"We figured out what was fair, and then charged you more." Priceless!

@rossmacintosh5652

10 ай бұрын

It really was more than fair.

@marcd1981

10 ай бұрын

That was good, I never thought of the phrase that way.

@davidroman1654

10 ай бұрын

@@marcd1981 Me either. Now I will always doubt someone when they say that. Fair is Fair OK More than fair NO SO MUCH

@helgabruin2261

9 ай бұрын

Priceless!! You just made it even funnier. 😂

@johnkaimins9998

8 ай бұрын

This is not funny.@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8

@1:45 I'm 70. My mind believes it's about 30. Until I look at my hands. They are definitely 70. This is called "cognitive dissonance".

@iowegian7496

10 ай бұрын

I hear you 😂

@mikeh.7499

10 ай бұрын

At 68 and right there with you John.want to ride my motorcycle but.....take care folks

@yppykya

10 ай бұрын

How long before you remembered what it was called?

@KG-VanityInKnickers

10 ай бұрын

Oh yeah. I'm 60 but my brain feels like it's lagging behind by a good 40-45 years. 😅

@sandspar

10 ай бұрын

I was as content as one can be riding my mower, minding my own business, until I looked down at my hands... What Happened? Now hoping I don't have to wave at a neighbor.

"More than fair" - golden!

@whereareweliving9993

10 ай бұрын

You know he's just saying? I mean it goes without saying is what I'm saying. Hope is enough or at least more than fair.

@hc3282

10 ай бұрын

More than golden😅

@gregayala1181

10 ай бұрын

0

@btbb3726

10 ай бұрын

Next level, even.

@billbruno7163

10 ай бұрын

The high point

This guy is hilarious! It’s nice to hear a clean comedian who can still catch you off guard and make you laugh out loud.

@jeankoorndyk994

10 ай бұрын

M I I I

@MadScientist267

8 ай бұрын

You know what would be nice? Not having to read comment after comment after comment after comment about "how clean it is" 🙄 Waste of good oxygen. All of you.

@smartgenes1

8 ай бұрын

where?

@TheEmpressMouse

8 ай бұрын

That’s Dry Bar Comedy always clean. Family comedy but actually funny.

@mightyluv

8 ай бұрын

@@TheEmpressMouse Sinbad "Afros and Bell Bottoms" is hilarious and clean. I think though, you almost had to be there (growing up in the 70's, I mean.)

This guy is seriously funny without being personally offensive...just makes fun of life and it's absurdities, my kind of humor. More of this please!

@dianacallen6627

10 ай бұрын

Best part, after talent: CLEAN TALENTED HUMOR ON THE MARK!

@bjolly8924

10 ай бұрын

No doubt, good clean humour is hard to come by these days.

@karmasutra4774

10 ай бұрын

Yep

@AlCatrraz

10 ай бұрын

Better than THE JOKER, with DIRTY DIAPERS, in The White House....

@rogertrent9842

10 ай бұрын

@@AlCatrraz LOL you got that right... FJB and evey Demon democrat that supports that criminal Sniffy Joe.

Hilarious, clean, no cussing. Perfect.😂 The next level of sleep is death😅😅

@kylemurphy597

10 ай бұрын

I would say the next level of sleep is being comatose

@rougetrader

10 ай бұрын

Whoever gave grandpa the mic you owe you as a nation 😂

@Initwithlove

10 ай бұрын

I know, right? When people come plain about their birthday, I tell them : if you’re not getting older, you’re dead.😂😂😂

@Initwithlove

10 ай бұрын

@@rougetraderabsolutely Thanks for saying that❤😂

@1blastman

2 ай бұрын

@@Initwithlove That's going on the next birthday card I send to a friend.

The late David Brenner had some good stupid things people say. Like when they see somebody fall down, they say, "Did you fall down?" And on the subway, there can be a newspaper somebody left on the seat and he is partially sitting on it. Somebody asks, "Excuse me, are you reading that?" He said that one day he had had enough, "I said yes, got up, turned the page, and sat back down."

@victoriavickery6086

8 ай бұрын

Brenner was a hoot!

@factsoverfiction7826

8 ай бұрын

And the senseless things we do, like staring intently down the street while waiting for a bus. "What d'ya think? Maybe it's gonna be a gondola?" Aww, miss that guy. Thanks for keeping his humor alive.

@lindamast2766

8 ай бұрын

Loved Brenner, sad that he is gone

@trainliker100

8 ай бұрын

@@lindamast2766 Yes. There was something about his style where it was different than most where you are sitting there just watching for your enjoyment. It was more like he drew you in and you were enjoying his comedy WITH him.

@kathyrice7931

Ай бұрын

Man I miss that guy! Loved him!

At almost age 55, I can say without hesitation that this guy absolutely NAILS what it feels like to be this age! Know what I'm sayin?

This is the first time a comedian has made me laugh since I don't know when. This guy is gold

@1blastman

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, more gold than he has in his fillings.

@kendallevans4079

Ай бұрын

"...Since I don't know when..."??? That's another one!!

Don is really funny without rough language. Will be looking for him again..

Never heard of him until now. He's really funny. Hope to see more.

@jimbrown5552

10 ай бұрын

Yes he is

@kingayy9267

9 ай бұрын

Same here. Wonder if he got into comedy recently or if I've been under a rock his entire career. Either way, he's very clever.

@sandragrant1785

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, i never heard of him either. But im gonna look him up for more.

@1blastman

2 ай бұрын

@@kingayy9267 Late bloomer boomer.

His whole set was *JUST THINKING OUT LOUD* 😅😅

@Rabbitzan

10 ай бұрын

Ey if it works, it works. Made me laugh 🤣😂

@santosmadrigal3702

10 ай бұрын

People say like for no reason at all . Do people even know what an Ax is ? My guitar is more like an Ax then a question . And I think it's the "woke" way to speak . They make statements in the form of a question . Are they telling me , or asking ( axing ) me ?

@Rabbitzan

10 ай бұрын

@@santosmadrigal3702 I been using ax as a joke since I was teen though.. and I am almost in my 40s..

@santosmadrigal3702

10 ай бұрын

@@Rabbitzan someone give that man a Bud Lite . would you like some frys with that ?

@theubercaste

5 ай бұрын

That’s how I imagine doing comedy if I ever tried it.

*_So HILARIOUS !!! Love the part about getting older but still being 20 in your head ... keep thinking this will change but it is exactly the way I feel !!!_*

@christinebeames712

9 ай бұрын

Hi I’m 78 and feel 40 , I get a terrible shock when I catch sight an old lady in my clothes un expectantly .I’m still suprised that I struggle up the stairs un expectantly

@iCarilloninChrist

9 ай бұрын

@@christinebeames712 *_God bless you !_*

@emremokoko

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I'm always surprised by how old my peers look. 🤣

@SK-tr9ii

5 ай бұрын

I know, they haven't aged very well.@@emremokoko

@BEVERLYRANDOLPH-lx4qu

Ай бұрын

I loved the “standing up”! So real!

how ironic - its take an old man to deliver fresh comedy. big thumbs up

You realize you're old when you not only know all the songs playing in the supermarket, but you catch yourself singing along.

@ronstrong9560

9 ай бұрын

Also... The news people beginning their reply with "I mean..." And... "Look".

@guitarcomet5

9 ай бұрын

I still haven’t heard any Van Halen songs in the Grocery store.

@christineshotton824

9 ай бұрын

@@guitarcomet5 I heard "Ice Cream Man" in a Fry's grocery store about a year ago.

@guitarcomet5

9 ай бұрын

@@christineshotton824 …That confirms it! I’m getting old. 😩

@christineshotton824

9 ай бұрын

@@guitarcomet5 You and me both!

So refreshing to hear CLEAN jokes, shows intelligence... thank you SIR 😂

This guy makes being funny look sooo easy! And without any F-Bombs! Very enjoyable routine. Thanks for the smiles.😂😂

@tbillyjoeroth

Ай бұрын

Very smooth delivery

Don is hilarious. I can't believe 10 min was over so fast. Hes got the gift

@rossmacintosh5652

10 ай бұрын

Willn't you stay for the last 56 seconds?

@ihaveinsomnia1

10 ай бұрын

​@@rossmacintosh5652😂😂😂😂😂

@janishart5128

10 ай бұрын

​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8: Knock it off!! Your comment is INAPPROPRIATE - this is NOT a revival meeting!!!

Feeling George Carlin was being channeled here! Love it

Nice to hear a real comedian go through their routine without ONE swear word in this day and age. Briilliant comedian!

About getting old - Im 55 yrs old. I recently moved to a small town. A shop keeper asked me if I had any grandchildren. I felt a bit hurt. It made me feel old. Since then, I've noticed how many 14 yr old Mother's there are in this town.

@annamarielewis7078

10 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha💝

@michaelchialastri1088

8 ай бұрын

Lol 😅

@M_SC

8 ай бұрын

I know a family that has 2 generations for every one my family does. They all have teen pregnancies and mine is full of late bloomers

@dougwhiley4028

8 ай бұрын

@@M_SC I live in Australia. There isn't much opportunity in this little town. Our government pays single mothers welfare. Some girls see it as their best option to get pregnant as early as possible.

@scouthale

8 ай бұрын

He's probably the dad

As Kenny Bania would say: ' That mantis gig is gold Jerry...GOLD!!'

Mantis joke was solid.

Nice to see a comedian that's actually funny.

Excellent original humour about random things but not about people in his life. I love his way of thinking, it is a smart comedy. Loved it!

@WeighedWilson

8 ай бұрын

His mechanic didn't think it was very funny.

@FrankHerrera-qr1mh

8 ай бұрын

Original? Nothing in comedy is original.

@stevekombolis3542

8 ай бұрын

​@@FrankHerrera-qr1mhhey a troll that's definitely not original. find any other comedian that has joked chicken eggs don't taste likw chicken or talked about contractions not matching up or going over the saying "more than fair"

@FrankHerrera-qr1mh

8 ай бұрын

@stevekombolis3542 contractions: Galleger. Food: Carlin. Going back to Ed Sullivan days, nothing is original except to people who think stand-up was invented yesterday.

@stevekombolis3542

8 ай бұрын

@@FrankHerrera-qr1mh food lol. And you didn't address several but I don't think you understand the difference between concept and context. By your logic nothing is original because everything is based on human ideas and uses human language. Short of aliens what would be original then? Of course when deciding if something is original in standup you look at the specific jokes not claim all comedy is based on jokes or observations therefore nothing is original. You can use a broad generalization for literally everything to make the same claim But it's part of a pointless larger discussion . Why even post just to say comics are not original no matter what their material ? It's bending over backwards to be negative for no reason when you know exactly what people were referring to

Mr. McEnery, you've taken humour to the next level. 👌👍

@glemwheatley9425

8 ай бұрын

Know what I’m saying?

@hooeetube

6 ай бұрын

@@glemwheatley9425 It goes without saying 😁

@Rowebot15

5 ай бұрын

Wouldn't that be Delirium?

@d.t.6072

5 ай бұрын

This entire thread is hilarious. 😂

By the end of the willnt part it was starting to sound right

@mtp4430

9 ай бұрын

We were taught that at one point in our history, willn't was actually utilized in standard conversation just as won't is today. The language evolved

@theonlyonebribri

9 ай бұрын

Wtf

@michaelevans1690

8 ай бұрын

I willn't ever get used to it. It willn't ever catch on.

@mtp4430

8 ай бұрын

@@michaelevans1690You're right, it willn't. It was deemed outdated back when they stopped using it.

@michaelevans1690

8 ай бұрын

@mtp4430 willn't people like you ever stop making up fake history. I dare say, no, you willn't.

Worse than a mirror is seeing your face on a smart phone.

@TheSkepticalCynic

2 ай бұрын

You know you're old when you're afraid to fart! I'm 87 y.o.! Am I afraid to fart? It all Depends!🤔

I also love how the correspondent at the scene is always nodding their heads until they speak 🤣🤣

WOW! Spot on. Especially everything about getting old.

Every joke was quite funny, especially with his delivery style. Would like to see more of him.

He is the most unlikely looking comedian ever! The button fly jeans bit was hilarious. 😂😂

@keensoundguy6637

10 ай бұрын

The button-fly jeans bit was funny, but as someone who used to wear such jeans, it is only closing them that requires individual attention on each button. It is quite easy to open all 5 buttons at once. I guess the jeans manufacturers assumed people could figure that out for themselves rather than including instructions with each pair sold. Nowadays, though, they could print a QR code linking to an online video, but is that really something you want to see?

@macforme

10 ай бұрын

andy: I am in tears over that one...... " and I AM" .... I'm on the floor.

@macforme

10 ай бұрын

@@keensoundguy6637 A zipper is still faster....

@genespell4340

10 ай бұрын

​@@macformedrink less beer and you won't be in pain and crying because you fell out of your chair.

@macforme

10 ай бұрын

@@genespell4340 thanks for the friendly advice to increase my safety... but I don't drink.... so I just have to have lots of bubble wrap on.

This guy is a natural, his style reminded me of Seinfeld 👍🏼

@riverraisin1

10 ай бұрын

He was trying to present his comedy like Norm McDonald.

@Dkriedt

10 ай бұрын

He wrote for Seinfeld

@Celeste-in-Oz

10 ай бұрын

@@Dkriedt wow, I genuinely had no idea! Thanks!

Don McEnery is hilarious! Good clean humor, SO fun thank you!

I was once listening to my friend tell a story to another guy and was thinking "what pure gibberish. He is making no sense at all". My friend then says to the other guy "Do you know what I'm saying?" and the guys says "oh sure" and my friend said "How could you?" I laughed so hard cuz my friend obviously knew he was talking nonsense.

Love observational humor. Excellent.

We take sleep to the next level 🤣😂

@Justin-fq7vj

10 ай бұрын

Yeah the walking dead has to walk to the bathroom at two AM. New meaning to sleep walking. And a dead beat goes to bed to get more rest. Take that to a new level and you probably won't ever get up again. Why ? I got down today. 😅

@macforme

10 ай бұрын

A nice quotation to put a convict at ease, and about to get his sentence...um... terminated.

Clean funny humor ! 😂 👏 🏆

Keeping up the DryBar standard of shareable humor! Well done!!!

I like it when us old people start dancing in the supermarket 😅

@tbillyjoeroth

Ай бұрын

That's not dancing. Fred Astair was dancing.

So funny! 10 minutes of laughter. Thanks dry bar!

funny and original! Bring him back!

The leg shake at the end of his "I'm peeing right now" joke was perfect! 😁

I've been staying stressed with little bouts of depression here the last few months so it's felt really good to watch this and laugh cause it took my mind off things, thank you don!

@gracesol9

10 ай бұрын

whatever takes your mind off things, do that :)

@Nomadcreations

10 ай бұрын

Yes Good Comedy takes Ones mind Off Depressions, Anxiety, Stress & Lonliness!

@eddieboggs8306

9 ай бұрын

​@@Nomadcreations Laughter is the best medicine.

@Nomadcreations

9 ай бұрын

@@eddieboggs8306 So TRUE & NOT Enough Of It :)

@darkwolf4962

8 ай бұрын

Laugh to forget, just don't forget to laugh.

Another stupid thing people say: "That's what I'm talking about!!" when they are really not talking about it but are just excited about something someone said or did. Or they agree. But they were certainly not talking about it. So why shout out that that is what you are talking about? No, you're not. Don't take credit for something someone else said or did. Loved this video!

The mattress joke floored me. To obvious! I should have seen it coming!😂👍

He said, "You know what I mean?" many times though.😂

The age jokes are spot on. Only a person over 50 can identify.

This guy is really funny, nice relaxed delivery.

He did get me wondering how you undo a button fly after a few beers, never thought of it because I never bought a pair. He was great

@ev25zv

10 ай бұрын

You unbutton the top button like you do with any other pair of jeans, and then "rip" the fly open and the buttons open up. It's actually faster than a zipper fly.

This is the kind of clean humour I love!

First class, top shelf stand up comedy! Delivery and inflection spot on! Good job!

This guy is right on target. He's hilarious.

How good to hear clever humor

Rarely do I laugh out at videos, I guess it's because I can relate to the jokes age wise.

Love some clean humor. Respect he can pull it off.

He sure hits the spot for *this* 62 years-old....but the _real_ trouble with the button-fly-manual-dexterity-test, is having to do it more than a dozen times a night!

Nearly fell on the floor when he talked about scrolling down on the year of birth, when filling out your date of birth on a form online!!!

@user-yy4jo9pk2b

3 ай бұрын

Yes! It’s annoyance is right there with having to scroll down to find your state you live in INSTEAD of just being able to SIMPLY put in 2 little letters.😏😉

Very funny, he's spot on, especially trying to listening to the news and trying to read it the same time

It really felt good to laugh again without worrying about who may be offended! Great work Don! We need more of this!

@rogerscalf231

10 ай бұрын

So, you would rather not consider someone else's feelings? Well you're just an a..hole.

@douglasreeves9938

10 ай бұрын

I don't worry about anyone being offended. Okay, only family.

@ev25zv

10 ай бұрын

Old people could get offended, but they're too old to be WOKE. I'm sure the WOKE police will get around to it, though.

@raymondcouture9374

10 ай бұрын

I felt offended. He did not talk about Bud Light. What stand up does not pick on Bud Light, now days ???

@jimslaugenhaupt3823

10 ай бұрын

@@raymondcouture9374 True, but it is a DRYBAR. 😉

Omg this guy is hilarious!!! I needed this tonight

This dude just normalized "willn't" for me. I have thought the exact same thing myself, but it's great to get validation.

Beautiful!!!!! Still laughing and it's over!!!! 😂😂😂

I appreciate this humor of a "mature" guy...in part because I am one. Not wearing depends yet...but then again, I don't go to bars. Thanks!

At last, someone else who can't stand the mindless expression, "I'm just saying."

@guardianangel9517

10 ай бұрын

SO SICK OF HEARING THAT...

Such a good laughter I got from this excelent comedian.

I don’t know why the ceramic monkey thing had me crying laughing 😂

@dougpeters1625

5 ай бұрын

I almost hyperventilated from laughing at the ceramic monkey!

This man is funny . I have not heard good clean comic in many years . Why does people think cursing and using filth make something funny?? This was very refreshing to see 😊😊😊

@minners71

8 ай бұрын

Why are people so offended by words?

@c.c.c.8251

8 ай бұрын

@@minners71 Because my lord and savior Jesus said let no filthy communication come out of your mouth ,and I have his spirit in me and everything that is filth and unholy makes me sick and want to throw up. If Jesus is offended than I'm offended. Repent or Perish, last days warning, Jesus is coming, if you are in sin and not set free from all sin and to never sin again then you will burn forever. Plea with Jesus Christ to save your soul. Obey the gospel of Jesus Christ. Bible study 101.on you tube every night at 9;15 pm CST click on the blue lantern for the real Jesus Christ if anyone claims Jesus and says you can sin every day is of the devil and Jesus is going to cut you down devil. Now are you offended, if you are or anyone then you are offended by your lord and savior Jesus Christ!!

@RG02929

6 ай бұрын

@minners71 You’re a straight white man, aren’t you?

@c.c.c.8251

6 ай бұрын

@@RG02929 I belong to Jesus Christ and hate evil of every kind .Repent or Perish.

Brilliant and very dry delivery. I have instantly subscribed 🤣🤣🤣👍

OMGOODNESS ~ I am still laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love a good comedian & Don Mcenery definitely is one! Bravo "sir!" 😂😂👏👏👏

He's a natural, I enjoyed the whole sketch.

Hes a champ. Super sharp and super clever. Yes , with age comes wisdom , and in this video, lots of laughs. I loved this set. Solid. Good stuff from this boss.

Great stuff; it’s funnier because it’s true!

This man is a genius of comedy.

My pet peeve is "you can't have your cake and eat it" Jesus, that's the whole point of having cake! Drives me nuts.

Love his open-minded thoughts and observations. HILARIOUS!!

I like how this guy thinks! 😂

That praying mantis joke had no business being that funny! I was literally screaming! 😂

Funny, intelligent and CLEAN!

Never heard of this guy but he is😂😂😂

Notice how many times he ask You know what I mean? LOL YEP, WHAT PEOPLE SAY

What a great set! Totally nailed it and kept it clean. Thanks for the laughs!

Well done, that man. Laugh-out-loud funny and you could watch it with the kids.

Alright, hang loose and sit tight a cop told me one time.😆

Thank you for making these videos. I do appreciate a good comic. I haven't heard of this comedian before. He was funny and had some original lines.a

The next level of sleep? That pulled a belly laugh out of me!

One of my favorites we used to see all the time in TV advertisements is something that came in "a full quart bottle." Is there some other sort of quart. A "partial quart bottle?"

His timing reminds me so much of two other comedians I've watched on this channel. I love this kind of humor. 😂

Good one....he's very funny

Never heard of this guy (I’m a brit) but that stuff is very, very funny!

@9:23 When he said "I had to give up liquids" my water dispenser went gurgle,gurgle,gurgle.

1:35 Yes! My mind forgets I'm 35 and it's like I'm stuck at 25 😂😂

@jstnxprsn

10 ай бұрын

Same and I'm in my late 60s.

@majoroldladyakamom6948

10 ай бұрын

63 and still think I'm in my early 30s, except my body says 63. Wah. 🙃

@jstnxprsn

10 ай бұрын

@@punkinhoot I get that. I'm reminded every time I see some young hot woman and realize I've turned into the old man on the park bench in Jethro Tull's Aqualung album. LOLOL

@jstnxprsn

10 ай бұрын

@Roger B The Aqualung joke?

@jerichobeach2967

10 ай бұрын

43 def feel younger than I am but my mind was its sharpest at 21 so I won’t say in my mind I’m 21 but I still feel 30

My most hated saying/phrase is “It is what it is.” Basically what that means is, you’re admitting that you’re wrong or that the truth makes you guilty, but you absolve yourself of responsibility by saying you had little or no control or choice in the matter (when you actually did). It’s a cop out.

@christinebeames712

9 ай бұрын

Oh my I. So glad 8m not the only one that gets driven mad when I hear this , you are right it is a cop out , x

@philipbruton6561

8 ай бұрын

Me too!

@lindymcbroom953

7 ай бұрын

@@philipbruton6561 I HATE IT TOO!

@Warped1369

Ай бұрын

But, with all things considered as to your insight, in the end, ....it is what it is. =O) xD (The one that I hate most is when someone says, "Spot on", especially when they don't have a British accent (but, even a little then, too).

@guitarcomet5

Ай бұрын

@@Warped1369 ..”Spot On!” 🤓 (said with a fake English accent)

Funny and with no expletives. Well done!

Thank you! I really had a good laugh! Several actually. So refreshing!

Very funny. I needed a laugh. 😂

I love the way he thinks! 😝🤣

George Carlin would have had a lot of ideas to swap with you Don, bravo!

Still funny after all these years. Great to see you.

When I say “oh, excuse me” and a much younger kid smugly says, "You're good.” My brain always responds in a British accent, "Oh thanks be to heaven your mercy hath been bestowed upon a lowly servant such as I on this glorious day!" 😅

@tbillyjoeroth

Ай бұрын

No, they say "no problem" which makes no sense.

@CelticCroata

Ай бұрын

@@tbillyjoeroth ya like what happens if there is one? Either way, we could be in trouble because we’re peasants.