"it's my 1st day shut up"😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

I just started! LOL

@jesusisable7052

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@gturp2

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@djschultz61

8 ай бұрын

Yep. We heard it too.

@gb7702

7 ай бұрын

Kev-on no-tt. What was the first part of the joke since you gave us the punchline?

"I'll apologize IF you can tell me when's their next game" 😂😂😂😂

@kvoncomedy

4 ай бұрын

⚽️

I miss when people could laugh at our differences instead of looking for reasons to be offended. This clip put a smile on my face.

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

you rock!

@rollandnewcomb5524

9 ай бұрын

I bursted out laughing several times.

@adriannn1180

9 ай бұрын

same, i miss those good old days

@noirhorror197

9 ай бұрын

Half way thru...it's great! Reminds me of older comedy. I'm white and I think it's so funny when black people make fun of white people.

@pilucciluccinassi8504

9 ай бұрын

So refreshing!!!

“I use cologne responsibly” 😂😂😂😂

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

Lol

@Truth15freedom

8 ай бұрын

As a person with a fragrance allergy, like 20% of the population, I appreciated that.

@jennifergersch9126

7 ай бұрын

One of the best jokes!

"We were arguing, but we were arguing in a fun way. That's America. That's what we should be doing." He's brilliant. I almost cried. 🥺

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

👋

@y.r.9401

7 ай бұрын

Most people are not cool like him & that blk. Employee thou. .

@blindship5792

7 ай бұрын

oh plz!! go to american immigration section and it is definitively NOT FUN!

His deliverance is awesome! There's no reason to be offended because he's squashing every race. I miss these types of comedy where you're able to be funny and just enjoy a good laugh.

@kathygreer2097

9 ай бұрын

Equal opportunity offender. 😂🤣

@timothyfloogle

9 ай бұрын

Lol his delivery. His deliverance is something totally different... lol speaking of deliverance i hear banjos paddle faster

@homelesshannah50

9 ай бұрын

Let a BLACK PERSON say something and see how OK it is then hypocrite

@truerealist757

9 ай бұрын

@@timothyfloogle lol i went looking for this!😂

@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

9 ай бұрын

​@@homelesshannah50they do. They say all kinds of things that a person would get crucified for.

K-Von had me laughing so much but he touched on some very important points concerning all of us...Americans. Loved his performance.

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

👋

@MarkJoseph81

9 ай бұрын

That's the point of stand-up comedy, when done right.

As a Black man, I have never snorted at a joke before until today... when he said his name in the ATL... I was done!

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

A Town!

@myke6135

8 ай бұрын

Cap. You're not black

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

@@myke6135we all are now

@kingofdragons7

8 ай бұрын

​@@myke6135you know him personally?

@myke6135

8 ай бұрын

@@kingofdragons7 Don't have to. I know BLACK!

I really love how he points out that we can be friends over our funny differences and not enemies. That what divides us can actually bring us together through the viewpoint of humor. Godspeed.

@timothyfloogle

6 ай бұрын

Truly what comedy is meant to be

@dadadadave9652

5 ай бұрын

I felt like this is how America was when I was growing up; hope America'll be back to that greatness again, where we can tease and bantor and appreciate the differences, not get all offended at every little thing

@chthulu27

5 ай бұрын

@@dadadadave9652 , agreed. The political correctness we suffer from today treats any sort of good-natured teasing as though it MUST be a mean-spirited act of evil.

I love his black voice 😆 That whole bit with TSA was hilarious.

I really love this guy, not just the jokes, but also the wholesome interactions he had! Can't wait to hear more of ya!🍻

"I'm plumb/er" Tears 😂

This man understands the 2 commandnts of comedy. 1 nothing is sacred. 2 everyone gets it in the end.

Im Latina and Im dying of laughter about the fence joke😂😂😂😂

@kvoncomedy

4 ай бұрын

👋 😊

@ivonned32

3 ай бұрын

@@kvoncomedy 🙏🏾💜✨👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@g.g.8550

Ай бұрын

Me too 😂😂

@whybekwhy

Ай бұрын

Same

Very funny! Refreshing to see a comedian not afraid to respectfully clown again instead of worrying about whom they might offend. I would pay to see your show.

"Not even real soccer, women soccer"

Yes! I love K-von. And God bless the guy who made the "under the court" joke. That was gold.

😂😂😂 I died at "I am Plumb-her" lol!!! He's one hilarious Persian comedian

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

Hi 🚽

He knocks them right out of the Park!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

Karenitas😂😂😂😂as a Hispanic, I thought this was hilarious😂

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

💃

@forwardpaunganwa4135

3 ай бұрын

Kanaynay was crazy funny too😂😂

"We need to laugh now more than ever." -Kvon Absolutely.

the perfume joke was hysterical!!!

I loved the exchange K-von had at the airport. Such fun. I really enjoyed this set. I hope to see more of him.

@Trijem

9 ай бұрын

Take it easy, it's my 1st day! 😂😅😂😅

This guy is funny. We are too easily offended. There’s so much to laugh at about people.

I’m gonna walk to X-ray machine BLACK! That’s not how we walk! It’s my first day shut up!😂😂😂 I love dry bar comedy

Speak it!! The truth is the BEST comedy!! LOL

I love this guy...unapologetically funny. Keep up the good work! No race spared. 😂

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

U made my day!!! 🇺🇸

This guy is great, keeping it real.

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

tank you!

Oh, Kvon... thank you so much for standing for the truth AND being so funny ❤ 😂

as a Persian I totally approve and love your work. keep up the great work K-von!

@kvoncomedy

7 ай бұрын

👋

Loved his first special. I'm glad to see he's back, he is hilarious.

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

I am working on a tird special LOLLLLL

@sebastian_manuells

9 ай бұрын

Tird/ Turd Got the reference. 😂 It was a great show. Love from India.

@DocteurSnow

9 ай бұрын

@@sebastian_manuells Lol, I read it quickly and completely missed it. That's gold. With tird, you have something to show for it.

@edithdlp8045

9 ай бұрын

​@@DocteurSnowthanks for reminding me of his first especial. It was fantastic.

@AG-M23

9 ай бұрын

Kvon never left.

This might be the funniest guy on earth! No swearing or vulgarity.

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

👋 ❤

Yes! We CAN laugh at ourselves!

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

we can... but I wonder WHO CAN'T. we must avoid those types

@rickfromthecape3135

9 ай бұрын

@@kvoncomedy And we must keep them from cancelling people like this comedian!

Too good, a real peacemaker soldier.

I just love watching this guy, I'm Mexican, and the joke he said about us is whe I gave him the like

Man! 😂😂😂You remind me when I was in the military! Which was many moons ago when we used to joke about each other and we laughed about! Those were the days!

Tap dancing through the landmines. Well done!

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

Yesss 💥

I'm super offended at how hilarious this is hahahahahahahaha

You’re very funny. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

my pleasure

Appreciate that someone celebrates our differences and chooses to laugh

dont take yourself too seriously and you can laugh about things like that...love this kind of humor

The Subaru haircut joke had me cracking up. 😅 Had to go back and edit my comment because the airport bit... hysterical and exactly what we should be like in America. Would pay to see him. Great job!

I am still laughing at the real soccer joke!

Easily one of the funniest standup videos I’ve seen 😂

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

👋

For a longest time, we all forgot to laugh. Thanks Kei Von Mo Eazi.

I'm gonna apologize, if you can tell me... When's their next game. (Silence) Best Bill Burr burn I've heard in a while! 😂😂❤

"It's my first day, shut up!" 😆

Funny without being raunchy. Love it.

Lol, this is so true. Everyone is too sensitive today, no one can even have a different opinion or perspective anymore.

*"On being offended still remember your first video on the blind man. He was facing the wrong way but he was smiling"* 😂😂😂😂 *Hilarious set that and this one and the many shorts in between* 👍🤠

OMG! Freaking hilarious! Dude you were killing it!! 🤣

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

hiiiii

@dinahpalmer6177

9 ай бұрын

@@kvoncomedy Hi K-von, how are you?

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

@@dinahpalmer6177hi there. Good tank u

@dinahpalmer6177

9 ай бұрын

@@kvoncomedy that's good to hear...I'm doing good myself

"Thats not how we walk," "It's my first day shut up!" *dies*

He's the greatest half Persian comedian of all time,

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

yessss!!!

I laughed so much. K-von is really brilliant as a comedian. I miss those good old days when people would take joke as a joke, not interpreting it to be an offensive or hateful statement and feel so hurt for being a victim. We had a good time those days. Everyone laughed and smiled and made friends.

I love this guy. He always makes me laugh Glad he is back in dry bar

K-von never disappoints.

Saw him in Vancouver 10 years ago and even then it was obviously he was on his way!

@kvoncomedy

8 ай бұрын

👋

Wow did I need that laugh in mah belly!!! Thank you so much. More please! 🤣🤣🤣

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

yes yes yes

The last joke about Ke-Bon funniest 😂 shift ever.

Brilliant!! This should be streamed in public places 24/7/365 until everybody actually GETS it.

@johnbeckman492

4 ай бұрын

YES!

As a member of that church I can confirm we have some of the fastest clean ups ever. Ive seen potlucks and parties for hundreds of people are taken down in 5 minutes.

Loved ke-von , mo-easeyyy part . Im still laughing as im writing this 🤣 Thank you for the laughs! I need em!

@kvoncomedy

7 ай бұрын

LoL

That Will Smith reference was hilarious!! 😂

First time hearing this guy and love’em already! 😂

No one would be able to tell him when the next men's soccer game is either.

Finally a comedian with enough gusto to keep up with the times.

I love Kvon! My great grandmother is from Iran! I am Korean and Turkic/Persian and I drive a Subaru LOL! The dark eyes got me because I have them!!!

,,it's my first day'' got me holding my stomach on the floor

I am over the moon to hear a joke about ingrate Rapino! 😂👏🏻

Adorable the airport situation..like two kids playing..sweet,..harmless and very funny... that is my kind of joke :)))

One of the funniest comedy bits I've ever seen in my life😂😂

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

u rock!

People sincerely enjoying each other's quirks and differences. I love this!

I love and appreciate DRY BAR‼️Every comedian has me laughing so hard and guess what, no filth, no dirty words and no shaming anyone. Thanks you fun wonderful comedians and DRY BAR for the laughs. 😊

🤣😂🤣 Fantastic!!! Best support group for normal people ever!!!

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

Yesss

He's hilarious 😂

"Ill meat you under the court; we'll go get some tacos!" 💀💀💀Thats hilarious K-von, didn't expect you returning to that joke

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

Truthhhh. Love an impromptu callback

Finally I've been waiting for him to come back forever 😭

@jessicablank6470

9 ай бұрын

Me too!

I watched his first comedy and it was just awesome. Glad to see he’s back. 💃🏽💃🏽

"its my first day, shut up" killed me 🙂

Love, love, love this!! 😂😂

And.its CLEAN!!!!!

"Not even real soccer, women's soccer" 😂 2:00

That´s what comedy should be all about. Just be funny, like Kvon.

@chanthana7694

9 ай бұрын

I can't believe how many people complain or get offended.

4:15 100% so true. I work with a few Persians and they definitely use way too much cologne.

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

lolllll

@Trijem

9 ай бұрын

The French are also frequently accused of using too much cologne. 😅

I love Dry Bar, no cursing, just pure humor. Kevon is funny!

That was really funny! He indeed has a very good sense of humour and I love his sarcasm, too (Rapinoe... )

the tsa part was AWESOME dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm Hispanic and love the Latino joke.

Dead at the Subaru joke 😂

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

🚗 🧑🏽‍🎤

This guy is to good😂

This was surprising refreshing

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

:) tank you!

@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

9 ай бұрын

​@@philmickey7247he probably prefers females, so go flirt with realemonful.

@philmickey7247

9 ай бұрын

@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt :) tank you!

@seedsoflove7684

9 ай бұрын

​@@kvoncomedyjust work on the black walk, K-von, bc the accent rocks!

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

@@seedsoflove7684okkk ✊🏾

Soooo hilarious!!! Love you.

My favorite English speaking standup comedian!🎉❤

I know you're joking but you dodged a bullet. They'll straight up charge you $60+ for your $10 haircut 😂 you lucked out

He's got the x factor.Very funny.😊

K-Von, you are a funny lad. I totally understand you are proud of you Persian half ... but, being half Scottish myself (the other half is English), let me tell you this. I get all my dry sense of humour and sarcasm from the Scottish part! There are so many jokes you could tell about the Scots. I can ream someone upside the head and down the other side, be totally serious, and the person thinks I am funny, and laughs. At that point I may need to use "the look", then he or she knows I am serious. I would love to hear more of the Scottish side come out in you. I have a couple of Margarets in the family, and they would also like to hear more. I am thankful I found you, because you always make me laugh!

I love this guys comedy ❤😊😂

@kvoncomedy

9 ай бұрын

you rock

"It is becoming increasingly difficult to be tolerant of a society who has sympathy only for the misfits, only for the maladjusted, only for the criminal, only for the loser." - Vince Lombardi

I grew up in the time that America was like this. I so miss it.

They also use "rude" to try to force you to do what "they" want you to do.