I saw him live the other night, was fuckin brilliant. Living comedy legend.

@yeahok1839

2 жыл бұрын

He’s been touring recently? How did I not hear about this

@bartman1067

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeahok1839 yeah, it's called supernature. It'll be on Netflix soon

This man never fails to crack me up 😂

You can always depend on Ricky to take you on a thought process you wouldn't normally go on.

@JesusisJesus

2 жыл бұрын

Like drinking Fosters beer…?

@Loctorak

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.... wouldn't... 😬

@uppercut2246

Жыл бұрын

Or you could ease up putting people on pedestals & employ common sense & logic.

@user-chbkchbk4

Жыл бұрын

@@JesusisJesus 🙏🙏🙏🙏з0жз

@TheHackersboss

Жыл бұрын

You can always depend on comedians being comedians basically

The last part made me realize how weird it is to watch a disney show about a person that falls in love with a mermaid.

@sam04019491

Жыл бұрын

She had legs when they met.

@SuperCosty2010

Жыл бұрын

Watch "The Lighthouse" with Dafoe and Pattinson 🤣

Total hilarity. Love Ricky so much, especially when he laughs at his own jokes. 😂

The dead puppy joke is SO FUCKING DARK 😂

Ricky Gervais is a legend at stand up

Agree Marianne, I love how special he is in his thought process, what a unique one!!

as an entomologist/arachnologist, I totally enjoy the jokes about the crawlies (the others too) And the daddy long leg problem: I know it too well. Vernacular names are confusing, and if you look at them in several languages even more. (I'm luxemburgish, so 3 official languages and english. Such a mess 😅) scientifically, "Tipulidae", "Pholcidae" and "Opiliones" are commonly called daddy long legs, but more or less unrealated to one another (or similarly same names in other languages). But I totally get that it is not common for average people to speak in scientific names. Although it sure would make my life easier sometimes.

@jaybuck5818

2 жыл бұрын

There's an old movie called "Daddy Long Legs" but don't be fooled, it's just Fred Astaire doing his thing, not an insect in sight.

@bobspizza7444

2 жыл бұрын

Seems you care more what They are called than what they can do. They can bite and aren't poisonous. But thanks for all the fancy words I will never understand.

@mangantasy289

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobspizza7444 I'm a hopeless crawly-nerd 😅

@joeharna

2 жыл бұрын

Niederanven in the house!!

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobspizza7444 No spiders are poisonous, though. Venomous, maybe, but definitely not poisonous

Ricky is the best!! 😂

"Now all I'm thinking of is fish puns" I swear to cod, you'd batter not

@Loctorak

2 жыл бұрын

If you dont like puns you can always tuna out

@Maztergyl666

Жыл бұрын

I sea what you did there

@thedeekabides

Жыл бұрын

You can do it just for the halibut.

"what sort of fussy dog is that" its Gorden Ramsy dog!

i am in love with that man

7:58 "Now all I'm thinking about is fish puns" He literally IS David Brent! I have flashbacks to a stapler in a jelly which was a triffling situation.

so any Americans watching this questioning why he said a daddy long legs can fly, this is because a daddy longlegs in the Uk (maybe some other places idk) is a nickname for a type of fly, while in the US its a type of spider (technically not a spider but shush)

@treblesix8730

2 жыл бұрын

Crane fly?

@AC_RDR2_Q

2 жыл бұрын

@@treblesix8730 Yeah. I am from the uk but i call them crane fly’s and daddy long legs the spiders with the long legs lol

Lol quick 😂

But daddy longlegs love to hang out on tents for some reason.

Brilliant love his humor!

Absolutely hysterical, but I fail to see how it shits on animals

That lie about the daddy long legs has been going around for decades.not only has it no fangs it has no poison glands it's totally harmless and that's the reality.

@daskritterhaus5491

2 жыл бұрын

how many now believe the bullshyt? rather common occurrence regarding presidents, rich, nazis, celebrities, etc up the wazoo.

@Drowsyspace128

2 жыл бұрын

Also the fact that it isn’t even a spider *the conventional daddy long legs not the cellar spiders

@devontwyford315

Жыл бұрын

You yourself are lying, they absolutely have fangs and can bite humans. The venom is however totally harmless to humans.

Totally random, but as a kid here in South Africa, i saw daddy long legs almost everyday... I haven't seen one for probably 25 years! WTF.

@definitelynotat-rex72

2 жыл бұрын

Same here saw them alot as a kid,but haven't seen them for like 5 years

@ekothesilent9456

2 жыл бұрын

That’s global warming my man. It kills off smaller species.

Fun fact: Daddy long legs are not poisonous. They eat decomposing plant and animal matter. So... Yeah. :p

@billysaunders544

2 жыл бұрын

I think the confusion comes from the Australian spider also called the daddy long legs

@Protector0ne

2 жыл бұрын

What happens if you eat it?

@willsr764

2 жыл бұрын

@@Protector0nevenom has to be injected into blood to infect

@xerozoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@willsr764 but it's not venomous, it's poisonous...

@ots1634

2 жыл бұрын

@@billysaunders544 also not very poisonous......................

Btw that daddy long legs fact is a myth, strongest venom spider is the Brazilian wanderer with funnel web second

@nightraven2975

2 жыл бұрын

3rd best not bad.

8:00 Billy on family guy

Darling Ricky I’ve adored you and always will but still At 80 but of course I don’t even as as a teenager so loved the Thea my dream wouid be to teal to. You are brilliant but also a sweet person

To a Brit, a "daddy long legs" is a crane fly. In America, we refer to Cellar Spiders as Daddy-Long-Legs. And the thing about the poison is a myth.

😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

😂

Mermaid out of water becomes full human.

I feel bad for laughing😂

0:2 Venom,not poison.Come on Ricky.

I'm not kidding even a little the first thing I thought was also "why did he cook it first?" Before he even said it

The daddy longleg poison but too small a mouth is now found to be wrong. They do bite.

I laugh at cows at the abattoirs. 🤣

Daddy long legs are not spiders and they have teeth. The teeth just wont harm a human unless it bites your eyeball. Lol

That's a cranefly you're confusing with a daddy long legs Ricky

daddy long legs form clusters. Imagine a floofy ball of lint but its spiders that are now crawling everywhere

@tadamichikuribayashi2869

Жыл бұрын

Aye but they aren't spiders tho

@TuesdayShark

Жыл бұрын

@@tadamichikuribayashi2869 what do you mean?

Their legs are designed to easily break away and keep wiggling to distract the predator.

my idea of a hot mermaid would be a human lower half and a fish top half though.

He said daddy long legs live a day... They live 2 to 7 years

@AC_RDR2_Q

2 жыл бұрын

do they?

@Loctorak

2 жыл бұрын

Daddy long-life

@KingJuulien261

Жыл бұрын

@@Loctorak lol

Only two u need to tell them about the volunteer program

Not true about daddy long legs, crane flies are common confused with cellar spiders, but even they do not have potent venom....

Oh, Ricky. 😞

The daddy longlegs poison is an old myth

I couldn't stand him ,but now I've grown to live his stuff

@michaelstreilein9788

2 жыл бұрын

You living his stuff frightens me.... lol

@nickevershedmusic8927

2 жыл бұрын

Live his stuff

Or brother

If u wanna get started(thinking) No need to go that deeper.... Start with basic logics ... connect things*....and just accept the reality/probability/.... "☠️be careful from human nature of being biased towards the contentment, satisfaction,happines(aka survival)

They kidnap them here

How am I supposed to treat you

Save the planet: teach cynicism in schools.

@Protector0ne

2 жыл бұрын

Aren't schools factories for cynics already?

@MrAaronvee

2 жыл бұрын

@@Protector0ne If they are, they are certainly not making a very good job of it.

@stephenwright8824

2 жыл бұрын

@McAarinvee *Skepticism* is okay; it definitely should be taught. Cynicism has major drawbacks. But I get why you were trying to say.

@MrAaronvee

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephenwright8824 The problem is that the concept of skepticism has become devalued. It was always pretty weak, and creationists are of course 'skeptical' with regard to Darwin. What is missing is the background of reproducible evidence that is the bedrock of valid skepticism. It is that which is now missing from education. I blame the arts side of the 'two-cultures' divide ... which also facilitates/condones 'fake news' and blatant lying by just about anybody in power. Cynicism at least 'calls them out'.

@drrickmarshall1191

2 жыл бұрын

@@Protector0ne No, it's the opposite, wouldn't be very good consumers if that was true

daddy long legs lives for 2-7 years...........unless stepped on.

And if you are not here and I'm here that explains

(3:34) No, you didn't kill your puppy - Jesus killed your puppy, on His birthday, 'cause you didn't spend enough on your uncle's Christmas present.

That's not actually true about daddy longlegs.

Not me narstist do that

@leesmith-dennis4141

Жыл бұрын

Narstist?

the stuff about daddy long leg venom is not true, just a urban legend

I'm not a babysitter I have not seen u two days

Daddy long legs do not fly, as they don't have wings. Also, the thing about their poison being the strongest is a myth.

@bjroberts8982

2 жыл бұрын

In Britain, 'daddy long legs' refers to a crane fly, which do have wings, but barely know how to use them most of the time as Ricky demonstrated lol

Daddy long legs don’t have any poison or venom………..

daddy long legs live up to 3 years not a day

But not right now because we gotta re rewind the Mandela effect

Ignore lame title of this video...he makes hilarious jokes and tells funny stories about animals, he doesn't ' sh*t ' on them

I know it’s only a comedy routine but the common belief about the daddy long legs having the most toxic venom of all spiders is patently false. According to the Australian museum, the myth came about from observations of them eating Red-back Spiders, but their venom is not potent, even for insects. It is also rumoured their fangs are incapable of piercing human skin, that has been proven to be false also, as proven on myth busters.

@akwawka

2 жыл бұрын

Do you also know that the peanut it not a nut, it's a legume?

@DuTrom

2 жыл бұрын

One more thing, Daddy-Long-Legs aren't even spiders.

@Dan_Ben_Michael

2 жыл бұрын

@@DuTrom Daddy long legs are indeed spiders but the name also can refer to other arthropods such as crane flies.

@Tovek

2 жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious how little attention you pay to what Gervais is saying. He never once mentioned a spider lol.

If the kids get fed up with their pets abandon the kids!

Where u all are all volunteering there's still 49 states

I think they’re cute.

She doesn't want to see us happy

Daddy long legs can bite a human and penn the skin. It is not the strongest poison lol.

Well, a mermaid's better than a dog, not sure if a mermaid would like bacon.

I'm a Christian who likes much of Ricky's comedy. Not offended by jokes about God, I just find them lazy. He really hasn't thought that much about his unbelief. He uses humor to avoid real examining the evidence. And there is a ton of it.

@masteryoda8033

Жыл бұрын

Copium

@SMHman666

Жыл бұрын

Ricky has talked at length and repeatedly about his lack of belief so you are showing your ignorance.....or maybe you're comfortable with being a liar.

@gregturk2824

Жыл бұрын

@@SMHman666 if ricky has talked "at length" about his unbelief you should be able to point me to a lengthy video or 3 or 4 smaller ones where ricky is giving reasons for his atheism. It doesn't bother me one bit that he doesn't have a belief in God. But since you've heard him discuss it, why don't you give me his top 3 reasons for no God.

@SMHman666

Жыл бұрын

@@gregturk2824 I'm not here to educate you just because you are too lazy to check for yourself. Type into the search bar. It's that simple and you can see him discuss at length with people such as Harris, Dawkins, Colbert, Fry, etc, etc. Wouldn't you rather get his thoughts FROM HIM? Why would you want me to give you HIS reasons? We all know why, don't we?

@gregturk2824

Жыл бұрын

@Purple Syndicalist I think I'm the Greg you respond to, not sure. I'm a believer in God, I assume your not. I 66 and have had many conversations with atheist wanting proof. To be honest, and I am honest in asking this. What kind of proof would "need" to be convinced of God's existence?

The daddy long legs thing at the start is not true. That is an old myth. Not based in fact whatsoever.

So u and the new generation have to save the world

First thing he says is a complete myth.

Love Rick - but sadly like lots of so called wild life websites you also do not know what a Daddy long legs is - you are getting mixed up with a Crane fly - and yes there is something called a Daddy long legs spider but these are both NOT what a Daddy long legs is. The Daddy long legs is actually a creature referred to as a Harvestman and is not a true spider. They are a type of arachnid that is actually more closely related to scorpions. Unlike true spiders, daddy longlegs only have 2 eyes instead of 8, and they do not have silk glands so they do not produce webs. Also, daddy longlegs have different mouthparts than most other arachnids. They can eat solid foods instead of just liquids and they are commonly eaten by other true spiders.

@TheQzzyollie

2 жыл бұрын

You must be fun at parties.

Why are they called mermaids of they never even clean the house or serve drinks

In Satan's hold...Ricky is!!

RG needs to watch mythbusters.... Not even close to the most venomous. Also needs to learn the difference between venom and poison...

@xzox

2 жыл бұрын

Oh f*** off!

@treblesix8730

2 жыл бұрын

Another who's fun at parties....

@lilithlewis7310

2 жыл бұрын

What a Karen!

Father in law?

Because u think a puppy will make u happier

Jaded old man is angry ... again

Ur in depression saying that nobody loves you because the feminine tells u that I told you

The daddy long legs stuff is funny but not true.

The daddy long kegs story is a fallacy. It’s venom is pretty weak and no worry to humans.

He is funny but also incredibly creepy.

@BAztid

2 жыл бұрын

How so?

Or a kid

Because ur uncontious and we are treating you stop drinking keep following ur not keeping up

Stupid title you've given this

@Protector0ne

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I too was expecting a lot more defecating on puppies.

God made the serpent crawl on his belly for the rest of it's life Well the serpent was doing that anyway so hardly a punishment but god must have believed in evolution as he denied the snake from developing legs I am very confused no legs but talking with a lisp that's harsh for telling eve to get an education.

RG is funny as all hell, but "genius?" I don't think that word means what some people think it means.

Gervais' acting not as good as in fame or politics here. but at least he is doing some, unlike his latter stand ups where he is just ranting and overly pious, reading out his funny tweets and complaining.

Daddy long legs spiders actually do have fangs/teeth but too short to bite humans only smaller insects, so the point of that could be taken as God cared about humans lol.

Ur the problem

The hearts of the people are full of evil, and madness is in their hearts while they live, and after that, they go to the dead. For to him, that is joined to the living there is hope. A living dog is better than a dead lion. For the living know that they will die, but the dead knows nothing, neither have they any more a reward, and the memory of them is forgotten. Even their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished, neither have they any more a portion for ever in anything that is done under the sun. God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air for it repented me that I have made them. But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not trying to be nasty or scare you. You may be a good person but Christ came for the sinners to call them to repentance. He died for the sins of the world so that you won't have to stand before God miserably, poor, blind, and naked. There is but one way God approved and whoever rejects his son rejects God and will suffer the wrath of God. And for those who believe that Jesus Christ has risen from the dead, shall live forever and the light of their candle will never burn out.

@anastasiaclifford1304

Жыл бұрын

He is ok, he's just saying God is real, Jesus his son is real too. Jesus died for our sins so that we can have eternal life. Just say Lord I believe in you and that you died for me, for forgive me for my sins, in Jesus name, Amen 🙏

Try making jokes on Islam. Jesus is an easy pick

LISTEN TO RICKY WHILST IMAGINING THAT HES THE DEVIL

Or gay men

God is real, Jesus is the son of God and He is real too.He died for our sins that we might have eternal life. Pray and acknowledge Him as your savior 🙏

@bluesteel8376

8 ай бұрын

ahabhahbahaha

You lucky Christian not like other I dont know what happen to you if you make fun of other religion? Jesus Loves You bro everyday

@seanmuir2862

Жыл бұрын

You realize that the abrahamic religions are the most violent in history by far, and christianity is still the top killers in that group

But not right now because we gotta re rewind the Mandela effect