Dry bar, bring this guy back more often! Absolutely had me rolling

@nicholasgeorge4156

Ай бұрын

This reminds me of Steven wright who also is barely in anything. Steven did write a book and released it fairly recently and I read it. The only book I read ever since I graduated 7 years ago.

@JesusIsKing301

Ай бұрын

@@nicholasgeorge4156that’s cool, just found the comic myself. You should read the Bible though brother. Jesus is going to return.

@nicholasgeorge4156

Ай бұрын

@@JesusIsKing301 I found Steven wright on a comparison video of him and Mitch hedberg is also similar but not deadpan. Think of Steven but on hardcore drugs.

"Not right now". I usually get tired of one-liners but I kept catching myself looking forward to the next one. Very funny guy.

"I gotta get home. My kid's tied to a chair" 😂😂😂😂

@richardcalisi9188

3 ай бұрын

I was dieing

@kingrobert1st

3 ай бұрын

Happened to me once.

@22sojourner

2 ай бұрын

@@kingrobert1st Lol ... perfect. Me too ... !!!

@shimsladey3227

Ай бұрын

Was funny as was the whole show but an Aussie comedian I saw a few years ago had a similar joke about a women trying to get ahead in line of hi because she had a baby and he replied he can't cause his kid was still in the car and he couldn't remember if he'd left a window down.

@judylloyd7901

Ай бұрын

​@@richardcalisi9188 ...dying*...😊😊

Now this comedian knows how to write clever clean jokes and still be funny..kudos to him.

My favorite kind of style and he does it so well! Just dry puns, one liners, sarcasm, sneaker punchlines, etc. with exceptional timing and delivery! Thanks Dry Bar and Bobby Tessel for the laughs!

@terrificbabe60

Ай бұрын

U described it perfectly!

@seanwilliams7489

Ай бұрын

Great. Wonderful delivery. Loving it, right now

@evelynmcelroy1224

Ай бұрын

³²23rd​@@seanwilliams7489

I grew up with Bobby and have not seen him in years. This was like spending time with an old friend and totally hilarious. I cant wait for more.

@tristintadlock8947

2 ай бұрын

What was he like when you knew him? Seems like an honest guy and good friend

@Buzzb8

2 ай бұрын

He was a truly kind and charismatic person. He was also an impressive athlete.. @@tristintadlock8947

Bobby Tessel is GREAT!!! Thanks, Dry Bar Comedy!

He is spot on with his delivery for his style and his jokes are sarcastically fantastic. Love it

I love one liner comedians thank you for introducing us to Bobby Tessel - I think it’s a true art form.

@_Lazare

Ай бұрын

Same

There's a sprinkle of Steven Wright and a dash of Mitch Hedberg in his act. Pure Gold

@evelmoose

2 ай бұрын

took the words right out of my mind 😃

@NoxiousRob

2 ай бұрын

My thoughts as well. I've never seen this guy before, but after his first few jokes I was hooked.

@mikenielsen7008

2 ай бұрын

I see Steven Wright in him for sure.

@loreauvillephil

Ай бұрын

Almost commented the same thing.

@carolspickler163

Ай бұрын

Whatta find!

If I was there in the audience, after the microphone throwing joke, I would’ve yelled, “you won’t get fooled again!”

@cturn9494

Ай бұрын

and he would have said “who are you?”

@tommypain

Ай бұрын

@@cturn9494 Awesome!! 🤣

I've just found a new favorite comedian. Good, clean humor, and genuinely funny. Thanks Bobby

@benveach9689

Ай бұрын

He was faking it besides he’s a liar~

@judylloyd7901

Ай бұрын

Drybar comedy is usually pretty good 👍 🤣

I do not always find stand up comedians funny. This guy had me laughing so hard that I was in tears.

I don't normally like the 'one-liner' type of comedians, but he was an absolute HOOT!! Great Start to 2024 with Bobby Tessel...

Two things i liked a lot about this comic: 1. Relaxed Delivery (almost Laconic) 2. many of these set-ups really felt like regular situations of his life that he developed into material afterwards, for example a casual comeback with an arresting police officer and so forth...

"Not right now" LOL, nothing like finally getting that Pavlovian response, but then finding there's no way to turn it off.

I also wrote a book last week! It's pretty short, it goes: "Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after." 🤣

That dude is hilarious😂 He needs to be famous

@onlyinacj1

4 ай бұрын

He’s funny..but let’s not over exaggerate .. I’m sure these kill at the local open mic “Broke my ankle playing basketball… It was an arcade game”.. “I was catching fish left and right, people at the aquarium were pissed”.. “Ever seen ugly people drive really fast… Where can they possibly be going?”

@TheAgiovannym

4 ай бұрын

It’s up to the people and i agree

@JMRsDesk

4 ай бұрын

You have a knack for understatement (exaggerate) and overstatement (kill) at the same time. I think the commenter is 12 and drunk sooo.... now you get the hilarious and famous. And of course you clearly stopped somewhere around the 5 minute mark as I did because you realized it just wasn't gonna get any better and was actually getting worse. Maybe they have special ed night at Dry Bar. I am good with wholesome entertainment but this needs to be done in nursing homes. Funny enough but nobody is going to stroke out from laughing too hard there hopefully.@@onlyinacj1

@crct2004

4 ай бұрын

Never wish fame on anyone. Yes, he is that good but have you heard of a happy ending yet with fame?

@Seetiyan

3 ай бұрын

​@@crct2004 Seems to be working well for Leonardo DiCaprio! 😆

Bobby Tessel is _VERY_ Good! "My mom's not that great at Frisbee" LOLOL

I got sad too, when he said last joke. 😂 this was way too short! Bring him back! Absolutely hilarious!

One of the best ones I've seen from Dry Bar in a while. Dude was a savage with these jokes!

Good clean fun. Very rare. You got this, young man.

I love this guy! Thanks, Dry Bar for posting the full special!

Some of those jokes made me laugh 'til my belly hurt. 🤣

Haven't had such a good laugh in a while, this guy is hilarious!

Hilarious! He's a _little bit_ like Steven Wright, and he's got the quality of material to carry it off. This is definitely my favourite type of comedian, and I'll keep an eye out for this guy.

@mylovesongs2429

3 ай бұрын

Check out Stewart Francis. Also, check out Gary Delaney. Both are like Steven Wright. So hilarious.

@TheRealHucasys

2 ай бұрын

Mitch Hedberg too .

@chrissmurray255

2 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more about Delaney. He's got the speed _and_ the quality.@@mylovesongs2429

@chrissmurray255

2 ай бұрын

More like Wright than Hedberg I reckon, because Mitch's delivery is utterly unique - especially his inflection. But I get your point, and the fact that we're talking about Tessel in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg is quite a compliment. Hedberg's bit about 'Not blocking a fire exit' is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.@@TheRealHucasys

A natural comedian. A gem, one in a billion.

The “I buried mom and dad like you told me, but the dog keeps digging them up” has me laughing so hard it hurts

@damo9413

3 ай бұрын

I'm crying at work on nightshift....... there are 8 people in the room wondering what's wrong with me and there are zero ways to explain.

@galakorolyk1079

3 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard about burying mom and dad I had bubbles coming out of my nose

@DarkHoliday11

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, that joke is so old it can vote now.

@bobbyadkins6983

3 ай бұрын

That and, My butt is soft.

@kriskross22

3 ай бұрын

I saw this comment before watching and I still wasn’t ready for it! Almost had hot coffee coming out my nose 😂

Thank you Dry Bar for good clean comedy!

Best comedian I've seen in months!

@sweettaterpie7009

3 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@shanenoey6401

3 ай бұрын

You really need to look up more comedians.

I liked his dry humor, needs his own show😂😂😂😂😂

Clean, cool, calm and collected. I love this guy and his comedy. Way to go Bobby. Thank you for the good times... about 25 minutes of them. lol

the popcorn tongue finger thing is unusually relatable

@shanenoey6401

3 ай бұрын

That's because it's observational comedy regarding something that happens to all of us. This is not revolutionary.

@shadowofneo

2 ай бұрын

@@shanenoey6401 hence "unusually" meaning more so than it ought to be under the observed circumstance, assuming I don't understand that says more about you than i

Is it just me or does he look like he should be Sammy Hagar’s younger brother? 😂😂😂 It’s crazy! Loved it ❤

@VioletJoy

4 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh! You're right!!

@beckykay9178

4 ай бұрын

Yes, yes, 1000% yes! I couldn’t figure out what seemed so familiar about him, but you nailed it!

@jpdude7274

4 ай бұрын

He’s the one who can drive 55

@floridapielady

4 ай бұрын

@@jpdude7274 lmao!! Yeah cause Sammy sure as hell can’t! 😂🤣

"we have no finger-to-tongue perception"

If I was there that night...I would be able to say I got my money's worth out of the evening. Nice clean jokes that you can tell around the water cooler on Monday ... but nobody EVER gets them right.

@shanenoey6401

3 ай бұрын

Including the comedian, because they're not good jokes.

Always good to see Mitch Hedberg inspired comedians. Nice set!

@anydaynow

4 ай бұрын

I was thinking more Stephen Wright.

@gregorcollins

4 ай бұрын

fairly interchangeable@@anydaynow

@shriggs55

4 ай бұрын

@@anydaynow Me too.

@paradoxikalparalysis

4 ай бұрын

What a miserable comparison that is... 😅

@gregorcollins

4 ай бұрын

depends what you mean by trombone@@paradoxikalparalysis

That last joke has me in tears 😂😂😂

This guy is awesome! Thank you for the laughs!

Love this set! Some good old-fashioned silliness! 😂

"All men are liars" "I've never seen a more beautiful woman ever" 😂👍

Laughing feels so wonderful! Thank you❣️I needed that more than you could know.

10/10, would laugh again

This was an excellent show.

This was worth watching! My belly hurts!

Bobby Tessel is SO funny! First time seeing him... will be looking for more. Great timing, and so clever! :D

I like the way this guy thinks. Great set! ❤😂❤😂❤😂

Very funny dude! Had me laughing the whole set 😂

@shanenoey6401

3 ай бұрын

I can't wait for the day that you find real comedy!

You had me at the first "not right now"!

Steven Wright would be proud.

So refreshing to see a comic not using the “f” word. Even my young grandkids could watch him. He is outstanding ❣️

@stirfrybry1

2 ай бұрын

Pendulum: May it swing back

@valerieannshort7109

2 ай бұрын

Yes, that’s why I love Dry Bar!

One of the best comedians i have heard in some time!!

@shanenoey6401

3 ай бұрын

Get out more. Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinane, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Shane Gillis the guy selling hotdogs on the street corner... anything..

My first time seeing Bobby...hopefully not the last !! Finally a true comedian, and the clean humor was refreshing as well. Thank you !!

Signs for Les. That's a real niche market.

Top notch comedy !! Very funny. And proof you DON'T need profanity to have people roaring with laughter. THANK YOU, DryBar for providing this kind of platform. Have seen MANY, MANY hilarious routines on your stage.

@shanenoey6401

3 ай бұрын

3, there have been 3.

@csrboltfan2643

3 ай бұрын

@@shanenoey6401 Then you haven't watched enough. A LOT more than three.

@benveach9689

Ай бұрын

Vulgarity is not funny and it’s only for the simple~

@judylloyd7901

Ай бұрын

​@@benveach9689 Yeah, that's why Drybar comedy doesn't have crass jokes 😊

He’s good, and so understated. I’ll be looking for more from him.

Well done. Very talented guy. I enjoyed it a lot.

Bobby is very funny. Hope to see more of him

The tongue thing is the most true thing I've ever heard on this platform.

Definitely gives me Steven Wright vibes and I'm all for it. Great job, can't wait to see more dude

@yisraels4555

3 ай бұрын

He even talks like Steve Wright!

Bring MORE!, This man was great, smooth, remembered all his jokes without a hitch, very funny guy

That’s a high bar to set for 2024😂 so good

You really picked up my day! Thanks! You're great!

This is probably the funniest guy I've ever seen on DBC!

Bobby Tessel is awesomely funny.

My day has just been made!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

This was hilarious! Very funny from beginning to end!

Loved this. Bring him back!

The popcorn thing is so true!

@dielaughing73

20 сағат бұрын

1000%

Great show! I hope to see this guy, again!

One of my favourites for sure and I’ve watched a lot of comedians in my time..I’ve got a lot of time on my hands 😂😂

@waynemeredith7088

4 ай бұрын

R1m the

@Kjellmclean

3 ай бұрын

"Not right now!" ⌛🫣🔫 😜

@tashburton989

3 ай бұрын

@@waynemeredith7088 what does that mean ?

This guy is so so good. I kept taking it back so as not to miss a thing

I really had a good laugh!!!! Thanks for that DRY BAR

He's the prince of one liners. Very funny.. He should nix the ugly jokes though. Lol

@user-hj7ld4ff7p

4 ай бұрын

nix?

@liveletlive0regrets

4 ай бұрын

​@@user-hj7ld4ff7por mix it up make as many about ugly men as women

@chlmrs43

4 ай бұрын

Definitely not the king of one liners. That would be Mitch Hedberg.

@MomentsInTrading

4 ай бұрын

Another really good one liner is Stewart Francis. He’s from the UK.

@nonnyena4267

4 ай бұрын

@chlmrs43 This guy's good & Hedberg was good, but i hafta give first place to Steven Wright.

Great set. I'd like to see a lot more of this guy! Thanks for sharing.

This Guy is Really Funny. I Love it!

Love your style, Bobby! 👏😂

At the 12:05 mark, the lady trying to use her baby to cut line gets the Bobby Tessel treatment.

Best of KZread I've heard this year.

Thoroughly enjoyed this. Come back again Bobby!

Laughed almost all the way through. Love this guy

That fine fellow made my night😂

very well done, got a bonus unintentional ab workout

12:12 He really is in line at a coffee place, because he didn’t say “not right now.”

Hilarious...great timing!! 😂😂

👍 This guy's good. Hope to see more material from him.

I love how he kept referring to his notes on the stool...

So brilliant! Fabulous show!

Anyone else thinking Stephen Wright?

@andrewmarsh2657

27 күн бұрын

Just saw this, and that was my first thought 😅

@randywatts7554

7 күн бұрын

...absolutely...only happy in perpetuity it seems

@theresacasareale8009

6 күн бұрын

Definitely

Thank You Bobby ! You're BRILLIANT ! i Needed to Laugh ❤

Great fresh material

Awesome content, delivery was spot on , wish you well in the future 🤣🤣

This guy did a great job!

Hilarious guy! Will have to look for more of his stand up routines 😊

I was once at a bowling ally and ordered a beer. They asked what size? I said, I will have a pint. They literally came back with we do not have that size. We only have 12oz and 16oz size beers.

This is good stuff. He didn’t even mention creckers in barrels. Lolololol

One of the funniest 🤣

Bobby Tessel is so funny. Thanks Dry Bar !

Good stuff! For the second to last joke, I'd have said, "I'm just returning her call. She left me a message asking my opinion on whether she should fire her assistant or not."

Best comedian yet!!!