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@ellstackeradventures

4 жыл бұрын

:)

@manofeire4945

4 жыл бұрын

Funny as fuck, my ribs r killing me give this man an Oscar 🏆

@taylorsmuin5298

4 жыл бұрын

You guys did your math wrong you forgot leap year

@thetayterminator1436

4 жыл бұрын

Now I know what quicksand & time stop porn is thanks to this hahaha

This guy looks exactly like that comedian Bernt Chrysler

@momobobo5430

4 жыл бұрын

Kert brystler

@garretshook3911

4 жыл бұрын

Dude same thought! Could be related?

@jasonnorton4468

4 жыл бұрын

Burp Cry-Shart

@joshuahales7551

4 жыл бұрын

@@garretshook3911 could be. Possibly cousins.

@joshuahales7551

4 жыл бұрын

@Drennan Campbell hi, you're hope?

I would love to see Bert and his cousin on a podcast, after those 2 stories alone. Anyone that can shock Bert with their antics, is on a whole different level.

@eriksolce7000

4 жыл бұрын

Bert hosts one of the longest running podcasts

@sisyr5615

4 жыл бұрын

@@eriksolce7000 yeah but is his cousin on it?

@alext7t604

4 жыл бұрын

eyyyyyy

@Wwattz

4 жыл бұрын

The abe and ari podcast.

@anthonyzullo

4 жыл бұрын

Rhan vehnolds van wilder was adapted from a news story about bert.

True fans know the Machine can't read. He memorized all of those flashcards. They just look like hieroglyphics to him

@Isaac-od4rm

4 жыл бұрын

They're essentially Charlie's dream journal from iasip

@jcarson3721

4 жыл бұрын

"You have to remember, I was giving an interview in a language with which I was unfamiliar with their alphabet"

@kodamatthews9016

4 жыл бұрын

star circle hashtag shoe

@makerstudios5456

4 жыл бұрын

They taught him to recognize certain symbols like Koko the gorilla. “Burt want raindrop drink!”

@brendtman

4 жыл бұрын

That's some funny shit

They aren't "frozen, they are actors just pretending" well gosh damn bert...thanks for clearing that up

@foolapprentice3321

4 жыл бұрын

I like "gosh damn" because it almost isnt blasphemy and then it is

@foolapprentice3321

4 жыл бұрын

@Vince Kinney google the definition of blasphemy

@foolapprentice3321

4 жыл бұрын

@Vince Kinney lol you sure? Humor me

2:40 is the embodiment of “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”

@dadams106

4 жыл бұрын

i'm not saying anything, but as soon as over 150 dollars are involved, I am no longer me and I wish you to respect my choices

Has Bert ever completed an entire thought

@brento4605

4 жыл бұрын

Vexillarius he’s working on it

@justinbeagle5805

4 жыл бұрын

Well, where he ends it, it's completed. Who wants to think more than that?

@Sickwithit355

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinbeagle5805 Not Burnt Crystals

@eriktorres6994

4 жыл бұрын

He just goes through the best parts of multiple thought then there's not much to finish anyway

@DewDewMegaDeeDee

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

5 dollars for hand sanitizer? He’s really living in the past

@ruskiy7

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nicholassnider1486

4 жыл бұрын

Id get two 4 lokos

@HicktownHero3030

4 жыл бұрын

Moonshine

@armpit_farts7327

4 жыл бұрын

3.50 for a tall boy was what blew my mind... I though NY was an expensive place to live, damn.

@kaitlyns9972

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Snider exactly what I said lol

*Q* Bert, what is your favorite colour? *Bert -* So, this one time......

@jcrumrine7816

4 жыл бұрын

"Qbert,what's your favorite color?" Qbert : "#@+-&%"

@SilencedPlasmaSnake

4 жыл бұрын

I felt that

I’m not saying Bert is Hitler all I’m saying is they have never been in the same room together

@michaelmorgan6674

4 жыл бұрын

hhahahahaahhaahah

@PancakeProduct

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, Norm.

@ryansanchez319

4 жыл бұрын

He robbed a train with Hitler in Russia

@teknacious

4 жыл бұрын

High key tremendous

@christianvolland9194

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I love Burnt Chrysler!

@matthewabdel-missih281

3 жыл бұрын

Same but I think Bret Crystals is way better!

About damn time you guys had Bert on here.

Bert is dying on the inside even thinking about a seltzer water with the sunset 👍

Bert should call his new new special “ a tall boy and a black and mild”

@nicfoster4094

4 жыл бұрын

this comment will always be underrated

@jawnjacob7573

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why he chose a tallboy over a 40 though. A 40 of Hurricane or St. Ides and a black used to be my jam in highschool.

@user-eh3jb6qf1y

2 жыл бұрын

@@jawnjacob7573 the breakfast of champions

I think Bert Kreisher is the only one that went all in on ask the internet Lol!

@EdoKwin

4 жыл бұрын

He actually just rolled with everything straight off and had fun. A lot of other people overthink it.

@Protectobot

4 жыл бұрын

When he said 'ask' the internet, I thought maybe he was already drunk 😝

The Time Traveler's Wife thing was equal parts hilarious and touching.

@TheWalkingDavid

4 жыл бұрын

James Mason glad I didn’t have to type this. It’s a great movie. Underrated

The only thing funnier than that guy puking is when Bert dry heaves himself.

2:06 “but they’re not actually frozen!” Hahahah no shit Burnt

Best part is having the setup on this one not be perfect. I feel like the kid gagging and throwing up + the camera falling over happened on the most acceptable episode. Bert seems like the most down to earth, don't treat me like a celebrity kinda guy.

@markrasta9046

4 жыл бұрын

Forrest Harvey he’s a compulsive liar and fake laughs and brags about his success

@1492Jam

4 жыл бұрын

Mark Rasta You just described every stand up comedian ever

@ericrenquist6494

4 жыл бұрын

@@markrasta9046 I agree that his bragging can get annoying. One time on Rogans podcast he went on and on about all the awesome shit he's done, riding motorcycles through Veitnam , ziplining five billions miles an hour etc.

@MrJamesohh

4 жыл бұрын

@@markrasta9046 he has never had a "real" job, of course you would brag about that. He has taken the piss his entire adult life and people paid him to. That is worth bragging about.

@thedeafgenius

4 жыл бұрын

Kid is a pussy and shouldnt be working at barstool.

We already know the answer of the question in the thumbnail.

If $5 doesn’t get you drunk you’ve never bought 2 four lokos in Florida and funneled them both

@Laizerdisk

4 жыл бұрын

The season finale of the revival of "I Shouldnt Be Alive" is gonna be your story

@Lamm2910

4 жыл бұрын

2 for 5 all day

@alefever93

4 жыл бұрын

@Let Tice Hand Grenades ain't shit

@alexstroud3854

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he must be losing touch with his Floridian roots. I'm in Georgia but I'd go to Quick Trip and grab a $3.50 bottle of wine, that'll get you somewhere at least. Or get like 3 cans of 8.5% Schlitz "The Bull". I'm a drunkard on a budget XD

@kaitlyns9972

4 жыл бұрын

Tripp Whitaker my initial thought lol

Brent Crystals is THE best person for this game

@nutty5127

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Johannes burp chrysler

New special "hey big boy" out on Netflix. Gotta do your work for you Bert

@deshaundozier

4 жыл бұрын

Vipin Santhosh watched half and it was ok.

@sleepeasyfriends3149

4 жыл бұрын

Vipin Santhosh it sucked

@MissBlueEyeliner

4 жыл бұрын

I _loved_ it! His youngest daughter sounds so fun.

@jamesl3426

4 жыл бұрын

deshaun dozier Secret time was better

@For_The_Watch

4 жыл бұрын

Bianca Bloom I thought it was really good as well. I was in literal tears when he was taking about his 2 favorite things to do with his gun 🤣🤣😂😂

This is by far my favourite one 😂😂😂

More comedians need to be more interactive like Bert rather than just answering the questions boringly

@1untamedbrain

4 жыл бұрын

You can tell he's authentic. He's just naturally a person that pulls in the entire room when he's speaking. He has what they call a magnetic personality.

@elias6570

4 жыл бұрын

1untamedbrain it’s a shame he’s so racist. He could do really good things with his career if he hung up his klan hood

@daddumleitgames6019

4 жыл бұрын

E lias how is he racist lol?

@kayamorris3144

4 жыл бұрын

daddumleit games I’m curious as well

@perrywinklefartsniffer6630

4 жыл бұрын

@@daddumleitgames6019 ask tom segura

How to know you've got an alcohol problem: not understanding that being drunk and never having a drink aren't the same thing.

They say women talk more than men, berts an exception.. he talks more than 10 women combined

Fingers crossed for more with Bert! He tells an entire story with every answer. It's awesome! lol

He could’ve bought a Four Loko and chugged it. Anyone gets smacked off those!!

I almost didn't recognize him with a shirt on

@Protectobot

4 жыл бұрын

DAMN, I guess someone had to beat me to it. He's very proud of his beer belly ^_^

This guy is a legend The machine forever😂💯

Burnt Chrysler looks like he hasn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in weeks, love you Burnt

I love how in depth he goes into the questions

I just watched your Netflix special, it was amazing! I laughed so hard my husband thought I was crazy!

That Time Travelers Wife synopsis legit made me start crying

Bert freakin' TAKES OVER a room...

This is my new favorite channel, subbed!

This is what the world needed in a time like this🥺 greatest episode yet

Thought I was going straight to the drunk question but stayed through the whole thing, never laughed this hard in so long

This is the best episode I've seen this guy is fantastic!

We need a part 2 please 😂 this is the best one

The "would you rather be drunk 24/7, or never drunk again" dilemma is one that alcoholics face literally everyday. just saying.

8:50 I believe he’s insinuating that he is currently doing that 😂

this us so funny! the behind the scenes interaction with bert is the cherry on top

I've watched a bunch of these, noone else holds a candle to Bert.

"I'm hearing a lot of 'forever' talk" lmao Imagine doing rehab for some hard AF drugs and then you can't even have a drink anymore ever 😭

I was brushing my teeth to this and spit so much toothpaste out when the host yelled “you can finish in a nicer place than IN HIS ASS” 😂

One of the best in this series!

Abe “ who couldn’t stand to do a little bit better huh “ bro I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

Hey producer! let's get on that spill! that green is leakin cuz!

I would break my hand to get out of Dave Matthews Band...🤷🏼‍♀️

I like how he makes just everyone around him talk more and more it’s friggen hilarious

Other folks just answer, I love how Bert actually puts serious thought into his answers. It's great.

This game was made for Bert. Loved his new special.

I am so impressed that Bert was able to go 17 minutes without being racist

@Brandon.Murphy

4 жыл бұрын

Kaptain Hugz what about at 2:17?

@ogfunctionn

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brandon.Murphy not racist at all lmao. He simply couldnt do a Japanese accent so he did another. Hows that racist? Fuck outta here with your nitpicking bullshit

@QueenNelly14

4 жыл бұрын

Function YESSSS!!!!

@Brandon.Murphy

4 жыл бұрын

Function I was joking

definitely need more of this ..haha😂

This is a masterpiece 😂

"My daughter is going to search me someday say 'i miss dad' watch this and be like 'wtf'?" Awe dont say that we want you around for a long time

LOL man cooking show is awesome

This is the best interview right now omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

YES!!!! FINALLY YOU GOT HIM ON!!!!

@DeadInTheFace

4 жыл бұрын

ray najarro he been on

anybody else think the mark in the bottom right (just left of the logo) was a smudge on their screen and tried to get it off?

This is the best thing I've watched in a long time

Been binging ATI episodes the last few days and one of the best.

This the best one next to biznasty and Cody ko/Noel Miller

What movie made you cry? This clip at “fire in the hole” while trying to not laugh at work.

4:45 😂 “Oh F” camera pans up

Definitely one of the best guests on this show!!!

What they didn’t know is that Bert was hammered here and nobody knew

Haha jokes on him can’t even buy hand sanitizer anymore

Time Traveler's Wife IS AMAZING! I didn't know I would like it so much. I think their wedding day was one of my favorite scenes other than the one Bert mentioned

this is the absolute best one

God damn I love him. His new special had me roaring laughing. I love how he really considers the questions too, looking at both side and picking them apart. That’s some top notch critical thinking buddy.

Why is it that instead of explaining the math they just wrote “explains math”

This is my favorite interview since he did that morning tv show.

now my favorite episode! love bert

Im watching this on Home Office... I really hope the IT department isnt recording my microphone

I'd rather brake my hand than go to a Dave Matthews concert.

@brandoncarter1173

4 жыл бұрын

I'll break my hand and still go to a Dave Matthews concert.

@savehimgffff1777

4 жыл бұрын

Why? Their live concerts are awesome!

@teknacious

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandoncarter1173 damn right and possibly a future millionaire

4:16 I lost it when he gaged hard.. crying laughing!

Best episode yet!

This guy's hilarious, but I can't afford to lose this many brain cells.

If ur gonna have bert on here he better be wasted

@brandonolson7507

4 жыл бұрын

He was shit faced on Legion of Skanks last week and it was rough

nearly 18 mins worth it!!

Bert "I had 5 beers yesterday morning" Kreischer

"Maybe hand sanitizer" For $5?? You're insane.

Best episode of this show ever!

Lorenzo's Oil. I don't cry, but that movie was gut wrenching

The stat I need is the total length of all my poops

Original can of four locos before they took the caffeine out.

@YungYemen

4 жыл бұрын

Lol was thinkin the same.

@TheCpadron19

4 жыл бұрын

@@YungYemen blackout in a can.

JUST AWESOME AND SO TRUE

Bert is so hilarious!!!! I'd love to hangout with him!!! 😂😂😂😂

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Bert doing barstool content..but what I would give to see Joey Diaz come on ATI or some other barstool series .

@missnerdynurse5923

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Ridgland oh FUCK YES. I fuck love me some Joey Coco Diaz!

I’ve only ever seen 1 of this guys jokes, but after watching this, he seems hilarious. Just saw his Netflix special, gonna go watch it. Any other good specials he has?

@steph_hunt6007

4 жыл бұрын

He has a stand up called "flying dildos" hilarious

@etangbose4755

2 жыл бұрын

All of them

@SvgeMars

2 жыл бұрын

@@etangbose4755 lol this was forever ago. I’ve went and watched most of them haha

Best kind of guy to do this sort of thing

Bert getting math explained to him and it just saying [Explains Math] is classic

Bert “this one time/wanna hear a story?” Kreischer

My names Bert Khrischshshsher and I’m going to have liver failure soon.

Best one BY FAR

"IM CATCHING LOADS!.... is he puking? Cant think about catching loads?!" LMFAO 😂💀😂💀😂

how much is a tall boy like seven bucks? wow rich guy moment

@VivaLaGolf42

4 жыл бұрын

Antony O'Hara I wonder if this is also because everywhere he drinks (LA, big cities, airports, hotels, etc) have super inflated prices compared to “normal” cities

@coldpocket1988

4 жыл бұрын

You can get a four loko for less than 5

@lowkeykeylow5526

4 жыл бұрын

1.89 for a tall boy of hurricane here in Washington state