This is British one-liner comedian Gary Delaney's youtube channel it features TV clips, and exclusive recordings from live shows that aren't available elsewhere.
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Twitter: @GaryDelaney
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I see Gary doesn't know why Devil's Bridge is called that.
Don't get the Princess Diana joke.
Those trousers though
all overweight audience
I ordered a new Samsung TV and a bloke called Sam dressed in drag turned up outside my house and started singing?
Apparently the lads down the pub said my wifes nickname is Hotpoint because she can take a heavy load.
I went to America recently and I didn't realise they did chocolate oranges over there well I did see Obama stood next to Trump that one time. Recently I was on holiday in America and stopped off In Texas and I couldn't believe the amount of hookers that propositioned me on every street corner I shouldn't be surprised Texas is just an anagram of Atsex. There was a statistc published recently that said there is one particular region in the world that has the most gay men that wear hats and you will never guess where it is...Manhattan. I decided to surprise the wife for our anniversary so I bought 2 tickets for a lovely little trip down the Suez Canal, well the big day arrived and she was dressed in next to nothing, thong, high heels I said aren't you dressing a little bit risque for this trip? she said no not for Sue's sea anal trip?
I used to post my own jokes on your TikTok I can see your account on google websearch but not when logged in I got blocked for some unknown reason? Anyhow I just had this little beauty randomly come into my head, a guy in America is having s3x with a hooker and he hears his wife coming home, he quickly calls his best friend and said help! help! I am with this hooker and the wife is coming up the driveway do you know a good place I can hide her? his friend goes Idaho???
Any idea how much subtitles ruins this video?
This is the biggest load of shite what the hell was wrong with that crowd.
Most. Northern. Audience. Ever.
The last joke tho.🫨😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
World class
Apart from Gary being very talented, I love watching the lady second from the right of screen laughing so fitfully at EVERY joke. I'm sure she'd be hurting the next day and even took the a day off work. Wonderful to see humour being such a great tonic!
I will never unsee that. What a hoot 😯😆🦉
When is the new tour mate?
Groan- he is a good oldfashioned gag smith...
Thanks again for sharing
😂😂😂😂😂how he remembers all these jokes,is amazing fantastic comedian
Forget how funny he is ain't watched in a while been cracking up at this
He forgot to be funny this time.
No sound? Can't get the song, add creepy haunted house wind effects lol
Id shag him
Is that a Weightwatchers benefit show?
You were brilliant tonight in Leeds!!
Just came from a video on tiktok of someone reenacting this joke and stealing it
trying to make food on a come down with this on and im dying with laughter. absolute creasing me up. top man :)
That was nonstop laughter from beginning to end!!!! Thank you!! I truly needed to laugh my ass off tonight and you nailed it for me!!!
He is very good. From the rude and bawdy to the clever and quick. Malcom X and DalI lama, young couple sex tape…. 😂😂
He's got to be the new Ken Dodd?
Boooo for copyright striking Theelitone
I have no idea what you’re talking about or who that is. If it’s an Apollo video copyright in that is owned by Open Mike who made the programme. If it’s Mock the Week then it’s Angst productions.
@@GaryDelaneyComedian no worries matey my bad
This guy is brilliant!
😂 yesss. Too funny.
the best . love that man
THAT certainly will go down in UK comedy history as a classic!! 🤣👍
That's funny because the Scrabble joke was on mock the week
Every gag a winner !
Great comedy made even better by seeing Zoë Lyons and Rob Beckett move towards the mic but not having to suffer their dismal attempts to be funny.
Very good
Hi Gary, I hope you and your family are doing wonderful and staying safe. I haven't listened to your youtube videos in a while. About 6 - 8th's ago, I was watching your videos constantly, not constipated, 😅. I wrote down my favorite one - liners that you tell. I almost forgot about you, sorry. Lol. About an hour ago, I was looking for some important documents, and I saw a few papers that i wrote your jokes on. Lol. It's great to hear these jokes again. Do you have any new comedy videos on youtube? Do you have any new jokes and one- liners from your recent shows on youtube? I will google your website and see what you have been up to lately. Thank you, Glen
Brilliant
The only real criteria for being a comedian is to funny and make people laugh, and you sir pass with flying colours. Had me laughing out loudly on a train !!!
This is crap
His laugh 😂
This is what the UK needs always smile for a while
That's why I don't do Air B N B...anymore...😱
totally cubieverse, have a 20 Min screenshot intro before content. edit: it's 30 min. lol
Also watch Brian Kiley
Aw, and they said romance was dead?
In there, it probably smells like something's dead.
My friend has asked me to ask you where this is 😂
It's in a layby, just off the B52
Your friend?!!