I slipped on the soap in the shower once and fell backwards onto a cucumber somebody had left on the floor of the shower.

@Dildobagginses

6 ай бұрын

Nice, me too

@barrymitchell6444

6 ай бұрын

I wouldn't eat cucumber sandwiches at your houses 🤣

@stevencarr4002

6 ай бұрын

@@barrymitchell6444 Making sandwiches is a waste of a perfectly good 7 inch cucumber.

@munkeykung8971

6 ай бұрын

"Someone left on the floor of the shower, lubed and in upright position." 🤷‍♂️

@barrymitchell6444

6 ай бұрын

@@stevencarr4002 Only 7 inches? You can get a 12-incher at Tesco, with a good girth, cheaply.

How he slips in, “as you would”, is priceless.

@keekwai2

6 ай бұрын

It's not priceless ...it's done to death by many U.K comedians and U.K, Australian and New Zealand people in general, you clueless clown. LOL

@holeshothunter5544

5 ай бұрын

U R EZ 2 Please A?

The condom on the bottle makes perfect sense to me. After all, it was a condoment bottle.

@parmym.7177

4 ай бұрын

😂

@HolyMith

3 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@simonshiels1

3 ай бұрын

Brilliant🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kevinmcnicholas3734

3 ай бұрын

😂dad joke

@MartinMMeiss-mj6li

3 ай бұрын

@@kevinmcnicholas3734 Yup. Almost inevitable given my long-term dadhood.

I’ve actually seen that when I worked in casualty. Wonder why they leave the top on? The man also was missing a finger so as I was getting his signature for theatre I said “I won’t ask where that went”😂

2 bottles.....don't mix those bottles up!!!

"See, I fecking told ya"😆

the first man wanted to introduce the sauce to his intestine before they'd meet later for the second time!

To me, he is the funniest man to have ever been on planet Earth. It’s just genius! He’s making you laugh before he’s said anything. 🇬🇧

@AudreySmallcombe

4 ай бұрын

Same here.

My friend was in ER on duty when a guy showed up with an adult toy shoved where the sun doesn’t shine, he explained his predicament & the staff having to maintain professionalism managed to extract said item. After the guy left ER the nurses were getting ready for shift change & 1 commented “I didn’t know if he wanted the batteries changed or the item removed”. There are some very strange occurrences that end up ER Dept’s these days.

I fell down the stairs and someone had left a marble on each step 🤪

Yes, LOVE RICKY ❤️

@vickilawrence7207

6 ай бұрын

It’s his willingness to say things during the Oscar’s that kills me! Omg he’s brutal and hilarious at the same time

@MajinBuusni

4 ай бұрын

He's never hosted the oscars​@@vickilawrence7207

I worked in the ER and one night a guy came in at 1AM with the shot glass up his a**. There was a bad snow storm and his buddies used snowmobiles to get him there. Then they just dumped him. He was so drunk the doctors couldn't get any information from him as to "how?". A surgical team was called in and State Police had to get everyone to the hospital {due to road conditions} I suppose they couldn't do much until he sobered up a bit. We had 15 inches of snow and that night I slept on a gurney. Don't know how he made out.

'One for chips, one for arses!' 🍾

If the sauce is ketchup, all well and good - but don't try Tabasco.

@doyourownresearch7297

4 ай бұрын

i put tabasco in everything.

@shaun906

2 ай бұрын

or brown sauce hehehe

Love Ricky!

reminds me of when my mother was a nurse and a guy came in with a ring spanner on his knob , he said it slipped 🙂

@ianhill4585

3 ай бұрын

It did slip, he was aiming for his nuts.... 😉

I’m a doctor and I’ve honestly heard several times “I slipped and fell on it…” 😂

The pigeon sh*t😳😆

This Dvd is one of his best

@doyourownresearch7297

4 ай бұрын

it isnt a DVD. This is called "KZread"

@simonsmith1974

4 ай бұрын

@@doyourownresearch7297 congratulations. You win nothing for the most inanely daft replies to a KZread comment. It's a clip from a show he did called Politics. Which is a DVD special. How do I know? Because it's sat in my DVD cabinet as I speak. Talking of special, you're a bit aren't ya pal?

@bikerjon8934

Ай бұрын

@@doyourownresearch7297 maybe you should do your own research

#10 Is a Defenestration Sensation!!

Lends a whole new meaning for the word Condoment.

Perhaps he could have convinced the doctor it was his internal back support?

So funny 😅😂

Lmao!!!

I didn't know you were a fence jumper ..blimey darling 🎉😅

I once fell on the Eiffeltower

"e.g. watermelon" omg🤣🤣🤣🤣

A guy went into his A&E with a vibrating Father Christmas up his arris. The doctor asked if he wanted it taken out and the guy replied “no I just want you to change the batteries”.

You know when you can't find the ketchup in the cupboard

One man, one jar.

@wiccanwarrior9

3 ай бұрын

NNNooooo....that's grim mate. Saw it once and still have nightmares!

Whent up tomato sauce came down brown sauce

@afonsodeportugal

2 ай бұрын

Now that's colorful!

I'm convinced Gervais bats for the other side a real guzzler a packer

@wiccanwarrior9

3 ай бұрын

In ya dreams chutney ferret!

Interesting to watch this after watching his famous 'favourite leaflet' video. He definitely delivers the jokes better on the other video. Nonetheless, love Ricky

what kind of sauce was it ? well it was brown sauce of course !

So this recorded twenty years ago

@garyking5036

6 ай бұрын

Time flies.

It's fun to find the weirdest reply, add a bit that's even wierder, then send it back Look down.. Please be polite. No surprises, OK? 🙄 Why Not Look down before you come...Look out for the Baldies!

I suffer from the same condition. Symptoms are embarrassed children

Which special is it?

@TheseDarkWoods

4 ай бұрын

Politics

It's bad if you live on the top floor 😮

#golden Globes, to not find his best speech ever... that is so sad... look how he owned all of hollywood

As someone in the medical field, for the love of whatever god You're praying to, USE A FLARED ITEM >_

In a fruit? Wtf?

@mysteriouspeculiarity7461

4 ай бұрын

😢

@bredemeijer9648

4 ай бұрын

Jackfruit

A tailor might improve your acceptability

Why is there Canned laughter.

@samwarrilow2881

6 ай бұрын

This was filmed in front of 1,400 people in the Palace Theatre in London, no canned laughter

@myoldmate

6 ай бұрын

I tried to buy laughter in a can, couldn't get it anywhere. Best to be like Ricky and rely on the real thing.

@wiccanwarrior9

3 ай бұрын

Why are you thick?

What's to bet she's bought clapping in the crowd when she appears. Whoop whoops and all.

Stevecarr4002..don’t you hate when that happens? 😂🤣🤭🫣