I love that he didn’t answer a single question without an entire story first

@martyhunt7425

2 жыл бұрын

Because that’s what Bert is: a storyteller

@JCannon211

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the point of the show. And comedians

@colbymarsh2074

2 жыл бұрын

That’s Barnt Chrysler for you

@shanespence120

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t

@maxjenkins4199

2 жыл бұрын

@@colbymarsh2074 🤣🤣

That's why Bert was the best ever at this, there's a story involved with every question.

Nocturnal emissions is the most intelligent thing Bert ever said and of course it's related to sex

@Law9652

2 жыл бұрын

Turns out he's a prude when it comes to sex.

"Nothing but trouble" Is the name of the Dan Aykroyd "Dick nose" movie Burt was talking about and it's hilarious

@TheOutdoorDude

2 жыл бұрын

YES! I came to comments to see if anyone knew this. That movie was awesome! He says something like "I like mine with mustard" and bites the hotdog.

@jonathanmartin726

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheOutdoorDude Here’s how I like em, and I suggest you have em the same way.

@TheOutdoorDude

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanmartin726 You're right! Good pull dude.

@jonathanmartin726

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheOutdoorDude My dad would pull that quote out A LOT.

@priceguns_and_roses

2 жыл бұрын

This is an amazing film. I own it on Dee Vee D, and I love it.

The Simple Jack reference 😂 they shoulda made it a standalone movie

@NathanCline12-21

2 жыл бұрын

They should make it now starring Bert.

@michaeldoyle189

2 жыл бұрын

I reference this "movie" way too frequently.

@creedns

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldoyle189 I'll see you in my head movies. Except these movies make my eyes raaaaain. 😂 😂 😂

@petitpirate6759

2 жыл бұрын

@@creedns lmao

I’ve been trying to convince my friends that it’s wheels rather than doors, was hoping Bert said doors to help my argument

@jaiplays661

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, now that Bert said wheels, I'm starting to think it might actually be doors lol

@andrewgrulke7476

Жыл бұрын

Motorcycles, dislikes, atvs. And then add the wheels on bikes, skateboards, scooters and rollerblades, Hot Wheels (if those count). There have to be more wheels for sure!

@spartangames836

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewgrulke7476 if hinged things are doors, then jaws and mandibles are doors, and there is an incomparable amount of jaws and mandibles, etc on the planet

@andrewgrulke7476

Жыл бұрын

@@spartangames836 idk if jaws and mandibles really count as doors though. More as "portrays" to the stomach I guess

3:07 we’re going to make this for you asap Bert

@DeeDubious

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO 💀🤣

@ejwillison2001

2 жыл бұрын

dont be shy, hit us with a link to it once it's out 😁

1000000% doors. Think about all the shipping containers, and massive ships, hotels, apartments this one is almost a no brainer

@skylerbagley1365

2 жыл бұрын

While you're probably right, i bet its closer than you realize. Imediately you think about cars, but you cant forget about things like bicycles, motorcycles, scooters, rollerblades, shopping carts and office chairs. The chair im sitting in right now has 12 wheels. Its a ridiculous question but now its bothering me haha.

@timmytimay602

2 жыл бұрын

Also what counts as a wheel? Steering wheel, flywheel,etc! Interesting question

the readers and shades in the v neck is a solid move

I feel like Gavin could have made so much money if he found a way to monetize that dumbass snail joke😂

Bert should do this weekly

The movie is "Nothing but Trouble". LOL

King and the Sting and the Wing already mauled in on the doors v wheels debate!

Simply amazing...will you guys please please keep AYG in your secondary or I guess primary podcast promoting!! The Bert episode was absolute gold and like you guys said, he could have at least 5 more episodes or pure garbage entertainment!!!

Bert isn’t looking great 😂😂😂😂 I do love him he is so funny so I hope he is with us for a long time !

@whiskbiscuit7199

2 жыл бұрын

Being fat and racist will do that to you

@israelgonzalez8200

2 жыл бұрын

He is getting huge lol. I listen to basically everything him an tom and tom is constantly saying he’s getting fatter

Burnt Chrysler!! He's the best on this!

@clydesweetfeetlivingston1180

2 жыл бұрын

Plus it's 8 minutes that we know he wasn't sexually abusing dogs

Demi Moore,Tupac and digital Underground are in the movie too. "Nothing but Trouble" HDTGM classic

NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!!!!! BoBo & Lil Devil🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE MACHINEEEE

Sounding fun as hell

He’s talking about nothing but trouble that movie is fantastic

Nothing but trouble is the movie with Dan Aykroyd. And it's awesome

Just the wheels inside of watches alone beats doors….

@j.collett2364

2 жыл бұрын

They're cogs or gears bro

@craigcraig7583

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.collett2364 still a wheel.. thats like sayin a tire is a tire not a wheel..

@j.collett2364

2 жыл бұрын

@@craigcraig7583 I disagree, when counting doors or wheels we have to consider only things that are undoubtably only one thing. I.e. tires are part of a wheel but a tire alone can’t do the job of a wheel. Cupboards aren’t doors but by definition they serve the same purpose.

@craigcraig7583

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.collett2364 those rules were never stated. Id consider a cupboard a door 100%.

@Hjaelteomslag

2 жыл бұрын

@@craigcraig7583 Is a hatch a door also then?

The movie he's talking about is called "Nothing but Trouble 1991" it's actually a really good movie, it's not really a penis it just takes the shape of one... Kinda.

@jblz86

11 ай бұрын

I'm almost 40, and that dinner scene where they're eating sausages still freaks me out to this day.

Tupac and Humpty were both also in the movie, along with Dan and Peter Akroyd, Chevy Chase, John Candy. It's Nothing But Trouble, fuckin great flick 😂 absolutely hilarious!!

Nothing but trouble

wtf is gas tank door? 🤣🤣🤣

The goat

Now I'm googling how fast a snail moves

@ 7:24 hes talking about "Nothing but trouble"

The movie is Very Bad Things. I own it. "Fix em' up a couple of dogs"

"How do we get this room darker"

knew he was gonna say the U 100%

Thinking the same movie when they ask the question.. nothing but trouble even has shock g, tupac & john candy in, I though it was a great movie

Sky scrapers, houses, office buildings all exist in countries that don't have many cars. Common sense.

@crazestyle83

Ай бұрын

Even Tupac and run dmc were in that d!ck nose movie

That Chevy Chase movie is called Nothing But Trouble, it’s great! Tupac and Digital Underground preform in it too actually

@creedns

2 жыл бұрын

Digital Underground lol but close enough.

@neong

2 жыл бұрын

Digital Underground.

@shaggyterrell8460

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah, I know, thanks lol I was in a hurry

@shaggyterrell8460

2 жыл бұрын

IMDB it X X, it’s Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy, ect.

@BP-or2iu

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaggyterrell8460 Yeah for some reason I thought he said Steve Martin which made me think about Roxanne where Steve Martin has this big dick shaped nose.

Bert the name drop Kreischer

Definitely more wheels

The movie is Nothing but Trouble

Some doors have wheels.

The movie is "nothing but trouble"

Movie is Nothing But Trouble crazy ass Movie. It'll make you not eat hotdogs for awhile.

Mr Kool aid himself

Bart is pushing three bills here

4:50 Don't forget The Rock was on that team.

Brent is the best

7pm? You have premium promos for ati? Just release berty boys 20th appearance. And make 20 more because hes the best on it. Tied with Gillis.

@neong

2 жыл бұрын

Now I want to see Bert and Shane on together.

@dougschimpf8733

2 жыл бұрын

Nah shane n matt again. Bert’s annoying

@Hjaelteomslag

2 жыл бұрын

Soder is the best one.

That my girls is how u answer the internet

Just answer the question, Brett.

@brettkovach4623

2 жыл бұрын

No.

That Dan Aykroyd movie with the dick nose is Nothing but Trouble. It's so weird, but funny. I don't think I've met another person who knows that movie.

100 percent more doors than wheels

Michael irvin left Miami in the late 80s (88 i believe)

I love Burnt Kushner

The gas cap door is not a door because you cannot move through it.

@moose2577

2 жыл бұрын

So cabinet doors don't count?

‘86 Mets is the only answer

fix the sounds next time please, if using single track change it so that both tracks have the sound in the editing software. Thanks

The dick nose movie is Nothing but Trouble. A classic awesome horrible movie.

somebody overthought the audio

Please get Stavros Halkias on here

More wheels 18wheeler

office chair wheels count for every door in a building

@neong

2 жыл бұрын

Lego wheels, doors loose.

@josefstalin9678

2 жыл бұрын

@@neong what about cabinet doors?

@TheSilentEaglesNest

2 жыл бұрын

@@josefstalin9678 Tons of pull out cabinets have dozens of ball bearings in the slides

Damn I missed it

Brent Kersher

Lucky he doesn’t need glasses on stage

Michael Irvin and Warren Sapp didn’t play at the same time

wow, whats wrong with the audio

Stole Gavin Free's question and called it an internet classic lol

The snail question is dumb, just ask a friend or loved one to step on it for you

4:05 give Rooster Teeth their credit

Bruce Krencher

Yoooo

Aaron Rodgers? Out of everyone?

The doors versus wheel debate is weird to me has anybody seen an apartment complex?? Every person that has a car usually has a house/apartment with at least 7 to 10 doors in it plus there's more doors on a car than tires.

@dezerttim

2 жыл бұрын

Think about all the hotels and apartments in places like Vegas, New York etc. Even in hotels, every basic room has 2-3 doors at minimum.

@charlieberra4959

2 жыл бұрын

@@dezerttim there are so many different wheels in places you would never think of in all of those places

@skylerbagley1365

2 жыл бұрын

Office chairs, Hotwheels cars (most doors arent functional), motorcycles/scooters.

Bryce Krenshaw

Why is he wearing a shirt?

there are definitely more wheels. no contest

audio is fucked

.01% is the max. Anyone that thinks they’ve seen more of the entire porn database on the internet is insane

@Hjaelteomslag

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's a new kind of hubris. Pubris!

How many lines did bert do before this?

After 3 and a 1/2 minutes I switched to legion of skanks they got a new Podcast on Thursdays

T

audio is awful..the dude who ok'd this should be fired

It’s definitely doors btw, cuz every car has doors and cars make up most of the worlds wheels gaurentee.

@willmalone41

2 жыл бұрын

cars don't even make up a fraction of the world's wheels

@NitronNeutron

2 жыл бұрын

Lego has more wheels than cars.

@fire_breathing_turtle

2 жыл бұрын

Toy cars/rc cars, strollers, skateboards, rollerblades, motorcycles, bicycles, dirtbikes, atvs... just to name a few.

@nicholashale7216

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this is closer than you'd think. 18 Wheelers alone is an 18 to 3 (4 depending on how you define a door) ratio and the trucking industry is massive. This is just one example.

@James-ip5gz

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholashale7216 I thought of this and surprised you're the only one I found that brought it up

Listening to this show with earbuds is annoying. There's too much reverb/room echo. And the stereo split with Bert mainly in one ear and the room full of laughing dudes in the other just doesn't make sense.

Bert is unbearable

Damn I was finally starting to come around on this guy because of PMT interview. Completely out again after he said Aaron Rodgers. Fucking sicko.

@klekster12

2 жыл бұрын

Found the weak minded sheep🤡

@Bennybot90

2 жыл бұрын

...okay dude

Bert is a pathological liar. I'm not a fan of his comedy but it is funny how many blatant lies he's been caught telling.

This dude has never been funny to me.

Nothing but trouble