To watch the full special - kzread.info/dash/bejne/mqNt1Llsd7vafqQ.html

@petehill8885

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy , you are very naughty.

@piplee1439

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes about dead children..... how risqué. Eton? Harrowing?

@laikyjunior8549

Жыл бұрын

Who are you compare to Michael.

You work in the childrens section of a adult book store 😂😂

@jamesbutler6253

2 жыл бұрын

Shop

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy has a quick wit

As a former leukemia skinhead myself I approve this video. Jimmy should never stop smashing the boundaries of comedy.

I thought he was gonna say "If I was a billionaire pedophile, I would have a lot more money."

@olivierl2172

3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity.

@scottakasprite

3 жыл бұрын

Well done Sir!!

@johnj3905

3 жыл бұрын

And that’s why he’s the comedian. Don’t quit your day job.

@ScottAntonio4181

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnj3905 somebody was touched as a child apparently.

@johnj3905

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScottAntonio4181 Another zinger.

8:36 Jimmy Carr laughing normally . . . *Holds up a cross*

8:37 a real laugh spotted! What is this conspiracy??

@adahmagalhaes2935

3 жыл бұрын

Ledjent see #squareonemj KZread or Amazon prime

@Bibibosh

3 жыл бұрын

The laughter was in reverse like the footage was replayed backwards.

@stayingloyaltonaymencke606

3 жыл бұрын

No it's true check it

@SuperSky9

3 жыл бұрын

IKR!

Brilliant!

@fixedflipper646

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ItisSusan

3 жыл бұрын

Always ✨ 😂

@adahmagalhaes2935

3 жыл бұрын

Regan P ridiculous!!👎👎👎

@adahmagalhaes2935

3 жыл бұрын

See o documentário squareonemj Amazon prime

@SadKnight1484

3 жыл бұрын

Bravo!

This is such fantastic breakfast accompaniment. An absolutely must see live comedian. When we can

4:02 Why does the guy look like he's trying hard not to laugh? Like he knows its a dirty joke and doesn't want to laugh at it but he simply cannot help himself?

@loretapriedite535

3 жыл бұрын

haaa jokes my have { jhmiyy

*Never gets old! Like listening to a song you love... you want to hear it more than once.*

Google says net worth $16m so only $984m to go Jimmy.

I love how awkward everyone was after the joke about domestic violence. the whole room became much more silent after that.

@aurakatie99

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t like that bit :(

@rickyp6815

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that original either.

@Someone-sk8cg

2 жыл бұрын

Trained them well

@aurakatie99

2 жыл бұрын

@Steven Wade 😭😭😭😭

@Kyharra

8 ай бұрын

@@aurakatie99 k

Is there any type of comedy that Jimmy genuinely finds offensive?

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

Not that I've been able to discern

@RureLyther

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyjames4247 he really likes those tho, we need to dig deeper

@scottakasprite

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyjames4247 8 out of 10 cats spent almost half a show on that topic and he was joking right along with them

@ari1234a

3 жыл бұрын

I think any joke/comedy can be offensive. What is more important than being offensive to me at least is, if its funny.

@carlisroy6666

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know about offensive but he's gone on record saying he'd never joke about the Hillsborough disaster.

Another great post, glad I'm up so late. Thank you again and take care, Mate 💚💛

This is a man who isnt afraid of offending anyone

@XAMAKA...

6 ай бұрын

Only With securitys

Now thats a quality thumbnail

I don't know if it's okay to laugh on his jokes but they're so funny.

@blackmore4

2 жыл бұрын

How d'you laugh "on" a joke?

@BobbyB_HBO

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackmore4 oooo your smart

@blackmore4

2 жыл бұрын

@@BobbyB_HBO Not particularly but the inappropriate overuse of "on" is interesting. _Everything_ seems to be "on" something these days.

Made my day 😂

That Rock n Roll thing got me

8:36 did...... did..... jimmy carr just laughed normally?

@adahmagalhaes2935

3 жыл бұрын

Lord Bunny see #squareonemj Amazon prime or KZread

@Bibibosh

3 жыл бұрын

No. Somebody edited the clip in reverse.

Producer:...here's the line.....its a big line...do you see the line.....can you acknowledge the line..please before we let you out.. Jimmy: zooooooom Producer: why did we even bother!

"You work at the children's section of the adult book store?" and he should have continued "Did Michael Jackson ever visit?" :D

@uriel5951

3 жыл бұрын

thats not funny

@blackmore4

2 жыл бұрын

@@uriel5951 Yes it is.

@uriel5951

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackmore4 to you.

It's good to laugh. Everyone is so serious!

You’re absolutely hilarious!

Jimmy is the BEST! Sick like me.. love his humor.

8:37 Whoa!! When did Jimmy learn to laugh like a human?

@carolyntalbot947

3 жыл бұрын

I think that gasping inward laugh might be a gimmick;-)

@scipioafricanus5871

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolyntalbot947 no it was clubbing a seal...

@Bibibosh

3 жыл бұрын

... pretty sure somebody edited that clip backwards.

"Did we just say defecate at will and you were off?"Lmfao that cracked me up.

8:36 ... that laugh caught me off guard

8:56

What year is this gig?

@bhew7409

3 жыл бұрын

1975

Said it before I’ll say it again. Best comedian ever!

@maxwellblaze7902

2 жыл бұрын

Not even close to the best but yeah he’s good

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

say it again

I can't get enough of Jimmy

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

Does "jimmy" mean sex?

Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up

@dielaughing73

3 жыл бұрын

Where did you put your thumbs?

@StarBoy-bb7wu

3 жыл бұрын

@@dielaughing73 up

no '' people with tourettes, what makes them tick?'' joke at the end? Shame

@nicpardon1057

3 жыл бұрын

communist

Damn Jimmy, you cheer me up in these times of madness :)

It only feels like yesterday that we had comedians like this who actually told jokes and audiences that had the intelligence to know they were just jokes.

You are the master Mr. Carr! Bravo sir!

How old is this recording?

8:36 Jimmy's real laugh?

@simeondermaats

3 жыл бұрын

If that were his real laugh, why would he fake it with *that* inhaling laugh?

@RetroAlarm

3 жыл бұрын

@@simeondermaats Something to standout from the sea of comedians, to help people remember him, perhaps?

@arya6085

3 жыл бұрын

@@RetroAlarm I've seen this everywhere, he doesn't put on a laugh. Sometimes he just laughs differently and like a normal human being

Well. Today is the day Michael Jackson was proven innocent.

@sabbracadabra8367

2 жыл бұрын

Really what happened?

@richardkovacs2006

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabbracadabra8367 court kicked out Robson and Safechuck. Despite California law was amended last year, so that they can sue MJ Estate... seems there was no case... again.

@sabbracadabra8367

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardkovacs2006 My god.

@richardkovacs2006

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabbracadabra8367 No. Your court and justice system. At least it works, even when pushed by legislation and media. There was no case years ago and there is no case now. No wonder, if their e-mails prove how they made up the whole story....

@sabbracadabra8367

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardkovacs2006 Is that not fraud? Or defamation or something?

8:34 did he just laughed correctly?

I actually have cyberdog clothes, that's brilliant.

#Mjinnocent

Thanks for dropping the Tourette's outro bit. It's gotten really annoying on repetition.

Wether or not Jackson did or did not tail end kids, that trial was a frame job.

@adahmagalhaes2935

3 жыл бұрын

William Winder yes MJ innocent!! See #squareonemj Amazon Prime ou KZread

@TJ-nu8wb

3 жыл бұрын

Watch Loving Neverland and learn the truth

@kurtcobainswife3849

3 жыл бұрын

Michael is innocent

@adahmagalhaes2935

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Michael is innocent!

@goo_90

2 жыл бұрын

Innocent

MJ innocent !

@Hotmaildotcomz

3 жыл бұрын

lel

@TheInvincibleOne

3 жыл бұрын

I Agree

@danielmj7284

3 жыл бұрын

MJ innocent

@armandvasquez2704

3 жыл бұрын

Innocent!

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

what about OJ

6:01 is that Jess Phillips?

"Odd socks for Africa" That's actually genius.

@snowfloofcathug

3 жыл бұрын

Miles Law Except they already have their correct foot socks and will throw away their wrong foot socks to some other poor bugger, so now they have twice the socks among them to use :(

Proper comedian Jimmy Carr....

When you find out that KZread stealthily unsubbed you from Jimmy

Some of the audience look so miserable

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

They're British

@daystate123

2 жыл бұрын

@@justayoutuber1906 lol

6:01 omg she's really beautiful

@LeonJones-xn5kc

3 жыл бұрын

She’s lovely in she

@dreambig3785

3 жыл бұрын

Nah lol

@kianhughes6309

3 жыл бұрын

Are you nuts? I’d take the bloke on the right before her

@maluboy23

3 жыл бұрын

@@kianhughes6309 I'm sure you would

@theworldbreaker

2 жыл бұрын

She is quite pretty

LOL what a legend

A night out's not the right phrase 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jimmy is the Man, he speaks the truth, love him.

It's not nice or funny to joke about something so serious, but at least Michael is innocent.

Top comedian

Old socks to Africa! Great idea 💡

@zapkvr

3 жыл бұрын

*odd*

@humanchannel7825

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen you before

@KapNMorgaN

3 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr strange

I'm not sure. There's a lot of misinformation being spread by some of the people that think he's guilty. But there's also a lot of misinformation being spread by some of the people that think he's innocent. So it takes a lot of effort to sift through all that and pick a side. On a lighter note though, that's a solid joke. Classic Jimmy Carr.

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that whole process call a court case? evidence, testimony, etc. But trials do get it wrong...look at OJ

@yeshuacarey959

2 жыл бұрын

Misinformation by people who think he's innocent such as,?

@lennymice2261

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeshuacarey959 Like the claim that James had been declared off limits to testify before the trial began. Or the claim that James said that things happened in Eurodisney before Eurodisney had opened. Or the claim that Jordan was given sodium amytal. Or the claim that Michael was investigated by the FBI for 10 years. Or the claim that Jordan's description didn't match the photos. Or the claim that Michael never slept alone in bed with boys. Or the claim that the prosecution tampered with evidence to get fingerprints onto a magazine. And that's just off the top of my head.

@yeshuacarey959

2 жыл бұрын

I still have not received a response from you and it seems like I'm not, you mj haters are cowards !!

@lennymice2261

2 жыл бұрын

Such as the claim that James had been declared off limits to testify before the trial began. Or the claim that James said that things happened in Eurodisney before Eurodisney had opened. Or the claim that Jordan was given sodium amytal. Or the claim that Michael was investigated by the FBI for 10 years. Or the claim that Jordan's description didn't match the photos. Or the claim that Michael never slept alone in bed with boys. Or the claim that the prosecution tampered with evidence to get fingerprints onto a magazine.

Jimmys Stepford Wife clinic eh . Love it

The skinheads down the front didn't like it🤣🤣🤣

This guys an absolute legend

@jazmorrison9030

Жыл бұрын

He’s a bellend more like

I burst out in laughter when an ad for dumpTrump came on 😂

I would trust Michael Jackson with my kids over his accusers any day. Lmao.

@clashroyaldeckgameplay2933

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not accusers it’s victims

@mjedits8357

3 жыл бұрын

@@clashroyaldeckgameplay2933 no, it's accusers. To be dumb enough to state something you don't even know is suprisingly normal for the unintelligent majority.

@MrBraddles3128

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, for your potential childrens' sake, I hope the government takes your kids away from you.

@MrBraddles3128

3 жыл бұрын

MJbestMJbest, Michael Jackson's settlement payment was about as convincing as a confession.

@paulguthrie6736

3 жыл бұрын

@@clashroyaldeckgameplay2933 thats because they cant pay u 10 million dollars lol

8:37 😓 9:27 😎

Good question?

Michael Jackson era innocente, smettete di buttare fango sul suo nome. Lui era un grande artista, un uomo straordinario, e quelli che lo criticano sono soltanto dei pagliacci. Spero che ora Michael si trovi in un posto migliore dove può riposare in pace❤️❤️❤️💕💕 i love you Michael 😔❤️

@michaeljacksonvindicated9931

3 жыл бұрын

Fafhrd 2 u don’t know the facts

@tearsorrain3073

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with you Michael is innocent ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@michaeljacksonvindicated9931

3 жыл бұрын

Gio Jackson I’m defending Michael Jackson I thought they said it was too much weird stuff going on with Michael

@saudade5784

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljacksonvindicated9931 sorry 🥺

@saudade5784

3 жыл бұрын

@Pomfromoz non era drogato, non capisco perché la gente vada dietro alle fake news, lasciatelo riposare in pace

Before covid?

#FMFOE

We all know MJ is innocent.

@OliHickton

3 жыл бұрын

Pomfromoz instagram.com/p/CErKZNIjgg1/?igshid=15hhdw0rxy9g2

@dragonragevideos4565

3 жыл бұрын

@Pomfromoz Hahaha idiot

@jason21jburg

3 жыл бұрын

Was

@anaisehouman-difou1302

3 жыл бұрын

Periodt 😌

@OliHickton

3 жыл бұрын

@REGIMENT65 he didnt, the court documents prove that wrong

I f OMG love this comedy

Lord of jokes

#MJINNOCENT

@the_biblioklept2533

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@soovi4522

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_biblioklept2533 You got any proof for that claim? It's innocent until proven guilty, you know

@tyraalleyne4975

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_biblioklept2533 he’s innocent you imbecile

Ladies and gentlemen: the quick but perverted mind of Jimmy Carr!

This is hilarious

Where is the joke at the end like the rest of your videos?

Who sang do you wanna be in my cell??

I wonder how he comes up with jokes on the fly or are the audience in on it

@donkmeister

3 жыл бұрын

It's all on the fly. That's the difference between a comedian and someone who stands on a stage telling jokes. Jimmy Carr is exceptionally quick-witted even by comedian standards, but most stand-ups at any level will interact with the crowd and get some comedy from it. You need that wit when dealing with hecklers, too. It's part of the unwritten contract of heckling that if the comedian gets laughs from his response then he wins and you stop heckling. If he just ignores the heckler then it can disrupt or even ruin the show. I think comedians get skilled at scanning the room for people who look like they will say enough to give the comedian something to work with. For better or worse I get picked quite a lot (I'm a big chap with a friendly face) but I quite like it and see it as part of the fun.

Would you let your children go to Michael Jackson's house Answer Yes, if they were Girls!!!!

Sadly Jackson was abused by his father so much his brain stalled at 10 years old. His father even wanted to get him fixed so he could keep singing high notes. The people I blame are the people who took his money and did not tell him what was going on was wrong.

@andycameron8964

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't know what was going on mental age of 10 but was allowed to bring his kids up while abusing kids

@lolajean243

Жыл бұрын

Just bcz u r abused u don't get the right to abuse and take kids . or become evil . a lot poeple were abused and they turned out to be kind not evil , its a choice

@Denetros

10 ай бұрын

@@lolajean243do you have proof

I know these Michael Jackson jokes are messed up, but as a MoonWalker to me this is funny to me if about this stuff

@raiden8991

Жыл бұрын

Then forget being a Moonwalker if these are funny to you.

@cc3374K

Жыл бұрын

@@raiden8991 no

@raiden8991

Жыл бұрын

@@cc3374K you're a fake fan if you entertain this bullsh!t slander about Michael.

Quick wit with aptly focused hard hitting areas. Comedians broaching topics that the Murdoch owned media quashes

No. But his victims were. 'till they met him, of course.

@mjedits8357

3 жыл бұрын

Logic says alleged victims. Don't be dumb.

Ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli

ummm chile anyways so....mj innocent

@seandamenacee4767

2 жыл бұрын

@Ailsa Ni cap

Mj was innocent and still is #mjisnotapedo

Def innocent ... 👍🏻🤷🏼‍♂️

"D" list celebrity? Is that international or UK only? Because you seem pretty up there in the UK. I guess next to Chris Pratt you may compare badly, but in comedic circles, you're right at the top with Dave Chappelle.

People with tourettes...

@spider-man6088

3 жыл бұрын

What makes them tick?

@arya6085

3 жыл бұрын

That was originally a joke about suicide bombers

@leoperator5729

3 жыл бұрын

Ive toned it down just for you!

@Shaun.Stephens

3 жыл бұрын

I see that this channel's experiment with Pavlovian conditioning worked.

yeh... no my odd socks are all crispy..

Is David Walliams a billionaire?

@cheekyboy-ho9ub

3 жыл бұрын

I fucking hope not.

@dentalsurgeon5591

3 жыл бұрын

Great book

8:55 How did he miss that michael jackson joke?! I was sure he was going to say someting, it was so obvious. "Oh, I bet you've bumped into Micheal a few times at work"

This was Before MJ's death. Now that he has died, he's considered a saint....

Sometimes I can't understand / hear what he's saying. Either I can't distinguish sound as well as I used to, or the British accent is making less and less sense as the days go by.

#OddSocksForAfrica

Who'd let their kids play in anyone's house?

Odd what? Britain does have a problem!! Correct answer!😎😀👍

Oooof, that domestic violence joke would NOT go over well in the States, with all this MeToo nonsense. I heard British cops don't even respond to those calls.

@decodolly1535

3 жыл бұрын

You heard wrong.

8:36 Jimmy carr laughing . . . normally?

was MJ a billionaire, I though he was broke

@MJBR_Official

2 жыл бұрын

he was even a billionaire, but he was starting to go bankrupt so he agreed to do the This is it tour so he wouldn't actually go bankrupt.

@avkashmenon7281

2 жыл бұрын

Musics first billionaire

@justayoutuber1906

2 жыл бұрын

He made more after he died