Ricky Gervais has the rare talent that every single thing he says is funny.

@zapkvr

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he can't stop laughing at his own jokes, he's so feckin funny. Like piles

@zapkvr

2 жыл бұрын

@JG like AIDS. And just as much fun

@honeybunny371

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, his fat shaming attitude is not really funny. Obesity is an addiction - his rant that fat people could just stop eating is pure nonsense - not funny.

@B.D.E.

2 жыл бұрын

The way toddlers feel about slapstick yeah.

@jopem100

2 жыл бұрын

@@honeybunny371 shut up

Talks about Attenborough getting on in years...this was nearly 20 years ago and he's still going!

@zeldagoblin

8 ай бұрын

I've lost respect for him, though. He's become a preacher. Ideology over science and the natural world.

Ricky Gervais' comedic timing is absolutely flawless. Total legend, and definitely in the top 10 best comics of all time in my opinion.

@YanzBra

Жыл бұрын

No fuckin way haha He just rambles on

@YouTunesDesire

Жыл бұрын

@@YanzBra he has tv shows too to back it up

@kingelvis19

Жыл бұрын

@@YouTunesDesire That doesn't back anything the dude said.

@YanzBra

Жыл бұрын

His standup is a 6/10 from me, really average. He's a phenominal actor though. The Office, Afterlife etc

@larshassing3938

Жыл бұрын

Me personally.. would rate him higher than top 10.. top 5 I'd guess

Ricky is just so witty his expressions are great

he barely completes a sentence, he interrupts himself, he repeats things, he moans, growls... and yet, he's hilarious.

@Chemeleon86

2 жыл бұрын

And yet it's still very easy to follow along with what he's saying despite saying only part of it.

@ReadRichardBrautigan

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chemeleon86 part of the charm/style really

@JobForAMaxboy

Жыл бұрын

Him not finishing his sentences is actually genius I think. Because you fill in the blanks and realise the punchline without him saying it

@CarKiller92

Жыл бұрын

he is completing your inner dialog, like a true comedian

@Diaryofaninja

Жыл бұрын

He’s mid Bruh

Situational/observational comedy at its BEST.

I love this man, he’s NEVER not managed to make me laugh!!!!!

@indiancowpissdrinker7151

2 жыл бұрын

hi sweet hart i am india

Speedo’s.. with that grin hilarious 🤣

@zapkvr

2 жыл бұрын

Speedoes for Christ's sake

@kricku

Жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr Spiddos

I am 80 nearly and Ricky is my most favourite person in the world. Thanks Ricky you keep me going.Not that I want to . 😱 be kept going. Love you. ❤️

@derrichtigearzt8932

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf, keep going, you are too old to die at this point.

@K-Dot94

2 жыл бұрын

@@derrichtigearzt8932 80 isnt that old

@oliverlewis3126

2 жыл бұрын

It's surprising you know your way around youtube and emojis at that age, many people from the older generations struggle with this

@shirishnbharadwaj1092

2 жыл бұрын

@@K-Dot94 I agree... It's just like being 20 years old ! .... 4 times in your life

@jakedog673

2 жыл бұрын

@@shirishnbharadwaj1092 its exactly like that tbf

chubby bat is such a hilarious line

People think this is different thinking but he is just well educated. He can read and likes to educate himself. I don’t need to comment more. 😂

Love how he features the jokes, topics and material he uses in the xfm shows

Just recently started watching Ricky, what a riot the man is, has a way of his own on telling stories, brilliant 🤣

Ricky gervais never change

Imagine being his dinner lady... 😅😅😅😅😅

@jacquelinefox2632

9 ай бұрын

Girls... Of course he hasn't grown since he was 7.....😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

He's the best meds to any human condition or affliction

love this guy

Love this guy

YOU ARE CRAZY !!!!!! TOP STAMP !!!!! RESPECT !!!!

It is the boxing gear in our gyms that is most hard to find. Stashed away.

the 1st time i watched i didn't understand a single word. after watching some of his skits, i finally understand his diction and accent.

Could you imagine going out for a few beers with this guy, 😂😂

I have always loved Ricky. He doesn't hesitate to end and anything! The fact that he made it very clear, that was an Atheist, puplicly, made me love him more, I myself am an Atheist. And I know for a fact, that there are more Atheists in the celebrity, yet will not admit it.

Always the best

that was fucking hilarious

Maybe the remaining pandas are just the ugly ones and they are like eh nah

Brilliant

Sharp as a button

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It hurts to laugh 😂

Thanks for the video, UNIVERSAL COMEDY

When you start appearing on the ordinance survey map 🤣

Freaking amazing😆

Of course he's allowed. He's real. 😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

3 piece suite! Very funny.

In 2003 Ricky Gervais playfully teases that David Attenborough might die during his routine, yet somehow he is still alive and producing nature documentaries 20 years later.

“We’ll probably live forever, we’re goths.”

Ricky please please come to Amsterdam, we would love you here and I would definitely defo find it an honourable moment in our present lousy existence!!

@wiccanwarrior9

Жыл бұрын

Really? ...And I thought Amsterdam was a chilled out happy place...

@AL-hr9tv

Жыл бұрын

@@wiccanwarrior9 hahaha yes Cerne, I dont mean it that way but as you can imagine, everything has changed for the worse since the Covid but especially after the Russian invasion of Ukraine. People also generally react hastily to situations in a hostile way! A blanket of depressed n depressive mode taking over everywhere!

it's funny :)

I need to look for this one, Animals, cracking me up these short clips, cheers for putting them on UC. * would you believe it, this was on one of the Sky channels last night, managed to catch and record it, yayyyy !!! *

@murrmurr765

Жыл бұрын

What are you even trying to type? I barely understand half the words you've typed...

I don't know what it is about him but he is just so lovable. I'd marry him if he were available

🤣🤣😬 only boxing he's done is lifting boxes o crisps oot car 🤣🤣

@paulelroy6650

2 жыл бұрын

Did you not see the fight yeah was referring too

@flemmingpedersen567

2 жыл бұрын

Here you go: One boxing Ricky Gervais kzread.info/dash/bejne/haWq1qeMib3Ng7Q.html

@ixurlife8062

2 жыл бұрын

@@flemmingpedersen567 🤣🤣 seen it before like I said by my orginal comment only boxing is lifting crisps, that there is 2 daffties flapping about in middle of ring no technical abilities and certainly no guard llf 5 years old fight better 😉

LOVE THIS GUY BECAUSE HE HATES HOLLYWOOD

@newprofilesowhat1339

2 жыл бұрын

Apart from when he's in Hollywood films, huh?

@lisashapiro8497

Жыл бұрын

Alot of peeps find the Hollywood machine repulsive! Especially people being born and raised in the city ! Get smoke and mirrors out of my reality you actor 🤣😆🤣😆

It' so funny that Ricky uses "stones". The British switched to kilograms 50 years ago. 😅

@davidspear2395

2 жыл бұрын

Correction... Stones are still used in the UK.... Primarily to hurt people when thrown. Yes, we are descendance of cavemen

@TheDeejay94

2 жыл бұрын

Most people use stones and pounds quite regularly when talking about body weight in the Uk

@honeybunny371

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDeejay94 That really is amazing that people use two different systems for weight. That would be totally confusing for me. And do people immediately know what a body weight would be in kg? Or do they have to do maths to convert it?

@TheDeejay94

2 жыл бұрын

@@honeybunny371 haha aye we do use both or sometimes stones and pounds or pounds on their own or kg and pounds it all depends of what you’re trying to do some websites etc ask for specific weights and personally I would have to Google or calculate the different numbers but some people will defo just do it in their heads

@honeybunny371

2 жыл бұрын

@@aislingsibeallyons3416 That's so weird. As if they said my house is half a pyramid away. 😄

Goths will live forever! Call me Count Mourningstar.

Which show is it? 🌺

OVER A MILLIONS MUPPET SPECIES ON THIS (FREAK) MUPPET SHOW

Everytime I see a goth I'm gonna lol

“BLUE PLANET”? BLUE PILL. IT’S NOT A PLANET

Ricky, there's like 30 million species of insects

He weighed 31 stones But how many pebbles and how much gravel did he weigh? 🤔

Small correction... the description says"After Life star and creator, Ricky Gervais talks about joining a boxing gym to loose weight" but it should be "lose" not "loose'

Delightful to hear an entertainer use the word 'pipistrelle' but, of course, Mr. Gervais is remarkably intellectually curious.

Na he just lets you to do his... A comedian can... You can't 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

PRAISE G’Z-ASS

A friend tried to tell me like 80% of overweight people is because genetics. Very few want to admit they have little food discipline and little workout discipline, and are always looking for a way out. When I was overweight, it's because I ate too much of everything anytime anywhere. Simple. I lov to eat.

@jeroenverschaeve3090

Жыл бұрын

Always weird when people bring up genetics, as if that could somehow explain people becoming increasingly obese over the last 50 years. Of course it's food, although to be fair, a lot of that is a societal problem of promoting the intake of sugar

@JohnDoe-zz7on

Жыл бұрын

@@jeroenverschaeve3090 I think it's also willful blindness. Im guilty of it too. Everyone is like yeah, nuts are good for you. So I eat as much as I want and can't figure out why I'm not losing weight eating all those calories loaded healthy nuts. Why would we want to check the calorie intake of nuts. Or yeah whole wheat is good for you so what's a few peanut butter and jelly sandwiches throughout the day as snacks. Only 1450 calories for 3 pb and j sandwiches with a glass of milk.

@totalermist

Жыл бұрын

​@@JohnDoe-zz7on It's not the calorie intake itself that's the problem, it's the complete lack of exercise in combination with it. The worst part is, that once you've crossed a certain threshold (e.g. once your general fitness is so low that even just walking for more than 5 minutes becomes a chore), it becomes a self-accelerating downwards spiral.

@JohnDoe-zz7on

Жыл бұрын

@@totalermist There are no one size fits all gloves when it comes to acquiring a healthy weight. Many variables need to be assess. Everyone metabolism is different. For me, cutting carbs induced the best weight loss. Working out also helped to maintain weight.

I ate a few sweets yeah 3 piece suites

I'm an animal ;D

Help: Blue Planet lost to ?? Banzai? Ben's Eye ?? What's a banzai?? Did it not lose to Basquiat (the painter) ??

@brendancadogan6235

Ай бұрын

Banzai was a bad candid camera type of comedy program.

I have been told that I must eating more but I was always adamant it was the drugs I was on. I calculated how much I was eating út was 500kcal per day which included one mint biscuits át night to regressziós my mouth which gets so dry with the meds. The dietician told me to stop the biscuit. While refucing the drugs i found I lost nearly half a stone with each 100g. I am very ill again just now but have managed to lose weight I gained from the last lot of meds I took for 2 years and I am doing less than I did when taking the tablets so painkillers, steroids, the pill etc can all affect weight. I tried to tell the doctors that everyone has different metabolic rates so drugs will obviously affect pple differently. They never believed me but I still stand by that statement. Doctors first words when u go to see them are usually what's wrong and when u tell them they don't listen and make up their own minds. Lately a referral was made for me by a dctr to orthotics saying I had flat feet which I had never said or even had. Turns out tho I do have one leg shorter than the other due to a muscle in my groin tightening. So I suppose something did come out of the referral and to ignore advise from podiatry, who, with awful insoles they gave me caused plantar fasiatis, added to my pain.

@alisonperry1786

Жыл бұрын

Yep please dont go to doctors if you want to get well support your body to do so

@zhaviyah84

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the life story ? Pmsl all doctors know meds can cause weight gain. What are you on about.

5:03 lost out to what? I don't know what to google for. Bans eye? Banzai? Bannsei?

I guess he has never heard about eating disorders - or body shaming

@tobyallen5224

5 ай бұрын

I guess you have never heard of a joke?

30 stone = 420 pounds

I'm convinced that people that get up to over 500 pounds must have a different capacity to store fat and eat food than the average person. I've known lots of people that were really lazy and ate a tremendous amount of food and still never even got close that weight. These people in the 500 or even 400 lbs + category are working with a different biology/genetic make up than the rest of us. I don't think its there fault that they are so huge. Sure they could eat less and move more but do you honestly think a 1000+ lbs guy is going to trim right up to 200lbs? I doubt he could ever get that low unless he had medical/chemical intervention.

@madsquirrelz276

Жыл бұрын

It must take decades to get like that I know people complian ita hard to lose weight but I honestly getting to that size must take sheer effort and determination . it would honestly be impressive if it wasn't so damaging 😂

BETE/BUTT LAHAM (MEAT) WA SHAHAM (FAT) SHARA-MEAT (BOUGHT MEAT/HOOKERS)

What stone???

@DemPilafian

Жыл бұрын

Converting from one obsolete unit to another obsolete unit still results in an obsolete unit. More helpful: A stone is about *6.35 kg.*

@OldManDave1960

Жыл бұрын

@@DemPilafian They're not obsolete if millions of people still use them.

@DemPilafian

Жыл бұрын

​@@OldManDave1960 Millions of people today use CRTs (Cathode Ray Tubes), but that doesn't change the fact that CRTs are obsolete. Sadly, you can still buy new CRTs. Weighing yourself in stones is arcane.

#Universal #animals #losingweight #weightloss

XFM

They really over mic the audience, it’s unnecessary.

NO SUCH THINGS AS HUMANS

If he’s 31stone and 60% body fat that means that 18st of his body is fat

I know it is really funny and all, but i have no clue how much a stone weights ….

@WmRike

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's 14 pounds.

@Raidenofficial

Жыл бұрын

Depends on the stone I guess

@sunshinecarmen2028

Жыл бұрын

@@Raidenofficial 🤣🤣

@mrdarren1045

Жыл бұрын

14lbs

@DemPilafian

Жыл бұрын

Converting from one obsolete unit to another obsolete unit still results in an obsolete unit. More helpful: A stone is about *6.35 kg.*

Why the caned laughter ?

@Arachnoidarachnoid

2 жыл бұрын

Wonder too, and I also wonder how many people are actually in the audience...

@paulelroy6650

2 жыл бұрын

It was a live audience

@kevster1007

2 жыл бұрын

No one said it wasn’t, so why over dub with canned laughter

@paulelroy6650

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevster1007 it's not over dubbed. Why do you think it is. It's no doubt edited in a way like all productions are.

@kevster1007

2 жыл бұрын

The canned laughter is painfully obvious

He is as funny as Jimmy Carr is not. 🤪

@spinny003

2 жыл бұрын

They're actually both funny.

@OldManDave1960

Жыл бұрын

Also as funny as Micky Flanagan, Lee Evans and Michael McIntyre aren't.

What's up with that canned laughing??

@OldManDave1960

Жыл бұрын

He's live

What is stones?

Wanker that is not an audiance

Wow, didn't know that overeating could make one gain weight! What an eye opener! As a doctor, some of my patients overeat due to their perceived stress or have been physically unable to exercise. Never throw stones in a glass house they say.

@nonegone7170

Жыл бұрын

I see you didn't get your PhD in comedy...

@darrelljanssen588

Жыл бұрын

@@nonegone7170 It was sarcasm, not comedy

Snot funny.

I laughed at fat jokes when i was like 8-10 years old... How amazing is the general public that THIS is what becomes viral.

@rickiwestside9628

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you’re so grown up

@Hadrian_S

2 жыл бұрын

We gotta make fun of fat people. It's for their own good 😅 Don't like it? Lose weight.

@dirtyoldman3

2 жыл бұрын

The fats are hilarious.

@honeybunny371

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hadrian_S Nope, Ricky is just ignorant about the causes for obesity. Fat jokes are kind of lame - making fun of people who are having a hard time anyway is not funny. His jokes about Hollywood celebs at least were aimed at the rich - and Tom Hanks obviously still didn't find them funny.

@cdogthehedgehog6923

2 жыл бұрын

Awwwwww you triggered? Maybe put down those cheese sticks and hop on a bike big guy? Maybe then you won't have to use more than 1 towel after you shower. ... *IF* you shower that is.

Before someone takes seriously the Hitler - Nietzsche dialog, it only happened in the comedian's, or his writer's imagination, unless of course the accomplished and famous Nietzsche decided to talk before his death to an 11 yrs. old boy, from an Upper Austrian village. Therefore safe to say, that the dialog happened only in the abstract.

How much is a Stone?? Why can't he just give the info in Kilos!!

I am sad at the awful stab he took at one of my favorite people, Sir David Attenborough! Unkind of Ricky, completely unnecessary and undeserved.

@swisskiwi1478

Жыл бұрын

You must have missed the bit where he said that David Attenborough is one of his heroes and he did a wonderful job with Blue Planet.

@papillondogs4297

Жыл бұрын

@@swisskiwi1478 That doesn't make up for being mean. That's like telling someone they're ugly with a smile on your face and then saying 'just kidding'. Not kidding; just being mean.

@swisskiwi1478

Жыл бұрын

@@papillondogs4297 Umm you do realize that he is a world-renowned comedian who is famous for this type of humour? And also for his love or animals and activism against animal cruelty? And again, he immediately said what he really thinks of Sir David Attenborough. Personally I think it is a sign of fragility when societies start censoring comedians even if I also think some subjects are taboo. But here’s a useful tip; if you don’t like his humour, don’t watch him.

@tobyallen5224

5 ай бұрын

@@papillondogs4297if David can’t handle a couple of “mean” comments CLEARLY marked as jokes… then he should just leave the planet.

Please pray for Ricky regarding his inability to place his right palm on the KJV and say these words once only->> I refuse to obey the devil. Pray for the demon filled fans of him also. Thank you kindly 🙂

@zhaviyah84

Жыл бұрын

I’ll pray for you

@variousbirdspecieshahaha

Жыл бұрын

@@zhaviyah84 There’s no point unless you’re praying to God✝️

@OldManDave1960

Жыл бұрын

What kind of totally unrelated bullshit is this?

@variousbirdspecieshahaha

Жыл бұрын

@@OldManDave1960 post a video of yourself voicing these words once only & I’ll tell ya-> I refuse to sexually abuse children ✝️❤️

@privatenoneofyourbusiness5292

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣