The look on Jimmy's face when the bloke says my daughter, is as if he is basically saying, this is gonna be f***ing brilliant, we've struck gold here 😂😂😂😂

@labrosg1161

2 жыл бұрын

"In the search for silver, I found diamonds"

"It's the guy sittin' next t' me!"

his jokes with the 2nd or 3rd outrageous punchlines are the best!

@oxide9679

2 жыл бұрын

He's a master of turning your expectations on their head several times in a row. That's not easy.

@bayoubilly5176

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah his layering is hilarious. You can always tell when he was around that week(writers room) for cats or countdown. Or the other twenty shows he hosts heh.

Jimmy makes me laugh no matter what he talks about 🤣

@siramoras

2 жыл бұрын

Fr he could talk about miscarriage I would find it funny xD

@guardiandown2971

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t think I’d see you here, Dustin!

@MuhammadRehan-vz8lp

2 жыл бұрын

Be careful not to laugh too much, it can be dangerous since you’re driving😀

"Spit or swallow?" "GARGLE!"

My kitten just selected this. The naughty little bugger. Loving the watch!

Why does Jimmy have a different shaped head in every special?

@dkrink3

Жыл бұрын

He's a shape shifter.

@theitalianstallion973

Жыл бұрын

Multiangular shaped face I guess... I have it as well, I look different at certain angles

@thedullone

Жыл бұрын

For a while he was losing hair up front and then it was being replaced up front with hair from the back.

@paulmanners1364

Жыл бұрын

Massive lifts

@mrkdavis22

Жыл бұрын

just playing around with custom characters

The Amanda Holden was absolutely spot on!!!

@izhamsham843

2 жыл бұрын

I hope Alesha Dixon wasn't on that season of BGT Jimmy was referring to.

We need new material Jimmy!

@merakki

2 жыл бұрын

He retired.

@jt21788

2 жыл бұрын

He has a couple of stand-up specials on Netflix.

Wow, this was a fantastic crass ride of humor that provided a good laugh!

"A twinkle cave" 😂🤣

I mean... he's not wrong...

"Back to j*rking off" 😂👍

Perfect outro!

9:25 when you think it can’t get worse than walking in on your parents, but then…

British audience reactions are almost as funny as Jimmy's jokes whereas when Jimmy plays in the USA those audiences act embarrassed to laugh and that's after he has dumbed down the jokes.

@patagualianmostly7437

Жыл бұрын

Yeah....but at that end of the day.... They have the 2nd Amendment. Swear words are banned...... but mass shootings....well, that's life, innit?

Wonderful outro 🤣

The deaf jokes were the best!

He makes people roar with laughter.

You must really enjoy editing videos Jimmy. And then you have the uploading, what a thrill that is. Great work mate. PS: And fucking funny.

@Pocket-AA-Pro

2 жыл бұрын

I expect he has staff to do unimportant stuff like this, and the accounting

@T57Custodian

2 жыл бұрын

If he reply’s this gone be GREAT 😂

@scottakasprite

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pocket-AA-Pro I think we all know what kind of skills his accountant had...

@itellyouaboutstuff

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottakasprite his Accountant was a bit overly ambitious

Come to Australia

Watching this guy is dangerous , everyone looks at you weird when you laugh too much . Especially the "oh damn "

Sadly I related to some of those XD Thank you for a great distraction during our lockdown. Take care of yourself please, Mate

the dude is pretty brilliant ...funny stuff

as someone on the spectrum... you are the funniest comedian alive ! lol :D

@shane6023

Жыл бұрын

everyone's on the spectrum a little

@williamboissonneault7280

Жыл бұрын

@@shane6023 some, way more than others is the catching point, alas...

My favorite comedian. Surprised he hasn’t gotten cancelled

@elephantchessboard9060

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's that his jokes are clear and short. More like classical jokes and less like some standup where they play a character.

@Plymouth_Belvedere

2 жыл бұрын

You can't cancel somebody who doesn't care.

@06hallidayk

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is a fucking legend! He signed a dvd of mine and I didn’t have to ask when I was in the audience of I literally just told you

If you’re deaf, and offended by anything you heard... CALL THE POPE ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE

High fiving the other fellow would be Eiffel Tower ;)

Simply genius

Oh yeah

@robs715

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@sovietdoggo3831

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@artemis477

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@irrelevant_noob

2 жыл бұрын

Ney

Is this the famous comedian Jimmy Carr who does not shy away from offensive material but still chose to censor the word "sex"?

@AlienValkyrie

2 жыл бұрын

All bow down to the Almighty Algorithm

@ayushn5979

2 жыл бұрын

That was the setup so it's fine

Choking LOL

Little known fact: Jimmy gets his camera men/women from golf tournaments. Only they have the skill to find a person in the crowd that fast.

Genius

Jimmy Carr looks more like Anton du Beke day by day.

9:40 depends who's inside of who.

I mean thats all he ever talks about

@robs715

2 жыл бұрын

That’s all your mum talks about

@tobiasgatfield311

2 жыл бұрын

@@robs715 tf u dont need to be rude smh

@bayoubilly5176

2 жыл бұрын

@@robs715 I heard he was with her behind the bins out back... 😁

Your clips is the only porno I consume actually, Jimmy.

♥️♥️♥️

Twinkle cave vs tummy banana FIGHT mmmmmmmm

Jimmy is just a real-life Engilsh Barney Stinson

good

The pirate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂

🏆

🤣 😂 😅 👌 👍

Sex is such an unrelatable topic. :p

3:45 I think we all saw Jimmy's at 9:30

I don’t know why but you never expect someone with a british accent (especially someone looking like him) talking about sex or use swear words 🤣

@Novarcharesk

2 жыл бұрын

It's the Americans that are the prudish ones. Brits and Australians are all about foul humour.

@patagualianmostly7437

Жыл бұрын

@@Novarcharesk Yeah....but at that end of the day.... They have the 2nd Amendment. Swear words are banned...... but mass shootings....well, that's life, innit?

Why even post captions if the captioner is going to be so prim as to leave out words all over the place? Either write what he SAID or find another job. I was a court reporter for most of my career, there's no way I could just leave out "naughty words" I didn't approve of, and still certify it as correct.

See if you notice what I did... when they film the audience laughing... there is ALWAYS a certain group filmed in the cutaways... ;)

Wait... how many men's 'happy moments' has he seen... and um... why?

@poilboiler

2 жыл бұрын

He probably wanks in front of a mirror.

@scottakasprite

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he likes gay 'Adult Literature'

@naxaes7889

2 жыл бұрын

Just enough to make sure he's not gay, which is often once for testing, once for confirmation, and once for reassurance.

@distantcoff7391

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottakasprite how many in your search history ❓😉

@jenconvertibles

2 жыл бұрын

@@naxaes7889 and then once every few weeks just to triple check nothings changed

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Jimmy Carr is my favourite comedian. Sadly someone compared my laugh to his. 😒

@itellyouaboutstuff

2 жыл бұрын

That's rough man

@rumblefish9

2 жыл бұрын

That is just unfortunate... like a seagull

@patagualianmostly7437

Жыл бұрын

Why "sadly"? He has a brilliant laugh.... it speaks volumes....It's got "I like that!..(and I don't give a toss who knows it!)"

Lmfao

Superdry!!!

If only it were legal to use those rounds here in the UK.

High fiving 'the other fella' while spitroasting a girl is know as an 'eiffel tower'. You're welcome 🗼

SIX

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WE'RE GONNA BE TALKIN' ABOUT THE-

I honestly would love for Jimmy to roast me

somebody help me please....wtf happened to Jimmys hair???

lmaoaooaoaoa ahhaa xdxdxdd

Six what?

@HomebaseLHR

2 жыл бұрын

No, not six, sax!

@adrianscarlett

2 жыл бұрын

@@HomebaseLHR oh, that sux

@Figey_2022

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

Surprised this is actually allowed nowadays..

You repeat more than Chipotle.

less talking more singing

He really is extremely misogynist

@jcbanbury

Жыл бұрын

He is JOKING 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🙄🙄

So is "sex" a dirty word now? What a childish video.

@yeaitsmeyodude

2 жыл бұрын

?????

@max-jx5ne

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the censor in the title? KZread is not giving him money if it says “sex”

@max-jx5ne

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called demonetization.

Was that Patrice O’Neil or Amy Schumer you ripped off? #AngryPirate

Worst comedian ever

@jcbanbury

Жыл бұрын

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🙄

@jimmyreece5781

Жыл бұрын

Go be triggered somewhere else