There's a new version of this now with the sound fixed and the accidentally repeated section on animals removed. kzread.info/dash/bejne/anaG0Jeik5PUo9Y.html Tour dates are here: www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows. If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.

@johnconnor3865

3 жыл бұрын

Who brings animals to a comedy show?

@kanedaku

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Millican you slayed with 'my girlfriend and I are trying for a baby, her mum is helping out, so I'll get hard'. You have won the internet in all perpetuality.

@kanedaku

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Tiff. Hot yes but shes easy on the eye. Plus attractive.

@GjergjMero

3 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck complained about that repeated section? Damn you PETA!

@stephenrees7041

3 жыл бұрын

It's still repeated bruh

For years i enjoyed going to see Gary live until he fixed the hole in his garden fence.

@ciaran_keady

2 жыл бұрын

you did him proud there 🤣

@ziauddinkhan5699

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MichaelAndersxq28guy

2 жыл бұрын

😆 🤣

@jaytaylor4659

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahahah what a crack up ahahahahah

@UkTruckerStu

Жыл бұрын

hahaha Thumbs up m8

When the comedians start laughing you know the joke is a home run. Greg's reaction around the 6 minute mark is timeless 😂

@5cott1711

Жыл бұрын

When the comedians start laughing it’s part of the rehearsed performance

Easily my favourite comedian. His jokes are easy to steal and use down the pub. You know, pub. Remember those?

@sfxfreakz8446

3 жыл бұрын

Aahh the memories of the pub. Takes me back to the good old days 🤣

@williamdonnelly895

3 жыл бұрын

What are jokes? 🤔

@erinobrien8408

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, pubs...sigh! We were so young and naive back then! Love the schadenfreude and the porpoise jokes - classics!! Now, just have to go on a crawl to use these jokes 🍸🍻

@williamdonnelly895

2 жыл бұрын

@@erinobrien8408 🤣👌🤣

@wfcoaker1398

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you long for precedented times? The Before Time seems so long ago.

"Muzzle him." "I don't know, but he's got a beard" That's absolutely brilliant.

@jameshollyoak8230

3 ай бұрын

I’m so going to use that at work tomorrow

He is without doubt one of the funniest comedians around. Most comedians don't even raise a smile from me, he had me in tears! Real talent.

@pressureworks

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, I didn't get your joke here. :(

Alcoholic ginger beer was an absolute belter, as was the diesel escort

Excellent from start to finish. Every pun a winner. You can have this one: My grandad was responsible for bringing down several Nazi planes during WW2. The Luftwaffe said he was the worst mechanic they ever employed.

@susanjewitt8783

3 жыл бұрын

TONY GRIFFIN. Great joke 😂😂😂😂

@tonygriffin_

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanjewitt8783 Thanks!

@steadytube

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaaahahahh

@bigkuriboh3814

Жыл бұрын

Meh joke.

@123Herbiedog

Жыл бұрын

Top class

Absolutely class. Nearly had an asthma attack. Bought a xmas tree........"are you going to put it up yourself?"........ "no I thought the living room!" 😂

I think he's very under rated. Should be more famous 😊

@gbjanuary

2 жыл бұрын

👍🏻🤪

You know you’re good when you’ve got other comedians crying with laughter!👍🏻

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

This comment makes no sense.

@bigkuriboh3814

Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 how so?

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@bigkuriboh3814 It’s as if he’s saying comedians have a different sense of humor than everyone else which just isn’t true. Like just because they’re professional joke tellers it takes more to make them laugh. If someone is funny they’re funny, simple as that.

@bigkuriboh3814

Жыл бұрын

@@fezzik7619 I think it is quite reasonable to suggest that people whose work lives are literally all about comedy would mean they would be harder to tickle. Would you be more impressed making me laugh, or making Jack Dee laugh?

@fezzik7619

Жыл бұрын

@@bigkuriboh3814 Neither. Humor is subjective. A person will find what you say funny or they won’t. It depends on their overall sense of humor and the style(s) of humor that appeal to them. I wouldn’t feel it more of an accomplishment to make a famous comedian laugh as I don’t put any stock in celebrity.

I can’t watch Gary without crying ! He’s my favourite

I love the way he cracks himself up! 🤣

I haven't had to pause a video so many times to catch my breath and wipe my eyes in a long time. This was brilliant.

"Knock knock, who's there grandad shit stop the funeral" 🤣🤣

Priceless!

The one with couple weaving on the road and you shouting: GET A LOOM! Had me in tears 🤣🤣🎉 Love from Denmark

He's so underrated... he is so funny 😂

Abso-tively, Pos-ilutely HILARIOUS

Thanks Gary for putting some laughter and a smile on all our faces during this shite time we are in. Great Stuff

You can see the other comedians die inside when he tells some of his jokes.

Gary Delaney is absolutely hilarious. Just quality material

In my humble opinion this man is a comic genius, his timing and delivery is perfect..... one liners - Tommy Cooper - never heard of her! ;)

Glad i found this compilation . One of the best British comedians. I miss your humour since i left the uk

Milton Jones: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

"Last night I had beef stew with dumplings. I shouldn't call her that but she's a big girl" Lol 😂 That's hilarious.

Absolutely brilliant.....watching this in bed at night with headphones on and been told off by the other half for laughing so much🤣

I've seen them all but gary is the best of one liners can watch him for hours love it 8 kind regards colin from croydon surrey 👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

Well this just made my day a lot better. Thanks for the laughs Gary.

I'm gonna be honest and say I'm stealing these one liners, comedy gold.🤣😂👍

So many funny tv shows in the UK, love watching them. This is one of my favorites, and Gary should be on alot more of those shows, this was epic 😂

Brilliant stuff. Just brilliant. I've come up with a hundred great one liners this year, but I stole them all from you. It was a stoke of genius.

So fast and the best at one liners. Go Gary!

My favouritist comedian of ever... I have watched this compilation countless times and still laugh my arse off every time 😂😂😂

I really enjoy the mix of dark and punny humour, as a non native speaker there are some jokes i only get the second time round, but i have to say you're really good at making people laugh without the need for a long anecdote for a setup and just blasting punchlines at people in rapid succession. Keep it up! Especially in these Dark Times. Greetings from the land of the unfunny and the Schadenfreude

My stomach hurts and my face is wet from the tears! Sooo needed a good laugh in 2021. Thanks heaps mate. Love your work!

could watch you all day

You are one talented man Gary, thanks so much for sharing. Can't wait to see you live once life returns to normal..

He’s absolutely brilliant live, so many jokes in one night. See him if you get a chance.

always been my king of one liners. Love to see him live (in New Zealand)

Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this

I can rewatch this material over and over......never get bored, gary, tim vine ,milton and stu francis are the dogs bollocks 👍

Haven't laughed this hard in ages. In tears

Diesel in the escort! 😂😂😂😂😂

Such a gift.

Best comedian ever. Love your work. Thanks.

Gary, you are a genius. Thank you for all the laughs

This bloke is brilliant.

Absolutely brilliant.

I've been watching, thanks for Gary Delaneying.

Absolutely brilliant. Just too good

Razor sharp edgy wit that turns me upside down I’m laughing so hard. Brilliantly clever puns that make the other comedians wonder how he comes up with them.

Just brilliant!

Thank you Mr.Delaney. PS You make me laugh more rapidly than Sarah does, but I prefer listening to her voice. Anyhow, you're both champions. Carry on.

This guy is brilliant.

Wow, I needed this right now, brilliant!!🤣🤣

Cracks me Gary up when you start laughing before the punchline.... It’s as if you know what’s coming. 😂

thx gary, love your stuff

Some cracking stuff in there.... Mint

trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)

Genius. Why I loved George Carlin so much, the play on words. Well done!

Thus guy is amazing!

Amazingly funny thanks Gary

Excellent- sooooo very clever🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

Wow. Good stuff. Thank you.

so good !

Love it!!!!!

Incredibly funny and an imagination that’s in the stratosphere clever beyond words👍🏼

Brilliant stuff!

Brilliant!

Outstanding - cheers 🍻

Great comedian. Keep up the jokes pal

Sooo dammed funny. Just discovered him and gonna book up for his next tour.

joyous !

Great vid

Awesome!

Love this guy

Some of these jokes are so nicely layered with darker tones and "chef's kiss" play on words.

He’s brilliant!

Always makes me laugh which in these difficult times is worth it’s weight in gold 👍

Always looked forward to Gary on Mock The Week 😂 Must try & see him live 😊

@GaryDelaneyComedian

3 жыл бұрын

Tour on sale now at GaryDelaney.com more dates to be added through 2021 as places reopen.

great job!

Awesome!!!!! keep it up!

Seeing Gary in the summer at Worcester 🙂

Thank God the video finally ended! I just couldn't sustain so much laughing out loud. I'm in tears of laughter. 👍🙏

That cheered me up thanks 👍👌👌

Some great stuff here

Brilliant fresh comedian, had me laughing start to finish

You deserve a day off for that Nando's joke. Absolute quality.

Utter genius!

Really enjoyed that ☺

Excellent Gary. :) The "Pro Bono" and "Winnie the Pooh" gags were my favourites.

Brilliant

Such talent

I liked the ones that made you laugh as you were telling them!

One liners are the best comedians by far

Brilliant stuff 😊👍

The Tetris joke 😅

Great stuff 😄

Saw him live several years ago. Very funny.