This is chaotic bisexual energy

@ibmsst

5 жыл бұрын

Lindsay psh....here’s s hoping 😜😆

@meghanmonroe

4 жыл бұрын

It's so freeing and great! I relate so hard.

@normal4187

4 жыл бұрын

It's married to a latin woman energy

@mjade1673

4 жыл бұрын

@@meghanmonroe discovering him has been my therapy. The adhd too 😊✊😄

@JoCalderone1

4 жыл бұрын

he is not bisexual

"Raw deezy sex" is my new favorite term

@ibmsst

5 жыл бұрын

Roux Raw deezy cuz 😂

@diablo2857

2 жыл бұрын

@@ibmsst legit spit out all my food when he said that

"I don't need my appendix removed again." If you need me I'll be laying down in my coffin because that line has me ded.

@jax422

5 жыл бұрын

Sean McNamara legit 😂😂😂

@raqueldeshow9678

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@brotherbear1162

2 жыл бұрын

Man's a legend 😭😂😭😂

"I have sex with women, i fall in love with guys" hahaha why is this so relatable

@alyxskyler

4 жыл бұрын

Go fuck those dudes and live your best life 😭

@marcom6089

3 жыл бұрын

@dan G Not necessarily, unless of course you’re a psychologist and know something that the rest of us are not aware of.

@mndlgh

3 жыл бұрын

😭

@aaronaustin9814

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcom6089 nah that’s gay

@marcom6089

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronaustin9814 hahaha fair enough

I'd rather be 5'3 with a full head of hair, because I'm only 5'2 with a full head of hair, so that's a win win.

@StevenAllotey

4 жыл бұрын

Winning!

@gamehardy

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@isabellasziraczky2466

4 жыл бұрын

My exact thoughts

@massojupiter3436

4 жыл бұрын

*200 IQ*

@jaymesigler6402

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 5'1, so yeah an extra 2 inches would be nice. But I'm also a girl, soo.

Chris analyzed these questions so hard and had such specific answers. This format was made for him.

@3xitbruh

Жыл бұрын

Lki7

@3xitbruh

Жыл бұрын

L7lklk7i

@3xitbruh

Жыл бұрын

Li

@3xitbruh

Жыл бұрын

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@3xitbruh

Жыл бұрын

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6:45 That “Never Forget” line is SNEAKY good

@dylanstarzec2099

5 жыл бұрын

John Helf I heard that

@PabloEmanuel96

4 жыл бұрын

Why?

@coffeytv

4 жыл бұрын

pablo emanuel LMFAOOOO it’s what people say to never forget 9/11

@PabloEmanuel96

4 жыл бұрын

@@coffeytv ohh Real dark

Once Chrissy D stopped caring about anything he started being hilarious.

@Johnnyrocks34

2 жыл бұрын

I think all comedians have to get to that point. They go through bombing and no one laughing. People heckling them and being rude. Finally just say screw it and stop thinking too much

@Johnnyrocks34

2 жыл бұрын

Larry david said he once went out on stage and looked at audience and said no to himself and walked off stage! Lol

He had me at ‘Yaay Beyoncé!’ I have no idea what that means but I laughed loud.

@yourstepdadism

3 жыл бұрын

She’s the beacon of hope for the LGBTQ+ community

@shevchenkoyev

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourstepdadism What is LGBTQ+ community? Couldnt you have just put it in brackets for dummies like me? ;D

@faithschwartz8619

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourstepdadism literally she is not

The antihistamine and wine gag is in every vid i’ve seen of Chris

@purevocals510

4 жыл бұрын

He's just trynna give some head

@biupS

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta put yourself out there 🤣

@iluvlax100

4 жыл бұрын

Probably not a gag then

@chrism4886

4 жыл бұрын

Its not a gag, he’s serious LMAO

@spinakker14

4 жыл бұрын

Would that fuck you up? I'm told that third generation antihistamine let's you drink, at least one drink

I’ve heard about his 38” waist and his wine and antihistamine more than I’ve heard from family members in a month lol

@mchan2141

4 жыл бұрын

😂

When he said lord farquad I cried laughing

@ThirdeyeXo

5 жыл бұрын

Same bro I was ctfu

@TropicalOceanSunset

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I started wheezing, almost had to get my inhaler!

"This guy looks like a deaf dude that works out." - Theo von

@aristotelsb8874

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo, he does!

@somethingcreativeprobably5160

11 ай бұрын

Chrissy (to Theo) you're singing life you're deaf, i love it

“It just depends on whose wedding I was at” fucking murdered me 😂😂

Just found out he has a doctorate and was a pediatric physical therapist before comedy. Still shocked; that's impressive!

"but would i have the same size piece?"

chrissy precum haha best one of these yet

@dirtysaint5324

5 жыл бұрын

Na, dawg. Theo Von.

Comedians I want you guys to get on here: Big Jay Oakerson Tom Segura Bert Kreischer Bill Burr Joey Diaz

@zoidberger1652

5 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle Louis C.K. Jim Gaffigan Jim Jefferies

@TheDeven1000

5 жыл бұрын

Joey or Jay would be amazing

@lazidoesit

5 жыл бұрын

Burr has done stuff with barstool so I wouldn't be surprised.

@kingmikewitsel

5 жыл бұрын

Joey is not gonna do this tho

@imperialadvisoraremheshvau3788

5 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz please !!

Andrew Schulz next and JOEY COCO DIAZ

@bossHogOG

5 жыл бұрын

mxamiss5 you have shit taste

@saraalee2411

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Andrew Schulz straight away lol

@joshuagomez8377

5 жыл бұрын

mxamiss5 Andrew did one!!!!

@travisinthetrunk

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I’d love to hear Joey Diaz’s answers.

@andjelka6110

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew did one!!

when he rethinks his questions hes like “yea no yeaaah”

I love straight guys who don't give a f*** about labels or defining their sexuality. I wish all men were more like this and just say WTF "I have sex with women and I fall in love with guys".

@christinaa8531

4 жыл бұрын

This 🙌

@XINebuchadnezzar

4 жыл бұрын

Not really straight just bi then, nothing wrong with labels its the negative connotations

@christinaa8531

4 жыл бұрын

Manny Kenneth I think I heard him say he’s straight in another video but I may be wrong idk

@bigman94755

4 жыл бұрын

christinaa he is straight he just jokes about stuff like this all the time. He’s married and has a daughter.

@christinaa8531

4 жыл бұрын

Spitfire836 He broke up. Yeah I think I remember him aswering some question with a joke and clarified he’s straight, but it’s nice to see him joke around about it 😊

Is his excuse for not eating puss the best one ever or the worst?! “You not giving out penicillin down there! I have a weak immune system!!”

@HB-ey2dk

4 жыл бұрын

The worst lol.

this....this is an honest man....ha ha ha ha

There's 9 billion of us. Its too much traffic 👌

@Alex-xe3dx

4 жыл бұрын

Chirag Dabgar what dumbass?

When he said "woo Beyonce!" I-🤣🤣

He’s so honest and I love it

I like how they never went over the Ruth Bader Ginsburg answer and I completely lost it when he said that 😂😂

@isaacmiraldi9168

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Parker that was the highlight of the video

@andrewp4666

3 жыл бұрын

HE DID IT!!!!

5:08 hits home because I’m 5’6 and balding at 24 lol

@anointjbuga6433

5 жыл бұрын

RIP

@jax422

5 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry

@theoxmountaingang2585

5 жыл бұрын

@@omidbeladi-mosavi326 rip I know the pain brudder

@chavezraven

5 жыл бұрын

Shave your head, act with confidence and you’ll be fine

@justjess-zl3pm

5 жыл бұрын

Well u got three extra inches and four extra years.

The RBG joke didn’t age well...

@TheCrazyCanuck420

3 жыл бұрын

I looked at the post date as soon as I heard that :)

@agbmoe

3 жыл бұрын

On the bright side, we know he finally got laid

@stinkrat215

3 жыл бұрын

agbmoe yoooo😂

@kegonpegs2833

3 жыл бұрын

I just said that

@garrylarson809

3 жыл бұрын

Neither did she

his mom went to an Ivy League and married a mafia man ? O.o man sometimes love is blind

Remember "Guy Code"? An all-time great show.

@justinb1382

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Szakacsi dude, that show was great. Wish it was still on

Respect for the way he answered that last question. This video made me laugh harder than I expected.

Chrissy “Getting speed bagged in the uvula” Distefano. How does this not have more views? Dudes hilarious. Check out his podcast ‘History Hyenas’. You won’t be disappointed.

This guy sounds like a Pete Davidson impression.

@snowsoicy4069

5 жыл бұрын

way before pete lol

@alexgarcia1709

5 жыл бұрын

This dude is like 10 years older

@magelleneshaw2098

5 жыл бұрын

It's bc they both are from New York, it's the New York accent I feel

@johnny7114

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: they both dated the same girl lol

@Allagi22

5 жыл бұрын

This just in, people from New York City sound and talk like people from New York City.

Chris is the perfect person for this, Bert kreischer has to be next though

@bernardwallace435

5 жыл бұрын

Bart Chrysler is fat and racist....

9 billion of us..there’s too much traffic 😂 2:07. Damn, there’s too many hysterically funny one liners in this, just watch the whole damn thing. 😆

1:35 lmfao his brain was working double overtime trying to figure this out 😂😂😂

FINE KZread, I'll watch this.

I died when he said "About $20 g's" OMG I'm perverted as hell but I can last at least 5 days.

I need more of this guy. Ive been binging him all day

His logic to these questions was onpoint

0:51 someone got some

His New York accent is just hilarious!

I just discovered Distefano a few segments ago. This segment was just recommended. HILARIOUS!!! I love this guy! He’s the reality, bottom line shit!!! Theee BOMB!!!

He is so transparent and real. Its refreshing. 😂😂🖤

I'm dying! This is hilarious...he's totally being honest & it's funny

I laughed out loud at my desk like an idiot this whole vid. This was hysterical. The absolute best!!

This guy is comedy gold, funny how he talked about everyone trying to save everyone now a days there is too much traffic ect. But really his comedy is like therapy, lol

“I got a steady drip”

"It just depends whose wedding I was at" 🤣🤣🤣

Definitely need a part 2

Thank you KZread recommendations for feeding me constant Chris Destefano

Get Joey Diaz on this

Andrew Santino would be the absolute best at this, this is right in his wheelhouse.

This shit is stupid funny…cracked ribs laughing💯💯💯

He said “go to Lerner’s” lol super throwback

One of the funniest guys ever! just got really into him in the last six months, and I'm fully in love with him and Yanni!

Love that the crew is laughing their asses off lmao

@DarthSeanious

10 ай бұрын

Cos dude is so fucking funny

i don’t know how i ended up here or who this guy is, but i love it😂

"I HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN, BUT I FALL IN LOVE WITH GUYS." Jesus, this guy is golden.

The human race is facing extinction. You save everybody but nobody knows you did it, or you save 1 million people and they all love you.

@johnvessenmeyer512

5 жыл бұрын

Save and nobody notices. Fuck it.

@tejasviangadi6097

5 жыл бұрын

If i choose save 1 million people,will human race still be facing extinction?

@SIFrepresent

5 жыл бұрын

Save 1 million, and it would be a fucking paradise.

@nickdailey9889

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck everyone. I’ll save 1 million

@jbird1173

5 жыл бұрын

If I get to choose the million

Why am I just now realizing that Chris is hot

@elizabethtucker877

4 жыл бұрын

@@capitonymical you are absolutely correct

@bethanyangelheart

4 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Tucker he’s so hot

@lainbel2338

4 жыл бұрын

Happy Girl Who is his girlfriend?

His honesty is so refreshing

Friggin hysterical!! Love him!

This guy has a doctorate in Physical Therapy from a really good school, which is NOT easy to do, so some of his act is put on.

Raw DEEzy?!

@isaacmiraldi9168

4 жыл бұрын

Angelica Joi Gomez you cant give up raw deezy sex

“I know it’s my grandma, but it’s soft in there” Chrissy Chaos is on fire!

The RBG joke is even funnier now

Outta all of these he has the best answers lmao 😂

That ruth bader ginsburg joke hits different now

These questions were amazing

Wow this is one of the best out of the series.

One to the uvula!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bobby Lee would kill this too.

OMG...Chris is so funny. He is 1 of my most favorite comedians.

Awesome to see people really thinking about a good answer! Chris is duper funny. Any idea when Billy burr or coco Diaz gets on?

this is the new york verison of pat mcafee lmao

@tylito4764

5 жыл бұрын

Dude thank you lol it was pissing me off who he reminded me of

Once again, if I ever had to assemble a crew for anything, this guy...first choice

Love the intro mix iiiiiiii :)

This is awesome it’s like he’s done all of it and he’d do either

If this guy is for real... I'd want nothing more than to surround myself with friends like him!

when he said I love sweets, I absolutely lost it

I just discovered Chris today, and God damn am I in love!

Chrissy Pre-come??! OMG! This was too funny! You are seriously BRILLIANt!

If you close your eyes it sounds like Chris Pratt is having a fit over internet questions 😂😂

Damn.. haven't seen this dude in forever.. he's so funny! 😂

I'm definitely paying to come see your show in North Carolina this year, assuming it doesn't get rescheduled again. Hahaha

I don't know him but he's the funniest person to do one of those I've ever seen so far

5:08 As someone who’s 4’11”, I would love to be 5’3”

Bill burr needs to be on this

@Geau_Janks

5 жыл бұрын

Old school Bill YES, Current SJW Bill NO

@juliamihajlovich

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Myrtil 500%

@gregs2373

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, and just let him go for like 45 minutes

@justinb1382

4 жыл бұрын

Charles Myrtil I’m from the future and he is

He’s killing me bruh 😂😂😂

god damn i love this pure and genuine being.

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

@kimmyball4961

4 жыл бұрын

Check out his appearance on Bert K's podcast. I swore i almost wet myself i laughed that hard!!

It started off funny.... now I’m uncomfortable lmao

Idk where the reputation for modern New Yorkers came from but this guy has that New York attitude I remember and fuckin love. Love the stories about his pops, my Irish father and grandfather were the same, I'm pretty sure feelings weren't an actual thing until like 2005.

Love that he's doing crowd work with the crew😭

So wait his mother's an Ivy League genius and his Dads a freaking criminal?

I think the word they were looking for is “teleport.”

You know it's gonna get good when Chris says "I swear to God"

Lmfao I needed this 😂