Ari Shaffir Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Ari Shaffir to the test.
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  • @slamazu9232
    @slamazu92325 жыл бұрын

    I feel like the filming quality has gotten worse over time.

  • @GSTACK57

    @GSTACK57

    5 жыл бұрын

    slamazu it really has

  • @In_Case_Im_Fake

    @In_Case_Im_Fake

    5 жыл бұрын

    I have been saying this for a while now. I'm sure they hate seeing my comments. I have even requested the raw footage, and assets. I was going to give them a cut just to show them what is possible.

  • @daemonhat

    @daemonhat

    5 жыл бұрын

    looks like a bad green screen

  • @DeathTrapProductions

    @DeathTrapProductions

    5 жыл бұрын

    Justin Case That’s super cool of you to do. I try to offer freebies from time to time too. Professionalism.

  • @Zeesneakyninja

    @Zeesneakyninja

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don’t get why they are green screening, they could just use a grey background. Doesn’t make any sense.

  • @calebmcgee4589
    @calebmcgee45895 жыл бұрын

    “Italians! The worst of the whites!” Damn, really gonna do Papa John like that

  • @machinesandthings7121

    @machinesandthings7121

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ya, but you know he's got a point.

  • @sarahgilbert5884

    @sarahgilbert5884

    5 жыл бұрын

    imagine if joe rogan answered that question with the jews. he had better have a funnier reason

  • @frankdavis313

    @frankdavis313

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its fact after being married to one there super racist Mexicans that think their shit dont stink

  • @DualYel

    @DualYel

    5 жыл бұрын

    Papa did that to himself

  • @RADsLife

    @RADsLife

    5 жыл бұрын

    You worry about Papa John, I'm worrying about little Caesar

  • @flukeskywokker
    @flukeskywokker5 жыл бұрын

    ari got a little too excited about the killing 10yo question

  • @NickyCrash

    @NickyCrash

    5 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z5uYl9OYhdqWdqw.html

  • @The1DarkBoy

    @The1DarkBoy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Right?! kinda got weird a little bit lol

  • @swhite6

    @swhite6

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well he has an hour comedy special all about how much he hates kids so shouldn’t be that surprising he was excited to do a comedy bit about killing kids

  • @09smartin1

    @09smartin1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ever see the animated clip of him and joe talking about it? It's hilarious

  • @flukeskywokker

    @flukeskywokker

    5 жыл бұрын

    09smartin1 nick t. posted a link to it

  • @Themes_and_Dreams
    @Themes_and_Dreams5 жыл бұрын

    wtf happened to this one? why is he infront of a green screen being filmed on a blackberry

  • @BreezyHorn

    @BreezyHorn

    5 жыл бұрын

    they just moved to a new office

  • @brocksdaddy081910

    @brocksdaddy081910

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @djbarnhardt9504

    @djbarnhardt9504

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ari just looks like hes being filmed on a shitty camera irl, hard to fix it in post

  • @chrish267
    @chrish2675 жыл бұрын

    He looks like a japanese guy drew a jew elf

  • @dylan8550

    @dylan8550

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha

  • @jewfedmuzik

    @jewfedmuzik

    5 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @robertthefeminist3370

    @robertthefeminist3370

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is the reason why i read youtube comments xD

  • @jeremybrown2979
    @jeremybrown29795 жыл бұрын

    I love that he actually engaged and took every question seriously - so many guests don't get the questions or give cop-out, jokey answers

  • @locusthordemini
    @locusthordemini5 жыл бұрын

    If there was a perfect comedian for these questions it's Ari Shaffir and he did not disappoint

  • @richb5478

    @richb5478

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @colbymarsh2074

    @colbymarsh2074

    2 жыл бұрын

    The ending was the best oart

  • @craigvgs3924
    @craigvgs39245 жыл бұрын

    It sucks this is filmed in its own room now and not the middle of the office. I enjoy hearing the people react.

  • @TheDeven1000

    @TheDeven1000

    5 жыл бұрын

    I hated it lol they were always in the background talking and shit

  • @painplayer1614

    @painplayer1614

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cause hes a jew lol

  • @edithmr21o

    @edithmr21o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah they're in the background tho

  • @Tinker.Studio

    @Tinker.Studio

    4 жыл бұрын

    Missing your sitcom cues? Not sure what is funny anymore?

  • @shaunpolk1702
    @shaunpolk17025 жыл бұрын

    The audio for this video is lower than Patton Oswalds self esteem

  • @sexywhite7198

    @sexywhite7198

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shaun Polk *Oswalt

  • @DEATH_TO_TYRANTS

    @DEATH_TO_TYRANTS

    5 жыл бұрын

    Who in the hell is that?

  • @heythere9707

    @heythere9707

    5 жыл бұрын

    Florida Man short dude from parks and rec

  • @maxh9579

    @maxh9579

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@heythere9707 lol he was in like 2 Parks and Rec episodes and everyone calls him that😂

  • @somethingfunny8734
    @somethingfunny87345 жыл бұрын

    The lack of laughing in the background annoyed me. He's the best they've had on

  • @aflaczach

    @aflaczach

    5 жыл бұрын

    They’re definitely scared of getting back lash lmao

  • @etb10

    @etb10

    5 жыл бұрын

    They’re not doing them in front of the entire office anymore

  • @somethingfunny8734

    @somethingfunny8734

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@etb10 I was really hoping somebody would tell me that. Thanks for the heads up

  • @austonmatthews3854

    @austonmatthews3854

    5 жыл бұрын

    He was pretty average

  • @yaknowmysteelo404

    @yaknowmysteelo404

    5 жыл бұрын

    The best I've seen is Theo Von.

  • @chasecushen7147
    @chasecushen71475 жыл бұрын

    I've seen dungeons with better lighting

  • @jewfedmuzik

    @jewfedmuzik

    5 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @ninobrown987x

    @ninobrown987x

    5 жыл бұрын

    If you like that then you should see my dungeon that I’m keeping Terry Shiavo’s body in.

  • @cesarperez-ur7qt
    @cesarperez-ur7qt5 жыл бұрын

    Ari go on hot ones

  • @jmoore155

    @jmoore155

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't think his blown out asshole could handle it

  • @DEATH_TO_TYRANTS
    @DEATH_TO_TYRANTS5 жыл бұрын

    If Ari is murdered, I'm blaming Bobby Lee

  • @jamesholyfield3304

    @jamesholyfield3304

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is this a fellow JK News sub 👀

  • @jimpickens4

    @jimpickens4

    4 жыл бұрын

    or Bert or Kobe Bryant fans

  • @mitchellnewman9670

    @mitchellnewman9670

    4 жыл бұрын

    more like thanking Bobby lee.

  • @KTF0

    @KTF0

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luis J Gomez

  • @jwferreira
    @jwferreira5 жыл бұрын

    When he said I can kill the giant because I'm a recurring character I laughed so hard

  • @SemperSalam
    @SemperSalam5 жыл бұрын

    Oh Christ, I cried I laughed so hard at that last question.

  • @devincroft85
    @devincroft854 жыл бұрын

    “He went back in to close a deal and then ran out of time” 🤣

  • @phredjonze
    @phredjonze5 жыл бұрын

    Surprised he didn't pick rogan to do his play by play

  • @rudeboirasta3629

    @rudeboirasta3629

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @williamlane292

    @williamlane292

    5 жыл бұрын

    They're friends. It would probably be weird.

  • @fuckyou1p8r487p93q47

    @fuckyou1p8r487p93q47

    5 жыл бұрын

    Probably already happened many times and he didn't want mrs Rogan to hate him like Bernt Chryslers wife.

  • @phredjonze

    @phredjonze

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@fuckyou1p8r487p93q47 you talkin bout brint crystals?

  • @josephiles5793

    @josephiles5793

    5 жыл бұрын

    Joe is his pal, he dont need a magical internet question wish to grant that one, just a quick text.

  • @johnf120
    @johnf1205 жыл бұрын

    Eric Andre would be great on this

  • @jethrowomber
    @jethrowomber5 жыл бұрын

    That last question killed me 🤣

  • @wojecire
    @wojecire5 жыл бұрын

    best episode yet!!!!

  • @5stringmikey
    @5stringmikey5 жыл бұрын

    It actually costs less and looks better if you rent a 20 by 20 cloth background and actually light it correctly. #kidsthesedays

  • @Tha561homie
    @Tha561homie5 жыл бұрын

    I guess this is why they say don't hire a guy from fiver to do green screen work... Honestly some of the worst green screen work I've ever seen, who edited this a 4th grader?

  • @JediZombieMedia
    @JediZombieMedia5 жыл бұрын

    Most entertaining video I’ve seen in a while. I didn’t know Ari could be funny on camera

  • @Rosetheegreat1134
    @Rosetheegreat11345 жыл бұрын

    Ive seen better quality and lighting and a hostage video

  • @nyibangocosta6367

    @nyibangocosta6367

    5 жыл бұрын

    You've seen better quality and lighting AND a hostage video? That's pretty impressive...

  • @danielpratt6672
    @danielpratt66725 жыл бұрын

    “Italians” ari does the lords work.

  • @maxchristensen9315

    @maxchristensen9315

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shortsighted imo. You wipe them out you don't get pizza, pasta, or the best wine.

  • @danielpratt6672

    @danielpratt6672

    5 жыл бұрын

    Max Christensen people pretend to like that stuff to get Italians to shut up about it.

  • @Cornbreadddd
    @Cornbreadddd5 жыл бұрын

    I love all of these.

  • @ShookOnesTO
    @ShookOnesTO5 жыл бұрын

    His face reminds me of that famous "scream" painting by Edvard Munch.

  • @tightbuffalos
    @tightbuffalos5 жыл бұрын

    Classic Ari. Good shirt too.

  • @richb5478
    @richb54785 жыл бұрын

    This was gold!!

  • @bensmith7124
    @bensmith71245 жыл бұрын

    I need that shirt...

  • @e-rokp911

    @e-rokp911

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @neenerheaddj

    @neenerheaddj

    5 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @blueshky

    @blueshky

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's the fattest most racist comic as well

  • @non4997
    @non49975 жыл бұрын

    Let's be real here, if you're watching men's volleyball you doing something wrong

  • @MrJharpermxschool
    @MrJharpermxschool4 жыл бұрын

    Would you rather drug a friend or go sober a whole month... oh nevermind.

  • @BadgerBuns
    @BadgerBuns5 жыл бұрын

    Best one yet!!

  • @BryanGuerratv
    @BryanGuerratv5 жыл бұрын

    That last question though. Wtf lol 😆 🤣

  • @falkofire
    @falkofire5 жыл бұрын

    Best one yet

  • @nickdailey9889
    @nickdailey98895 жыл бұрын

    Get chappelle on here right meow

  • @etb10

    @etb10

    5 жыл бұрын

    droney Mcdroneface love Chappelle but he doesn’t really do podcasts

  • @tylermorgan8787
    @tylermorgan87875 жыл бұрын

    Holy god this is hilarious. I love Ari. How do I get that shirt tho?

  • @blueshky

    @blueshky

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is that not a YMH shirt? I figured it would be?

  • @DavidGomez-te9ck
    @DavidGomez-te9ck5 жыл бұрын

    Ari Shaffir is the best comedian you could get to do this, his answers are raw and hilarious. Love the guy.

  • @jimbob4762
    @jimbob47625 жыл бұрын

    Best so far!

  • @jackbauer4101
    @jackbauer41014 жыл бұрын

    He is the perfect person to answer these questions with brutal honesty

  • @Hunter_Hult
    @Hunter_Hult5 жыл бұрын

    That shirt is amazing! Where can I get one?

  • @McKannon
    @McKannon5 жыл бұрын

    Probably the funniest one I've seen yet.

  • @jewfedmuzik
    @jewfedmuzik5 жыл бұрын

    "I wanna OD with the Miami hurricanes! They'd have one of those traech things!"

  • @brianboss484
    @brianboss4845 жыл бұрын

    LOVE the shirt

  • @a.v.julian9917
    @a.v.julian99174 жыл бұрын

    For the music during a car chase to evade high police pursuit, 100% I'm going Slayer's "Atrocity Vendor"!

  • @wildbill9863
    @wildbill98635 жыл бұрын

    Trump is one of the funniest humans alive Self aware or not Dude is hilarious Ari shafir is so savage Tearing it up

  • @bh-0330

    @bh-0330

    5 жыл бұрын

    alex jones

  • @Spfinator
    @Spfinator5 жыл бұрын

    God bless Ari Shaffir. This man is a treasure.

  • @captainkrillz
    @captainkrillz5 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone ever answer what sample and/or song is that from in the beginning?

  • @jrod8099
    @jrod80995 жыл бұрын

    Is the baseball bat metal or wooden?

  • @phredjonze

    @phredjonze

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wood, he'd never stop if it were metal

  • @PhilieBlunt666

    @PhilieBlunt666

    5 жыл бұрын

    The real question is are the ten year olds armed too?

  • @phredjonze

    @phredjonze

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@PhilieBlunt666 yes... they have bike helmets

  • @abhishekghosh6646
    @abhishekghosh66464 жыл бұрын

    I called LeeAnn before his answer 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheCorky42090
    @TheCorky420905 жыл бұрын

    Baseball bat and 10 yr olds? I could go all day with a smile.

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate5 жыл бұрын

    Love the shirt Ari!!

  • @MrCMStuck
    @MrCMStuck5 жыл бұрын

    Where do I buy the t shirt?

  • @Juanchoo187
    @Juanchoo1875 жыл бұрын

    I love that shirt !

  • @thatgoodgoodinc.4895
    @thatgoodgoodinc.48952 жыл бұрын

    Ari is top 5 best ATI imo

  • @d-baer4161
    @d-baer41615 жыл бұрын

    John madden narrating sex would be legendary.. "Aaand there's Brett Favre"😂

  • @MetallicaRocksss
    @MetallicaRocksss5 жыл бұрын

    Ari killed it in this one

  • @jasonnorton4468
    @jasonnorton44685 жыл бұрын

    Air is such an underrated comedian Please come to podunk ass florida

  • @andrewloveland3550
    @andrewloveland35505 жыл бұрын

    LeAnn Kreischer FTW hahahahaha she has the motivation hahahaha

  • @zackdawson6169
    @zackdawson61695 жыл бұрын

    Great t shirt!

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt6665 жыл бұрын

    He made a hitch hikers guide reference, amazing

  • @iambecomejeff
    @iambecomejeff5 жыл бұрын

    3 minutes in and it’s FUCKED up lol

  • @gamers_channel
    @gamers_channel5 жыл бұрын

    Where can i buy that shurt bruh

  • @its_millertime3157
    @its_millertime31575 жыл бұрын

    If I had a song playing during a police chase in my car... Was thinking some gangster shit but it would have to be “Black Betty” by Ram Jam

  • @josephbraun2132
    @josephbraun21325 жыл бұрын

    Damn, he's so good.

  • @bugz3349
    @bugz33495 жыл бұрын

    9:27 This dude is hilarious😂

  • @nickwakeham9548
    @nickwakeham95485 жыл бұрын

    how is 6:50 NOT Jim Ross "MAH GOD HE KILLED HER"

  • @ToomaProductions
    @ToomaProductions5 жыл бұрын

    Oof! That last question tho..

  • @JessyTeddles
    @JessyTeddles5 жыл бұрын

    holy shit!! he named the Js as being behind 9/11. thruth masked as comedy.

  • @JohnDoe-qh3bs
    @JohnDoe-qh3bs5 жыл бұрын

    After Effects. Use the green screen key and turn on the advanced suppression to kill that white glow.

  • @In_Case_Im_Fake

    @In_Case_Im_Fake

    5 жыл бұрын

    I bet you could get away with keying this right in premiere...

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot4 жыл бұрын

    What KIND of bat: metal, wood, SPIKED?! Etc. haha! 😝

  • @davidrue5488
    @davidrue54885 жыл бұрын

    The king!!

  • @wdtriplett
    @wdtriplett5 жыл бұрын

    whoever asked the "song during a police chase" question, fucked it up. "You're running from the police in a high speed chase. Your car has a full tank of gas. You can listen to one song on repeat to help you escape. What song do you choose?" My song is "Highway to the Danger Zone" and it's on a one song playlist, JIC.

  • @dannorwood4906
    @dannorwood49065 жыл бұрын

    Where do I get that shirt?!

  • @jonahgill1
    @jonahgill15 жыл бұрын

    18 dollars, biggest bagel of all time

  • @frankdavis313
    @frankdavis3135 жыл бұрын

    Did yall just get the new set up right before the shooting

  • @hans_du_plessis
    @hans_du_plessis5 жыл бұрын

    congrats on landing zion, ari!

  • @etb10
    @etb105 жыл бұрын

    As soon as he started reading the most likely to kill him question I knew he would say LeAnn.

  • @jesusthemillionaire
    @jesusthemillionaire5 жыл бұрын

    i met ari outside of a comedy club in toronto, cool guy

  • @tianieves3228
    @tianieves32285 жыл бұрын

    Side~note: ari busted my *answer the internet* virginity&I'm addicted

  • @nonoahhh
    @nonoahhh5 жыл бұрын

    Love Ari !

  • @gofilmyourself7919
    @gofilmyourself79195 жыл бұрын

    What’s going on with the filming/green screen effect? It used to not be prevalent in past episodes but now it’s gotten very noticeable and hard to watch because of it.

  • @MrByrl

    @MrByrl

    5 жыл бұрын

    People keep saying that, what's wrong with it?

  • @gofilmyourself7919

    @gofilmyourself7919

    5 жыл бұрын

    MrByrl when using a green screen if you don’t have the subject and edges properly lit to get the “green glow.” Effect. If you look on the underside of the subject (most noticeable on the left.) you’ll see that sort of sickly green look. I’m guessing they’re trying to negate that as much as they can by turning up the reds which is why the last few videos have had those really deep reds in their skin tones.

  • @MrByrl

    @MrByrl

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gofilmyourself7919 ohhhh

  • @ImJuice225
    @ImJuice2255 жыл бұрын

    Ctours(China tours) were fucking our whole Grand Canyon trip up. Ari is the fucking greatest!

  • @noahberg1178
    @noahberg11785 жыл бұрын

    Who else cant stop looking at his ears though😂

  • @ebsmith86

    @ebsmith86

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now I can't

  • @sourdieselallday
    @sourdieselallday5 жыл бұрын

    whoever does the audio mixing at bar stool mixes everything solo I have to turn it to Max to hear anything that's going on.... Come on..

  • @carlriley9061
    @carlriley90615 жыл бұрын

    God damn I love Ari

  • @nicholasrhoads740
    @nicholasrhoads7405 жыл бұрын

    Dude i want that shirt!!!!

  • @torchtube5621
    @torchtube56215 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha one of my favorite people in the world

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane5 жыл бұрын

    The last question is legitimately funny as fuck. I don't know if I have laughed this hard while being alone in a long time. I rarely laugh when alone, and this did it for me.

  • @Codyjb818
    @Codyjb8185 жыл бұрын

    Can anyone share the name of the intro song please?

  • @bdavis2oo5
    @bdavis2oo55 жыл бұрын

    Best one

  • @xallax1520
    @xallax15205 жыл бұрын

    bummer that this set of questions was not the best because Ari is by far the funniest guest

  • @NIIIIQQ
    @NIIIIQQ5 жыл бұрын

    Just LOL. Foreal.

  • @yourmommasboy2211
    @yourmommasboy22115 жыл бұрын

    Incredible

  • @alisamarie3377
    @alisamarie33775 жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite so far!

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba16815 жыл бұрын

    Most underrated comedian

  • @pws3rd170
    @pws3rd1705 жыл бұрын

    The last one is the best yet. Danmed if you do and gay if you don't

  • @kingpotpie4132
    @kingpotpie41325 жыл бұрын

    Love ari

  • @Ears95
    @Ears955 жыл бұрын

    Please have Bert Kreischer on next!

  • @Greyseason519
    @Greyseason5195 жыл бұрын

    Hands down one of he funniest comedians of our time