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@Jon-lm8lm

11 ай бұрын

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the way they all politely fight their way to the mic has me every time

@cxx66

5 жыл бұрын

Not a bit like when Frankie was on it and would shamelessly walk in right behind the others before they had even left the mic stand

@cxx66

5 жыл бұрын

@ItsThatChrisGuy Frankie Boyle is a man who was once funny, but lost his way a long time ago. His mic hogging on MTW was embarrassing to watch

@jamesl8640

5 жыл бұрын

Not when Ed Byrne did it (he was invisible in his jacket)

@thejintymyster6396

4 жыл бұрын

That is the British way

'Cooking While Pissed' is the best segment, I wish it was an actual show and I suspect it will constitute many uni students' experience

@mrrandomperson3106

Жыл бұрын

I mean Drunk History is already a thing!

@TheSchmuck01

Жыл бұрын

My Drunk Kitchen was a thing

@Koraxbear

7 ай бұрын

A recipe for disaster

@Eleanor-zs8km

11 күн бұрын

It's always 5 somewhere lol

The disgust from the audience at the "opened a fresh jar of marmalade" was incredible.

@justynmatlock8873

14 күн бұрын

She looked like she was speaking from experience !

"Trouble with your nerves? Dont move to Salsbury." Ok that one killed me

@BipoIarbear

2 жыл бұрын

This means something different to me , cos that's where in the army we blew stuff up , not like little explosions either , like we would go a mile away to set them off an still get debris falling around our bunker , so that's what made me chuckle at that joke

@thebigmightybattleship

5 ай бұрын

@@BipoIarbear Still funny either way

@BipoIarbear

5 ай бұрын

@@thebigmightybattleship yep yep

The Huw Edwards joke was prophetic!!!

"Toast - Because you're not allowed to put melted butter in your mouth"

@Lampironstudios215

8 ай бұрын

Well no ones saying you aren't

@Poppa_Capinyoaz

3 ай бұрын

​@@Lampironstudios215Proving common sense, ain't common.

@barefootbooks69

2 ай бұрын

I ​@@Lampironstudios215

@user-wm3bf7pi3u

8 күн бұрын

@@Poppa_Capinyoaz There was a Soviet scientist that was at Vostok Station in Antarctica he said it got so cold all you could do was eat a pound of butter, then you'd feel better.

Petition for a full series of 'Cooking While Pissed'

@ghomerhust

Жыл бұрын

i think ed might go for that

@jbcatz5

5 ай бұрын

Signed

"Wall-to-wall fanny" cracked me up.

@barrettolson82

5 жыл бұрын

X6Herbius was there an entendre I missed?

@InservioLetum

Ай бұрын

I'd just say fish market in that instance, to be honest.

Does anyone else actually want to watch 'cooking when pissed'?

@TyMarshall007

5 жыл бұрын

just think Gordon Ramsay in the Great British bake off

@timothyw98

5 жыл бұрын

Or what achieve clips of Keith Floyd, he always be necking back wine while cooking.

@horrorfan888

5 жыл бұрын

Drunk History Exists, So Why Not A Cooking Show.

@georgethefriend29

5 жыл бұрын

I personally want to.

@758richy

5 жыл бұрын

Closest thing is Something's Burning on All Things Comedy KZread channel

"To me!" SAVAGE

@myLizardisgreat

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Greenwood can you explain the joke? I don’t get it 😥😨😰

@AlexGreenwoodUkulele

5 жыл бұрын

@@myLizardisgreat The chuckle-brothers, one of which died recently. "To me! To you!" "Oh dear.... Oh dear, oh dear..."

@Molly-kv5si

5 жыл бұрын

I was like “too soon” 😭😂

@p.atrick.

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

"This next property is about £50,000 over Philip and Susan's budget. Luckily though, Philip's grandmother has just died"

Sequel to la la land ; Po land! Best thing ever

31:40 I love pain, I LOVE PAAIIIIIINNNN!!! :)

@Lizz85257

4 жыл бұрын

Love it

"And here comes the Irish team." "Here with the first answer is Hugh..." *"And here come the Irish team."* 😆

Laughed at how bad the curtains bit was from Acaster, and accidentally swallowed my chewing gum

@Kenzo411able

4 жыл бұрын

A classic's a classic

Foldy-uppy bike🤣

I'd watch "Cooking while pissed".

Ed gamble has got to be my favourite

Unironically into Ed Byrne’s foldy uppy bike guy 🤣

As a Canadian I LOVE this!

I’ve been watching all of the scenes we’d like to see in order and I finished series 16 today, searched for series 17 and it didn’t come up, I refreshed and you literally uploaded it like 5 seconds after I finished series 16 lol thanks for the video

"And the caretaker has asked me to say: take care."

“If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many apples would you need to keep away Harold Shipman?”

If adverts were really like that I would watch so much more ITV

43:44 I was crying laughing at this for 5 minutes straight!!

@AdamBomb5794

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Hughes aa

I’d like to apologise to all the students who saw that, Miss jones has horribly misunderstood what mufti day means I burst out laughing

Cooking While Pissed came back after lockdown!

That Stamp Duty joke was too real 😂😂😂

"We want you to identify a body - THIS body (Ed Gamble unbuttoning shirt and dancing)... But seriously, there IS a dead body and we think it's your fiance." I'm climbing back on top of the chair.

dont know why i loved the trainspotting joke, hughs confused expresion is hilarius! XD

i can't stop laughing at the sequel to la la land - Poland thingy

Idk if what Ed Byrne describes in “Cooking While Pissed” is based on personal experience or not, but I can tell you that it is very accurate.

You are the best

I always love watching the series cut when the series finishes and you get round to uploading then. Good chance to look back at the okay jokes, and to re-laugh at the good jokes, which are fairly few and far between now. I’m not bitching, most of the jokes are bearable, but sometimes you get that one that is brilliant. Like Ed Byrne’s “random things with stuff” joke last year.

Dude you are my hero

"Using... MADICK"

31:10 James wasn't impressed with Hugh's joke...

@dancollins3999

5 жыл бұрын

Sahil Shah he’s just kinda like that in general tbh

@jossyn8464

5 жыл бұрын

They don't really listen most of the time, cuz they have to think about their own jokes.

The way everyone pauses and makes eye contact after delivering a joke is kinda funny for some reason 😂 Especially Hugh’s double take as he leaves 😊

Cooking when pissed is so relatable

Nice work mate :) Ever thought of doing a compilation of when Hugh narrates film/news clips? That would be cool :)

All I hear is the curry's pc world ads when Hugh does his stand up haha

"...whom do we appreciate?"

Hugh always looks at the topic on the way back after his joke !! Random but true

10:04 Hugh Calls Croatia's World Cup Run

17:01 oh boy. That aged well didn’t it.

From the states so is Southern Rail really that bad?

@KookiezRevenge

5 жыл бұрын

Doug Frey so so so bad! They ruin livelihoods!

@VincenzoInfi

5 жыл бұрын

Yes they're horrific

@twincrafters1

5 жыл бұрын

Doug Frey I mean they aren’t that bad but who’d know because they are always on strike. So yeah they are terrible.

@timothyw98

5 жыл бұрын

If anything the whole rail system is nosing diving off a cliff. But hey we getting hs2 and If Im not mistaken, David Cameron said we should have one because Germany have one. Anybody think we can run a train system like clockwork.

@josephharrison8354

5 жыл бұрын

@@timothyw98 Trouble is with most of the UK's railways is that they use Victorian signalling technology. Once in-cab signalling is installed, efficiency should (should) improve significantly.

Series 18 starts on May 23, and seems to only last 6 episodes. Unless the Wiki is incomplete.

@angeskye

5 жыл бұрын

mindlessgonzoALT I read they are doing a split season. 6 now and more in October.

@mindlessgonzoalt

5 жыл бұрын

Well, that explains everything. The SWLTS might still be a bit short, but eh, worth it.

43:14 Tacky, tasteless and bloody hysterical!!🤣

Yes I do!

That delivery at 21:13 is just spot on!

the lads are hilarious 🤣

I read the other day about a guy who died from laughing so hard his heart went into tachycardia. I know what he felt like after watching these videos, and I have to ban myself from watching them at work because no one understands why I lapse into random bouts of hysterics and I'm upsetting my colleague. Keep at it!

Rejected Exam Questions: If a surgery to change your eye is £10,000, how much did Dara spend on his new look?

@entermidnight7704

5 жыл бұрын

A fucking lot

@abyc-m2291

5 жыл бұрын

£20,000 because if you can afford to change a eye, you are rich enough to get the pair done

5:33 Siri did the voice over?

43:10 I suppose that one was after Barry Elilott/Chuckle died?

@mindlessgonzo

3 ай бұрын

Yes.

I love to hear James say Toblerone...lol

"Well, you need two prosthetic limbs. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg." (Hugh Dennis)

Jesus, Milton's OFSTED one 1:09:30 is piss funny.

relaxing music sleep

46:48 had me in bits :,)))))

I wish Whose Line could do this.

youtube red in nz no adds thank you for the upload

Ok, I understand why the Showaddywaddy thing doesn't happen anymore, but I can't stop saying that word ever since I saw Hugh Dennis do it on an older clip of the show. The people at work are starting to ask me what it's all about. The fact is, I live in Texas and it ain't easy. If I tried to explain the whole matter to them, they just wouldn't be able to understand. Please, could someone help?

This is wonderful -- thank you for taking the time to share and bring so much pleasure to so many. (And your "Read the FAQ!" -- very good idea.) I hope your kindness comes back to you many times over; happy new year.

"thuh CAYK uv DETH" This guy is always so hilariously odd, you never really know what's about to come out.

Am I missing the joke behind Ed Byrne's "The coffee shops of Amsterdam..." one? I've watched this lots of times and still don't quite understand it. For reference: 39:40

@mindlessgonzo

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody goes to a coffee shop in Amsterdam just for the coffee. They go to get high.

@spaceballs369

2 жыл бұрын

@@mindlessgonzo Ahhhhh gotcha. Thank you!

"...ferret in the arse...'...looked like a dubbing edit. ?

@paulkennedy8701

5 жыл бұрын

Looked fine to me. Do they do that? ADR in post-production?

@maddie_1122

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

If you forget your safe word... just call out another woman's name... 🤔 That'll do the trick...! 😉😏😁👍

Although he clapped somewhat, I don't think Hugh especially liked the "To me" joke

@elvisleeboy

4 жыл бұрын

It was a pretty obvious one.

Best bit is at 43:12, to me! Lol

1:08:10 This. This is why the BBC doesn't ask pro-brexit comedians on. The audience clearly wasn't on his side.

@GeeVanderplas

3 жыл бұрын

That guy is also seriously unfunny..... I mean, no pressure? oof that was painful.

43:42 lol

Who is the black comedian in the flowered shirt? He's very good.

Ed gamble is so funny I cant deal with him

@sabrinarogers8045

9 күн бұрын

Is he 😒

What is the timmy joke @43:15 ?

@mindlessgonzoalt

5 жыл бұрын

It's more of "To Me" as one of the Chuckle Brothers died August of this year. They've known for that silly "To me. To you."

@isimsizadam1907

5 жыл бұрын

thx..

At least the Food Panda ad is kinda relevant

After 7:37 I walk up and say I'm happy to say that England won

Everyone talks about how this show isn't funny anymore. What makes me more concerned is how the audience now clap after nearly every joke. It deeply concerns me 😂😂

@LordAaronus

5 жыл бұрын

clearly they're wrong

@ozm8642

5 жыл бұрын

It's like the Netflix stand up specials, audience is obviously paid

@LordAaronus

5 жыл бұрын

@@ozm8642 except it's on regular tv and the audience paid for tickets

@ozm8642

5 жыл бұрын

@@LordAaronus yah I know. Still not as bad as a laugh track haha

@george8582

5 жыл бұрын

Austin McFarlane it’s all canned laughter

17:42 lol so true

"tarzipan" brill.

sergeant too-ugly-for-hollyoaks got me good

I was not aware Ari Eldjárn had been on Mock the Week..... shows how long it's been since I watched the show xD

@46:56 ... I'm crying laughing. If you're not. Keep watching it.

@43:12 what is with Timmy?

@LazarouDave

Ай бұрын

He said "To me..." It was filmed not long after one of the Chuckle Brothers died (One of their catchphrases being "To me, to you", which they would both say one each, if you didn't know)

Who’s the black man in the first scenes? He’s great.

@JJ21210

4 жыл бұрын

Darren Harriott. I didn't know him, either, so I checked the list of eps on Wikicrapia, which lists the cast for each ep: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mock_the_Week_episodes

@goodiesguy

3 жыл бұрын

You're joking, right? He's terrible.

Pizza piss brilliant

@hoole87

4 жыл бұрын

My fave joke hahahaha

can someone explain Ed's joke at 43:10 please. It got such a reaction from the audience and other comedians.

@mindlessgonzo

2 жыл бұрын

It was taped after the death of one of the Chuckle Brothers, one of their famous tidbits is "To me?" "To you."

@ryeencoke

2 жыл бұрын

@@mindlessgonzo ahhhh, so a "too soon" type joke, that explains the reactions

@biggusdickus5986

10 ай бұрын

It was done twice oneof the female comediens did it too

T-ME ....... brutal!

3x/4y is a tad meaningless. I get that that was a bit but x and y could literally be any pair of numbers so long as it's on the line y = 8x-12

1:02:16, does anyone know what the name of this comedian is; HILARIOUS.

@DeanMoxley87

2 жыл бұрын

Larry Dean

Skip to 43:12 for the best joke.

@beomgguks970

5 жыл бұрын

i honestly don’t get that joke help me out here 🤠🤠

@p.atrick.

5 жыл бұрын

OH NO. OH FUCK. OH NO.

@JJ21210

4 жыл бұрын

@@beomgguks970 There was a kids TV show, "The Chuckle Brothers," where one of the catchphrases was "To me, to you" -- and not long before this was filmed, one of the Chuckle Brothers died. So the joke was kind of tasteless.

_Cooking While Pissed_ is actually low-key a genius show idea

Don't think that I don't know L7 wasn't behind the S.J.H. Ordeal.....Oh its coming

Whos the girl in the blue floral outfit at 54 ish minutes

Oh yeah yeah

@physicsdenier793

5 жыл бұрын

oh yeah yeah

@spookythicc3487

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no no

@1:10:54 the comedian in the black shirt appears to be reading something on his hand. @1:11:24 you can actually see he has something written on his left hand

James Acaster saves this show tbh

@HMgamingEXP14HUW

5 жыл бұрын

And hugh Dennis and dara, should just be then 3 on this show and no one else haha

@JeremyForTheWin

2 жыл бұрын

a classic's a classic!

why do we use gas in our heating when electric radiators exist and heating also

@FranheskaRoxxaneCole

2 жыл бұрын

oe is it a goodbye button

45:54 fetusdeletus