Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes
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You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.
@owenwilliams105
3 жыл бұрын
Please dont use such disgusting words as heck
@user-hp9bl6oc1f
3 жыл бұрын
@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^
@owenwilliams105
3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)
@owenwilliams105
3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.
@malikapollard3618
Жыл бұрын
Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.
That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere
@GirGir183
Жыл бұрын
I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.
@muleyamwiinga3988
Жыл бұрын
Typical Parkinson
@DetlefDSoooS
10 ай бұрын
that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha
The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.
@danlewis3185
4 жыл бұрын
I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣
@ArcticWolf-qd6ev
3 жыл бұрын
@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂
What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.
@kellingtonlink956
4 жыл бұрын
I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.
@rodrigobento4570
4 жыл бұрын
@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?
@frankcorral4981
4 жыл бұрын
I want to meet Tracy!
@OdinTheFrog
4 жыл бұрын
Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya
@olenilsen4660
4 жыл бұрын
@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D
the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol
@AlexandraVioletta
3 жыл бұрын
I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...
"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?" "STOP" He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!
Best comedian ever🤣
@Gematrinator
4 жыл бұрын
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all
@Nikola5982
4 жыл бұрын
He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!
@BearLite
4 жыл бұрын
@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!
@sethgaston845
3 жыл бұрын
Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.
@filmfelineadmin
3 жыл бұрын
Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense
With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.
@ZakB96
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment😂😂
"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.
Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.
@ieuan._.ch4n945
4 жыл бұрын
rivans 😂
@kermitmurder5536
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol
@stayingloyaltonaymencke606
3 жыл бұрын
True that's what I like
@stayingloyaltonaymencke606
3 жыл бұрын
He's Prof in all meanings of comedy
Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.
@nnyv0040
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@dpcmufc8798
3 жыл бұрын
Where you from then?
@Shiki0414
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@davidwilcox5173
3 жыл бұрын
I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂
bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...
Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose
@blaizepatterson2382
3 жыл бұрын
Bet tht hurt 😂
@cubiclelemur
3 жыл бұрын
I did that with my bang energy.
@daviesdavies538
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...
I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂
So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣
The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣
Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious! I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!
I needed a great laugh today Thank you
Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!
That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭
"Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh
Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary
This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)
I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.
Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!
Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!
I used to be married... but Im better now
@princezs1907
3 жыл бұрын
good for you
@daviesdavies538
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh
That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂
“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣
Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny
Jimmy always makes me laugh
absolutely brilliant!!!!
This is great!
Made my day!
The ending is perfect
Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!
i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂
@filmfelineadmin
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol
@V01Dplays
3 жыл бұрын
That’s generally how comedy works
@ebsmith86
3 жыл бұрын
50
We need to laugh now more than ever.
Love this guy.
thank you Jimmy, very cool
Ur the funniest man ever 😂
Best short jokes ever
Legend
Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .
2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit
possibly the best yet
You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁
9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪
Smashing video
GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣
8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...
@dreliq981
4 жыл бұрын
They both did it to her
@user-mc6zk8tc8c
4 жыл бұрын
She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.
Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??
That last line though was deadly.
great start to an evening
@dreliq981
4 жыл бұрын
Morning for me
Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored
@jamesorme6296
4 жыл бұрын
Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show
@GOONER.1886
4 жыл бұрын
james orme it’s a bot account
Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!
@Karajorma
4 жыл бұрын
There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.
This dude is QUICK with answering heckles
Love you're video
What an ending😂😂😂😂
3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv
This guy laugh is the new thing=))
Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?
@philliphayden2727
4 жыл бұрын
How amazing was that?!?!
@Live-by2vk
3 жыл бұрын
Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it
Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!
Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke
🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times
When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..
@welshgit
4 жыл бұрын
2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/
@SoulTouchMusic93
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!
@alnotterbot5590
3 жыл бұрын
But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?
@willdenoble1898
3 жыл бұрын
Al Notterbot hahahaha
@bogdanbuda8118
3 жыл бұрын
When this was still ok to do...
Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far
Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks
lol, the coil. I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.
This video should have more views
Tracy is lovely.
Hilarious!!!!!!
That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂
hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD
@bonoxchampion3820
3 жыл бұрын
@Phantom yes i do love adblocker
😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest
badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO
Tracy! You are famous
I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.
I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."
A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground
Which show is this sketch from?
0:32 hahaha
Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo
I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍
Went to see him before laughter all night.
At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.
Name of full show please?
He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor
AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON
Come to Australia ( Adelaide)
Lol
Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.
@MartinWillett
4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If KZread think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.
@SqueekyBums
4 жыл бұрын
@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
and always remember - the best way to make a hormone - don't pay her .
I have a bag of chip!
just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona
Taking bedroom advice from Jimmy is like taking surfing advice from an aquaphobe.....
@drew-shourd
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha....who doesn't enjoy fuckin with someone who enjoys fuckin with someone??...it's all good!
I still wonder if tracy and steve hooked up
@followdg
3 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for that update!
@vincentvega1438
3 жыл бұрын
Probably in the disabled toilet
He looks like Glenn Quagmire.
@ADerpyReality
4 жыл бұрын
He is Glen Quagmire.
@billysinge8977
3 жыл бұрын
ADerpyReality GIGGITY GIGGITY CRABBITY GIGGITY