A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr
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Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
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I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
@CanuckTony
Жыл бұрын
I know right?
@michaelmisanthrope
Жыл бұрын
Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.
@thetruthyoucantfight212
Жыл бұрын
I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.
@jerryb216
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else. Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political
@nopefranks1154
Жыл бұрын
@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.
"... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭
"My mum died of cancer" "...but it was funnier than this" That was gold
@charlidog2
Жыл бұрын
The best heckle ever.
@themrpantsman1757
Жыл бұрын
we watched the video
@myarmsrgone
Жыл бұрын
@@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though
Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.
@ShannonJacobs0
Жыл бұрын
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZread? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@D-C1
Жыл бұрын
unless your vicky🤣
@arcangle7444
Жыл бұрын
@@D-C1 xD
@AsherSkylark
11 ай бұрын
it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man
@gregthompson3785
11 ай бұрын
@@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!
Why is this man my comfort comedian
@markovmily6950
Жыл бұрын
That encapsulates it well
@marksandsmith6778
Жыл бұрын
You're overstressed
@reallystraightguy2716
Жыл бұрын
Listen to The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts after listening to the XFM radio shows. Those are also quite comforting.
@danielh3719
Жыл бұрын
Probably because your gay.
@user-pe1fb9ic5r
Жыл бұрын
read his book xx
This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.
@ZippyG
2 ай бұрын
It’s all as albums on Spotify.
Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man
@Kyanzes
Жыл бұрын
Certainly his own league.
@movement2contact
Жыл бұрын
He changed many men 😶
@darkside5452
Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…
@allindbz
10 ай бұрын
The irony
This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻
@ShannonJacobs0
Жыл бұрын
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZread? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@MrGrifft
Жыл бұрын
I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.
@jondon3182
Жыл бұрын
@@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you
@MrGrifft
Жыл бұрын
@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny. Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance. Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet. And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
@letters_from_paradise
Жыл бұрын
@@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎
The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.
Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
@movement2contact
Жыл бұрын
Huh....? 🤔
I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.
Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.
06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣
Absolutely brilliant as always. Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!
@THEJR-of5tf
Жыл бұрын
Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.
@tomemery7890
Жыл бұрын
@@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.
@MichaelKingsfordGray
Жыл бұрын
Your photo is not that flattering!
@CONEHEADDK
Жыл бұрын
@@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...
@travisash8180
Жыл бұрын
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
@earlgrey2130
Жыл бұрын
Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
"Swimming good for you especially when drowning", no no, he's got a point
@raginghippo4638
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, you don't die😆😂🤣🤣👌👍😎
@danieln9226
Жыл бұрын
You watched the first 10 seconds of this video and commented lol....like bruh
@picilocarnal
Жыл бұрын
@@danieln9226his jokes actually get better!🎉😂❤
@Thawhid
Жыл бұрын
@Daniel N my thoughts too🤣. Why are people so desperate for YT likes, just enjoy the hour long video lol
@komiismywaifu7616
Жыл бұрын
Well done, you got the joke. And your attention you so desperately need, especially after your dad left.
Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.
@michaels4340
Жыл бұрын
rest in peace Stephen Hawking
@robyourtime
Жыл бұрын
8 out of 10...
@frankobarressi7919
Жыл бұрын
@@robyourtime cats?
@movement2contact
Жыл бұрын
Stevie Hawkins? 🙄
@frankobarressi7919
Жыл бұрын
@@movement2contact Harris I meant.
Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍
@rodneymcmahan7957
10 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@rodneymcmahan7957
10 ай бұрын
😢
It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)
Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁
@hecateswolf6007
Жыл бұрын
Me too 😴💤
He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.
Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎
Thanks so much for posting! made my day
Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!
love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023
After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
"Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!
Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.
You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....
Jimmy is the best man of comedy
Jimmy! Your the Master !
@jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.
Jimmy a legend all day every day
What I needed today, thank you
Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!
Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging
The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD
Legend. Thumbs up.
Love this guy!
Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉
@TuesdayShark
Жыл бұрын
Too many choices or too few?
Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha
Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!
Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good
@movement2contact
Жыл бұрын
You haven't seen his floppies yet...
@jamesdeegan211
Жыл бұрын
@@movement2contact I already have mate haha
@movement2contact
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesdeegan211 🤭
This is hilarious!
Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!
u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.
A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.
It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.
I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!
I would love to have you come to the US again!
This is just what I need right now
Well that was excellent Jimmy.
Thanks buddy!
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living. *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month
Great comedian Jimmy
Cheers Jim 👍
Jimmy master class
Great vid
This man is a legend
In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill
@georgecaplin9075
Жыл бұрын
No Louis?
This is epic.
16:30 xD loved it
Great stuff
Madness! :D
This is great
Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show
Tragically these really are his best jokes.
@hecateswolf6007
Жыл бұрын
😂😆😆😆
I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.
Thanks Jimmy!
Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D
I actually see the variety bus in my home town I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine. I really wish that charity well.
Brilliant!
I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.
Noiiice
@ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣
We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome
Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.
damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job
I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!
Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd. Bill Burr at 4th..
@whoarewe7515
Жыл бұрын
Dave chappelle yes half baked.
@Oldheadhiphop
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross
@whoarewe7515
Жыл бұрын
Sean lock
Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣
I love it
Da iawn Jimmy!👍
A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.
Haha caravan holidays 😂 We're so poor now my youngest has only ever known a tent 😂
4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?
@martynchannel2983
Жыл бұрын
Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.
Jimmy the King
Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.
i need 1hr of new goodies please sir, i could near recite your last decade of gigs XD luv ya :>
He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall
I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr
I had to walk out, my stomach was hurting, I’d of never made it home, if it wasn’t for lamp posts 😁❤️
I already know them. Just here to like and leave a comment.
The funniest guy on KZread, no doubt!
A: Knock, Knock Jimmy Carr: Who's there? A: The Taxman Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴