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@BansheeMilk

2 жыл бұрын

Ask one of these comedians if they would rather look like the Mona Lisa or have that guy that draws everyone eating Tacos to paint them everyday

@heatherevans2679

2 жыл бұрын

Referring to the "would Tom s*** his own d***" question...someone should have asked him if he would spit or swallow? He looks like a swallower to me.

@tyr1098

2 жыл бұрын

Please bring Joe Rogan

@shank513

2 жыл бұрын

Please bring in Ed Asher or Robert Paul Champagne or Garth Brooks

@hypnotoad28

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure someone else has pointed it out but the question read at 3:56 is different than the question shown on the card. Not worth a reupload at all but ye

Love him, definitively my favourite japanese comedian.

@ignaciocamacho5564

Жыл бұрын

SEGURAAAA

@darkstar0554

Жыл бұрын

I needed this call back 🤣

@vidennn

Жыл бұрын

@@ignaciocamacho5564 I read this exactly how he said it.

@negativeindustrial

Жыл бұрын

SMIIIIIITHHHHH!

@user-rl3uy9mp5n

9 ай бұрын

@@ignaciocamacho5564 I was gonna say the same thing SSEEGGURA!!!!

This isn't Tom Segura.... everyone knows the real Tom wears a single glove

@hottsaucekid

2 жыл бұрын

Fr kinda upset he wasn't serious about wearing it all the time.

@andrewledford3865

2 жыл бұрын

This was surely filmed more than a couple weeks ago....

@FrostyJokerr

2 жыл бұрын

Someone keeps it high and tight. Love you Daddy!

@joeyhampton5075

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewledford3865 doubt it.

@slimthickens3981

2 жыл бұрын

THAT'S what was missing from this video. His vibe seemed a little off and now I know why

I like that Tom stretched that disabled kids question out to sound as offensive as he could.

@notbadforanoob8725

Жыл бұрын

What was offensive about it?

Sometimes I think we forget that Tom's a goddamn sociopath...

@mikepryor7467

2 жыл бұрын

i celebrate it

@kristiskinner8542

2 жыл бұрын

A mommy should never do that, def not proto

@BasilHagens

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he says he’d kill baby hitler but then says he wouldn’t end world hunger because he likes pain and suffering Therefore He only wants to kill baby hitler for the thrill

@justinwatson6932

2 жыл бұрын

@@BasilHagens nah ya dingus he said he wouldn't take any amount of money over ending world hunger....however he would def love to kill a baby....complicated dude

@decadefacade

Жыл бұрын

right?

"where's Tom?" "He's up in his room blowing himself" I've been telling people for years that Tom is his favorite sauce, and nobody believes me.

3:56 he’s answering a different question than the screen is showing. Rookie editing, lads.

@mrjefflive

2 жыл бұрын

terrible green screen setup too lol

@UncommonLtd.

2 жыл бұрын

I was like wtf..

@treefiddytwoo

2 жыл бұрын

y'all expect too much of Barstool 🤣

@notoriousnite

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol I saw that too

@ishoboi8021

2 жыл бұрын

LOL. also at 8:55 it sounds like the camera guy is about to pass out. Its like some call of duty flashbang type beat.

Him saying "I'm on tour" on the $25k question makes so much sense. No idea what his margins are after crew, travel, merch and everything, but he is probably getting close to making that a day when he has daily shows and sells our arenas.

@kman9884

2 жыл бұрын

And all that sweet passive KZread ad money rolling in from YMH, 2B1C, and DDAD. Since he’s in Texas now he’s not getting buttfucked tax-wise so he’s gotta be living good while on tour.

@andresmith7545

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dYWG1q6Cmtu6ito.html ⬆️ Overdosing on fetnyol in Prison 😂 😆 it’s too funny!!

@Spaxcore

Жыл бұрын

​@Quinn Nisbet I highly doubt he's doing half a mil a night. Maybe 100 to 200k tops.

@nathanchildress5596

7 ай бұрын

He said $25K, which is about $9 million a year on tour. Compared to athletes that’s not insane

Saw Tom at the rogan and chapelle comedy show and he was easily the best that night

@bobbyfreebandz1732

2 жыл бұрын

that NOLA show was WILD!

@Operation3Sixty

2 жыл бұрын

Well Rogan isn't much competition 😂😂

@Real_Iceout

2 жыл бұрын

Not too surprising tbh. That’s definitely saying something though! When was this?

@Christopher-md7tf

2 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah, one of those other two guys exclusively talks about chimps eating elk meat in an infrared sauna and the other's still butthurt over being called a transphobe

@Operation3Sixty

2 жыл бұрын

@@Christopher-md7tf You really think Dave gives any fks about that?

My family has never believed me about light triggering a sneeze. Now I know I can have them look it up. Love Tom, funniest comedian, and yes I'm a Mommy.

@chadgrov

2 жыл бұрын

I think its more about looking up. I always thought it was feom looking up to the sun but i think if u just look up it makes you sneeze

@tomharman9840

2 жыл бұрын

Keep it high and tight.

@evsrax9556

2 жыл бұрын

its light, its a minority of people in the world that it happens to

@Bhans920

2 жыл бұрын

@@evsrax9556 throw me and my son in on that one

@SimonSez83

2 жыл бұрын

My old man is like that. I didn't know it was a thing either. I'm not that sensitive to it but it does work when I need it

With him wearing that Micheal Myers outfit just reminds me how much of a psycho Tom really is

@DemoDick1

2 жыл бұрын

That shirt is the last thing you see before the screaming begins.

@rolldemtrees7419

2 жыл бұрын

Psycho??

@rolldemtrees7419

2 жыл бұрын

He's clever

I could watch this for hours. Tom has such a great personality for this show. I love all his stuff

“What are you going to do, fight the internet?” Indeed Tom, indeed 😂😂 #undefeated

Good to see Tom is following Proto. He won't be touching anyone's camera through the fence

@joshkunua8368

2 жыл бұрын

What?

@AlfredSoul

2 жыл бұрын

You're fired, buddy.

@royceisthebestrapper7686

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna go see him next summer, I hear he’s coming up in may!

@dcthereal1

2 жыл бұрын

@@royceisthebestrapper7686 that's spring, you must be tok'd

@Maazitung

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshkunua8368 Here, let me explain it to you: 👖👖👖👖👖👖

I haven't laughed out loud this hard in months. Cured my morning depression.

@jedaaa

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously mate, binging comedy on YT has got me through years of depression haha, keep it up

"Well, a lot of spit" had me dying.

so the real question is would you rather have 2 normal kids or be the father of patrick mahomes?

@GC-yw1mn

2 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOL

@micahwest2793

2 жыл бұрын

Points 😂

@Jkizzle4996

2 жыл бұрын

The real challenging question would be you get to have Jackson as well as patrick

@zeekot4064

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@1Maverick2

2 жыл бұрын

Who gives a shit about Mahomes' trash ass lol. Shoulda said Brady.

So the basketball accident was a cover story, Tom was really trying to blow himself.

I love whenever you bring tim sogera on, him and brit krunchler are the best

@TylerTakacsIsAwesome

2 жыл бұрын

Uh...its bert kershner* 🤪

@Trailer__Swift

2 жыл бұрын

And it’s Tom Segura…his name is RIGHT THERE 😓 🤦🏼‍♂️

@Poastie

2 жыл бұрын

@@Trailer__Swift yeah it's not that heard to spell ten suhurha

@cameronmcgrady227

2 жыл бұрын

Barf kersler*

@Outdatedmoviereviews

2 жыл бұрын

Barts my favourite

totally agree with Tom's D essing strategy

@hi_tech_reptiles

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I see you in the weirdest places lol. Looks like we have more than 1 interest in common (comedy, not self-sucking)

@WickensWickedReptiles

2 жыл бұрын

@@hi_tech_reptiles hahaha! Ehhh Keep em high n tight mommy!

@PissRat69

2 жыл бұрын

Watching one of your videos on my tv and this on my iPhone right now shit is wild

@MiguelCruz-hh9vm

2 жыл бұрын

I am legit so happy you are a mommy! Keep up the great content!

@tyler35tpb50

2 жыл бұрын

Love your videos

When he said “people not being able to get health care, it’s great” I lost it🤣🤣😭

This guy is one of the most effortlessly funny people I’ve ever listened to.

I'm dead serious I literally just got off the phone with my grandma so that HJ question had me shook lol

@sluggy1739

2 жыл бұрын

well which do you choose

@jcarson3721

2 жыл бұрын

Were you having the same conversation?

@larryhoover2541

2 жыл бұрын

The only way this is even remotely weird is if you were both discussing BJ's

Watch out for Waspis!!!

@kennypowers3654

2 жыл бұрын

They'll sting ya!!!

Bro, it's like he's a comedian or something

@ALLTimeGamerTroll

2 жыл бұрын

He definetly should be! What does he do?

@nicdundas

2 жыл бұрын

@@ALLTimeGamerTroll check out Your Mom's House on KZread!

@ALLTimeGamerTroll

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicdundas i was Just fucking with you bro 😂im a big fan haha

@nicdundas

2 жыл бұрын

@@ALLTimeGamerTroll had to keep it high and tight!

Have on Brett Krishna, I hear they do a podcast together

@vafixer8885

2 жыл бұрын

I really love Brent

@ralphh428

2 жыл бұрын

Bruce!

@laundryprovider1119

2 жыл бұрын

Bart Kristals is my 12th favourite comedian!

@sethrizzke

2 жыл бұрын

@@umpin3 your last sentence is precisely correct

The laugh in the room after the self BJ visual was perfect 👌

Hell yeah we needed this!

Tom is super friendly; he ate at my work once (I work at a restaurant), and I said, " oh, you look like this comedian I like," and he was like, "yeah, that's me", and I was. Like "wait tom?"

This ish made my jeans high&tight. Keep bringing Tommy Bunz on, because that's following proto 🤘 keep featherin it people🔥

The best one y’all have done hands down

This video turned me into a teleidoscope.

I've seen Joey Diaz and Jim Jefferies live, now I just need to see Tom, Burr and Jim Norton

Definitely 2nd best out of everybody who has ever been on ATI.

@TrophyGuide101

2 жыл бұрын

Who's first?

@jameswalker5053

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrophyGuide101 Gotta be Soder

@dustinnelson7970

2 жыл бұрын

Behind ole dick justice?

@brendanwettergreen7041

2 жыл бұрын

I’m personally a fan of Brent Crystals

@andrew_l1900

2 жыл бұрын

Theo

This was hilarious 😂

Definitely the best guest behind Theo von

@kristiskinner8542

2 жыл бұрын

Before Theo, Tom is always before Theo

Tim Butterly and Mike Rainey . Get this Dad Meat on the show

Best guest yet

"Lot of spit" 😆😆🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

Hearing him talk about that tour money is really making me want to try to suck at stand up for a couple years🤫

@erikch5752

2 жыл бұрын

The world needs more comedy 🤙

@CarlosMontesBby

2 жыл бұрын

@@erikch5752 indeed it does

Touch my camera through the fence..

lol This was great!

Yo I’m fucking dead🤣

Tom the type of guy the get a taste for stoning people and wouldn’t be able to stop. And if he did he would have a % of his population tortured in front of him for entertainment or just recorded for later.

3:58 the overlay doesn't match the question Tom is reading.

LOL I DIED at 2:24 when he looked at the back of the card as if the Devil’s signature would be there

Amazing

I love Tom Segura. I love his standup, and I love YMH. I’m six and a half minutes in, and my favorite thing about this video so far is that I haven’t heard Feitelfag’s idiot voice at all yet.

Tom always makes me laugh. Wonderfully terrible person & great comic.

Perfect guy for this

Those questions were hilarious

Tom "A lot of spit" Segura

Gotta get Bert on there now

@AnswertheInternet

2 жыл бұрын

👀

@nelsonedwards6184

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnswertheInternet please get Bert on! Just make sure you hide any nearby dogs and sanitize the studio afterwards.

@benjamincartwright5784

2 жыл бұрын

They gotta do a special for Bert. He'd get through 2/3rds of a single question in the time Tom got through all of them'

These would be great questions for PKA

Best ever period.

That’s where it spits

Why isn't Tommy Bunz wearing his glove?

@bjk0norway0bjk

2 жыл бұрын

Cuz the pods are on a huge backlog

Solid questions 😝

Tom was in the zone for this one

My dad has that photosensitive sneezing or whatever Tom was talking about... I don't... I'm so jealous... I have to sneeze and then it goes away, he has to sneeze and looks at a light bammo

@agb127

2 жыл бұрын

I have it too and nobody I ever told had it

I heard tit and Tom in same sentence... subbed

Of course he would! It's effing Tom Segura!

100% my favorite comedian atm

The answer is yes. Yes he would

@AnswertheInternet

2 жыл бұрын

😂

If Tom was Kim he’d make everyone laugh at Christina’s jokes under threat of scrum eating

When he said, “A Lotta spit…” 🤣🤣🤣

3:08 Holy sht. So im not a freak. I thought i was thee only one that sneezes when light hit my eyes. It does happen everytime but usually on morning.

What

The crew was sucking up hard to Tom. So weird they started talking more

@SevenLifee

2 жыл бұрын

They go annoying af lmao

@mteokay1246

2 жыл бұрын

They're getting turned on by the visuals, the pervs!

i love seeing how truly crazy he is

This is good 👍 dude can make anything funny

The production of this web series is an embarrassment to Barstool

To know Tom Segura sneezes at bright lights makes me feel better about my sneezing at bright lights lol

2min in and im DIYING LAUGING LMAOOOOOO

Tom is the kind of person who isn't satisfied with him succeeding, others must fail too.

Watching Segura talk to mystery people off camera is meh.

@stampede4107

2 жыл бұрын

Mystery people who aren’t funny and talk a lot.

@ygkemosabi8280

2 жыл бұрын

@@stampede4107 sometimes they help like with explaining the feet are now small, but they overdue it with thinking they are cool kids

I've heard of his name before but never actually have seen him talk or what he does. This dude is hilarious. Got himself a new fan.

Had to pause because I was laughing too hard to finish my bowl💨🤣

I would not kill baby hitler because of the butterfly effect. You don know what would happen because you did that man. One thing about going back in time you can't fuck wit it.

@chadgrov

2 жыл бұрын

60 million people died in WW2 because of that meth head. I think we can chance it

@bonkerzhuntsdemons7993

2 жыл бұрын

@@chadgrov i know im jus saying.

@iambiggus

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... see the thing with changing history through time travel is the near impossibility to imagine the worst that could happen, so it's a dice roll. But, Hitler was already one of the worst thing that could happen, so any bookie would tell you to roll the f'ing dice.

@bonkerzhuntsdemons7993

2 жыл бұрын

@UCe4q3sdtF81BDm4WT_z3TAA what if more people died because that man. I understand what he did was so wrong but time is not to be fucked with.

@bonkerzhuntsdemons7993

2 жыл бұрын

@@iambiggus well if someone does it we'll see.

Omg this video lol so messed up but funny at the same time

Actually good question cards unlike every other knockoff game of this type.

Omg I sneeze in sunlight too, and I used to tell my mom that and she thought I was crazy. But I did find out it's a real thing years later. Always good to hear more validation.

Nice I have light induced sneezing too

Keeping em high and tight

I love the stumbling around which year 5 years ago was 🤣

@6:22 “I tried when I was a kid” 🥺

keep featherin it!

I feel that light induced sneezing, I'm the only person at my work and the other guys just dont understand when ever I walk out of the shop and sneeze almost everytime

2:46. Imagine walking around 24-7 with a permanent O face😁

lol tom looks hammered

Tom's fake sneeze 3:25 is a thing of greatness- I must sample this Daddy Jean gem

I subscribed but I applaud the attempt, ps thank Tom

3:56 I think we got the wrong question 😂

i already knew he was gonna say yes lmao

I mean, a lot of spit .... Lmaoo

So god damn funny that John has a 15 second outro for a wildly popular channel and he cant even get that right. Perfect KFC radio attitude. Fuck it, close enough

3:26 for anyone curious it’s a photic sneeze response

So I know he's not a Comedian, but I would love to see Patty the Baddy take a run at these questions 😂

Where do I know that intro song from?

Tom is the hero we need