Bill Burr Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @AnswertheInternet
    @AnswertheInternet4 жыл бұрын

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  • @Chanel_Sipes

    @Chanel_Sipes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Love Bill Burr!!

  • @jja1483

    @jja1483

    4 жыл бұрын

    Answer the Internet how about if bill thinks he can beat tom cruise in a couch jumping contest😂😅on opra😂😅

  • @pseudonayme7717

    @pseudonayme7717

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've seen weirder questions in the comment section of KZread 😄

  • @Fartucus

    @Fartucus

    4 жыл бұрын

    You guys just steal these questions from reddit though.

  • @bigbird6949

    @bigbird6949

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been here since before 10k! 😎

  • @AliIKarimi
    @AliIKarimi4 жыл бұрын

    Bill looks like a fan caught him mid jog and asked him to do this show as a favor.

  • @g.osiris1615

    @g.osiris1615

    4 жыл бұрын

    Karimi 😂😂😂😂

  • @2380knight

    @2380knight

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo so accurate 😂

  • @mickeymccourt8228

    @mickeymccourt8228

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just read that in Bill’s voice😂😂

  • @crazypjk

    @crazypjk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Only old white dudes from boston or wanna be pimps wear jogging suits!

  • @sonnQ

    @sonnQ

    4 жыл бұрын

    Winner 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kingbeef3494
    @kingbeef34944 жыл бұрын

    Bill out here dressed like a surprise cameo in GTA 6.

  • @agent-sz2qj

    @agent-sz2qj

    4 жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @Saurischian

    @Saurischian

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol yeahhhppp!

  • @Matthew_Cato

    @Matthew_Cato

    4 жыл бұрын

    No joke, as I read this comment an ad for GTA online popped up.

  • @CultofThings

    @CultofThings

    4 жыл бұрын

    GTA 6 is just life

  • @Issar137

    @Issar137

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Matthew_Cato no shit

  • @dashman8499
    @dashman84999 ай бұрын

    I love how Bill is known for his gruff attitude but honestly has the most responsible and heartfelt answers to some of these

  • @ryuken0088

    @ryuken0088

    9 ай бұрын

    The gruffness is from the maddening rage that comes along with being a good person watching the world full of shit.

  • @allanpiacente
    @allanpiacente2 жыл бұрын

    I love how serious he took the questions, really digging into the facts

  • @nate882
    @nate8824 жыл бұрын

    When you gotta answer the internet at 8 and run a kilo of coke to the west block for Dimitri at 9

  • @FooneyMoonky13

    @FooneyMoonky13

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ahahahah

  • @BluestofFalcons

    @BluestofFalcons

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yoooo you made me spit my fucking Snapple out😂😂😂😂😂 you owe me $2

  • @andreas956

    @andreas956

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha on point

  • @bradleyschwartz3935

    @bradleyschwartz3935

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats awesome

  • @LyykNevaDies

    @LyykNevaDies

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best fucking comment , BILL BURR need to see this

  • @joshyoung758
    @joshyoung7584 жыл бұрын

    Billy boy looking like he’s about to drop the hottest British grime rap album of the summer

  • @finleyxavier7273

    @finleyxavier7273

    4 жыл бұрын

    HAHHAHAHAHA so true

  • @airishpenguin9387

    @airishpenguin9387

    4 жыл бұрын

    Facts 😂

  • @scoob1670

    @scoob1670

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMFAOOOOO

  • @rogerc23

    @rogerc23

    4 жыл бұрын

    Has he not heard of the St Stu St Stutter Rap?

  • @coryander4918

    @coryander4918

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Chav

  • @jonathanlane6130
    @jonathanlane61308 ай бұрын

    He's the most empathetic and genuinely loving person, despite his projected persona. His answers give it away. Good dude. God bless, bro.

  • @kellipeplow8243
    @kellipeplow82432 жыл бұрын

    He had surprisingly wholesome answers

  • @aaronsavage8018

    @aaronsavage8018

    Жыл бұрын

    Not surprising at the same time because he’s the worlds most wholesome man lol

  • @JavidelValMusic

    @JavidelValMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    ikr??

  • @JavidelValMusic

    @JavidelValMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aaronsavage8018 he's really not 😂

  • @aaronsavage8018

    @aaronsavage8018

    Жыл бұрын

    @Javi del Val coming from a poor abusive family to being one of the funniest comedians and a role model to many is wholesome. Argue with someone else

  • @alishacollins4208

    @alishacollins4208

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@JavidelValMusicas if you know him personally. 🙄

  • @7Be
    @7Be4 жыл бұрын

    *that's a **_really_** good throw* "Then it was thirty." This dude's my hero.

  • @rhs1578

    @rhs1578

    4 жыл бұрын

    Draxx Them Sklounst that shit was hilarious caught me off guard lol

  • @MrTravisHD

    @MrTravisHD

    4 жыл бұрын

    John Hurley be careful toothpick, you could snap trying to flex like that 🤣

  • @hamnchee

    @hamnchee

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rhs1578 I just used the phrase "draxxed me sklounst" to describe my covid vax symptoms to a friend, then I saw your comment. The lord works in mysterious ways.

  • @colecampbell1906

    @colecampbell1906

    Жыл бұрын

    GIT THEM TERRIES! I brought a 3d printer ;)

  • @ethanc3438
    @ethanc34384 жыл бұрын

    These questions are way too tame for Bill

  • @phatasssheep8338

    @phatasssheep8338

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ethan C once you’ve heard bill burr sing the intro to puppy palls, everything seems tame for him.

  • @EikottXD

    @EikottXD

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed especially the closing question

  • @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810

    @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tame and lame.

  • @Bassywassy20

    @Bassywassy20

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same thing I thought, where did they get these yes/no questions?

  • @randomdude189

    @randomdude189

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ethan C bill isn’t hardcore or anything 😂 he just likes to be grumpy in a funny way. Liking cigars doesn’t make you a badass lol

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja3 жыл бұрын

    Bill Burr is so legit that I can totally buy him being honest with no sum of money being worth world peace.

  • @colecampbell1906

    @colecampbell1906

    Жыл бұрын

    well I mean it is easier when you're already pretty wealthy and living comfortably. Now if he was dead broke, 3 months behind on rent, you might have a different answer lol

  • @LightandDarknessLion

    @LightandDarknessLion

    Жыл бұрын

    @@colecampbell1906 Agreed. And technically he even admits as much. He has enough money, been around the bend enough for it to not be an issue. At that point, world peace is a viable option.

  • @gabe608

    @gabe608

    Жыл бұрын

    @@colecampbell1906 also the thing with world peace is everyone would be happy and content so no need to stress on stuff like that because we would all be helping each other out and probably not even need the use of money to keep people down. Classism wouldn’t exist

  • @Win7ermu7e

    @Win7ermu7e

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gabe608 I mean, if there's world peace, and I don't pay my bills, what are you gonna do about it ?

  • @adamcrowley6393

    @adamcrowley6393

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly 👌

  • @iSpankesU
    @iSpankesU2 жыл бұрын

    “Everyones got a number” , Bill Burr said No fuck no lol i love that guy Bill Burr

  • @MyGhettoLife2k
    @MyGhettoLife2k3 жыл бұрын

    This outfit is called “L.A Slav”

  • @shinjaokinawa5122

    @shinjaokinawa5122

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or not a Slave to fashion.

  • @mikederkonig

    @mikederkonig

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pdog9512

    @pdog9512

    3 жыл бұрын

    He should have squat during the whole bit

  • @TheBoxingCannabyte

    @TheBoxingCannabyte

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a slav i resent that for being so truthful

  • @JohnDoe-vc5qb

    @JohnDoe-vc5qb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shinjaokinawa5122 the irony being the reason Slavs wear full tracksuits is exactly that lmao

  • @SarcasticSyringe
    @SarcasticSyringe4 жыл бұрын

    Bill burr is like one of those cool uncles that you secretly can’t wait to see for Christmas

  • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117

    @professionalmemeenthusiast2117

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what he is. I love anything with him that shows up.

  • @oggamer2244

    @oggamer2244

    4 жыл бұрын

    And then he bangs you in the dirt

  • @goatmansasquatch1485

    @goatmansasquatch1485

    4 жыл бұрын

    Insomniac is a fucking awesome album dude. Too bad Green Day sucked for the last 15 years

  • @goatmansasquatch1485

    @goatmansasquatch1485

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just the tip don’t tell dad

  • @SarcasticSyringe

    @SarcasticSyringe

    4 жыл бұрын

    RadSports. collatedTV x disagree with them being bad for the past 15 years but i respect your opinion and yes insomniac is great, it’s probably one of my fav Green Day albums and what got me into them.

  • @MoveWithWoo
    @MoveWithWoo3 жыл бұрын

    Bill Burr's answer to the music question was so wholesome and sweet. I think the Anger Management has made him a lovelier person.

  • @evanevanf4033

    @evanevanf4033

    Жыл бұрын

    Someone should tell him that enjoying instrumental music is a sign of intelligence

  • @yesssirr987
    @yesssirr9874 ай бұрын

    I love how committed he was to world peace. "There's not enough wild wings..." LOL

  • @waterbender19
    @waterbender194 жыл бұрын

    "You know that torture device?...that's what it's like being in a relationship with a woman." 5 minutes later "I love my wife, she's adorable!"

  • @zztopz7090

    @zztopz7090

    4 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to marriage.

  • @llDbGll

    @llDbGll

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good ole Stockholm syndrome.

  • @abdelhaksaouli8802

    @abdelhaksaouli8802

    4 жыл бұрын

    relationship with a woman 20 year younger than you" he should say

  • @bell7388

    @bell7388

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blood moved.

  • @ganapathym2087

    @ganapathym2087

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's getting tighter

  • @MrSpookdog418
    @MrSpookdog4184 жыл бұрын

    I love how Bill never tells other people's stories. Straight professional right here people. You can't love him more.

  • @TVthePunisher

    @TVthePunisher

    3 жыл бұрын

    Has to scroll down to find someone who appreciates it as well. Mad respect for Bill on that mindset.

  • @dparis2172

    @dparis2172

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fck cares? If the other person isn't there, just attribute the story and tell it. Otherwise don't even bring it up. Every story in the comedian's circle is proprietary gold? 🙄

  • @americanhound9206

    @americanhound9206

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dparis2172 and this is why u don’t have friends

  • @joejosa8985

    @joejosa8985

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish he told everything related to Patrice.

  • @momogi618

    @momogi618

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dparis2172 or maybe the other person is comedian too so he didnt want to sell out his other friend story or joke

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima Жыл бұрын

    Bill Burr is effortlessly funny. Man really can make ANYTHING hilarious

  • @matthewluna6443
    @matthewluna64433 жыл бұрын

    You can always tell when Bill enjoys the interview

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick4 жыл бұрын

    Ol Freckles is dressed to do laps inside a local mall.

  • @BeastieRaj

    @BeastieRaj

    4 жыл бұрын

    AnarchYxNoob lmaoooooo

  • @bluescripts100

    @bluescripts100

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @gileee

    @gileee

    4 жыл бұрын

    Looks like he moved to Queens

  • @garygotgameclips

    @garygotgameclips

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mall Walkers are just NSA Agents spying on us

  • @YKB6.9

    @YKB6.9

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a Liverpool suit ya trickstop! !

  • @guthrielindquist1
    @guthrielindquist14 жыл бұрын

    This channel seems like something Bill would rant about in his podcast

  • @RyanH0809
    @RyanH0809 Жыл бұрын

    This is brilliant! I especially love the real world considerations, followed by some artistic philosophical advice. This is a fantastic video!

  • @tony_1980
    @tony_19803 жыл бұрын

    The Liverpool cap - I love you even more Bill

  • @mokkaveli
    @mokkaveli4 жыл бұрын

    Bill is straight up dressed like he just came out of a Liverpool council estate

  • @hrizzo7955

    @hrizzo7955

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want to be offended by that but i cant be 😂

  • @joanwills8563

    @joanwills8563

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hrizzo7955 beaut

  • @axy1982

    @axy1982

    4 жыл бұрын

    Uve defo never walked round Liverpool

  • @hrizzo7955

    @hrizzo7955

    4 жыл бұрын

    axy1982 funny that considering its where im from ya scruff

  • @hrizzo7955

    @hrizzo7955

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joan Wills meff

  • @illmattie
    @illmattie3 жыл бұрын

    Bill was dressed like he was expecting this to be a podcast

  • @dogchaser520

    @dogchaser520

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's too old and well-established to need to bother giving a shit anymore.

  • @dabigbaby7193

    @dabigbaby7193

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dogchaser520 it aint got nothin to do with age. some people just dont care about how they look!

  • @dogchaser520

    @dogchaser520

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dabigbaby7193 This is true. The real ones recognize that's not the important bit.

  • @dabigbaby7193

    @dabigbaby7193

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dogchaser520 right on!

  • @andreasrasmussen6362

    @andreasrasmussen6362

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dabigbaby7193 some people really like to point out that you dont have designer clothes and you dont. its not that i cant afford it, i just dont give a shit. i dont mean to brag but im 25 and almost a millionaire through fixing up 2 houses, and recently starting my own production based business. clothes doesnt make the man, and wearing gucci belts and 2.000 dollar shoes doesnt increase your inherent value as a human being.

  • @andrewgaebel9948
    @andrewgaebel99482 жыл бұрын

    I always love Bill Burr…great every time.

  • @itisknown5256
    @itisknown52562 жыл бұрын

    When he says there's no number for world peace . My god 🙏❤️

  • @denisiaadams7199
    @denisiaadams71994 жыл бұрын

    I respect Mr Burr. He is uninfluenced by society and remains authentic

  • @chokichocat3083

    @chokichocat3083

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like a boomer

  • @ramanansui629

    @ramanansui629

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chokichocat3083 Better to be a boomer than Mumble.

  • @christianmorales8978

    @christianmorales8978

    4 жыл бұрын

    Choki Chocat we found the normie

  • @chokichocat3083

    @chokichocat3083

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@christianmorales8978 I have the same gov name as you so that makes 2 of us

  • @jacobberry5138

    @jacobberry5138

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s American.

  • @knunyabeasewhacks8744
    @knunyabeasewhacks87444 жыл бұрын

    Lil' Billy ginger cheeks is rocking the Slavic tuxedo.

  • @introspectah

    @introspectah

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slavic Tuxedo - ha! Excellent choice of words --

  • @tretre3892

    @tretre3892

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @jungl1s

    @jungl1s

    4 жыл бұрын

    * scouse tuxedo

  • @jtsector

    @jtsector

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dobro 😂

  • @0Myles0

    @0Myles0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nailed it! I was thinking he was dressing sorta eastern Euro. and YOU NAILED IT! hahaahhahaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @polarberri
    @polarberri9 ай бұрын

    Bill Burr is the best! And I love how respectful about not sharing someone else's story he is.

  • @bcerd007
    @bcerd0072 жыл бұрын

    Keaton is most definitely kicking Bon Jovi’s ass, ..dude was batman

  • @chenteatwood6328
    @chenteatwood63284 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not good at reading out loud" If you listen to his podcast you know he ain't lying 😂😂😂

  • @nii_amart

    @nii_amart

    4 жыл бұрын

    What's the name of his podcast?

  • @externalthoughts2924

    @externalthoughts2924

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nii_amart the Monday morning podcast

  • @nii_amart

    @nii_amart

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@externalthoughts2924 thank you

  • @mcgiver1327
    @mcgiver13274 жыл бұрын

    He'd go back to 18 again just so he could perfect his philly rant

  • @TC-kg4rb

    @TC-kg4rb

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1

    @psychobillynumbnuts1

    4 жыл бұрын

    He already perfected it

  • @dec23

    @dec23

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had no idea he did a Philly rant till I heard about it a few weeks ago. Loved it. And I agree with it 100%. I've lived in Philly for about 4 years now, can't stand it. I plan on leaving next year.

  • @Excard0n

    @Excard0n

    4 жыл бұрын

    He would have remembered the 76ers. The only team he forgot about.

  • @JeremyCuddles

    @JeremyCuddles

    4 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, that'd probably make it worse. If it felt too refined. The pure blind rage of it is what makes it so great. Lol.

  • @josephgrimminck6855
    @josephgrimminck68558 ай бұрын

    Bill Burr is perfect for this challenge! What a great comedian and Thinker!

  • @ronin123958
    @ronin1239582 жыл бұрын

    So wholesome and honest! This video in and of itself should cause anyone to subscribe to Bill Burr!

  • @Philosophiseraptor
    @Philosophiseraptor4 жыл бұрын

    "I know where the spaceship is" he's got those Tom Cruise crazy eyes down

  • @alisonbruce2486

    @alisonbruce2486

    4 жыл бұрын

    He should have said idk he's got his alien homies that's got his back and they would put particles in his body lol because that's what Tom cruise actually believes smh

  • @Goldeader
    @Goldeader4 жыл бұрын

    Nike shirt with a Adidas sweat suit, Russian mafia collection ‘98

  • @EikottXD

    @EikottXD

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good eyebrow didn't catch that till you said it

  • @ivanpejanovic7627

    @ivanpejanovic7627

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did anybody notice the Liverpool FC hat, or everybody is from USA here 😆

  • @wartoad551

    @wartoad551

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ivan Pejanovic from the us but I get down with Liverpool didn’t know they made a navy hat

  • @Chapali9a

    @Chapali9a

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ivanpejanovic7627 yup hahaha it was the first thing I noticed lol

  • @mota2028

    @mota2028

    4 жыл бұрын

    I learn that fact from playing the old GTA's

  • @adamsvideos4521
    @adamsvideos4521 Жыл бұрын

    I just found these. They are great! I love the interaction with the people off camera too. Reminds me of old school Joe Bob Briggs on TNT Monstervision. Get Bill Hader if you haven't already.

  • @whitemike3000
    @whitemike30003 жыл бұрын

    Lol when he said he couldn't beat Tom cruise because he weird him out had my lmao

  • @r.b.ratieta6111
    @r.b.ratieta61113 жыл бұрын

    "I wouldn't watch it, I would tell him." Dude's a true bro, through and through.

  • @dogchaser520

    @dogchaser520

    2 жыл бұрын

    Might be down to the fact that he just would not want to watch it. I'd feel really uncomfortable watching my friend have sex, especially if he didn't know it was happening.

  • @colecampbell1906

    @colecampbell1906

    Жыл бұрын

    tbh, I don't think there's a reason to bring it up even. If he made a porno, I'm pretty sure he'd be aware of it lol.

  • @catybee112

    @catybee112

    Жыл бұрын

    @Ag21 gtfoh with this hate speech

  • @catybee112

    @catybee112

    Жыл бұрын

    @@colecampbell1906 unless it's revenge porn

  • @colecampbell1906

    @colecampbell1906

    Жыл бұрын

    @@catybee112 nah the term revenge porn is about leaking nudes. If you full on have a porn tape, you knew about it lol especially since he said it's a porn of his friend and his girl.

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB1233 жыл бұрын

    That last question really overestimates how much a million dollars is.

  • @TheCynicalOptimist88

    @TheCynicalOptimist88

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah and asking a millionaire aswell lol .... Like did that question come from your 6 year old son?? Haha

  • @sophistacate7612

    @sophistacate7612

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree, at least make it 100 million or even go for a billion. These days 1 million isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. Besides, if I went back in time to when I was 18 I would just bet on Buster Douglas vs Mike Tyson and manipulate bitcoin.

  • @breeknow

    @breeknow

    3 жыл бұрын

    Reminded me of Dr. Evil on Austin Powers.

  • @qamplays

    @qamplays

    3 жыл бұрын

    exactly... back to 18 and prepare myself to buy as much bitcoin as I can when it came up in 2000's and then selling it in late 2017 .... that would be billions .... also knowing to avoid one perticular bit*ch ...;) easy answer.

  • @araisikewai

    @araisikewai

    3 жыл бұрын

    Go back to being 18 again... And buy Apple stocks. 1 million dollars will come by itself 30 years later.

  • @fayev9023
    @fayev90232 жыл бұрын

    i love bill burr haha because he's genuinely a funny comedian. there are so many out there that got famous and aren''t even funny, what a goat :D

  • @dutchdude1985
    @dutchdude19858 ай бұрын

    If authenticity were a person. How could you not love this man.

  • @shab8182
    @shab81823 жыл бұрын

    bill is not only the most "calling it what it is" type of guy out there but also a genuinely kind soul. Rare, if ever accomplished. Legendary

  • @beverlyson

    @beverlyson

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spot on

  • @andreasrasmussen6362

    @andreasrasmussen6362

    2 жыл бұрын

    id say he is not very nice, his humor is often at someone elses expence. yes, he is incredibly hillarious but often abuses guys who invite him on their show.

  • @g-man8402

    @g-man8402

    2 жыл бұрын

    I used to play poker with Bill and his wife. He would always drink too much whiskey and accuse everyone of cheating.

  • @LeeO2011

    @LeeO2011

    2 жыл бұрын

    i fucking hope this is true

  • @cmilla111

    @cmilla111

    Ай бұрын

    A lot of comedians roll their eyes when people call them the philosophers of our time. But people don't exactly read anymore myself included and I know for a fact that most people are too dumb or uncomfortable to have a serious conversation about philosophy because they are afraid of the thoughts it brings up. We live in a world where almost no one knows history, the right wants to avoid teaching about slavery so kids will think America is perfect, the left want white parents to guilt their young children into supporting reparations and retell important true stories with a race swapped character that undermines the idea that all black people had it bad, and if a white professor who is the world's leading expert on American history says "One time a owner was nice to his favourite slave and let him go", he will be cancelled and accused of downplaying the whole thing and even though he or she could teach us more than anything about it, they aren't allowed to teach us about why white people should be nicer to black people, because they are white. The world is backwards, people don't have the guts to think about philosophy and people don't want to burden their friends with the type of conversation that usually is depressing and might change how they are viewed. If we aren't mature enough admit we all suck sometimes and don't have the patience to watch a video from Wisecrack, then this is the only philosophy we will get. You could be high as fuck with your friends and ask them if they would fuck an android and at best they make fun of you and shut it down before it starts, and at worst they will look at you like you secretly want to fuck a toaster. But if Bill Burr or Louis CK makes a hilarious joke about how he has a sex bot that looks like Margot Robbie and his wife only lets him fuck it because it does the dishes, you just might have a few couples driving home who might have an interesting conversation about the topic that they will never again feel comfortable talking about. "HONEY it's an inanimate object how is it cheating? Is it because she has face or she's pretty and looks like a real person?" I let you buy that dildo! You don't think that Pringles can makes me insecure. You taped a fake mustache to it right in front me and said "Look I'm Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible" and then jammed it in and laughed, but I can't fuck Margot Robbie Bot once a year on my birthday because what she has nicer hair than you?" At least you won't HAVE to know about it. I'm gonna be the same after her, but I can tell when Superman there paid you a visit. It's like when my older brother use to steal my good sweater and stretch it out so much I didn't even want to wear it anymore because it made me look small, only it's my wife's vagina."

  • @zacburkett5383
    @zacburkett53833 жыл бұрын

    The only thing more bizarre than these questions, is Bill’s ability to read these aloud without any mistakes

  • @ahmed-bw5mb

    @ahmed-bw5mb

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMA0OOOOOO

  • @traviscoates6878

    @traviscoates6878

    2 жыл бұрын

    He 100% made reading mistakes. It’s a new take every question. Edited. Lol he prob made multiple mistakes on a single question!

  • @tee2567

    @tee2567

    2 жыл бұрын

    Like how is that even a bar anyways? Most of us are literate and he's a comedian so if he makes a mistake, I bet that just improves things :P

  • @johntom8863

    @johntom8863

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh you clearly don't listen to his podcast

  • @RustCole01

    @RustCole01

    Жыл бұрын

    In fairness, he has shown what some of those emails look like and they are almost incomprehensible. People write him emails that are just a huge wall of text.... no paragraph breaks.... no commas or periods.... missing articles.... lots of misspellings, and these bizarre changes in subject. They need to bring back "Clippy", before this gets any worse.

  • @gregisgoat8587
    @gregisgoat85872 жыл бұрын

    Just found this video thanks to my suggested content. Buying it today to take to work, looks hilarious 👌👍

  • @maishadigital8410
    @maishadigital841024 күн бұрын

    I love how engaged he gets in this, like he's such a normal guy.

  • @Zazogog16
    @Zazogog164 жыл бұрын

    Your questions were stupid, but Bill's responses made them funny

  • @jameshudson6414

    @jameshudson6414

    4 жыл бұрын

    krasilozanov90 They probably tailored it to Bill, he really seemed to like them

  • @JohannesWiberg

    @JohannesWiberg

    4 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean "but"? That was clearly the point: stupid questions so that he could make them funny. Internet much?

  • @atthecore4560

    @atthecore4560

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's the greatness of Bill Burr.

  • @danielsalas7071

    @danielsalas7071

    4 жыл бұрын

    The video: we collected the weirdest questions on the internet and put comedians to the test. 527 slow ass people: wow, it's like they just got the stupidest questions on the internet and the only thing that made the video funny was the comedian answering them, omg

  • @edwardelric4975

    @edwardelric4975

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jameshudson6414 Goes back to being 18, invests in bitcoin. That 1 mill is a joke.

  • @jfoeodkapfk
    @jfoeodkapfk4 жыл бұрын

    Don't blow it Keep it simple Count your money

  • @Arman-jx7cx

    @Arman-jx7cx

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m happy this reference made it here 😤

  • @gabelogan56

    @gabelogan56

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah! Palin represent.

  • @gburyhockey9

    @gburyhockey9

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes dude!

  • @medicorene

    @medicorene

    4 жыл бұрын

    This.

  • @cpreid

    @cpreid

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 😂

  • @timolston
    @timolston2 жыл бұрын

    When he says. “Answer the internet” he sounds like Steve buscemi.

  • @Lamsus854
    @Lamsus8543 жыл бұрын

    Before he even said it, I knew that Bill was going to pick going back to being eighteen over the money. He’s the realest there is

  • @boracebecioglu9563

    @boracebecioglu9563

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bill is already a multi-millionare this question would only be valid if it is asked to a middle class or less people

  • @Fibrosis50Creations
    @Fibrosis50Creations4 жыл бұрын

    Internet: "Nice track suit" Bill: "No it's not but they paid me to wear it so it's whatever."

  • @conradpaulson8343

    @conradpaulson8343

    4 жыл бұрын

    Burr sold out, I used to like him, I can't listen anymore since he said he felt bad for Jussie Smollett

  • @brandonmiller5394

    @brandonmiller5394

    4 жыл бұрын

    Conrad Paulson Who’s that?

  • @HappyCatholicDane

    @HappyCatholicDane

    4 жыл бұрын

    Conrad Paulson Why are you here if you can’t listen to him? Seems like a contradiction.

  • @nyimasitakanuteh580

    @nyimasitakanuteh580

    4 жыл бұрын

    Conrad Paulson that’s sort of the foundation of all his comedy, empathy and brutal honesty.

  • @TehJews

    @TehJews

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure that is also a Nike swoosh shirt he is wearing. I think it's more likely Bill brought out his "sports wear" for this shoot.

  • @jamesjoseph1249
    @jamesjoseph12494 жыл бұрын

    Billy Red Nuts rockin' the Adidas tracksuit like a gangster from Moldova.

  • @hititmanify

    @hititmanify

    4 жыл бұрын

    he cant slav squat though , he would feel it yyears in his hip.

  • @braincrushe

    @braincrushe

    4 жыл бұрын

    moldova high five

  • @why3011

    @why3011

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can see were both bald

  • @cookymonstervonkekshausen3250
    @cookymonstervonkekshausen32503 жыл бұрын

    i love this guy man. Best comedian ever

  • @themattheweffect4870
    @themattheweffect48703 жыл бұрын

    I loved this lol

  • @TG-it8zt
    @TG-it8zt4 жыл бұрын

    Billy Burr with the LFC cap. Love to see it

  • @KTK44

    @KTK44

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is he a fan?

  • @TG-it8zt

    @TG-it8zt

    4 жыл бұрын

    KTK He’s from Boston which is probably the closest American city to Liverpool, he supports the Red Sox - their owners own Liverpool and he’s a massive Beatles fan. He talks about it in one of his podcasts, said he was watching us in the Champions League and decided to support us

  • @KTK44

    @KTK44

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TG-it8zt Haha yeah, I just found the video with the podcast you mentioned. Summed up: trash talked Klopp's teeth, doesn't understand the difference between Premier League and Champions League and thought Salah would end in a threesome after the Roma match. XD He's a welcome new supporter and thanks for the insight mate.

  • @melliev7
    @melliev74 жыл бұрын

    Just when I think I have Bill Burr figured out, he wouldn’t give up world peace for any amount of money and thinks his wife is adorable. So sweet.

  • @JeremyCuddles

    @JeremyCuddles

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, those responses didn't surprise me. It's clear he's not a big time money guy and he is doing pretty well. If you have a good foundation there's no real reason to give up world peace for money. He's not struggling, he's not starving. He can feed his family. He's good. And his wife is pretty cool, listening to them on his podcast together is pretty adorable.

  • @o11o01

    @o11o01

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who would give up world Peace for a sum of money? That's one of the most selfish things I could imagine.

  • @SkateSka

    @SkateSka

    4 жыл бұрын

    Anyone who gives the question a few seconds can figure out that people preferring the money are the only real reason world peace can't happen.

  • @kemi1896

    @kemi1896

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@o11o01 Unfortunately my bruh its been going on for quite a while now... And you might ask who does that..? I guess, People in power may be , People who run things...

  • @o11o01

    @o11o01

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kemi1896 World peace in reality is unattainable. Even if our government's weren't full of corruption there would be travesties throughout the world.

  • @Pandara-up5lw
    @Pandara-up5lw3 жыл бұрын

    Dude looks like he just got picked up out of Boston and plopped into an interview😂

  • @nuckyschmucks6665
    @nuckyschmucks66652 жыл бұрын

    This dudes my absolute favorite comedian and the only person on this planet that I'd never disagree with lol

  • @lucy7th
    @lucy7th4 жыл бұрын

    If he's back to being 18 I think he's gonna spent most of his time making sure Patrice eat properly.

  • @pumpituppowell

    @pumpituppowell

    4 жыл бұрын

    lucy7th this. I was listening to him today again. Great stuff. Timeless

  • @ploppyploppy

    @ploppyploppy

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think it meant he would be 18 again *now*. Otherwise you'd make far more than a million dollars knowing sport outcomes.

  • @King0Spades

    @King0Spades

    4 жыл бұрын

    bruhhhhh that hurt to read good lord

  • @treacherousjslither6920

    @treacherousjslither6920

    3 жыл бұрын

    We all know that Patrice probably wouldn't listen though

  • @thapelomaraisane8705

    @thapelomaraisane8705

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@treacherousjslither6920 yessssir.❤

  • @reubena7854
    @reubena78543 жыл бұрын

    "even illuminati turns off their cameras" LMAO

  • @emmapearson2509
    @emmapearson2509 Жыл бұрын

    Yes. thanks for asking

  • @allisonkoester
    @allisonkoester Жыл бұрын

    “Oh my wife’s adorable” 🥺🥺🥺 made my heart melt

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Bill for returning tripoloski to fashion.

  • @DaGentlemanLOL

    @DaGentlemanLOL

    3 жыл бұрын

    #tripoloski

  • @aliraid9248

    @aliraid9248

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mr slav!!!! Big fan

  • @archangelwarrior8900

    @archangelwarrior8900

    3 жыл бұрын

    Adidas Krasovki all day.

  • @MegaHighway2hell

    @MegaHighway2hell

    3 жыл бұрын

    MR SLAV brooo 😲

  • @hanselcollado1239

    @hanselcollado1239

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blyat

  • @biggawinnacrapsa3870
    @biggawinnacrapsa38704 жыл бұрын

    Pretty dumb questions, but he handled them well. He IS the man.

  • @crisp__

    @crisp__

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially the one at the end about being 18 again or a million dollars. You could just go back and bet on tons of sports games and make way more than a million.

  • @strategygaming5830

    @strategygaming5830

    Жыл бұрын

    @@crisp__ I’m buying some stocks I just need to make as much money as fast as possible (who needs sleep, maybe morales too) and buy some stocks. 18 isn’t too far away from me but there are still stocks that I was so close to buying.

  • @chucksolutions4579
    @chucksolutions4579 Жыл бұрын

    Got to love the humility.

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew27924 жыл бұрын

    Everything this man says is funny. Thats why his pod cast is so good.

  • @dvnshow

    @dvnshow

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment was written with words. That's why it's readable. (but I agree with you.) Edit: punctuation.

  • @ohyeah8224

    @ohyeah8224

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dvnshow lmfao

  • @xavierjanvier4975

    @xavierjanvier4975

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s the only comedian who could perform without an audience.

  • @DarrenPriest73
    @DarrenPriest734 жыл бұрын

    Barstool hosts can't imagine not choosing the money over anything. :D

  • @horizonfios

    @horizonfios

    4 жыл бұрын

    Darren Priest they are soulless empty losers who pray on content creators and content consumers and they’re really fucking stupid

  • @mohammadfarra4835

    @mohammadfarra4835

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@horizonfios Barstool hosts are the most obnoxious thing to ever surface on the internet... I'm sad that they have no charismas :(

  • @stevencocky19

    @stevencocky19

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Peter Evans 34-42% of the country Is unemployed? I'm sorry but where the fuck do you get your information...If that were the case we would have virtually the worst economy in the world. Our unemployment rate is 6% (combining male & female rates which are both 3%)

  • @knifetoseeya

    @knifetoseeya

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@stevencocky19 if male and female rates are 3% then the unemployment is 3%

  • @SkittyP123

    @SkittyP123

    4 жыл бұрын

    veranicus hahahahah thank god someone pointed out this incredible math

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-8310 ай бұрын

    Bill "Lets sink cruiseships to make more room on the highway" Burr going for world peace at all costs was unexpected ;D

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid3 жыл бұрын

    Really cool of Bill to leave his hangout session with Huell to come do this bit. 👍

  • @rati0cination
    @rati0cination4 жыл бұрын

    "I know where the spaceship is." :-D :-D

  • @johnben93

    @johnben93

    4 жыл бұрын

    That shit was funny af, man. I laugh out loud, every time I think about that and how he acted it out, so quickly.

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid76234 жыл бұрын

    "Oh well my wife's adorable." BILLLL gah you're the best

  • @keysersozae

    @keysersozae

    4 жыл бұрын

    ""You know that torture device that just gets tighter every time you move...? That's what it's like being in a relationship with a woman." - Bill, 3 minutes earlier in the vid lol

  • @zztopz7090

    @zztopz7090

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Dr.Science Exactly.

  • @frenchyoathbreaker4095

    @frenchyoathbreaker4095

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Dr.Science Bill is a masochist, though

  • @nodiggity9472

    @nodiggity9472

    3 жыл бұрын

    And his wife really IS adorable.

  • @brucerisen9825

    @brucerisen9825

    3 жыл бұрын

    Simp?

  • @LexTechSpecMish
    @LexTechSpecMish2 жыл бұрын

    The fact he pulls Ball State out of the air is perfectly random!

  • @raoulgalavis6755
    @raoulgalavis67552 жыл бұрын

    One of the best comics of all time IMO.

  • @johnc5461
    @johnc54614 жыл бұрын

    Billy Burr repping Liverpool, didn't think I could love him more

  • @rickjackmortman6523

    @rickjackmortman6523

    4 жыл бұрын

    Knowing bill burr.I think he probably just liked it and then bought it 😂

  • @lukyangho

    @lukyangho

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rickjackmortman6523 He was over In Liverpool last year for 2 days doing stand up. Sold out the Philharmonic Hall. He could have got it then, while touring the city. And also he's been LFC supporter since 2018 after watching the Champions league game between LFC and Roma.

  • @BillyMays731

    @BillyMays731

    4 жыл бұрын

    It hurt me as an Everton fan

  • @mariusstrmglendrange2411

    @mariusstrmglendrange2411

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck mate, thought the same

  • @ChipCain

    @ChipCain

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lucas H I supported him at the philharmonic gig. I bought him that cap as we watched the lfc Watford game before we went on.

  • @ct-p6004
    @ct-p60044 жыл бұрын

    He's so content the money doesn't matter. Thats the goal

  • @OvertonWindex

    @OvertonWindex

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes got enough money... that the money deiesnt matter.

  • @mytube6538

    @mytube6538

    4 жыл бұрын

    Saying he already has enough.

  • @mytube6538

    @mytube6538

    4 жыл бұрын

    JeffreyFromBrooklyn world peace doesn’t make people less greedy it just means no wars are going on. Doesn’t change the human dna

  • @miurasvlamborghini
    @miurasvlamborghini2 жыл бұрын

    "We got another one!".....🤣

  • @Jyes12345
    @Jyes1234510 ай бұрын

    Man that's so real about going back to 18, I have an 18 year old kid, and I think, enjoy it buddy, 20 years your gonna be looking back at these moments, you've got alot of things that are gonna happen ahead of head of you.

  • @brendanking6110
    @brendanking61104 жыл бұрын

    Billy should have been answering these in a Slav Squat

  • @aricmonita2207

    @aricmonita2207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes not tryna be russian hes just from bawston

  • @shawnhall1893
    @shawnhall1893 Жыл бұрын

    Had to thumbs up when Bill said baseball pitcher so fast. And I agree.

  • @tactrix1h
    @tactrix1h Жыл бұрын

    World Class Comedian right there. And you gotta love it.

  • @saucerer4844
    @saucerer48444 жыл бұрын

    Why is he dressed like a depressed PE teacher

  • @jimgritty7064

    @jimgritty7064

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everyone is depressed.

  • @vegeta30000

    @vegeta30000

    4 жыл бұрын

    just like why adam sandler dresses how he does. rich af and doesnt need to give af about style at all.

  • @sorexlozen8968

    @sorexlozen8968

    4 жыл бұрын

    vegeta30000 I miss that bastard.

  • @gabrielgregorio2340

    @gabrielgregorio2340

    4 жыл бұрын

    football manager

  • @GeronimoBiggles

    @GeronimoBiggles

    4 жыл бұрын

    He likes sports and his relationship is depressing. No shit Sherlock.

  • @NocturnalToothbrush
    @NocturnalToothbrush3 жыл бұрын

    I can confirm that these are most definitely NOT the internet's weirdest questions.

  • @Tfaonc

    @Tfaonc

    Жыл бұрын

    ATI hasn't been on Reddit

  • @invisalats841

    @invisalats841

    8 ай бұрын

    It's not even close... they aren't even the weirdest questions from a single group of friends lol

  • @Elriuhilu

    @Elriuhilu

    8 ай бұрын

    The weirdest question is: "would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks, or sound like Jar Jar Binks? You're not allowed to kill yourself."

  • @NocturnalToothbrush

    @NocturnalToothbrush

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Elriuhilu Sound like Jar Jar. I'd just pretend I was mute.

  • @therealprairiepotter6125
    @therealprairiepotter61252 жыл бұрын

    Ol' Billy Balls of Steel ✌️🤣🤣

  • @pokfliedlice
    @pokfliedlice Жыл бұрын

    I answered the Bartolo Colon question before he did. Lol. That was awesome.

  • @mossdemo08
    @mossdemo084 жыл бұрын

    It’s so funny that bill laughs at his own jokes. He is literally my favorite comedian

  • @brodywise4750
    @brodywise47503 жыл бұрын

    2:31 “I can’t imagine the things I could’ve accomplished” Is the greatest living comedian

  • @everest001
    @everest0018 ай бұрын

    Funny and really decent.

  • @justmax1834
    @justmax18344 жыл бұрын

    Why does he look like a guy who just lost 250 pounds Edit: Guys no hate towards him, he is one my all time favorite comedians and I know he has been getting healthier.

  • @pipertarver1852

    @pipertarver1852

    4 жыл бұрын

    I KNOW!! He looks so tiny. Is Nia hiding food from him?? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrLeSa95

    @MrLeSa95

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's eating healthy probably. Needs to buy smaller clothes tho lol

  • @derekmartin8127

    @derekmartin8127

    4 жыл бұрын

    He said he quit drinking over a year ago I think.

  • @juggerswood

    @juggerswood

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@derekmartin8127 yes

  • @psychicvampyrs8351

    @psychicvampyrs8351

    4 жыл бұрын

    hahaha 😂 totally

  • @ArthurGoodness
    @ArthurGoodness4 жыл бұрын

    Burr Repping LFC! What a wonderful man!

  • @abdulrafay6320
    @abdulrafay63203 жыл бұрын

    Such a nice guy man.

  • @PhilMyCrackin-qd3lk
    @PhilMyCrackin-qd3lk Жыл бұрын

    Great answers Bill.

  • @Winther2k
    @Winther2k4 жыл бұрын

    Bill looks like he’s going to paint the set

  • @BarginsGalore

    @BarginsGalore

    4 жыл бұрын

    Simon Winther nah. The clothes are too fancy

  • @arranboon1

    @arranboon1

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, that's Norm's job. When he's not at the racetrack, of course.

  • @vperkv6554

    @vperkv6554

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brenda Schaub is dressing him. And yes i spelled her first name correct

  • @mehdielkhatri2948

    @mehdielkhatri2948

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's the jeff ross line he threw at norm mcdonald !

  • @phillytheflyerable

    @phillytheflyerable

    4 жыл бұрын

    and ran to the set

  • @thatguytom1
    @thatguytom14 жыл бұрын

    OHHH JEEEEZUS

  • @jacobflohr6191

    @jacobflohr6191

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tom Butler yes

  • @wolfmanjack8402

    @wolfmanjack8402

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tom Butler well done good sir

  • @nialloconnor9686
    @nialloconnor9686 Жыл бұрын

    I love Norm, I love Stewart Lee, and Bill belongs in that same sentence. That's the biggest praise I can think of. Love your work Bill.

  • @steelleey7263
    @steelleey72634 жыл бұрын

    You'll Never Walk Alone Bill 👍🏼

  • @das_it_mane
    @das_it_mane4 жыл бұрын

    Dafuq. You get the best comedian and give him the worst questions? Bruh

  • @Rakuziio

    @Rakuziio

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. I think they are mistaking him for some modern day pop star.

  • @barahng

    @barahng

    4 жыл бұрын

    For real. Imagine having one of the best comics of our generation and the producers don't pick a single comedy, OandA, or even Breaking Bad related question. These are like questions they ask during brain surgery to make sure they didn't mess something up.

  • @jiyu9277

    @jiyu9277

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@barahng I don’t even like this channel but the whole point of this is asking someone weird random questions off the internet. It’s not meant to be individually tailored to the person

  • @TheInvisibleMan420
    @TheInvisibleMan420 Жыл бұрын

    You gotta love Bill Burr