Gary Delaney: Every 'Scenes We'd Like To See' one-liner I ever did on Mock the Week
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Scenes we'd like to see is always the closing round on Mock the Week, it's essentially a quick fire gag round. It's the one where everyone fights to get to the mike although the recording actually goes on for quite a while so you probably will get to do your ideas in time. The reason you want to get yours in quickly is to do it before someone else does a gag too similar and steps on it. Usually there's three rounds recorded and then two of them are used in the edit. There's no notes allowed as you're not at the desk but you do know the questions in advance.
I've had to used burned in subtitles for this as it's really three mini-compilations stuck together so I didn't have one .srt file to cover it all.
My fourth tour 'Gary In Punderland' starts this Summer (to allow time for vaccine rollout) and will continue throughout 2022 and, if it sells like the last tour, well into 2023. Currently on sale dates are here www.garydelaney.com. Most of my regular venues are still out of action due to Covid hence the great many missing towns and cities. Don't worry, I've not forgotten you! As we return to normal these towns will hopefully be added as will more dates in the places that sold out too fast for people to get tickets. Whenever new tickets go on sale I'll let everyone on my mailing list know. You can also sign up for local alerts for your area at www.garydelaney.com
I've got a joke book out called Pundamentalist if you like that sort of thing. It's got 1000 jokes in it, none of which are in Gary In Punderland. All the usual places for the UK, use www.bookdepository.com for international orders as Amazon are super sloooooowww.
I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney , Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian and Facebook @GaryDelaneyComedian and I post a joke a day on those pretty much all the time.
Tara a bit
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Tour dates: www.garydelaney.com More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows. If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.
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3 жыл бұрын
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@patrickmackey8633
3 жыл бұрын
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I love his polite nod after every joke at the beginning 😂
The reactions to that smear test bit are priceless
I love that dentist/smear test joke!
@RIXRADvidz
3 жыл бұрын
priceless. everyone's reaction. Dara's ''Okay''. LOL
@SamarIqbal1-2-1
3 жыл бұрын
5:28 😅😅😂😂😂😅
@kennnnys
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone was grossed out, especially Hugh
@capbin146
2 жыл бұрын
Thought the woman was going to wet herself.
@MisterSolitude
Жыл бұрын
dont get it
One of the best one-liners out there!
Gary Delaney jokes will never get old ...
This joke had me *floored* instantly! 😎 “And that’s a incredible right *hook* by Abu Hamza! 1:41 👏🏾🤣
Without Gary, there is no Mock The Week. You own that show everytime!
Love it. More please.
The David Cameron one and the smear test were class
Thank you
Beef Encounter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
760 views, 76 likes 0 dislikes and then Me. number 77 like. sorry. it's just I REALLY needed some funny, Gary here was ready, and here we are Laughing. Thanks Gary !!!! btw, excellent closing
Brilliant!
Bond's mandatory course on sexual harassment had me rolling - proper satirical content
Brilliant best compilation ever, had me in stitches. Thanks
I always looked forward to every episode of Mock The Week. Enjoyed it even more when you were on. My favourite ever MTW moment was yours. That dentist/smear test gag kills me every time!
Don’t know how you do it; every gag is a winner! Fantastic 👍
Love it Gary keep it posting mate.
I laughed so hard at all your stuff absolutly love it. Princess Monaco of kent.
Can’t wait to see you in Bath in October! - There’s definitely a joke there somewhere.
Amazing, best in the business!
The Bloodtype and Semi jokes kill me every time.
The last one about Piers Morgan is so relevant 🤣
@RIXRADvidz
3 жыл бұрын
yeah but that human herpe will be back yeah innit
1:00 literally the response they got…
Awesome! Many thanks, great work. 👍
Funny guy Gary 👍
Awesome channel!!!!
@Gary Delaney Never stop. You hate your family anyway so spending less time with them does everyone some good.
I'm so glad that we see Andy Parsons walking to microphone, then it cuts to someone who is funny, Gary delaney
Great comedy made even better by seeing Zoë Lyons and Rob Beckett move towards the mic but not having to suffer their dismal attempts to be funny.
❤😁
A woman asked me if I preferred legs or breasts; I said I liked nice hairy fannies: I'm afraid that's not an option with the KFC bargain bucket she said
I watch clips of mock the week for Gary, and ABK, cause Alister is likewise singular and amazing Crap I spelled his name wrong, I'll be strangled with ginger dreads now won't i
I can't figure out what is funnier, Gary's jokes or Hugh's look of disgust every time!!!!😒😤😡😠
Will you be gigging in Sheffield on the tour?
@GaryDelaneyComedian
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, have a look at the dates. www.garydelaney.com
@valium-fm7236
3 жыл бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian Brilliant. I’ll go check now. You should get some Henderson’s Relish when you come to Sheffield. Its a local delicacy. Or I might even bring you a bottle.
Tiger Woods not a great place for a picnic
Thumbnail is cursed
@GaryDelaneyComedian
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Something was weird with that and the controls were greyed out but now it’s let me select another image. Although still not one of me annoyingly
Poor old Piers. Does he realy deserve it?
@Margarinetaylorgrease
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RIXRADvidz
3 жыл бұрын
deserve. you get what you earn, nothing less. or what goes around comes around, something ...