Bill Burr: “I’ll Never Own a Helicopter” - Full Special

Bill Burr explains how watching MTV Cribs lowers his self-esteem, describes an incident he witnessed on the subway and shares why office work isn’t for him.
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Original airdate: February 14, 2003
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  • @nomadicnoize
    @nomadicnoize

    You have to love the fact that he does actually own a helicopter now:)

  • @modnairfeargach
    @modnairfeargach14 күн бұрын

    We were blessed to have Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr in our generation of comedians.

  • @JoeBattle
    @JoeBattle

    I just actually noticed his transition between jokes is just "well anyhoo".

  • @ricky23rocket
    @ricky23rocket

    Seeing a Bill Burr special you haven't yet seen is something special indeed. Already legend for so long.

  • @elmahia
    @elmahia

    This guy is good, if he keeps this up he just might own a helicopter one day

  • @badad0166
    @badad0166

    I'll never marry, I'll never own a helicopter. Oh, Bill.

  • @znuteri3815
    @znuteri3815

    "Britney Spears is 20 years old..." this clip is 100 years old.

  • @writingref
    @writingref

    When a guy can tell a joke about everyone and everything and everyone in his audience ends up thinking he is on their side - you have witnessed a master

  • @toaolisi761
    @toaolisi761

    20 years later and his offensive jokes still hold up to this day. Comedic genius.

  • @notspacedarlings
    @notspacedarlings

    He’s always been a certified legendary killer, love anything from Bill Burr. 🤣

  • @chewbacca4778
    @chewbacca4778

    I can't believe I never saw this Bill Burr set before. It was so hilarious I almost peed myself 😂😂😂

  • @thebeermaster34
    @thebeermaster34

    For him to do 20+ minutes clean... for him a damn miracle. Bill knew the assignment, and killed it

  • @danidejaneiro8378
    @danidejaneiro8378

    Imagine a time when “we’re gonna getcha” is the craziest thing you ever heard a President say….

  • @johnedward8352
    @johnedward8352

    Finally, a new special from Bill Burr!

  • @khughes6247
    @khughes6247

    Im currently on a train listening with only one earbud. I keep giggling at his jokes and Im noticing the people around me looking at me like I'm nuts😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KatieDeGo
    @KatieDeGo

    Bill has come so far in 20 years. Good for him ❤

  • @philemonkaisa925
    @philemonkaisa925

    Bill Burr is a gem. Him, Dave Chapelle and Norm McDonald (RIP) are my favorite comedians

  • @ILoveFacts333
    @ILoveFacts333

    They say gingers have no souls, but Bill Burr manages to squeeze every drop of bitterness out of his

  • @buggiebuild1
    @buggiebuild1

    Bill didn’t think in a million years he’d be where he is today,Dave Chapelle told him “stick with it you’ll get there”& boy was he correct 😂😂I listen to his Netflix specials every time I mow my property, I shout out what he says everytime &it never gets old,my son & I reference him when we banter,my husband thinks we’re crazy,until I remind him,it’s a Billy Burr joke 🤣🤣,Nia is also hilarious & has the BEST laugh 💞

  • @Wyattinous
    @Wyattinous

    Man that intro brought back some memories. Early-mid 2000s sitting on the couch as a kid, going down the list of comedians currently avaliable on Comcast's On-Demand. These didnt last long but was always nice watching these with my father in the afternoons.