Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

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You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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  • @HunGredy
    @HunGredy4 жыл бұрын

    That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

  • @owenwilliams105

    @owenwilliams105

    3 жыл бұрын

    Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

  • @user-hp9bl6oc1f

    @user-hp9bl6oc1f

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

  • @owenwilliams105

    @owenwilliams105

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

  • @owenwilliams105

    @owenwilliams105

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

  • @malikapollard3618

    @malikapollard3618

    Жыл бұрын

    Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

  • @Andrerc0
    @Andrerc03 жыл бұрын

    That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

  • @GirGir183

    @GirGir183

    Жыл бұрын

    I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

  • @muleyamwiinga3988

    @muleyamwiinga3988

    Жыл бұрын

    Typical Parkinson

  • @DetlefDSoooS

    @DetlefDSoooS

    10 ай бұрын

    that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

  • @bels3873
    @bels38734 жыл бұрын

    The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

  • @danlewis3185

    @danlewis3185

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

  • @ArcticWolf-qd6ev

    @ArcticWolf-qd6ev

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink9564 жыл бұрын

    What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

  • @kellingtonlink956

    @kellingtonlink956

    4 жыл бұрын

    I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

  • @rodrigobento4570

    @rodrigobento4570

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

  • @frankcorral4981

    @frankcorral4981

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want to meet Tracy!

  • @OdinTheFrog

    @OdinTheFrog

    4 жыл бұрын

    Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

  • @olenilsen4660

    @olenilsen4660

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb19904 жыл бұрын

    the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

  • @AlexandraVioletta

    @AlexandraVioletta

    3 жыл бұрын

    I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...

  • @johndoe-pm3wu
    @johndoe-pm3wu3 жыл бұрын

    "what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?" "STOP" He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

  • @hugojourdain9157
    @hugojourdain91574 жыл бұрын

    Best comedian ever🤣

  • @Gematrinator

    @Gematrinator

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

  • @Nikola5982

    @Nikola5982

    4 жыл бұрын

    He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

  • @BearLite

    @BearLite

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

  • @sethgaston845

    @sethgaston845

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

  • @filmfelineadmin

    @filmfelineadmin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

  • @austincannon4177
    @austincannon41774 жыл бұрын

    With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

  • @ZakB96

    @ZakB96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment😂😂

  • @renragged
    @renragged4 жыл бұрын

    "We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

  • @eck2x
    @eck2x4 жыл бұрын

    Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.

  • @ieuan._.ch4n945

    @ieuan._.ch4n945

    4 жыл бұрын

    rivans 😂

  • @kermitmurder5536

    @kermitmurder5536

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol

  • @stayingloyaltonaymencke606

    @stayingloyaltonaymencke606

    3 жыл бұрын

    True that's what I like

  • @stayingloyaltonaymencke606

    @stayingloyaltonaymencke606

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's Prof in all meanings of comedy

  • @bustermk2
    @bustermk23 жыл бұрын

    Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

  • @nnyv0040

    @nnyv0040

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @dpcmufc8798

    @dpcmufc8798

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where you from then?

  • @Shiki0414

    @Shiki0414

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @davidwilcox5173

    @davidwilcox5173

    3 жыл бұрын

    I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @deansmith4752
    @deansmith47524 жыл бұрын

    bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

  • @peterperfik2126
    @peterperfik21263 жыл бұрын

    Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose

  • @blaizepatterson2382

    @blaizepatterson2382

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bet tht hurt 😂

  • @cubiclelemur

    @cubiclelemur

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did that with my bang energy.

  • @daviesdavies538

    @daviesdavies538

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...

  • @roonieramshaw929
    @roonieramshaw9293 жыл бұрын

    I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

  • @Againsttherulescouk
    @Againsttherulescouk3 жыл бұрын

    So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

  • @kevinwaag9976
    @kevinwaag99763 жыл бұрын

    The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣

  • @wttao39
    @wttao394 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious! I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!

  • @markwagner4909
    @markwagner49094 жыл бұрын

    I needed a great laugh today Thank you

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!

  • @GlorifiedGameplay
    @GlorifiedGameplay4 жыл бұрын

    That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy49763 жыл бұрын

    "Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh

  • @jamesorme6296
    @jamesorme62964 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov694 жыл бұрын

    This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

  • @gerrywood-chromick363
    @gerrywood-chromick3633 жыл бұрын

    I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

  • @neuro1996
    @neuro19964 жыл бұрын

    Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

  • @anthonywstanton
    @anthonywstanton4 жыл бұрын

    Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

  • @halkael2317
    @halkael23174 жыл бұрын

    I used to be married... but Im better now

  • @princezs1907

    @princezs1907

    3 жыл бұрын

    good for you

  • @daviesdavies538

    @daviesdavies538

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh

  • @goodvibrations2751
    @goodvibrations27514 жыл бұрын

    That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

  • @michaelgalt388
    @michaelgalt388 Жыл бұрын

    “Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

  • @SkyValleySpaceCadet
    @SkyValleySpaceCadet4 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

  • @viperishzeus147
    @viperishzeus1474 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy always makes me laugh

  • @denverbowen4430
    @denverbowen44303 жыл бұрын

    absolutely brilliant!!!!

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp3 жыл бұрын

    This is great!

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza45844 жыл бұрын

    Made my day!

  • @godsperfectfailures796
    @godsperfectfailures7963 жыл бұрын

    The ending is perfect

  • @Shelldamage
    @Shelldamage4 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!

  • @Fuyuzuki168
    @Fuyuzuki1684 жыл бұрын

    i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂

  • @filmfelineadmin

    @filmfelineadmin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol

  • @V01Dplays

    @V01Dplays

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s generally how comedy works

  • @ebsmith86

    @ebsmith86

    3 жыл бұрын

    50

  • @RitchieRosson
    @RitchieRosson3 жыл бұрын

    We need to laugh now more than ever.

  • @jordanu6501
    @jordanu65014 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy.

  • @kieranwatts8037
    @kieranwatts80374 жыл бұрын

    thank you Jimmy, very cool

  • @Burga1
    @Burga14 жыл бұрын

    Ur the funniest man ever 😂

  • @gibson3661
    @gibson36613 жыл бұрын

    Best short jokes ever

  • @calvinteh3297
    @calvinteh32974 жыл бұрын

    Legend

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom26844 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .

  • @Attackonmuffin
    @Attackonmuffin3 жыл бұрын

    2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

  • @stevehudson1111
    @stevehudson11112 жыл бұрын

    possibly the best yet

  • @abeerkhatoon1971
    @abeerkhatoon19713 жыл бұрын

    You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁

  • @tomfletcher6385
    @tomfletcher63854 жыл бұрын

    9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

  • @scottishbanta9682
    @scottishbanta96824 жыл бұрын

    Smashing video

  • @connagh11
    @connagh113 жыл бұрын

    GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣

  • @Paul-324
    @Paul-3244 жыл бұрын

    8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...

  • @dreliq981

    @dreliq981

    4 жыл бұрын

    They both did it to her

  • @user-mc6zk8tc8c

    @user-mc6zk8tc8c

    4 жыл бұрын

    She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.

  • @jamesbarrows5003
    @jamesbarrows50034 жыл бұрын

    Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy49763 жыл бұрын

    That last line though was deadly.

  • @matejrojko5812
    @matejrojko58124 жыл бұрын

    great start to an evening

  • @dreliq981

    @dreliq981

    4 жыл бұрын

    Morning for me

  • @wonnelzoldilock7758
    @wonnelzoldilock77584 жыл бұрын

    Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

  • @jamesorme6296

    @jamesorme6296

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

  • @GOONER.1886

    @GOONER.1886

    4 жыл бұрын

    james orme it’s a bot account

  • @markevans7860
    @markevans78604 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

  • @Karajorma

    @Karajorma

    4 жыл бұрын

    There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

  • @angelarredondo611
    @angelarredondo6113 жыл бұрын

    This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

  • @MW-wz9dh
    @MW-wz9dh4 жыл бұрын

    Love you're video

  • @priyankbisht6229
    @priyankbisht62293 жыл бұрын

    What an ending😂😂😂😂

  • @dhanikaponnamperuma9145
    @dhanikaponnamperuma91454 жыл бұрын

    3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv

  • @grozafitza4913
    @grozafitza49133 жыл бұрын

    This guy laugh is the new thing=))

  • @robinfritz3729
    @robinfritz37294 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

  • @philliphayden2727

    @philliphayden2727

    4 жыл бұрын

    How amazing was that?!?!

  • @Live-by2vk

    @Live-by2vk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

  • @chrisadams2728
    @chrisadams27283 жыл бұрын

    Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

  • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105
    @utubetrutharrowmichael-and91053 жыл бұрын

    Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

  • @alanrosenau6806
    @alanrosenau68064 жыл бұрын

    🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

  • @jusbetson
    @jusbetson4 жыл бұрын

    When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

  • @welshgit

    @welshgit

    4 жыл бұрын

    2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/

  • @SoulTouchMusic93

    @SoulTouchMusic93

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!

  • @alnotterbot5590

    @alnotterbot5590

    3 жыл бұрын

    But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?

  • @willdenoble1898

    @willdenoble1898

    3 жыл бұрын

    Al Notterbot hahahaha

  • @bogdanbuda8118

    @bogdanbuda8118

    3 жыл бұрын

    When this was still ok to do...

  • @ronaldbowles1278
    @ronaldbowles12782 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

  • @mickey0303
    @mickey0303 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

  • @CynicalOldDwarf
    @CynicalOldDwarf3 жыл бұрын

    lol, the coil. I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair5524 жыл бұрын

    This video should have more views

  • @kyrie4451
    @kyrie44514 жыл бұрын

    Tracy is lovely.

  • @henkie8871
    @henkie887110 ай бұрын

    Hilarious!!!!!!

  • @markc1894
    @markc18943 жыл бұрын

    That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker4 жыл бұрын

    hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD

  • @bonoxchampion3820

    @bonoxchampion3820

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Phantom yes i do love adblocker

  • @AlukardTheDeathknight
    @AlukardTheDeathknight3 жыл бұрын

    😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

  • @xtc79
    @xtc793 жыл бұрын

    badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

  • @mrsanchaz2003
    @mrsanchaz2003 Жыл бұрын

    Tracy! You are famous

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 Жыл бұрын

    I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.

  • @hollybigelow5337
    @hollybigelow5337 Жыл бұрын

    I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

  • @keeganrichard8508
    @keeganrichard85083 жыл бұрын

    A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

  • @erikeriksen6685
    @erikeriksen66853 жыл бұрын

    Which show is this sketch from?

  • @jessepeeletersonamazin7952
    @jessepeeletersonamazin79522 жыл бұрын

    0:32 hahaha

  • @kevy4548
    @kevy45484 жыл бұрын

    Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍

  • @paulatreanor5566
    @paulatreanor556611 ай бұрын

    Went to see him before laughter all night.

  • @johnmatrix7003
    @johnmatrix70033 жыл бұрын

    At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.

  • @demonwhisper1543
    @demonwhisper15433 жыл бұрын

    Name of full show please?

  • @craigthornton1971
    @craigthornton19713 жыл бұрын

    He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor

  • @bartersmile508
    @bartersmile5083 жыл бұрын

    AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON

  • @therealgamer4065
    @therealgamer40654 жыл бұрын

    Come to Australia ( Adelaide)

  • @olibewell5020
    @olibewell50204 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @SqueekyBums
    @SqueekyBums4 жыл бұрын

    Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

  • @MartinWillett

    @MartinWillett

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If KZread think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

  • @SqueekyBums

    @SqueekyBums

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

  • @thisisnotmyname274
    @thisisnotmyname2743 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @Jack_2004
    @Jack_20044 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @rick-kx7gy
    @rick-kx7gy4 жыл бұрын

    and always remember - the best way to make a hormone - don't pay her .

  • @AdolfAuschwitz79
    @AdolfAuschwitz793 жыл бұрын

    I have a bag of chip!

  • @hockysa
    @hockysa3 жыл бұрын

    just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona

  • @drew-shourd
    @drew-shourd4 жыл бұрын

    Taking bedroom advice from Jimmy is like taking surfing advice from an aquaphobe.....

  • @drew-shourd

    @drew-shourd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha....who doesn't enjoy fuckin with someone who enjoys fuckin with someone??...it's all good!

  • @mangwenigumede5574
    @mangwenigumede55744 жыл бұрын

    I still wonder if tracy and steve hooked up

  • @followdg

    @followdg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Still waiting for that update!

  • @vincentvega1438

    @vincentvega1438

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably in the disabled toilet

  • @billysinge8977
    @billysinge89774 жыл бұрын

    He looks like Glenn Quagmire.

  • @ADerpyReality

    @ADerpyReality

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is Glen Quagmire.

  • @billysinge8977

    @billysinge8977

    3 жыл бұрын

    ADerpyReality GIGGITY GIGGITY CRABBITY GIGGITY

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