let's have sushi." "That's too expensive." "...Pizza?" "You know it upsets my stomach!" "Okay, then I don't know where we should go. You pick." "Ugh, why do you always make *me* decide?!" Or... "Where do you want to go for dinner tonight, hon? You pick." "I dunno. Where do *you* want to go?" Same result; much faster.

“I’m hungry “ “No you’re not” 😂😂😂

@audreyannaobrion178

3 жыл бұрын

"I'll feed you when it's time." Ha ha

His delivery is perfect.

Husbands meeting each other be like: *"I too, am cursed with knowledge."*

@peeky_blinder9730

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lmao.

@vishalangaria

3 жыл бұрын

Makes total sense, the only person in the mcu who lived with a woman (she treated him like a wife would) for prolonged period of time was tony, but i didn't know thanos had a wife in the mcu. Hey look knowledge got imparted on me.

@marlonolivo7886

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@mugwump7049

2 жыл бұрын

1,000th like!

@joanegreenberg1164

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant 🤣♡

"It's time pal and you should get married so you'll know too." 😂 I laughed so loud.

@christinececiliamahirwe5086

4 жыл бұрын

And get a hibiscus shirt 😂😂😂😂

Finally a funny comedian who didnt swear, or telling dirty jokes. Too funny

@indigofenrir7236

3 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan. Check him out.

I love this guy !!! He is hilarious. Lord knows we need laughter right now with all the CRAZINESS going on.

That guy laughing in the audience is cracking me up even more! Lol

@Sky-hl7hd

4 жыл бұрын

Nell Desjardins yes! He’s definitely a huge encouragement 😂😂😂😂 love his laugh!!

the hibiscus crayon is in the rich kids’ mega crayon box with the sharpener

@maem7636

4 жыл бұрын

SearchIndex, LoL 😂

@mrsbigmamayas3765

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@anne-droid7739

4 жыл бұрын

I love that David Spade bit!

@aansherina4536

4 жыл бұрын

lowkey was jealous as a kid when i saw my classmate had one.

@obsidiansugar1123

4 жыл бұрын

You are soooooo right! The one our parents wouldn't buy for us!

I like that seeing men wearing pink, shows confidence.

@kuiwambui9541

2 жыл бұрын

It's not pink it's hibiscus 😂😂

Truth be told, I have actually seen one instance where 2 adult men both accompanied by their wives while the wives are shopping, picking up items and making the husbands carry their bags, and the husband's when crossing each other, exchanged a look of mutual understanding and empathy. They never spoke a word. It was all in thir eyes.

One day my wife yelled at me for letting a hundred mosquitos in the door and I totally recited this bit to her ... she was not amused!

@angelabroman18

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad it was hilarious! :)

@DemsRinsane

4 жыл бұрын

3DCGdesign I liked the breathing one also...was hilarious!

@redreuben5260

Жыл бұрын

My wife knows their names.

Actually that shirt does work well for the performance and video. Good choice.

@jamaicanbeauty8120

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. His wife has awesome taste 👌

@justalostlocal

4 жыл бұрын

It even matches the background stage lights.

@sandrasmlambo5524

4 жыл бұрын

It's a very nice shirt

The best men are ones like this guy, who can laugh at himself AND her, in a way that feels good!😅

@summydots

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Not downgrading women kind of humour.

@linas-oh3kq

Жыл бұрын

​@@summydots Well said! We women are criticized too much as it is. In men's crap rap whining biotch sessions.

This is comedy! No swearing, no cussing, no inappropriate jokes. Just clean wholesome fun for everyone.😆

@bonniepaul6368

10 ай бұрын

Yea!!!!

@mikemorgan5815

8 ай бұрын

Isn't it strange that all he does is stand up on stage and tell the truth and it's so funny.

I would wear that shirt because my wife told me i like it.

@jamalcole1985

4 жыл бұрын

It looks sharp though.

@jamesdakis9691

4 жыл бұрын

I like it too! My wife won't let me wear a pink (hibiscus) shirt.

@cadavher

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesdakis9691 then you sir, need a new wife. Sounds like you've got yourself a mom.

@jamesdakis9691

4 жыл бұрын

@@cadavher I've got the best wife in the world. Just because she doesn't want me wearing a pink shirt doesn't mean that she isn't the best thing that ever happened to me. I wouldn't trade her for anything or anyone in the world!

@marycook1644

4 жыл бұрын

James Dakis, D.Min. Good boy !! 👰🏻🌺

Genesis in plain language: God made Man. Took one look at him and said 'this guy needs help!' and made Woman.

@SpideysNo1Fan

4 жыл бұрын

Literally! LOL

@sycamore0765

4 жыл бұрын

Trueee haha

@annebodee

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect.

@diamondzieman5508

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@deenice7015

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but lol not necessarily Genesis, but more as the creation of man. x)

He is hilarious and wonderful. Love Fred Klett's comedy 😆🤣🥰!!!

"He said: I'm hungry, she said: No you're not" - Reminds me of a story: My grandfather used to be an avid mountain hiker, which he would usually do with a group of male friends. As some point, when they had already children, they went on a family hiking tour. And when my grandma, not a hiker at all, said that she needed a break, he just replied: "No, we don't need a break now". Despite what it now may seem after this story, my grandparents were lovely to each other all the years until my grandfathers death. Even the nurses who cared for them noticed, how they still interacted lovely with each other, each one calling the other by sweet little names.

I should be writing a paper but instead.... I’m here

@gsdfan8455

4 жыл бұрын

javan pries priorities my friend priorities

@loganwilliams5976

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ruthkubeer3759

4 жыл бұрын

Lol...I know the feelings.

@meredithr9824

4 жыл бұрын

If your paper is aboout mosquitos...

@FabulousKilljoy

4 жыл бұрын

I’m doing the exact same thing 😂

“I used to wear my shoes in the house.” 🤣 this is also cultural and too funny

@takakotak9056

4 жыл бұрын

@Pat McCann Funny, not only Asian don´t wear shoes in the house.

@BETHANYNAVES

4 жыл бұрын

Canadian and no shoes in the house.

@screwtherulesihavemoney8643

4 жыл бұрын

@Lura I think Europeans in general don't wear shoes in the house

@Kelstar77

4 жыл бұрын

What are you doing eating off the floor ?

@Microphonecheckher

4 жыл бұрын

Red Yellow now why is this your takeaway?

Ok, so after finding 3 comedians, that I never heard of, and laughing harder than ever...I'm downloading the free app for Dry Bar Comedy!! I NEVER DOWNLOAD APPS. This is big for me. Thank you for the lauhgs!! 😂😂🤣🤣🌟🌟🎯

@annebodee

4 жыл бұрын

I have the Drybar app. It's great. I highly recommend Brad Upton as well as Fred.

My grandfather had intermittent deafness. One day my grandmother and I walked into the hall and said softly “money”. My grandfather immediately wanted to know why we were talking about money! 😁. He couldn’t respond to a question from 2 feet away but he heard that.

That's not a man doing comedy. That's a man having a meltdown and I fear that I might end up like him one day...

@EngForArabs

4 жыл бұрын

You won't if you kept your dignity as your number 1 priority, and knew how to dominate your wife the right way.

@eclipse369.

4 жыл бұрын

A man makes his place known The king with his queen Equal to an extent

@HackersSun

4 жыл бұрын

I think its more "I love you but some things you do makes me suffer 😂" if you're secure you can make fun of anything

@lindaleelaw5277

4 жыл бұрын

Clotoz and, he gets paid!

@JohnJohnson-fm1gy

4 жыл бұрын

@@Victor_Graves good luck with that

"Salmon" A well educated husband😁😂

@pinky9440

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! That was classic.

@jamaicanbeauty8120

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing beats an educated man.

@jamsterical8467

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamaicanbeauty8120 except his wife

@jamaicanbeauty8120

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamsterical8467 😂😂

@shalenajones5347

4 жыл бұрын

And he said it correctly. The 'L' is silent....another thing that only women know.

This comment section is GOLDEN ! You all made me laugh my head off . You were a great part of the comedy routine 🤣😂☺️😜😜😜

@KanyeKetchup

Жыл бұрын

It's 2022 no one is getting married . Fun is over ladies make a sandwich and keep quiet

Gotta luvvvv a man who knows and admits with great humour, in public, "women know things." 😍😍

It's not pink, it's hibiscus 🤣😂😆

@euniceelizabeth876

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@Yadid1

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S LIGHTISH RED

@ThePamastymui

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaa...

@hibak8196

4 жыл бұрын

And salmon would clash with it. Man, that guy's wife should be proud.

@andrewharper1609

4 жыл бұрын

It's not pink, it's foul.

I’m a 19 year old girl no where close to knowing what it’s like to be married and this was STILL hilarious

@Phoenixqueen77

3 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Slicer Can you maybe flip off? You're going around in the comment section being a salty jerk. No one cares about your trash opinion-and if you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say anything at all.

@Phoenixqueen77

3 жыл бұрын

@Yokai369 uh excuse me what

@jimreid6370

2 жыл бұрын

Allison now your twenty are you married yet?😄😄😄😄😄😂😯😈 if so can you relate?

@christinalw19

2 жыл бұрын

As a 70 year old woman giving you advice, men are ok at first. Whatever you do, marry someone who loves you more than you love him, but a man you respect. Make sure he wants to take care of his family financially, but do your own thing so that you can be independent. Sense of humor, intrinsic and spiritual values same as yours is important. Blessings to you, Dearest One. 🙏🏼❤️

@j10001

2 жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious until you’re living it. Watch out.

I can relate to the open door. My husband always lets millions of mosquitoes in!

@Missycrissy323

Жыл бұрын

And my husband is always hurrying me to close the door because of mosquitos!

@zagfan44

Жыл бұрын

You must live in Minnesota? Eh! Ya shuure, you betcha...

@gorskakuna3822

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

this is a gem!!!! so perfect! no vulgarity whatsoever just wonderful humor!!!!!

My wife told me to like this

@Aevans786

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@G254611

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@philipmawira

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 My sides!

@Gasp7000

4 жыл бұрын

Good boy.

@catwilk8213

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Ah my God a comedian that does not say r rated things so I can watch him when kids are in the same room thanks for clean pure comedy

@TigeyPuss1

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Taylor Mason's Thou Shalt Laugh. He does his ventriloquist acts in churches.

@kaivickers166

4 жыл бұрын

Smileheals - This channel only plays “clean” comedy.

@Mikekramercomedy

3 жыл бұрын

. You should check out George Carlin and Richard Pryor--don't know if you ever heard of them but they are considered two of the greatest of all time--and they curse up a storm

@fernipascual

3 жыл бұрын

Brian Regan

@ColinFox

2 жыл бұрын

"The Dry Bar" channel only plays "clean" comics - every comedian on this channel is G rated.

I'm not married, but I understood the jokes, and had a really good time. This man is funnnnnny 😂🤣

23 years for me & I’m still learning.

@kdm222

4 жыл бұрын

SoldiersofSelfMastery ... they will ALWAYS be teaching ....🤪🤪🤪

@SOSM209

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t follow these hell doctrine proclaiming persons 💀

*You get dressed going somewhere* Wife: "You gon' wear that?" Husband: "No no, I was just gonna get the mail, come in and change!" - Sinbad 1990😂😂

@corrineweber1007

3 жыл бұрын

Most men can't coordinate their clothes. They should make garanimals for men. Match the tags...and the tops and bottoms will go together.

@BoMwarriorVlog

3 жыл бұрын

Ah Sinbad. 😁👍 Funny guy.

That party joke is the opposite for my parents, my dad is always telling my mom when it's time to go 😂

@TheBrob1983

4 жыл бұрын

Is your dad older

@phromprong2068

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBrob1983 yes, but actually my mom just loves to have conversations with people, so it's hard to pull her away 😄

@TheBrob1983

4 жыл бұрын

@@phromprong2068 oh my step dad was almost 30yrs older than my mom so he was always ready to go once they arrived anywhere

@phromprong2068

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBrob1983 oh I see 😅 no, he's only 4 years older than my mom

@lisab9541

4 жыл бұрын

My ex wouldn't go if he hadn't had me.

His last bit hit home! I'm color deficient and as a kid my mom would buy me pink shirts. When I'd question the color, she said they weren't pink, they were flesh tone. I learned how to throw a punch early.

@justintimemagddelow672

3 жыл бұрын

Love it👊

Fred is so great! So gifted with the way of presenting his humor in such storytelling-like way!

When you get married: You can either be right? or You can be happy. Can't be both.

@juniorzablosky9608

4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Allen. Nice

@lCarlsenl

4 жыл бұрын

Jared Smith lies

@jaredsmith4919

4 жыл бұрын

@@lCarlsenl It's from a comedian, and he's not wrong, speaking for the majority.

@Meshatiny

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf are you talking about I’m gonna r/whoosh myself on this one

@jaredsmith4919

4 жыл бұрын

@@Meshatiny Are you married?

This guy's comedic timing is impeccable! Great set!

"I could be eating and I'm not even hungry" 🤣🤣🤣

Damm, brother nailed the married life. Absolute hallirious from start to finish. A+ set

As a woman, I approve this message ✔️

@sarahwolff1299

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Slicer (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) lol

@cherrycase143

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@KanyeKetchup

Жыл бұрын

It's 2022 no one is getting married . Fun is over ladies make a sandwich and keep quiet

@linas-oh3kq

Жыл бұрын

​@@KanyeKetchup Failed charm school huh? Well it's 2023 now and still no one thinks your funny including me. Get over yourself already.

Did he breathe for the first 39s?!?

@WigantX

4 жыл бұрын

Does he breathe at all?

@Andrea-xs4ny

4 жыл бұрын

@@WigantX Yes, he does, and people can hear him a mile away.

@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe

4 жыл бұрын

weichuenthechemist did you hear his wife? You can hear him from a mile away!

@HashslingingSLASHER92

4 жыл бұрын

His wife says he did.

@Kodak718

4 жыл бұрын

This comment made the first 39 seconds feel like I was suffocating lol

I laughed crying through this whole thing!! Shared with my father-in-law!! 😂😂

4:09 “My wife not only told me I breath too loud, she told me the exact distance from which people can hear me.” At this point I was already grinning and thinking, “8 feet.” Him: *“... A MAI-UHL!”* I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

@tripjet999

3 жыл бұрын

"breathe"

@ericsimonson8540

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I was told that too. And that I walk to loud as well, it’s not like I stomp around either

Marriage beats widowhood, trust me 😳 I miss having someone to argue with.

@jimandersen3003

4 жыл бұрын

@@happycamper7859 RU serious DA?

@New2Pool

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your lose, at least you were blessed with each other for a season.

@nafsi8519

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss.

@daynabailen4331

4 жыл бұрын

💕 I am sorry for your loss. May their memory be a blessing.

@szqsk8

4 жыл бұрын

Dayna Bailen 👍. Thank you for your kind words. It's been a nightmare.

Wow..... SERIOUSLY FREAKING FUNNY. God Bless HIM and his WIFE.

My husband is about to watch this. Earlier I watched it on my iPad, laughed so much. It’ll be interesting to see how he reacts. Update! Yes, he smiled and thought it very good indeed. I laughed as I watched it again. Humour, don’t you just love it? 46 years…and I’m still hanging in there - so is he! 😉

I thought am the only one who needs help daily.. Nevet gets tired of this guy.. Thanks man🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

My husband and I have been married 20 years. We watched this together and laughed so hard!! :)

Omg this was more relatable than i expected, great set lol

@slimmpickings3120

4 жыл бұрын

Shocker . . . Who would of thought?

My wife didn’t understand any of this. 😂

@indakgalak

3 жыл бұрын

She was probably wondering what’s so funny about it? He’s just simply sharing facts!😂

this guy is FANTASTIC! i just watched his special. thank you drybar and thank you fred for all the laughs!

I think this applies to all relationships that involve women. Me: "Mom I don't want to wear that pinkish orange dress!" Mom: "It's not orange it's coral!"

@nonamesmyname4060

4 жыл бұрын

Mom: Go get me that black box Me: Mom there is no black box Mom: Oh yeah than what is THIS Me: But that's green? Mom: No your colorblind, u unthinking child Me: *confusion*

😂I am not married and even I could relate seeing my parents do all this craziness 🤣🤦‍♀️

@nafsi8519

4 жыл бұрын

All my parents do is craziness. Literally they fight all the time.

Truly amazing---I about died laughing....he is so right on! BTW, I have been married 43 years LOL

I just love this guy. He is hilarious. Love from Ireland 🇮🇪

The hibiscus would clash with the salmon XD

Sure thought I was hungry 😂😂💀💀

Out standing lineup. Regularly keeps me smiling

Fred...we need more of you!

If a Husband says something in the forest and no one's there to hear it is he still wrong?🤔

@equisader

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@chrisvesy7245

4 жыл бұрын

@Nidhi LMAO!! 🤣

@eclipse369.

4 жыл бұрын

No the woman is

@lindaleelaw5277

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Vesy and did a tree fall?

@amandawallace105

4 жыл бұрын

Yep always wrong no matter what...

I watch a fair amount of stand up, I’ve not laughed this hard in a long time.

@mickeyluv3357

4 жыл бұрын

He also had me cracking up!

@philipmawira

4 жыл бұрын

For sure.

I might have watched this 5 times already... still hilarious! 😂

I just shared this with my father!! He will love it!!

I can NEVER get bored how many times I listen to this. Thumbs up ladies. 😀😀😀😀

This channel is JUST what I needed to save my sanity!! Thank you !!!

I like how he just walks around with the microphone still I'm the stand😂

man, no matter how many times i watch this, it gets me every single time, absolutely hilarious

You can never go wrong with dry bar comedy. So funny this one.

I love watching a comedian like this one who works hard at coming up with his original material (heaven knows it has got to be harder to be original), his delivery is great 👍

I saw this on FB and I almost dyed laughing 😂🤣

I laughed so hard at this!!! Reminds me of my grandparents...🤣. He would actually ask her permission to get a diet Coke out of the fridge, and her answer would usually be no!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@slimmpickings3120

4 жыл бұрын

Sad and disgusting.