Gary Delaney: Comedy Club Classics 2000-2013 A FULL SHOW of one-liners live
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This is my first special. It's all the jokes from my first tour back in the day. You can download a free and slightly longer version of this without adverts (and with a few more dubious jokes in it) by joining my mailing list at www.garydelaney.com and looking for the download link in your confirmation email. This youtube version has proper subtitles available as an option for those who want them.
I'm on tour now with my fourth tour 'Gary in Punderland'. Tickets are here www.garydelaney.com Each new tour is all new jokes. I tour the UK and occasionally Ireland. I don't play the rest of the world as I hate flying.
A recording of my second tour will also be available later in '21 as my second special, called Comedy Club Classics 2014-2017. It was recorded on the same night as this one @HotWaterComedyClubLiverpool in Liverpool. This special will be available first as a free download for people on my mailing list, and then a slightly edited version will make it's way onto KZread about six months later.
These first two tours are basically the shows that I hammered the jokes from for my 18 Mock the Week and 2 Live at the Apollo appearances plus a few other TV odds and sods, although there's also a decent amount of stuff that was never on the telly, and there's edits available of just the stuff that wasn't on the telly if you look in the playlists.
I've got a joke book out called Gary in Punderland. It's got 1000 jokes in it. Which is basically all the jokes from my first two tours, some older stuff form club sets and other stuff I never used live.
I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney , Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian and Facebook @GaryDelaneyComedian and I post a joke a day on those pretty much all the time.
That'll do, come to a show if you like this sort of thing.
Thanks
Gary
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This is my pinned comment where I'm shamelessly whoring my new tour Gary In Punderland. www.garydelaney.com Thanks if you've enjoyed this and said something nice, or even if you haven't and said something shitty. Algorithms like it all the same I guess.
@hebejeebies2452
2 жыл бұрын
My algorithms hurt
@hovishead1982
2 жыл бұрын
Something shitty.
@SoundtrackAudioCom
2 жыл бұрын
And there's me thinking algorithms were when climate conscious US politicians got funky on the dance floor!
@hebejeebies2452
2 жыл бұрын
@@SoundtrackAudioCom took me a minute
@gerryr5250
2 жыл бұрын
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If this doesn't cheer you up, phone a doctor straight away. What an hour of pure class.
I have never made use of the tea and coffee making facilities in any hotel since watching this video.
His chuckle between jokes is the best kind of laugh
@standcorrected4697
2 жыл бұрын
Are you taking the piss? It's irritating. You can tell a shit comic when he does that!
@brandyseverin4077
Жыл бұрын
Agreed :)
What an amazing comedy variety show! He used so many different forms of comedy and they all worked so well together. Easily some of the most genius one-liners of any comedian!!
Super sharp and the best one liner comedian around. Really hoping I can see Gary live one day. Thanks Gary - you rock!!
@electroborg
Жыл бұрын
Gonna disappoint you, but Gary already lived more than one day.
@glenpolen5562
10 ай бұрын
@electroborg that is excellent. Very funny. Good one. Lmao.
Not just funny, he's absolutely hilarious
Haven't laughed so much in years!
Just the funniest man alive!!
@GaryDelaneyComedian
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@queenbee2371
Жыл бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian you're welcome!!
Ive just booked front row in Jan 2023. I cant wait!
I love his jokes that tag on to the end of the previous joke.
Loved the joke about being bummed by the Chef.😆
One thing I love about watching your routines, whether on MTW or your tours is that you always look to be having a great time when on stage and that’s awesome!
He is very clever!!! He always used to win as far as I could tell in the stand up section of Mock the Week!!! Would love to see him live!!!
@GaryDelaneyComedian
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I’m on tour now. Garydelaney.com
Gary to stop getting bored my wife and i listen to you when making love ….so far the longest i’ve lasted is nineteen jokes …but it’s comforting to know she’s laughing at you not me….
@MortimerDuke83
2 жыл бұрын
This is the best ever KZread comment, bravo sir, bravo.
@GaryDelaneyComedian
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry. She does the same for me.
@grammarnazi9440
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
A very funny guy 👍
Best I've watched in ages. The crowd in this video were tremendous as well. Nearly pished myself twice .
Absolute legend, one of the best comedians I would say
@imnotahealthandsafetyperso4889
2 жыл бұрын
Your better lol
@anonymoususer480
2 жыл бұрын
@@imnotahealthandsafetyperso4889 it’s You’re….
@imnotahealthandsafetyperso4889
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymoususer480 depends on if you are funny or not 😂
Funniest comedian I have seen in years
Your jokes inspired me to start writing. You’re one of my absolute favorites, Gary. Great stuff. You’re hilarious.
@Reg4x4
2 жыл бұрын
Good for you buddy! I want to write a joke but I'm illitritate 😁😜
@GaryDelaneyComedian
2 жыл бұрын
Use one long sentence with two commas. That’s my tip for you.
@BassTromBen
2 жыл бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian here’s my favorite original. I’m thoroughly enjoying the process. My wife’s always going on about how she’d like some leggings, but I don’t know… she can’t even handle a fisting.
@GaryDelaneyComedian
2 жыл бұрын
Not bad at all. Just keep writing and trying stuff out. I use about 5 percent of what I write in live shows.
@danielwilson3671
2 жыл бұрын
@@BassTromBen Haha! Like it!
Can't wait for July seeing him live for the second time with my mum and sibling who's seeing him for the first time.
Absolutely amazing, the A40 joke is a classic.
Such a funny bloke
The King Of The One Liners 😂
Comedic genius
One of my favourite comedians
Genius….I watch over and over and laugh everytime….funniest hour on utube
that's quite possibly the heaviest crowd ive ever seen
@jamiebutler7370
2 жыл бұрын
But your 16st 🤦🏻♂️
@pelvicthrustful
Жыл бұрын
In my proper world. We say fat.
@snufflejerry
Жыл бұрын
@@pelvicthrustful *American
@snufflejerry
11 ай бұрын
@@bluesbr0ther588 Was making a joke saying that the word isn't "fat" it's "American". I know they are not from America, just that they are supporting their culture.
@OICUR12
8 ай бұрын
His laugh makes me laugh.
Brilliant. You could take a cruise to NZ! ;)
Legend.
All good gags but I got fed up looking at the same people over laughing. Best to watch this on the radio
Brilliant. Thanks.
What a fantastic audience!
@alanmorris8783
2 жыл бұрын
Looks like they had a riot. Would have made that dude remove his hat though!
@allano937
2 жыл бұрын
That what I came here to say. looked like the front row especially had a great night
@allano937
2 жыл бұрын
@@alanmorris8783 yes its actually considered bad manners for a man to wear a hat indoors in Scotland though not so much in a bar, but club and restaurant is much frowned on. church or chapel is down right offensive .
I absolutely love your stand up comedy shows lots of love from Kenya (Africa) you're jokes usually make my day❤
Gary Delaney and Jimmy Carr - one and the same for humor and wit!
Always making me laugh.. thanks from across the pond
Is that a beat to a former US Vice President? The Al Gore rhythm.
Absolutely brilliant came across Gary by accident so glad I did great comedian
@formerlybernard6460
2 жыл бұрын
same here.
@sethno1ram1
2 жыл бұрын
Did you wipe it off and say sorry?
Good man Gary!!
brilliant work 10/10
So funny, had my crying with laughter a lot!
In tears but can't remember most of the jokes the next day. You tell ppl how good Gary is then can't get passed 2 jokes. 😟
Awesome Gary, keep up the good work
So great, and you really look like you enjoy yourself too. The penis extension joke is my favourite. Told it at a rather high class dinner party to mixed results!!
1 minute in and it’s hilarious. Good luck with the tour. Thanks for posting these.
You're awesome. We love you.
Thanks, Gary! Brightened a shitty day!
Brilliant !!! How on earth does he remember them all …. Never a second gap between each joke
@momchilandonov
2 жыл бұрын
He uses mnemonic tricks. For example he mostly tell his gf jokes in a row ;). Probably he connects the jokes in series in his own logical and easy to remember way.
@GaryDelaneyComedian
2 жыл бұрын
Basically yes. Some chinking of jokes by topic but most Of it is using a memory palace ie turn every joke into a vivid image then mentally place them somewhere you know well. eg your house. Then remember your house = remember your jokes.
@djimma5080
2 жыл бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian This reminds me , what was that joke about Alzheimers I told you ? I can't remember it .
@glenpolen5562
10 ай бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian Hi Gary, I watch your same videos and i lmao every time. I wanted to ask you, since you mentioned your house memory trick for telling each joke. Do you go in certain rooms and only tell certain Jokes? Lol. Haaa haa. Just me being whitty. You can use it, no fees. Lol. I hope your recent tour was extremely successful. Glen, USA.
@GaryDelaneyComedian
10 ай бұрын
Yes. I do exactly that. You pick the right ones from that room for that crowd
I laughed from start to finish!! Man you're funny!!
@geedee1999
2 жыл бұрын
@johnnytheprick OK now dear!!
The pictures are awesome 👌 👏
Although I've watched many of your videos and heard some of these before, there were some new jokes that made me burst out laughing. Thanks for the laughs, really made my day!
Every joke a winner!
Excellent!!!
You missed the possessive apostrophe in "Fairy Godmothers Hypothesis". Also, thanks for making my day with all the laughter!
Gaz,u tophat 1liners!!
You’re a legend mate… have seen this entire show before. Still cracked me up all over again ✌🏾
Amazing. I'll see you in Gloucester in December. 👍🏻
Superb. Good luck with the tour.
Great work, sir!
Hilarious! Thank you for sharing.
Imagine there's no red tape and no joke is too rude or too soon just everything allowed ahhhh 🥰 Gary would be killer master I bet!
@manu-tonyo9654
2 жыл бұрын
I lived through the 70's mate, that sht ain't allowed anymore because the world is more considered now..apparently :P But yes the free-est comedy is the best :)
Great stuff Gary, made my day!
He is true class
I am in the US so there are some jokes I don’t get, but the Fairy Godmother had me rolling!
You are the king of puns sir. king Gary now there's a TV show title, I wonder if its taken........oh poo, its taken. Still the best show I've seen in a long long while. Love you man
I love your comedy mate, Can't wait to see your new stuff live :) Thanks
One my favorites since listening to you on the comcom podcast. !
you are the best .. i have seen you live before, and am looking forward to seeing you live again next month in peterborough
Amazing m8! Haven't laughed that much in years 👍🏻
His laugh sets me off.
The always funny Mr. Millican!!!!!! You and the Mrs should do a tour together.
Legend
your jokes inspired me to take them and use them on my mates! legend
Ill never use a hotel room kettle again
Gary tackling the Scousers, knowing his cut throat approach I think he's a brave man. 😂 Making us wait 6 days too!? You bloody tease! 🤪❤
Happy New Year Gary & your lovely Mrs Thanks for the gift of this video delivered by my KZread algorithm, fantastic stuff 👍😂
Brilliant...
Very very funny guy. Lol.
Brilliant
intelligent jokes ...👍
funny as hell!
Thank you for uploading- enjoyed watching that. Think I remember some of those from a tiny room in the pleasance (Attic?) in 2010.
@GaryDelaneyComedian
2 жыл бұрын
The cellar. My first Edinburgh show which became my first tour a couple of of years later.
@john-paulstephenson5887
2 жыл бұрын
@@GaryDelaneyComedian saw the tour too, at the Newcastle Stand (Steve Day as support). I might even have the sheet of jokes you handed out at Edinburgh in my Fringe file.
@GaryDelaneyComedian
2 жыл бұрын
You’re ahead of me. I don’t think I’ve got a copy of that anymore.
Reared in wales!
Glad u told me what the instrument was. An Obo. I literally couldn't work it out. An obey i dunno.
Very clever. Very funny great delivery!
The woman in the front row 😂
cheered me up, ta
I once asked Gary for a good punchline....he said stand over there in that line and when it's your turn I'll punch you.
Good to see Paddy from Emmerdale there
Michael J Fox collecting the glasses lol
He is a very funny man.He makes Covide 19 better.
@electroborg
Жыл бұрын
Didn't know he works at Wuhan.
Bob Monkhouse recommended Milton before anyone heard
Great job Gary. I am your fan in Nigeria and I also want to learn how to write jokes like you
@mrgirthy2111
2 жыл бұрын
Hes very clever isnt he? His jokes are a play on words. How he thinks of so many i wish i knew myself....highly inteligent funny guy
Towards the beginning of the video, was that Dara O'Briain in the front row (black shirt, left hand side)?
When he was in his late teens, during the blitz, my father worked in the Hoover building. I remember him saying that he went up onto the roof and watched the German bombers go over, being passed from searchlight to searchlight but there were not enough ack-ack guns available to shoot at them. He said they were low enough to distinguish the crew inside the Do17's.
My boyfriend shared with me the BBC video on FaceBook that did not give you credit and here I am laughing my butt off lol Subscribed!!! Do you ever cross the pond into Canada?
He reminds me of kenny Everett
I woke up angry and confused this morning, she shouted at me, who are you? What are you doing in my bedroom?
"Hello Liverpool.. You are going to be a lot of fucking fun.." Hmmm yeah Gary. As long as you go along with all of their opinions and prejudices. They don't like any form of dissent in the old 'pool.
😂