The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley - Full Special
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The most one-liners you'll ever hear in a comedy show might be this full special from Brian Kiley. In his first ever full Dry Bar Comedy special Brian Kiley rattles off rapid fire jokes that are sure to have any fan of stand up comedy or one-liners laughing from start to finish.
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This is so refreshing. No politics, no obscenities...just really funny!
@joebudi5136
Ай бұрын
This guy was REALLY good. I rarely laugh. This guy has me in stitches and in rated G!
@marthajohnston4334
Ай бұрын
It's not funny. You're delusional
@marthajohnston4334
Ай бұрын
@@joebudi5136rated G is inferior to rated X
@tonimilstead5089
Ай бұрын
I've watched this three times and it's still hysterical 😂😂
@johnp.johnson1541
Ай бұрын
Baby Hitler = deep politics.
Sometimes the right comedian comes along at the right time I really appreciate it
Am I the only one hearing “mmm mmm mmm” after every joke?? Lmao I love this guy, he’s stifling his own laughter because he’s that hilarious lmfao
@marydillonsalai8985
4 ай бұрын
It’s driving me crazy, I’m finding it extremely distracting.
@denysarcuri1213
4 ай бұрын
I agree, but you've got to admit that was pretty funny stuff.@@marydillonsalai8985
@peggyB7835
4 ай бұрын
It's more of a grunt. I would bet that he has Tourette's. Probably why he's so good at one-liners. He can be hilarious while working through a disability.
@BarackObamaJedi
3 ай бұрын
@@peggyB7835that would be so much more commendable if his condition is not just your wishful supposition
@richpotter
3 ай бұрын
@@marydillonsalai8985 Agreed. I found it very distracting too. If it is a disability, he needs to highlight it. If you're standing on a standup comedy stage with an elephant, you need to acknowledge the elephant.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
@philipmcculley5221
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@1972TJJ
Ай бұрын
🤦🏻♀️🤣
@user-sm6qu2yh4w
Ай бұрын
Sweet
@lovinpapa
Ай бұрын
Gotta COVID joke but 99.9% chance you won't get it....
@winonamassingill7895
Ай бұрын
A lot of people think 🤔 this guy is funny. I caught some of his jokes and I thought they were funny but a lot of them passed right over my head. Maybe because I’m a 79 year old woman. Maybe I would have understood more of them if I had been younger. 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂
Laughed out loud multiple times. Love this guy!
@michellestocken1165
4 ай бұрын
No swearing is so refreshing!
@johnqueen2754
4 ай бұрын
Yes sir
@Gloriagal78
2 ай бұрын
Same!😂
I am "a certain age", and the ACME joke was an unexpected pure pleasure. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@edithdlp8045
4 ай бұрын
I remember when I use to get up at 6am to what the roadrunner acme cartoons before going to elementary school in the 80's.
@unclebob53703
4 ай бұрын
beep beep!
@terencefinnegan
4 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045😂😂😂😂😢 2:00 SW😢 pm no😅 up at mo
@novtek
4 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045You saw re-runs. I saw them new in the early 70's.
@rkarnes6304
4 ай бұрын
They were new in the 60s. I know, because I saw them then.
How in the world have I not heard of this guy before? What a wonderful, clean, quirky performance. I have not laughed this hard in a while.
I love clever comedy! It takes real talent to come up with that many jokes.
@bluenetmarketing
2 ай бұрын
It takes real talent to remember that many jokes.
@greatnew_products7436
Ай бұрын
It helps if you're married😮
This is quality and quantity in one happy package.
@jonathangeorge171
4 ай бұрын
That's what she said
@Snuggles_the_Unholy
4 ай бұрын
@@jonathangeorge171 >*rimshot*
@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
4 ай бұрын
@@jonathangeorge171she said happy package, not small package, so don't get excited thinking you're going to score.
@curtrice6060
4 ай бұрын
Brian is one of best I’ve seen in years ! 😍
@Freeman361
4 ай бұрын
Nice.
This guy has phenomenal timing
@meirahand
4 ай бұрын
Also great memory. Unlike story telling or observational comedy, this requires remembering a 100 unrelated jokes delivered in smooth speed AND perfect timing.
@grtjr71
4 ай бұрын
Now if he was just funny
@SPDFRK
4 ай бұрын
He has cadence.
@marioalejandro7549
4 ай бұрын
And memory
@johnqueen2754
4 ай бұрын
It's called dry humor, Jerry Seinfeld made millions of this type of comedy
It still amazes me that even after studying stand-up for 50 years, I am able to chance upon talented comedians such as Brian Kiley who can make me roar with laughter whilst spitting my drink out. The number of comments praising him is a testament to his brilliance. Thank you. x
@endokrin7897
2 ай бұрын
"Studying stand-up" 😂
@darrenbjayne
2 ай бұрын
@@endokrin7897 Yes, for various jobs. Would you prefer I used the term, took a keen interest?
@jimo9555
2 ай бұрын
@@darrenbjayneif you studied stand-up for real, you can't seriously say this guy is anywhere near the same league as Tim Vine, Milton Jones or Stewart Frances...am I right?!
@joebudi5136
Ай бұрын
I rarely laugh. This guy was HILLARIOUS! AND RATED G WTF!?!?
@gsam3461
14 күн бұрын
@@jimo9555 The fact that you don't realize this guy is top tier means, in my humble opinion, you have zero appreciation for clever humor.
Shows you can be absolutely hilarious telling mature, intelligent jokes without being raunchy. Really excellent.
@thesadwolf
4 ай бұрын
Seinfeld is the master of that. I saw him live roughly a decade ago. Every joke was completely new, no rehashes, and clean. He was amazing.
@immasista6537
3 ай бұрын
Amen!
@joebudi5136
Ай бұрын
That is not easy to do. This guy is wow!
@FrankPCarpi
6 күн бұрын
@thesadwolf I'm going to have to look for his stand-up comedy. I never got into watching the TV show, but I don't really watch much TV.
Love his soft demeanor and funny one line jokes, clean and funny 😎👍
@randomgrinn
4 ай бұрын
Why is, "clean" even a point worth mentioning? Has anyone in the history of the world ever been hurt by a dirty joke? I'd really like to know how it hurt them. It's the same as people believing that seeing someone without clothes is magically bad. HOW is it bad?
@simongrant2338
4 ай бұрын
Well not everyone likes swearing or jokes about sex, i.e amy schumer for example
@lenom1289
3 ай бұрын
@@randomgrinnIt baffles me too. I don't mind dirty jokes. What I cannot stand is screaming and jumping all over the place on stage.
@greyberet1
2 ай бұрын
@@randomgrinn It may be bad for the person seeing you without your clothes on…? Just saying.
@percyhawkins716
2 ай бұрын
@@randomgrinn A good parent wouldn't want his kids to hear it. It only serves to coarsen the culture and then it becomes a race to the bottom where anything goes no matter how disgusting. We're almost there.
This was genius... This guy would kill at parties. God Bless him. I needed a laugh.
@musicloverme3993
3 ай бұрын
Homicide at parties? 🙃
Original nonstop comedy with no preambles.. Just pure laughter from start to finish. I keep watching this video again and again and wonder each time, why oh why have I never heard of him or seen him before? I wish him all the success, fame and fortune he desires.
@woollyprimate
25 күн бұрын
I looked him up. I think he used to be a writer for Conan O'Brien.
@gsam3461
14 күн бұрын
💯
I'm 73 years old and I couldn't stop laughing at everything he said. You don't know what's coming and he keeps you off guard. Very wise and intelligent humor🎉
well done! I haven't laughed this much in a long time
English chap here from London. Brian Kiley - a name to remember. I really did laugh out loud. We need him to tour over here. He's brilliant.
@darrenbjayne
2 ай бұрын
@georgebennett3197, I will be right behind you in the queue to see this guy. Loved him. x
@larry77117
24 күн бұрын
thank you for giving us His name.
I love how the one-liners are connected, telling a whole story. That's comedic intelligence and I appreciate it very much.
He was brilliant! That 25 mins just flew by with me laughing at every joke. Wonderful timing and great sense of humour.
This guy is hysterical!!! Need more of him, that wasn’t enough! ❤
@rayburnyarborough4695
4 ай бұрын
Jeff Allen!
@jonconley4424
2 ай бұрын
@@rayburnyarborough4695Who is Jeff Allen??
@rayburnyarborough4695
Ай бұрын
@@jonconley4424 Dry Bar Comedy
Remarkable performance and not one curse word !!!
@MillerFBaby91
3 ай бұрын
I actually believe there’s no cursing on this platform. I’ve yet to hear a comic use one and this is maybe my 7th or 8th video
@immasista6537
3 ай бұрын
Amen!!!
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
2 ай бұрын
It's Dry Bar. The venue is in Utah and it's a dry bar.
I imagine Stephen Wright doing all these bits. They work perfectly.
@kendallevans4079
28 күн бұрын
Naw....this guy is better. Wright is his own biggest fan
Dude. I’ve not laughed this hard at clean humor since grade school. Thank you man. Guess you could say your routine is…out…standing. Be well. God bless.
The pool boy joke is one of the funniest I've heard from anyone ever. I've stolen it several times with great success! 🤣
@johnshuster9475
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's my favorite too! So well timed.
Hillarius!! Charming!! Clean humour. This guy is a riot!! Love it Love it. 🥰😂🤣😂thanks for the laughs. 👏👏
@denysarcuri1213
4 ай бұрын
"Hilarious." I agree.
@cindyroy8541
4 ай бұрын
@@denysarcuri1213 😎👍
Where has this man been all my life? Excessively hilarious 🤣😂😂😂
Brian Kiley has an outstanding wit and sense of timing. I love his ability to put an intelligent, comedic twist on multiple subjects with perfect timing.
I'm telling my sons to surprise me when I die about bury me or cremated me !!!!! That's a classic !!!! I haven't stopped belly gut laffing for last 13 1/2 minutes ....I can't stop smirking and I'm about to cramp out here listening to you !!! You are out of your genius mind I love you!!!!@@ an equal to Robin Williams processing and wit . You can do it all !!!!
@IamGoen
4 ай бұрын
Ditto 🤣
Yooo, this guy has me and my family choking on supper
Good act to take a date without being embarrassed by endless profanity.
@thebigfist
Ай бұрын
Yes, that's why the Dry- Bar comedians are so appealing since folks are getting fed-up with the same old moronic, foul- mouthed, politically obsessed garbage that tries to pass itself off as comedy.
@iandeeightiesman
20 күн бұрын
Try some Brian Regan if you feel like that.
This guy is great and funny. It's always nice to hear good clean jokes without the swearing and cursing.
@immasista6537
3 ай бұрын
Amen!
@charcoalanderson8010
Ай бұрын
Well he only looks a week old so he's probably yet to learn any.
This guy and Robert Mac are the soo good at subverting your expectations for where a joke is going to go. Some comedians are so predictable, but it's refreshing to see talent like this!!
@micahmanley613
4 ай бұрын
Thanks for putting that into words for me!
@becauseIrock
12 күн бұрын
Is Robert Mac clean comedy, too? I've never heard of him, but might have to check him out, if he is!
I call my wife pumpkin because she gets smashed around the holidays is one of the best one-liners known to mankind. I used to hire this guy on Martha's Vineyard and he's one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Breath of fresh air in the comedy business!
@gsam3461
Ай бұрын
You went and picked maybe the 50th best joke in this video alone. Amazing how different people's sense of humor can be. There are seriously dozens of better/more creative jokes here.
@johndutton3679
Ай бұрын
@@gsam3461that's a really good point because after every show I produced I would have people come up to me and say the second guy was the best ever and within minutes another person would say the worst. It's kind of interesting how that works. Just a matter of taste
Havin a bad day & came across dis dude & lolmbo oh me goodyness! Lawd have mercy! He funny! 😂🤣😅 God Bless dis guy for humor with NO profanity!!!
“She worked at the DMV 40 years and waited on almost a DOZEN customers “ 😂🤣
@dielaughing73
11 күн бұрын
That was a great one because you could see it coming but it was still funny
You're never too old. Funny is funny. Thank you, Brian.
Genius! Literally one laugh after another 😂😂😂
This is an extremely talented comedian. I hope to see more of him. Best of luck to you, and thank you for your humor!
Wow! This guy had me rolling from start to finish, so many wind-ups (I love wind-ups!) with twists you don't see coming! Way too funny every joke a winner and so is he! Hope to see much more of this very talented comedian, Bravo Brian Kiley!
I am crying from laughing so hard. Thanks for making my work night so much more tolerable. 😂
This guy is the King of dad jokes lol
@CMDRRustyDog
4 ай бұрын
Two words:- Tim Vine
@joebudi5136
Ай бұрын
I wonder if his kids think he is funny. . They don't have to being his kids and all.
It's all about the delivery and this guy delivers. Loved it.
This was awesome. I had tears laughing. This goes to show you that no vulgar words are needed for a comedian to be funny. Loved it.
17:30 "now I look like im a week old" 😂
@DrStephieRaeGrenier
4 ай бұрын
Want going for that
Loved him. Thank you wife and kids ✨✨✨
Wow! Glad I gave him a chance. Very, very funny!! Outstanding and clever.
You knocked it out of the ball park, bro.
This type of comedy is rare and hilarious! Reminds me of foundational comedians like Sinbad. Good stuff.
THIS is the BEST stand-up I've ever heard of.
@jayceewedmak9524
Ай бұрын
Robert Mac is excellent as well 👍
Never heard of Brian before this, but so glad I stumbled across this because had me in stitches from start to finish. Brilliant!!!
OUtstanding and brilliant. Thank you for sharing with us.
I Actually did Not Want This One to End
The fact I've never heard of Brian Kiley probably reflects mostly on me. I like him. Good delivery. Very good material.
@jam1870utube
4 ай бұрын
turns out this guy is a long time friend/writer for Conan O'Brien. I didn't know who he was either until Conan mentioned him while I was listening to his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, and he was doing an impression of Brian as if he were performing at the Apollo. 🤣🤣 Hilarious.
This guy is one of the best comedians ever!
That was great. Entertaining the whole time. Wish you well!
Havent laughed that hard or long for some time. Well done, gonna rewatch , thanks . GOD bless you merry Christmas and a prosperous healthy safe and HAPPY New Year.
@kathyricks516
4 ай бұрын
🎉😂😂😂😂
Excellent work, it was done so effortlessly
I love what this guy does with standard joke "types". Great timing, well written, nice 'Broka'.
This guy is really great at comedy!I love his sense of humor.
This guy's great, hope to seen more of him. I can't believe he's not better known.
@lancedom6349
4 ай бұрын
He will be. (Better known).
@raffriff42
4 ай бұрын
True true. IMDB says he’s been a writer for Conan O’Brien since the 90s.
@joebudi5136
Ай бұрын
I just found him today. TOTAL FAN NOW! Soooo good!
This man is so good! I think even the best on Dry Bar. First time I see him, please more!
@joebudi5136
Ай бұрын
I rarely laugh at jokes anymore. Laughed the whole way through. This guy is A Grade funny.
It's 11:30pm on Friday night and I woke my wife up because I was laughing so loud. I'm shopping on Amazon and listening to this guy. 🧑🏻🤣😄
What a joy, I wish I could remember just a few of his jokes for when I next go out. 24 minutes of sheer fun, and call me old fashioned but not one swear word!
I can't believe it's not butter😂
@DrStephieRaeGrenier
4 ай бұрын
Being from Wisconsin, We were just talking this morning about the difference between butter and margarine using I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter as an example. 😅
Oh my goodness, how funny is this guy!!! Non stop rolling on the floor laughing 😂
So good! Didn’t expect to watch the whole thing but I was hooked from start to finish and had a good laugh. Thank you Brian!
This is really brilliant. Thank you Mr Kiley
You have a new fan, Brian.
That mafia joke is a thing of nightmares!😅
His delivery and timing are pitch perfect! "We don't HAVE a pool". "We were told we were unable to have children (pause) by our landlord". Combine it with the low key delivery and you have the perfect routine!
This guy is hilarious! Haven't laughed out loud so much watching him 😅
Great job Brian. Awesome.
How have I not heard of this guy until now.? He is so good.
Quite a relief from headliners who cannot form a sentence with the word "MF".
Hilarious 🤣, and good relaxed pace. Really liked Brian, and I'm only discovering him now. I've added him to my list of comedians to watch 👍
I'm old enough to get the acme/coyote joke 😅😅😅
@belindabutcher7925
3 ай бұрын
Me too!!!!!😅
@fxranger326
2 ай бұрын
ACME's #1 customer.
@joebudi5136
Ай бұрын
Omg! Have to seen the cartoon the family guy producers made where Will E Coyote ACTUALLY KILLS THE ROADRUNNER!?!? And how his life ends up after!?! ITS SOOOO FUNNY!! I don't want to give away. Search for cavalcade of comedy" on KZread. OMG You are gonna crack up!
Class act! Jokes are so rich and timing is impeccable. Great credentials and so humble abt it.
OMG…love this guy!
Comedic genius, da new king of 1 liners
Dry bar delivers again, thank you!
Truly a lot of work goes into a set like this. Thank you sir
This guy is awesome, really enjoyed his show!
About 23:00 when he said he started the mafia guys car every morning, some lady in the audience startled "OH, My." I laughed so hard. Poor thing.
@UROCKLLC
4 ай бұрын
This was the one joke I didn't get, please explain...
@PleaseNThankYou
4 ай бұрын
@UROCKLLC starting the mafia guys car is a dangerous job. Mobsters blow up each other occasionally, so they hire someone else to start the car (checking for car bomb). The idea of him doing that when he was a small kid is kind of awful !
@AffidavidDonda
4 ай бұрын
@@PleaseNThankYou thank you, i did not get that one, too :)))
@cherrypichick6782
4 ай бұрын
Ya gotta be Italian to git it! 🤌🏻 😂 Also, he was only paid $10 to risk his life! 😮
Best one liners I have heard in a long time!
Great jokes, with no cursing or strong language. Very talented 👏
Absolutely fantastic!
Just awesome. Keep it going Brain.
Oh, this was so, so good! Huge kudos!
This guy is great! He got me smiling and laughing through the entire act. thank you 🙂
Such absolutely brilliant and creative material that really speaks to my generation (72). Enormously entertaining.
@hairyhoudini5565
4 ай бұрын
'My Generation' was 1965, Who knew.
@robertmoye7565
4 ай бұрын
72 is my age@@hairyhoudini5565.
i love this, definitely a hidden gem. Amazingly funny. kudos to you on this one, happy holidays and new year, live long and prosper.... 'Keep your Goals in Mind and Gold you will Find' CHEERS to this one! !! - Brian Kiley. I'm only half way thru sending this, love the drybar, love your jokes! i expect to see you again for sure.
@_Lazare
2 ай бұрын
Same here
Super stuff. Some real laugh-out-loud moments there.
First time seeing this guy. Great clean act.
Love this guy! Had me in tears a few times 😢😅
His one liners go beyond the "Take my wife, Please...
Before the invention of crowbars, crows had to drink at home alone.
😂😅🎉oh my gosh..clean comedy at its best...thank you!!!
This is my first time seeing Mr. Kiley. He is so flippin funny. I'm looking forward to seeing a lot more from him. Thanks 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
These jokes were fantastic 😂😂👍