Sex questions off the bat...couldnt see that coming

@SamO.780

4 жыл бұрын

Miguel Meyers and every question after that? Shocker

@User_32

4 жыл бұрын

She sucks

@chevyon37s

4 жыл бұрын

Miguel Meyers Just like Amy Schumer, that’s the only material she has....

@srt5musik

4 жыл бұрын

I want her to get on stage,talking about her twat and sex are not allowed...

@oceaniccurrents

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s barstool sports

I appreciate her openness. There are a lot of comedians who talk about sex, but she always shares her personal good, bad, and ugly and doesn't hold back.

killing the blind kid.. he wouldn't see it coming.... so. there's that.

@GamerFreak-jf3qq

4 жыл бұрын

Fvk i just put that b4 seeing yours lol

I’ve been watching this show for months now and not a single person has addressed the weather for the naked or clothed question. Good luck living in Canada or Russia in the winter with no clothes 😂

@docjohnson1

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure 90% of the world falls onto this category

@Plague_Doc22

4 жыл бұрын

@@docjohnson1 Asian countries tend to get really warm for most of the year, africa is warm, south america. The only areas where it gets really cold thats highly populated is north america and europe lol.

@docjohnson1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Plague_Doc22 but he said Canada and much of yhe US gets a full winter. Also Russia is an asian country

@Plague_Doc22

4 жыл бұрын

@@docjohnson1 Actually Russia is considered Eurasian. With the west of russia being european. And lets be real the vast majority of Russian culturue is more european than asian.

@docjohnson1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Plague_Doc22 we are talking culture or climate? Also even Europe has winter so my original point stands. Im not say op was wrong i simply added the fact that way more than Russia and Canada have cold weather. Theres snow under my feet as I text this

If you gotta dude talking in the background could you at least give him a mic so we can hear wtf he is saying.

@RyuBlack93

4 жыл бұрын

@@jdunnatl 🤣🤣🤣

@thecampfire4877

4 жыл бұрын

For real tho

@FreakieFan

4 жыл бұрын

Or subtitles...

@gunrowe32

4 жыл бұрын

Literally like a porn casting

@FizzyCape

4 жыл бұрын

jdunnatl it’s KFC and Feitelberg

At one number per second - with no breaks, at all, for any reason - it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count from one to 1,000,000.

@hollandsky578

4 жыл бұрын

If it was constant, I'd do it

@nadiar.4638

4 жыл бұрын

@@hollandsky578 its probably not constant. Cause with a lot of numbers it takes more than 1 second to say them. And most people cant stay awake for almost 12 days So it would be 12 days x5 seconds (I'm taking this as an average) +4 days for sleep =64 days. I would still take it, cause its easier and quicker than working my ass off for 20 years to get to 1 million

@ethanprager4679

4 жыл бұрын

I counted for a minute and got 132, which is about 5 1/4 days but if we’re being honest you’d go insane within the first couple hours

@QuantumBraced

2 жыл бұрын

The question is, do you have access to water in the locked room? If not, I don't think it's possible. If yes, it should be doable. If you have access to food and water, then it's easy.

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! A part 2, please!

Please and try and get dave chappelle

@danielkinn782

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah right. Better chance of getting Jesus

@chrisnolter2564

4 жыл бұрын

Edward Shaw omg yes

@admiralackbar8614

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielkinn782 they'd have a better chance getting the ghost of george carlin through a weegie board

@danielkinn782

4 жыл бұрын

@@admiralackbar8614 Ouija. But yeah I totally get what you're sayin!

@admiralackbar8614

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielkinn782 lol apparently i can't spell

Her an Chrissy D's kid is gonna be so funny

“If every time you finish sex a song plays, what song would you want to play” Me, an intellectual: “I just had sex, the lonely island”

GET CHRIS D’ELIA

@harrisonjohn4301

4 жыл бұрын

ItZSAMICx the fact that they haven’t gotten him yet? Ehhh S’disrespectful.

@adequatequality

4 жыл бұрын

@@harrisonjohn4301 Their scheduling is obviously FULL O'DENTS

@tjk3430

4 жыл бұрын

He's overrated.

@nuggetdoozy7831

3 жыл бұрын

Yea catch him if u can!

@FactsforEverydayLife

3 жыл бұрын

This did not age well

At 2:10, telling a guy u had a dream about him, is not a good way to let him know u like him. The best way is telling him u like him. Most of us don't pickup hints/subtleties

Nikki's answers are the BEST!

zero filter and real af. rare breed of woman right here

Dave Matthews and JFK Jr. 🤣🤣🤣

shell out the money and get an overhead boom mic please lol

Thanks for the confirmation @Nikki 🙏🏼I been not writing anything in my profiles forevaaa

I love Nikki Glaser...she’s funny and gorgeous but also crazy and open about it

Nikki’s jacket looks like a deflated fubu from the early 00s

Count to a thousand a thousand times? Yeah. Gimme 4 days.

@thinkdifferent9185

4 жыл бұрын

4 days? Counting without breaks takes 11!

The Tinder answer is gold!!!!!

A million seconds is something like 11 full days. You could do that in a month as an easy full-time job! You know how many years most people have to work to earn a million bucks?? I would take that deal every month!!

@varden3270

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I think it's implied that you can't leave the room until you're finished. Hopefully you'll get food and drinks.

@antonlvdm

4 жыл бұрын

I'd still do it a couple of times a year!

@laurasofiaruedafernandez4635

4 жыл бұрын

You'd die without water. Im assuming basic physiological necessities would be met but it would be like solitary confinement. Idk, it's trippy in that context to actually think about. I think I would do it once and then just try to be really smart with the money. 1 million goes away in less than a lifetime of comfortable middle class living.

@QuantumBraced

2 жыл бұрын

If you don't get water, it's not possible, at least not for 95% of humans. If you get water, it should be possible, you just have to fast for a week. If you get water and food, it's easy.

"Not Happy About It" . . . . LoL

Theo Von still has the best one by far

@loganrocksmith362

4 жыл бұрын

Bar NONE

@BeefPapa12

4 жыл бұрын

Abella Danger >

@muraddiab6393

4 жыл бұрын

Prolly a Filipino

@hbh2kholla

2 жыл бұрын

I was rollin' when Theo talked about his friend murdering a guy and it feeling good😂💀😂💀😂

Crush is still on my playlist girl! come get it!

According to the internet it takes 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count to a million. I'd take a month doing that for a million dollars

@XchromzX1

4 жыл бұрын

And thats if you said a number every second..You could easily half that time. Ez money

You should get Dave Attell

With no breaks at all, counting to 1 million would take almost 12 days according to Google.

At one number per second - with no breaks, at all, for any reason - it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count from one to 1,000,000

Glaser? I just met her

@hosampb5593

3 жыл бұрын

I've heard this joke on a roast before and i didn't get it Wtf does it mean ?

That dream pro tip opened my eyes

Best one yet...she killed it. So many guests are trying WAY TOO HARD and it’s cringy and many have the same hacky answers. She’s just naturally funny and comfortable, thats how it’s done folks.

@destroyerwwe1

4 жыл бұрын

ur too thirsty

Nikki, when you get home Throw those pants out. They don't do anything for you. Your welcome. Great answers by the way. Entertaining for sure. 🤣🤣🤣

At one number per second, with no breaks, it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count to a million

@crocsandjorts8487

4 жыл бұрын

I literally googled that the second she said it would take too long 😂. Realistically, just take 8 hours of each day to both sleep and eat. It adds on roughly 4 days. So 15-16 days to make $1,000,000...sign me up

@rrh1980

4 жыл бұрын

Say 999,999 out loud

Funny...where were these questions last week?

We are the champions is the answer

Time to say Goodbye would be a funny song

2:22 rachel green vibes 😂 (when ross finds out she loves him)

For the "song after sex" question I'd say "Simply the Best" or "You're the Best Around" - It would build self-esteem haha

@filippecovski7085

4 жыл бұрын

I was like "Eye of the Tiger"... That was the perfect choice...

I like that she said " i get it you're white and don't have an identity," and the barstool guys didn't know whether to laugh or not lol

She is made for this game

Not sure why Blake Griffin wouldn't hit that 😂😂😂😂😂

Every time they ask the 50k bj question, I think about abella danger getting confused about the math 😂😂

Go on get your money and run would be the perfect song

My birthdays in August Nikki!!!

Lay back in get it. Hehehehe!!!!

I find the minions movie incredibly endearing

She’s a nymph ..I love it

Hey, it's the lady with the Costanza wallet.

1 million seconds equal 11 and 1/2 days

@dulceglass9111

4 жыл бұрын

Consider sleeping. And staying sane.

@davidviljanen4311

4 жыл бұрын

But you can can count faster than number per second. At least until you get to three digits. And six digits take a shitload of time. Nine hundret sixty seven thousand three hundret seventy seven. Try saying that fast.

@yoitsdakid920

4 жыл бұрын

What happens if you lose count?

@Snypah011

4 жыл бұрын

You could do 8 hours a day and be done in a month. That's like working a full time job for a month, then you're set.

@dieusonmalcomson7335

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidviljanen4311 just count to 100 100,000 times

Love her

I had no idea there were denim jackets that had zippers

Get a boom mic as backup for the lavalier mic

Daniel Tosh would be awesome so would Jeff Goldblum

He was taking the minion off when she wasn't around.

@gabelogan56

4 жыл бұрын

If so he was a pussy. Especially if he actually accepted the $500. That shit is hilarious. I'd go for it for $500 and moreso for the fact that my cool ass lady dared me to.

@natfingerboard

4 жыл бұрын

I would keep it, I would know in my mind it was an inside joke and I was getting paid, plus I would like the weird stares, and wouldn't care what other people think. I wouldn't do it for no reason tho because then it would be lame.

Your'e good...everyone should have set to "back and forth" by Aaliyah

Count to 1 million! It would take like a day tops. Easy money

so am I right the Dave Matthews song isn’t crush it’s crash right

@kirsch1616

4 жыл бұрын

MrWillyWonka147 crush is also a song by them

@kyletroy623

4 жыл бұрын

he has a song called crush and a song called crash into me and both are about sex i think lol

Please invite Mark Normand he would have amazing answers

If you counted to a million at 1 number a second with absolutely no stop it would take you 11 days, if i could stop i would totally do it.

This is cute and all but when are you getting Elon Musk on here?

Nikki Glaser It always looks like Nikki is going at 200% speed

Hold on... I need to find a ATM

Nikki is da bomb! 💣💣💣💚💣💣💣

I love nikki

Still need Desus & Mero. I'm waiting.

Yesssss. KWEEN!! 😻

Counting to 1 million in a locked room -- do you get water? If not, then it's not possible, especially if you have to say the numbers out loud. If yes, it's very doable. If you get water and food, it's easy.

Was she on KIDS Incorporated? That denim on point

Nikki rules!

Very nice….

It wouldn't see it coming anyway

why are the questions the same for everyone like wow lol

Guy's face

yo she start preaching @ 11:53

This is legit Jordan playing on the wiz

Hey I like whiskey and tacos too

It would only take approx 4-5 days to count to 1,000,000.

My exes friend once text my phone thinking it was his apologizing because he'd thought of me while he did that. We all laughed. I was like thanks I guess? No one needs to know that. He took it as a huge deal though. We all let it go but he couldn't I guess 🤷

@FoulFiend113

4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what you've just said

@LANGI902

2 жыл бұрын

What?

At least if the kid is blind he'll never see it coming...

Is the top of her leg popping out of socket every time she moves side to side

how do i get hold of nikki lol

bruh id rather be filthy rich in 1900 than filthy rich now

It’d take a little over 9 days to count to a million at a pace of 100 per minute with 8 hours of sleep each day. 9 days of shit for a mil? Count me the fuck in

anybody know if there’s a name for the intro music?!?!?

She's so funny. Fucking love Nikki

How Long Would It Take to Count to a Million? At one number per second - with no breaks, at all, for any reason - it would take 11 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds to count from one to 1,000,000

I wish she would have said : "Fuck that blind bastard. I'm making moves."

No way I'm taking Kodi Lee away from the people. It's goodbye for me

@4:27 I’m mad of no one ever saying I Just Had Sex by Lonely Island.

At 6:18 why did they censor the word 'guy'?

@GavinWandersee

4 жыл бұрын

I think it was a mic issue

Was the acid-wash tuxedo some sort of dare? WTF Nikki???

Nikki is everywhere now

She is awesome and her on ymh has been pretty funny

@steelparadox

4 жыл бұрын

Keep em high and tight mommy

@-C.S.R

4 жыл бұрын

She isn’t as much as you think

@multiplenoirgasm

4 жыл бұрын

@@-C.S.R If it's a matter of opinion, she is exactly as much as I think

this was loosely-based on the videos I watch on another website

She should be in movies.

I dont think I’ve ever heard her talk about anything else but sex, being vegan, coffee, surgery or talking to her therapist. The literal embodiment of a female living in L.A.

@j.j.3391

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah fuck LA them bitches are nasty.

@jackfahy2283

4 жыл бұрын

J.J. Los Angeles ruins people man

FYI, you can count to a million in about 10 days. That's $100,000 per day.

Hooray, I don't like whiskey or tacos.

Good thing is, the blind kid wouldn’t see it coming.