It was all you Ricky, wasn't it.

@bradderzj4568

Жыл бұрын

😭

@edwardaf893

Жыл бұрын

yeah the old man as well, rumors say he'd do it with the dog on the Afterlife set

the good ol’ “my friend” tactic.

That fly thing doesn’t work. The fly keeps falling off.

@michelveenstra1819

Жыл бұрын

or so youve heard right

@Tall-Hobbit

Жыл бұрын

@@michelveenstra1819 right?

@tekarock

Жыл бұрын

Had to be an aussie! 😂😂 with double “s”

@jonathanplastow5220

Жыл бұрын

Not if you put your Foreskin over it! 👍

@bruceinmyheart

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanplastow5220 I'm so glad I got the internet to teach me all these valuable life hacks. 😁

The halibut pun got me

@bigmingus8049

2 жыл бұрын

Read this as it came up 😂

@moonrockinmynose5689

2 жыл бұрын

Could you explain this joke to a non-native speaker?

@Diogisan

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonrockinmynose5689 halibut is a type of fish

@moonrockinmynose5689

2 жыл бұрын

@@Diogisan That much I know. What I dont get is what makes it funny in that context.

@Diogisan

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonrockinmynose5689 fish puns are just funny

“When you get captured by cannibals” I love that sentence because it assumes that at some point before he dies Ricky *Will* get captured by cannibals and has no choice in the matter.

@milosit

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but would the cannibals be put off by Ricky tasting a bit funny?

@benspiller455

2 жыл бұрын

Explaining the joke ruins it.

@nuzayerov

Жыл бұрын

@@milosit , you deserve an applause for that one. XD

"knob end island" lol XD

Ah yes, the great tragedy of Cumpeji. Finally someone re-members.

The fly scenario is an ancient joke.

@michaelgallagher3640

2 жыл бұрын

Ever joke is an a ancient joke.

@darkfoxxbunyip

2 жыл бұрын

Giving credence to the fossilized caveman junk theory.

@suveersingh2871

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes thelonelyisland

@KnowThyself619

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgallagher3640 nope

@foeke8740

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelgallagher3640 No, for example the brilliant fishdick joke, thought of by Eric Cartman was brand new at the time. Comedy gold that was.

If the lower body of a mermaid is a fish tail you probably couldn't even bed one anyway

@GuardianSoulkeeper

2 жыл бұрын

Hold my mead.

@organicleaf

2 жыл бұрын

there are other holes

@yungthug2403

2 жыл бұрын

Then how does it give birth? Where does its eggs or live birth come from?

@organicleaf

2 жыл бұрын

@@yungthug2403 maybe they vomit up an egg, like roger did in american dad

@yungthug2403

2 жыл бұрын

organicleaf then that’s how she’s bedded, her mouth, the hole could be anywhere, and that’s how to bed her, the hole could also be at the fish tail, so to Jargon, yes you can bed one ☝🏻

"When you get captured by cannibals....", says the defeatist.

😮😂 I am never going to look at a fly the same way again.

Nut magma 🤣

Not going to lie why would you cook it was what I first thought aswell

Ricky knew some weird guys. There's a shock.

The broleños

I stroked my uncle's baby rabbit too quickly and it was sick on me.

Knob island

You could always go around the backdoor on a mermaid, but that might get a little crappie 😎

Its a Rodney Rude joke

@callmehank1662

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Knicked it off Rodney. I think I first heard it in the late 80's

@ocevicheband502

2 жыл бұрын

Sure is Rodneys.

The mermaid shag has to be top-half fish, because if its bottom-half fish then there's no minge. For fuck's sake Gervais, think about it.

@TP-sf5mk

Жыл бұрын

still a mouth

@foeke8740

Жыл бұрын

Think about it? Who is seducing who? Who should be flexible on the matter. Ricky isn't.

Not met Miramda from Red Dwarf then

Thank Robert Eggers the mermaid question is solved now

M-egg-ma

@philosopher888stoned

Жыл бұрын

🤣👌

@Lord_Skeptic

8 ай бұрын

Sm-egg-ma

You never get to stick it in the mermaid, they lure you to your death...?

egg magma. 😐

He won't leave his nose alone. Pills mate.

@Kozuu7

2 жыл бұрын

Cocaine is a helluva drug

@joepopplewell680

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he just had a runny nose and didn't have a tissue? Not everything is drugs, and wouldn't it be powder if he's sniffing his nose, not pills?

@NinjaOnANinja

2 жыл бұрын

@@joepopplewell680 the pills make you sniff too. Also, you do know that the pills are the powder but in a hard pill shape, right?

@srlkiller

2 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaOnANinja opiate nose itch… he’s joked about being on pain killers and drinking before while on a chat show but obviously always hard to tell with a comedian. could just be his natural mannerisms also… i have adhd n sometimes i tend to catch myself moving a lot in that way too without meaning too. who knows & tbh at this point who cares 🤷🏽‍♀️

My fly is drowning

That's beastiality

She can't help u

I bet many people tried that technique after this video....

I hurt u because I love you

Didn’t get the crab part

can someone pleaaase explain the halibun joke, I don't get it.

@SirOddball

Жыл бұрын

I'd do it just for the 'halibut' (i.e. just for the hell of it)

eggma

U pay them

U need to pay her

Does the mermaid get paid

And if u can't pay her

Ted

See why you are on house arrest

She's not helping u

She's not Working for free

So, after all his material he finally made me laugh with his halibut joke. I guess one laugh is better than none...

@mac7083

2 жыл бұрын

You must be a yank if you don’t get Ricky

@philiphudgens4726

2 жыл бұрын

The only one in your life, I'd wager.

@Roseland8

2 жыл бұрын

@@mac7083 he's stole a lot of stuff off merchant and pilkington

@johannes_vwa

2 жыл бұрын

@@Roseland8 really?

@spinny003

2 жыл бұрын

@@Roseland8 Well if you're talking about the podcast, Ricky instigated a lot of the humour. He believes in writing what you know, so if his friends happen to be comedians, it's not unfathomable that they'd have similar experiences.

I can't date someone lol coz my parents don't like so now I'm watching merried people. When they done I ask again to date maybe they will say yes. 😋

@PheonixHDz

2 жыл бұрын

What's that got to do with the video? 😂

racemixing is a sin...

Jesus is lord! Çome back Ricky!

Is this supposed to be funny?

@shac0le

Жыл бұрын

Why you clicked on it if you dont find Ricky funny?

@MaBMT78

Жыл бұрын

@@shac0le How could I know this guy was not funny before watching him? I never heard of him.

@JamEast

Жыл бұрын

@@MaBMT78 if ur over the age of 10 and you have never heard of him you live under a rock

Extremely Nazi. why is The Telegraph not allowing any comments on any KZread videos.

@aaroncousins4750

2 жыл бұрын

Thats got nothing to do with this video you muppet

@mrpresident8546

2 жыл бұрын

"extremely Nazi" is maybe the dumbest fucking way to say you don't like something. Also that has absolutely nothing to do with this video