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The sheer joy on his face when he hears the word daughter.

@johndaugherty7465

3 жыл бұрын

..and then the look on his face when 'blunkie' is explained to him.

@ExodusX13

3 жыл бұрын

@@johndaugherty7465 it's blumpkin

@tcroft

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExodusX13 it's not good that you know that 😂

@goldenstunter8525

3 жыл бұрын

thats called shock

@sbumasuku

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha he looked so cute and adorable. Lit up like a Christmas tree

Guy: my daughter Everyone:😯😯😯 Jimmy:😃

"... At what point in the relationship..." "The end" Too right!

@bengiyardimli1925

3 жыл бұрын

He kinda walked into that

@TheWoundedWarrior

3 жыл бұрын

@@bengiyardimli1925 And she walked out of that

@nomdeplume2213

2 жыл бұрын

that was the funniest part and he didnt even say it haha

3:03 The look of excitement in the potential for jokes People who make Jimmy laugh get extra life points

@edenslav6713

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.

7:06 The mix of horror, shock, humor and confusion on jimmeys face was all I needed today

Just the fact they found sex acts Jimmy's never heard of is what makes this video delightful.

@aberbron7425

3 жыл бұрын

Was literally gonna comment that 😂

@briantravelman

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, by far the best part of the video was the people graphically explaining things he's never heard of.

@alexismandelias

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he knew but he wanted an explanation to make the whole thing funnier

@rachelfox8108

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexismandelias Oh, feigned ignorance? I like that, actually. That IS something Jimmy would do.

"Go on, love."

@Neuro_6

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂😂

"You mean foreplay?" 😂

@Ludifant

3 жыл бұрын

couldn´t quite hear what the guy says though..

7:05 , that right there is the moment that broke this man

@gaminglikethoushould8978

3 жыл бұрын

This comment gave me an ad :((

@thisismagacountry1318

3 жыл бұрын

Control, Alt, Delete

I read the title as "We all have weird kids" and boy was I in for a surprise.

@Tht1Gy

3 жыл бұрын

Actually "Laughed Out Loud"!

"When did ask for that?" "At the end" Brilliant answer hahaha.

It's like watching turkeys, he laughs and the audience laughs

@JG-vh1xc

3 жыл бұрын

He’s got a funny laugh. ‘S precious.

Jimmy’s audience interaction, his delivery is perfect

I love that as crass as Jimmy presents himself this was a whole new world to him. Wait til he hears about the angry pirate.

@triumphtriple95

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the Angry Dragon!

@triumphtriple95

3 жыл бұрын

How about the ronald mcblumpkin

@agnostosprosopo9947

3 жыл бұрын

Ok. I need to know about all those mentioned

@triumphtriple95

3 жыл бұрын

@@agnostosprosopo9947 Urban Dictionary.

@agnostosprosopo9947

3 жыл бұрын

@@triumphtriple95 right. I forgot. Morning earthquake messed my mind

lets all here wish Jimmy a very Happy Birthday

@cheddarthedog6813

3 жыл бұрын

No ❤️💅🏻✨

@monc7116

3 жыл бұрын

Happy Birthday Jimmy!

@elliewilliams8582

3 жыл бұрын

happy birthday jimmy

@JaydenWalsh-wl8tp

3 жыл бұрын

No

@reecewest5090

3 жыл бұрын

It was birthday too. Yay

the uk audiences was gold, they loves offended jokes and laughs when jimmy roasted them , having this crowd was every comedians dream

'Go on my love', 'she's loving it'. Said no dad ever.

Crying out loud at the womans "blumkey" comment !!! Love this disgusting comedian ha ha ha

@briantravelman

3 жыл бұрын

I ain't never heard of that either

@itpaynesme

3 жыл бұрын

“At what point of a relationship did he ask for that?” “The end”

@pnutnbttns

2 жыл бұрын

@eioshen boboi where's that at ???

As an innocent 9yo I walked in on my old man growling out my mother. 32 years later and I'm still having nightmares!!! Thanks Dad!!!

@deadassassin726

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never heard of the term “growling out” before, must be a furry thing.

@aussieatheist960

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadassassin726 As my 9yo memory recalls the Amazon jungle had nothing on my Mother!! .... I'm off to drown my memories in another bottle of bourbon!!

@Atilakus

2 жыл бұрын

Its not called nightmares. Those are wet dreams

@ImShmizzed

Жыл бұрын

@@Atilakus god leave please lmao

@tiyaaji2604

Жыл бұрын

@@Atilakus bruh 💀💀

4:00 Probably the most horrific thing ever, 4:20 yet the most funniest thing ever lol

7:03 the reactions 🤣

6:28 gotta love that man stealing Jimmy’s thunder

@vasekmuzikar6933

2 жыл бұрын

What did he say tho?

The End! Best response.

@Tht1Gy

3 жыл бұрын

Yup!

Jimmy you are hands down the best at stand up! Never ever stop!!

I thought I was a sexual deviant, but going by this I seem to be more frigid.

@AlienValkyrie

3 жыл бұрын

There's always someone more devious, or if there isn't currently, there will be in the future.

@brunoharris160

3 жыл бұрын

Happy Birthday Jimmy 💙💙

@AbsoluteAbsurd

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@bruceree1574

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re taking it seriously... yes very frigid lol.

I love his little “ha ha haaa” whenever he laughs

I love it how it gets funnier and nastier as the video plays on😂😂

The look on people’s faces aimed at me for watching this in a public place with headphones on. I’m dying over here.

@FlyboyHelosim

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be more worried if you were listening through speakers!

I liked this video, and so did my chicken.

Christ he's quick. Fucking hilarious!

Absolutely the best British comedian out there

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY JIMMY! Thanks for all the laugh.

A brilliant set. Thanks for the video.

Jimmy. I have to tell you. That tonight my wife laughed her ass off to SIMBA. She never saw your show. I had to tell her where I got it. lol.

Utterly awesome 👏

You are absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂

4:14 “are you taking any requests?”

I love his comedy the most when people in the audience are involved. That brings out his real style.

"did you get an eyefull, not like that" Ha ha lol Thanks for the likes

That was so hilarious and fun! I wish I were in that audience

i miss read it as, Ass your mouth, i was like there's the twist, LMAO

this is pure gold, true humour

Jimmy, your laugh made me subscribe!!

I think there's a sign outside his shows that must say "please leave your inhibitions at the door"

Seriously talented

Its so good to laugh. Espacially in these days when it seem the whole world is going nuts. 😘for the upload

@nineteen8486

Жыл бұрын

It’s called the great reset or agenda 2030

I love this man

Genius at work

Happy birthday Jimmy!

What a great documentary!😆🤣

No comedy in this, all facts. Based on true events

Brilliant!~

I haven't heard it as a 'blumpie' I've heard it as a 'blumpkin'

@travis8850

Жыл бұрын

Each region generally tends to add their own flavor to terms and such. Not that there's much flavor to doo doo, but whatever. Lol.

@CapTashman1

Жыл бұрын

@@travis8850 touche sir hahaha

Wrinkle wranglers!!!😂

I don’t know what’s funnier, your jokes or your laugh

No knives no needles!

Say what you like about Jimmy Carr...but the man is lightening in terms of speed and gross humour: a quintessential English trait. Funniest bloke alive now.

@TheWoundedWarrior

3 жыл бұрын

It's a shame about Robin Williams...

I died when he said simba

Video uploaded on my birthday, cool!!!!!

This is so funny 😂 😂🤣🤣🤣

He should act in a spinoff of Glenn Quagmire

This lad is super quick.

Great comedian...

It’s not a granny fany it’s now gilf

Simba 😂😂😂😂

Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up

@Ludifant

3 жыл бұрын

You dirty...

@Tht1Gy

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! A thumbs up you say? Don't hold back... Lol

Legend Guy

If someone does the simba they gotta go all the way, i mean pick them up and hold them like simba

This is like a secondary school convo 😂

Looooveee you jimmy

Awesome audience 😂

The face of that guy when he explained fluffing

So that means a dirty Simba is.. you know what? You can finish that yourselves.

Nice

His laugh is so "ha ha ha Haaa"

hilarious 😆

Simba, kids love it

Matches my sense of humour😂

Jimmy- “What’s the weirdest thing a guy has ever asked you to do in the bedroom?” Woman- “Stick a finger up his bum”. Jimmy- “I said what’s the weirdest thing, maybe you didn’t hear me”.

Are you sure?! Lol

I loves me some Jimmy

His laugh sounds like stampylongnose

Happy birthday

Watch out for the pepper spray and the oap's!

" you mean foreplay"?? 🤫🤣

hilarious

I really enjoy you. The Fix should've been setup better. I see why it didn't get picked up more (the "flow"? Of the show), but it had some awesome, hillarious and awesome bits. I want you D.L. and Catherine to do more. Podcast?

Jimmy reminds me of James "Jim" Moriarty

Fluffy’s feel good

Well… that’s MY education moved in a piece 😂

Thanks for leaving off the Tourette's ending.

@jollemm

3 жыл бұрын

Did it make you tick?

@puirYorick

3 жыл бұрын

@@jollemm F**KING RIGHT IT DID. lol I don't even know if that's the kind of outburst they'd make for real. I heard of it but never witnessed it in person.

@ratprince1258

3 жыл бұрын

the tourettes ending is fuckin funny though...

@puirYorick

3 жыл бұрын

@@ratprince1258 ...the first few dozen times. It's good to tuck it into the vault for a while though. Give us a chance to miss it.

@AbsoluteAbsurd

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the tourettes ending

A simba is more commonly known as a pearl necklace

@Ludifant

3 жыл бұрын

I think that´s just the start of the Simba.

@abemudokon9497

3 жыл бұрын

You wear necklaces on your forehead?

@Shagyamum

2 жыл бұрын

Completely different

Happy late Birthday

If you gave a woman Indian food hoping that she gives you a 'fluffy', wouldn't that then become a 'tikka tickler'? When the bloke said 'my daughter' I was then expecting that to be followed by 'f***ing my son...'

Yaah 😂

Why is it when Jimmy does the "Dad walks in on his daughter having sex" bit, he instantly turns into Johnny Vaughn from Channel 4's Big Breakfast?

world's funniest comedian

@Tht1Gy

3 жыл бұрын

Close.

@carewser

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tht1Gy who's funnier?

@Tht1Gy

3 жыл бұрын

@@carewser I tell you what, I give you this: Funniest who isn't making a point.

Why did i deside to eat while watching this...

For those of you who didnt know its called a blumpkin not blumpkey

@prabhakarkumar447

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever experienced that? 😁