Steven Wright - Master of the One Liners | Carson Tonight Show

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  • @user2144
    @user21442 ай бұрын

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - Steven Wright.

  • @Mrvictorfernandes

    @Mrvictorfernandes

    2 ай бұрын

    "If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel... I'll let you have the pen." - Steven Wright.

  • @user2144

    @user2144

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Mrvictorfernandes If it doesn’t look right, then it’s most likely wrong - Not Steven Wright.

  • @Mrvictorfernandes

    @Mrvictorfernandes

    2 ай бұрын

    @@user2144 "If all the nations of the world are in debt, where did all the money go?" - Steven Wright.

  • @user2144

    @user2144

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Mrvictorfernandes If there is no more ketchup in the refrigerator, then I need to go to the store to buy more ketchup - Not Steven Wright.

  • @jgaulorr

    @jgaulorr

    2 ай бұрын

    "I have the world's largest collection of seashells, I keep it spread out on the beaches around the world. Perhaps you've seen it." Stephen Wright

  • @GregCurtin45
    @GregCurtin452 ай бұрын

    Not just one of the most original comedians but he also has a brilliant delivery. Love watching old episodes of Steven on the Craig Ferguson Late Late Show. Thank you for posting this.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    wrong

  • @masterchinese28
    @masterchinese282 ай бұрын

    One of my favorite of all time. I had his album (cassette) in high school. No matter how many times I listened to it, I would always laugh.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No you wouldn't.

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers2 ай бұрын

    That same wonderful deadpan comedy hasn’t changed in over 40 years. Which is awesome.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    Yes it has.

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers

    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers

    Ай бұрын

    @@scarygary-qq1pj You’re Wright. He’s overflowing with exuberant emotions these days.

  • @MrFlackle

    @MrFlackle

    8 күн бұрын

    ​@@TurtleTimeVoiceOvershe's quite hyper

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers

    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers

    8 күн бұрын

    @@MrFlackle Yep. Hyper like a sloth.

  • @tinderbox218
    @tinderbox2182 ай бұрын

    Loved those title cards in between breaks on Carson.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No you didn't.

  • @KATZFEY

    @KATZFEY

    20 күн бұрын

    @@scarygary-qq1pjshut up

  • @mathensful
    @mathensful2 ай бұрын

    I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    Stupid.

  • @EdWeibe
    @EdWeibe2 ай бұрын

    I got food poisoning yesterday. Not sure when I'm going to use it.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    Yes you are.

  • @robertedwards7900
    @robertedwards790027 күн бұрын

    I used to work in a factory making fire hydrants…couldn’t park anywhere near the place.

  • @Bondek1996
    @Bondek19962 ай бұрын

    First thing I ever saw him in was So I Married an Axe Murderer where he freaks out Anthony LaPaglia. Love his delivery. My kind of humour.

  • @bonwatcher

    @bonwatcher

    2 ай бұрын

    The airplane scene was hilarious. "It shouldn't take very long. (pauses) Actually I have no concept of time." "That's the artificial horizon which is better than the actual horizon." 🤣

  • @Bondek1996

    @Bondek1996

    2 ай бұрын

    @@bonwatcher "I had this dream...I was born...I was 8.5 months premature. -shut up!"

  • @Kodeekat
    @KodeekatАй бұрын

    Absurdist humor at its best.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No it isn't.

  • @brucegilbert7243
    @brucegilbert72432 ай бұрын

    I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to mix eith it.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    Yes you do.

  • @theinternet1424
    @theinternet14245 күн бұрын

    Here he was way younger than I thought Steven was. capable of being.

  • @spacemissing
    @spacemissing2 ай бұрын

    My favourite Steven Wright line is about putting wax in his humidifier.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No it isn't.

  • @pops1507
    @pops15072 ай бұрын

    A true original

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    wrong

  • @pops1507

    @pops1507

    Ай бұрын

    @@scarygary-qq1pj You have no life?

  • @andygrenn680
    @andygrenn6802 ай бұрын

    Believing in life after death, but without so many line ups…Steven Wright got me thinking…Like he does so many.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No he didn't.

  • @andygrenn680

    @andygrenn680

    Ай бұрын

    @@scarygary-qq1pj if people ain’t thinking Wright…people ain’t thinking right.

  • @busean3288
    @busean32882 ай бұрын

    The Tonight Show was generally pretty straightlaced. They didn’t have to put him on. And they did over and over again, to everyone's delight.

  • @Rob_Kates

    @Rob_Kates

    2 ай бұрын

    He was discovered by Tonight Show producer Peter Lassally.

  • @garryferrington811

    @garryferrington811

    2 ай бұрын

    Carson liked good comics. To be successful on Carson meant you had arrived.

  • @stephaniecarrow4898

    @stephaniecarrow4898

    2 ай бұрын

    Not that straightlaced. Don Rickles was a regular. As was unpredictable Steve Martin.

  • @RenZenith
    @RenZenith2 ай бұрын

    Legend

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    wrong

  • @007.M-D
    @007.M-D2 ай бұрын

    😂 excellent !

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No he's not.

  • @jillkjv3816
    @jillkjv38162 ай бұрын

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No he's not.

  • @tsopuaifa
    @tsopuaifaАй бұрын

    ❤ Steven

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No.

  • @roncaruso931
    @roncaruso9312 ай бұрын

    The master of one liners was Henny Youngman!!!

  • @markinman8156

    @markinman8156

    2 ай бұрын

    I remember that title for him, would think something in the one liner genre would be closer to Rodney Dangerfield. Steven is ok (comedy is indeed subjective), but not in the master class of comedy imho.

  • @garryferrington811
    @garryferrington8112 ай бұрын

    The master of one-liners was Henny Youngman.

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No he wasn't.

  • @sandralucasmelvoin292
    @sandralucasmelvoin2922 ай бұрын

    Whatever happened to Steven Wright I haven’t heard about him since those days gone by?

  • @Etrigan2112

    @Etrigan2112

    2 ай бұрын

    He actually just wrote a book, and he's been touring over the last several decades pretty consistently.

  • @christinadacruz420
    @christinadacruz4202 ай бұрын

    I went to school with a Steven Wright in Jamaica Plain section of Boston. I’m a little older than this Steven from Boston but there does seem to be a resemblance. I always wondered if they were related.

  • @TheLochs

    @TheLochs

    2 ай бұрын

    Hes from the Boston area. I'm pretty sure he lives in Cambridge now. I ran into him in Harvard square in the early 2000's. I lived in JP for some time. Near Forest Hills T stop.

  • @plev10

    @plev10

    2 ай бұрын

    Steven likes to reminisce with people he doesn't know so you should be in luck.

  • @hallitoff3883
    @hallitoff38832 ай бұрын

    Why not put him on? He puts everyone else on! 😄

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    That wasn't funny.😢

  • @hallitoff3883

    @hallitoff3883

    Ай бұрын

    @@scarygary-qq1pj humerus from your funny bone!

  • @hallitoff3883

    @hallitoff3883

    Ай бұрын

    you don't know your humerus from your funny bone.

  • @ExileonBrockSt
    @ExileonBrockSt2 ай бұрын

    🇨🇦👽🎸👍🏼

  • @ashwinters9315
    @ashwinters93155 сағат бұрын

    Isn’t that the guy on the couch?

  • @przhkv
    @przhkv2 ай бұрын

    He must have influenced Anthony Jeselnik a lot!

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No he mustn't have.

  • @przhkv

    @przhkv

    Ай бұрын

    @@scarygary-qq1pj I think they have a similar vibe and speech tempo, but I’m not an expert :)

  • @sixstringhans-tone5574
    @sixstringhans-tone55742 ай бұрын

    He reminds me of that other comedian Mitch Hedberg, so I’m guessing maybe Steven was a big influence on Mitch cuz his comedy is similar. PEACE!

  • @scarygary-qq1pj

    @scarygary-qq1pj

    Ай бұрын

    No he doesn't.

  • @sixstringhans-tone5574

    @sixstringhans-tone5574

    Ай бұрын

    @@scarygary-qq1pj It’s just an opinion, take it easy buddy.

  • @fredwrinkle
    @fredwrinkle3 күн бұрын

    5:50 to the end: Steven Wright out-Johnnys Johnny. He didn't know what say. He knew he couldn't be that intellectually funny. Johnny has charisma and he's good at dad jokes or the jokes you'd read on the wrapper of Laffy Taffy, but he's no good at impromptu sophisticated intellectual humor.

  • @jamesmorris8938
    @jamesmorris89382 ай бұрын

    Not so funny

  • @briandeschene8424

    @briandeschene8424

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes, but we keep you around anyway.

  • @JW-vd4il

    @JW-vd4il

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@briandeschene8424 ❤

  • @alextheodoridis4075

    @alextheodoridis4075

    2 ай бұрын

    Then don't comment blud

  • @ront769

    @ront769

    Ай бұрын

    Maybe you have to be strange to understand his humour.

  • @tsopuaifa

    @tsopuaifa

    Ай бұрын

    You're kidding me.

  • @donaldmarcus9655
    @donaldmarcus9655Ай бұрын

    I'm surprised Johnny Carson would say that this guy is the best one liners when one of his best friends is actually the best ever Rodney Dangerfield this guy is only 10% as good as Rodney

  • @dwaneyocum1718
    @dwaneyocum171817 күн бұрын

    "When you're a dog, every day is Saturday." Steven Wright. I know he said it, but I can't find it. Let me know if you do.

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