In a few of these clips, before he lost weight, Jimmy looked like Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy

@theweedman1978

2 жыл бұрын

Giggity

@_FireChild

2 жыл бұрын

Gigidy gigidy😂

@sarahharrison8520

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man, you’re right!

@aubreybaucum6837

2 жыл бұрын

So this is what my brain has been feeling… giggity

@happydays7143

2 жыл бұрын

Spot-on !

Other celebrities: "donate to .... charity is amazinggg" Jimmy Carr: *roasts the people in need*

@halzan7467

3 жыл бұрын

It’s good to donate but Jimmy is talking about the workers who run the charities and the charities themselves. These “charities” collect money to pay for their workers so technically the people in need get pennies on the dollar of what the original amount was donated. It’s safer to give to WWF or the UN charities like UNICEF etc.

@lukelong7664

3 жыл бұрын

This guy don’t miss 😭😭

@evangeloskazamias272

2 жыл бұрын

The obese children aren't in need...

@aubreybaucum6837

2 жыл бұрын

@@halzan7467 not necessarily, these charities are 501(c)3; that requires a 90/10 spilt of money, the 10% is for salaries, but the 90% has to be allocated out.

The "foundation for battered women" bit was hilarious.

@sirclarkmarz

3 жыл бұрын

have you heard of Tempura House? it's a shelter for lightly battered women .

@Tribulatus_Rex

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirclarkmarz *insert groaning Lurch gif here*...👌👍

@billhawkins192

2 жыл бұрын

Violence against women is never funny. Jimmy Car: Hold my belt...

the mosquito joke is on a different level, even with Jimmy's standards...

The best comedians are the ones who aren’t afraid of being cancelled

@CipherNL

2 жыл бұрын

Which is exactly what Ricky Gervais is going for with his next special

This man is a LEGEND!!!

When life gets you down. JIMMY!

Nicely executed everytime and I love re-watching your routines. Thank you again and take care of yourself please, Mate

@InattentiveADHB

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah because everybody is after Jimmy. I heard he was dabbling with the mafia!

@naths3010

Жыл бұрын

@@InattentiveADHBfr

@naths3010

Жыл бұрын

?

"Re-educate women on cooking and cleaning" 🤣🤣

Maybe stand up will be saved with comedians like Jimmy Carr.

@tesfuweldemikael2902

Жыл бұрын

I thought "Maybe Stand Up" was his charity for children in wheelchairs.

@Kinsuiko

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Some of these jokes are so raw.

The good thing about being homeless is that you always have a card box for when you are moving.

@shakesfirst2443

2 жыл бұрын

Don't, let the funny people make the jokes.

I love this guy

can I have a word about the homeless? - yea "lazy"

he and ricky, are best because they don’t giva a fug about backlash.

A special thanks to the cadaver who was charitable enough to leave his hairline to Jimmy.

@bertbertmann5823

3 жыл бұрын

And the St. Bernhard that gave his cheeks.

Jimmy - "I'd like to start a foundation" Me - "Is it for Tax reasons?" :)

hahahahah I LOVE JIMMY

Twenty minutes of non-stop triggering... Classic!

@paulbuttenhoff253

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully the religous conservatives dont see this

I'm having such a good Birthday today. watching this made it more better :)

@theburners8295

3 жыл бұрын

HBD

@vrajshah1590

3 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday dude 🍰🎂🥂

@redheadedpsycho4566

3 жыл бұрын

@@vrajshah1590 thank you :) im a woman lol but big thanks :D

@redheadedpsycho4566

3 жыл бұрын

@@theburners8295 thank you :)

@FrantikJ1

3 жыл бұрын

Congas on the b-day, Miss Redhead... 🥳🥳🥳

Love it

His audience truly love those Sub-Saharan Africa jokes!

Most funny man on the planet....!!!!

0:54 I'm in that is a magnificent idea

You're forehead at the beginning was glowing fs 🤣🤣

Don't worry about the children - pretty sure there are no tigers in Amazon.

@gregghoulden4453

2 жыл бұрын

There are plenty of rainforests outside South America. And understand a jaguar can give you a bit of a nip.

@reubenmanzo2054

2 жыл бұрын

Never said anything about the Amazon. Just said rainforest.

@gregghoulden4453

2 жыл бұрын

@@reubenmanzo2054 no you pointed out that there are no tigers in the Amazon. So snarky ass, I pointed out that tigers live in Rain FORRESTS which exist in most equatorial countries. Not that tigers live in South America cockwomble. Jaguars are the Big Cat in residence.

@reubenmanzo2054

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregghoulden4453 My comment was responding to you.

I actually pause my porn when I get a notice that a new Jimmy Carr video is available.

Jimmy Carr and Rickey Gervais rule

So humble.

cardboard boxes come in handy

@kleeby4462

3 жыл бұрын

No, handy come in cardboard box

@InattentiveADHB

3 жыл бұрын

@@kleeby4462 Shut up

@kleeby4462

3 жыл бұрын

@@InattentiveADHB Never!🧐

@kleeby4462

3 жыл бұрын

@@InattentiveADHB my silence on KZread is negotiable....lol. 0x17FAD4A1deF9Ee03ba8ef76c70C0b89D5A089820

@Dwayndibb

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like cardboard is underated.

Jesus H, I just discovered this guy and is he even allowed in America with all our snowflakes? This is genius

@RO83R7life

2 жыл бұрын

Shiba ?

@LIBREPUB

2 жыл бұрын

@@RO83R7life shibarmy I suppose :)

@adampidgeon2255

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely not😂ye could never

@oldguysmusic2929

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy has clips on KZread of his shows here in the states, but he has to dumb his act down so much so he doesn't offend anyone, but it's almost not funny. The audiences here seem to be embarrassed to laugh as though they think someone might see them and call them out.

@filmsofgilbert

2 жыл бұрын

It is quite edgy as you may see from the audience's reactions but trust me, we have our fair share of snowflakes and cancelled comedians here in the UK!

Muchas risas, muy sabroso

@wordsmith451

2 жыл бұрын

De donde eres? Nunca entendí esa palabra usada en este contexto.

@villageidiot6455

2 жыл бұрын

@@wordsmith451 iam from holland

feed the tiger 😭

Thank you James I should have tried to Liston before I'm here now

7:10 A what DVD?

The woman in green top at the end really wasn't impressed by the mosquito joke😂

and the holocaust joke got him 😂

yes we know who and what you are,unable to stop laughing. he he he.

Yeppppppp

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

Ooooh!

Your doggone funny. Different style.

Mate I absolutely love your comedy and you rock. Can you do a tour down under.....and if you don't know, that's Australia. Cheers mate

@rogerhawkins6433

2 жыл бұрын

Australia .....Down under...? Don't you actually mean "Australia - Down and OUT!"

@dennislindqvist8443

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it called "Down under"? That sounds like kind of a dark place.

i think this guy is so fuckin funni

Found hom in 2012. The ultimate Don Rickels replacement. Even better due to content IMO

He is way too funny lol (100th comment)

this guy... :)

Lol

Sam Kinison sends his regards.

Make a wish foundation 👍 doing an amazing job in the hardest of times

🤣 😂 😅 👌

I walking down the road and a guy with clipboard approached me

What is Charles Lyme?

I have seen all your shows you posted like 4 times each. If there are any more shows of you please upload them too. Or otherwise just make new ones. Just imagine the crowds.

@kaldo_kaldo

3 жыл бұрын

Make new ones? Right now? Getting thousands of people packed into a small room, that doesn't sound like a great idea

@tigger4011

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaldo_kaldo he's back on tour on 21st June....this year.

@kaldo_kaldo

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigger4011 This is why the UK keeps having to go on lockdown

@tigger4011

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaldo_kaldo Not sure what your point is, Nick. We cannot stay locked down forever and people have been ramming into supermarkets / protests / raves all the way through. The music / comedy venues are investing money in getting reopened (money they can ill afford as so many are going under) and I can't wait to go and see him in Sept.

@tigger4011

3 жыл бұрын

Or go see him live....he's just extended his UK tour out to Dec 2022 and ticks go on general sale tmrw. www.jimmycarr.com/uk-tour-dates/

Distressed Karen's spotted @8:02

You are trying to do the right thing.

New content would be nice

Jinny Carr was stopped by a charity mugger who told him if he is a UK tax payer, he can gift aid his donation. Jimmy Carr said, "Hm...."

Son of rickles

That man is so wrong. 😂🤣

@coffeezombie6813

3 жыл бұрын

... in all the best ways. 😂😂

warning. dont try to drink anything whilst watching. it will make you laugh uncontrollably. hillarious.

For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa

@K_ingh16

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@adammc2339

3 жыл бұрын

@@K_ingh16 4 pounds a week as opposed to 1, I guess.

@sourisubhakar334

3 жыл бұрын

@@K_ingh16 he has Alzheimer's

All this talk about battered woman, and here I'm still eating mine plain.

Legend

His got the underwear flubber cheeks

dear jimmy car if you are in any way serious about wanting to support charity, pls fund more research involving sound therapy versus tinitus, that method looks promising yet it is to still be really explored.

Jimmy you fucked up dude 💖xx

To answer the question in the thumbnail: no. I don't know who you are.

@vinnieg6161

3 жыл бұрын

funniest guy there is

@brendonwatt6098

2 жыл бұрын

Love when more likes are on reply than initial comment, especially when initial comment is just a smartarse 😂

Rewatching these clips while the ❄ try to cancel him 👍🏼

кажися не понятно ваще

🐝 is a dill

'IS ALRIGHT HE IS G0TH THUS IS WHAT HE WANTS' (Y0U W0NT GET THIS CHECKING-PART 0F CLIP)

i liked my own comment

@hashemx1ify

3 жыл бұрын

I liked your comment

@jackscoular3235

3 жыл бұрын

@@hashemx1ify I liked your comment

@hectorskmetija3015

3 жыл бұрын

Surely if you didn't like it you wouldn't have written it 🤣👍

@szeltovivarsydroxan9944

3 жыл бұрын

But how do we know you speak the truth? Maybe you didn't like your own comment, and we're all being fooled to like it for you!

Slow down a tad

Like ya jimmy but..people like you should be paying 80% in taxes!

@kairigby9117

Жыл бұрын

That's the thing that offended you about this video. Lolol

Putting on a bit of weight there Jimmy

@bayoubilly5176

3 жыл бұрын

This is about ten years old I believe. He's a yo-yoer...

ngl when i first saw him i thought he was american

The battered women etc was definitely borderline but you cannot help but laugh at Jimmy Carr. He's right when he says there are people that laugh then go awwww. Battered women is very upsetting - watching them walk around with black eyes etc. Disgusting!

Does Karma work ?

Youre funny jimmy, but i would seriously worry about leaving sny of my kids around you nor would you be employed at sny morgue of school.

This guy represents England? Check out.....

Tax dodger

@marklaing9485

3 жыл бұрын

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥃🥃🥃yes 🤣but he’s funny 🤬

Almost as funny as Jimmy Carey.

@larrybocephus7070

2 жыл бұрын

Just kidding your damn funny.

I don't want to be angry James don't hurt them please. You children are the only thing I ever made or had and I'm sorry for what ever was done I can't change what I don't know or ask for forgiveness i don't know James I just don't know.if you want me on my knees I will just don't harm you syblings.

Thank you for 400 Ab 500 krwado guys please Love you all guys ❤️❤️

Pay your taxes

@tigger4011

3 жыл бұрын

he does. and he paid it all back - unlike some other people involved in the scheme. which, btw, was totally legal

@charlesharper2357

Жыл бұрын

He did. Most of the people caught using this loophole didn’t.

and who has to clean up this crap??

The crisps where wank.

Lol