I walked past two guys doing number 10 once...didn't know what came over me.

@aayushraghuvamshi9134

3 жыл бұрын

lmao that pun though

@jackdaknife

3 жыл бұрын

2 years old but still gold

@Tammyaway

3 жыл бұрын

What came over you? I'd assume they did.

@OlaftheGreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tammyaway FUCK that's good

@arthurpewtey

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tammyaway Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooosh....

"Why not just throw in an onion?" I have tears running down my cheeks after that one! ROTF!

@metalmike3780

6 жыл бұрын

dont cut onions then

@GhaniKunto

6 жыл бұрын

that’s number 6

@meot.meo.1097

2 жыл бұрын

And how Ricky walked in the phrase. The most hilarious thing about it is You can watch THIS Ricky in a Chef's suit. 🤣

Licking the fingers killed me!

@patmatb

7 жыл бұрын

Exclamations

@knallpistolen

6 жыл бұрын

!!!

@whoneedsposers

2 жыл бұрын

Wipe them on the duvet or curtains before you lick them. The smell and taste of sh*t is not as bad then.

@mandymoore5774

2 жыл бұрын

That was the mic drop moment for me !

He is so good at creating suspense by delaying the joke as he gleefully enjoys it himself

@AlmostEthical

7 ай бұрын

He looks like he's imagining how the goodly burghers in the audience will react to the next line,, and it cracks him up.

I have a pamphlet thatll solve world hunger 1: Why not eat?

@whataboutredlorry

6 жыл бұрын

Why not eat some gently used Watermelon?

@Pilkie101

4 жыл бұрын

I'm more concerned about losing weight and eating less!

@aashimasrivastava4687

3 жыл бұрын

Eat the pamphlet

@zakboukhriss

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hello there Marie Antoinette.

@RichardHeiney

3 жыл бұрын

You need 10... two rows of 5. It's the symmetry that will sell it.

shakespeare, dickens ... the office

@fabiocaeiro_99

7 жыл бұрын

Captain! I need an explanation please...

@thearchivist7824

7 жыл бұрын

Gervais created and starred in the original The Office. He was being sarcastic.

@obviouslydead6971

7 жыл бұрын

The Abyssal Archivist Thanks

@fabiocaeiro_99

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't knew about that show. Thanks! :D

@boffeycn

7 жыл бұрын

Do you like Dickens? I don' knowe, I've never been to one.

One of the funniest things I have ever heard was when one of our teachers came into the classroom laughing his head off. He had just been reading a leaflet in the staffroom that had been sent to each school ( From the education dept. or whatever ) about suggestions on how to teach teenage kids about ...well, "The facts of life" for want of a better phrase. Thus it began :-"Imagine Mummy has an engine in her tummy and Daddy has a starting handle". Of course we were all in hysterics! Then he said "Honestly, this is for real, this is actually what they have sent us, for teaching FIFTEEN year olds!"

@wojciechgac

2 жыл бұрын

If this is how they do it in the education dept., no wonder they come up with such wonderful ideas :D.

not one of them was "why not wear a condom"

@wwf-weirdwrestlingfan

3 жыл бұрын

I know right, like wasn't the whole point of the article to prevent heterosexual men from getting HIV, not suggestions on what *FUN* should look like

@arch3861

3 жыл бұрын

@@wwf-weirdwrestlingfan I think you have the wrong term for gay men... for the same gender it’s homosexual not heterosexual

@lucaslucas191202

3 жыл бұрын

@@arch3861 You don’t think, you know

@thesoundsmith

3 жыл бұрын

This was directed at men who refuse to wear a condom. BTW, a ripe, juicy cantaloupe is MUCH more erotic than a watermelon. And easier to cuntrol...

@besnick

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesoundsmith ...how would you know

I have scientifically proven that this bit cannot be watched during the night without waking someone up. My test subjects did not find it as funny though.

@ProgrammedPersona

9 жыл бұрын

I did it.

@FabulousSatoshiMochida

9 жыл бұрын

Dr. Jay I also tried, another failure.

@samguy7654

6 жыл бұрын

Dr. Jay And it also cannot be watched the night after you had unprotected sex, speaking from experience lol.

@baysukurt5518

5 жыл бұрын

Guys, I tried it again 3 years later. Still unsuccessful

@incubis4976

5 жыл бұрын

Ha I have AirPods in

I put a lot of effort into that leaflet .... unappreciated.

@AOMartialArts

6 жыл бұрын

Upton Robotics Pty Ltd 9 out of ten. The window idea was a hair off though.

@treschicestmoi

3 жыл бұрын

lol.... brilliant

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

Yout leaflet got an entire bit dedicated to it in a Ricky G show so I think it did get the appreciation it deserves

@RyanUptonInnovator

3 жыл бұрын

@@youdontneedtoknow6621 I was joking, not my leaflet. Thankyou for being concerned for me though. awwwwwwe.

@PaulTheSkeptic

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't work that hard. You never even mentioned the mouth.

they've already come out of the closet so why not out the window?

@eliasolin5965

7 жыл бұрын

thank you, good sir

@heatherlawrence7039

6 жыл бұрын

Lol nice

@oliverholm3973

6 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell... You know what? Sure. You get that one. Anything - 1, Anything Else - 0

@Lordpoliticallyincorrect

5 жыл бұрын

*Wicked ;)*

@sanketx143

3 жыл бұрын

The best. Haha.

I love everything about him, but I especially like his body language. That little shrug of the shoulders is hilarious.

Funniest man on earth.He doesn’t even have to say a word and I’m laughing .

i love how hes cracking up at his own stand-up

@busking6292

3 жыл бұрын

I was under the impression he was laughing at the list.

Whole new meaning to "It's raining men"

@maargenbx1454

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes!

@dangraham3361

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

Rick has to be one of the best British comedians ever

I wish he'd gone through the whole leaflet 😂😂😂

@EJS-7

6 жыл бұрын

Ashmoe418 we can go through it together if you want 😏😏😏😏😏

@clairehughes6280

5 жыл бұрын

Perv, lol

@neo2419912

4 жыл бұрын

@ashmoe418 I'm pretty sure he thinks you're a tgirl

@marvelsomething1952

2 жыл бұрын

@@neo2419912 not that there's anything wrong with that

@wojciechgac

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure nothing new would come out of there...

I just love how he giggles before he reads each one.

The guy at 2:30 is having the time of his life lmao

I believe the leaflet was true, Ricky mentioned it in one of the old XFM shows back in 2003.

Just love him! He is a fantastic performer but also love him for his input against animal cruelty. He has stolen my heart.

I love how he laughs at his own stand up

@antoinemozart243

3 жыл бұрын

It's prepared and part f the show !

@fungling7982

2 жыл бұрын

@@antoinemozart243 Prepared jokes are so much harder to do without laughing, because you'd get selfconscious and it would seem funnier. It would for me at least!

@antoinemozart243

2 жыл бұрын

@@fungling7982 it's part f the preparation.

@attackpatterndelta8949

2 жыл бұрын

I think he’s more laughing at how ludicrous the leaflet is. He’s also notorious for corpsing.

Shakespeare, Dickens, ....the Office (Brilliant!)

This has got to be one of the funniest pieces of stand up ever, I am crying with laughter

I love you Ricky you make my day better.

The way he builds the suspenses before each point. One of the best stand up comedian 👏🙌

Oh my GOD I need this leaflet! I swear I was crying of laughter.

the funniest part is that he can't help laughing himself, I remember him talking about it on xfm and he could barely get out the words

What's not often considered is how good a physical comedian Ricky actually is.👍

Ricky is just a savage, I love it

This bit was so very funny that my stomach hurts. Ricky is comedy gold. He just shows how absurd people are in their thinking.

@wordpolice7564

3 жыл бұрын

Sounded like good common sense to me.

@falldog9

2 жыл бұрын

Still hilarious all these years later....

Always on the Bach never on Debussy

@ts3011ISRL

9 жыл бұрын

Ynse Schaap ??

@YnseSchaap

9 жыл бұрын

Familyguy joke, takes to long to explain, look it up on youtube

@YnseSchaap

9 жыл бұрын

:-)

@kerensabirch5214

8 жыл бұрын

Ynse Schaap You have to know music.

@YnseSchaap

8 жыл бұрын

Kerensa Birch You do

It reminded me of the ninety year old man who said to his wife that maybe they needed to get tested for Aids. When she asked why , he said "Well, we have annual sex!"

@seanyring

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Frost do u even english?

@jackfrost2146

7 жыл бұрын

Sean Murphy Yes, I English four times a day.

@pisse3000

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Frost On his back or in his hair?

@craigcorson3036

6 жыл бұрын

Annual would be a big step up for...some of us.

@wordpolice7564

3 жыл бұрын

@@pisse3000 Way to put a spin on it!

Someone walking under the window: "That's funny, could've sworn I felt raindrops, but there's not a cloud in the sky..."

Bloody Brilliant!

This proves many things: 1) The smarter you are, the better your comedy. 2) Why make shit up when REAL LIFE gives you gems like this?

Whenever I see any of Ricky's act (or movies or anything), I can't help picture Karl and what his reaction would be. I bet he is watching and going this, "it's alright"

Probably one of his best!

Absolutely Brilliant

It's real, I remember him talking about it during the early days of XFM

@Pebble_Collector

7 жыл бұрын

Series 2, episode 50 to be precise. I'm on another run through them as I type this out. Very funny.

You are amazing Ricky xx

This cracks me up every time

BRILLIANT!!!

So funny! A comedy Legend!

he is just the best. period

I've tried a couple of these. I have to say, I loved it.

This made me laugh so hard. Especially number 10 😂😂😂😂

Glorious

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard

It is simply the greatest sentence ever ,im still laughing.

I'm crying, It's just too funny. xD

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the bananas on the back of the card! OMGGGGGG “I don’t trust you! I’m putting on a shower cap!”

Odd.. I don't recall the forecast mentioning rain.

@ProgrammedPersona

9 жыл бұрын

O_O XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@mohammadrouzbeh9086

9 жыл бұрын

There is a possibility of jacking off out of the window tomorrow!

@BaronVonQuiply

9 жыл бұрын

Mohammed Rouzbeh "Thanks, Mo. And now here's Jim with Sports"

@ProgrammedPersona

9 жыл бұрын

Baron von Quiply Thanks, Baron. I'm Jim Jaluski with the sports watch! Now, here we see the famous man known as Jacko Ff...

@NotEvenPerfect

5 жыл бұрын

You made me think of Fullmetal Alchemist, which I wasn't really expecting.

legend!

I adore you Ricky

I was dying of laughter! :) LOL

I needed a good laughter. T.Y.

Saw Ricky in Manchester on this tour, this must have been added to later concerts as I don't recall him doing this at the time. V funny man.

@thesimpsons17

8 жыл бұрын

This bit is from his second tour Politics from the early 2000s the American shows are kind of a best bits of all his tours

It’s the little extra bits of humour nuggets that make it.

He is the best comedian.

Does anyone have a picture of this leaflet?

@jim191185

9 жыл бұрын

***** He's holding it in his hand :/

@Surya112

9 жыл бұрын

jim jimjim I mean an actual image of it. So I can save it, and look at numbers 4-9.

@jim191185

9 жыл бұрын

***** Oh I see lol... Try his website, might be on there if you're lucky :) let me know.

@SporkyMcFly

9 жыл бұрын

jim jimjim No link came through

@baronsamedi5685

9 жыл бұрын

BaraSkit07 "came through" wink wink

Love him. 🤣

this is the hardest i've laughed in a while ahahah

Great job on a well put together youtube video. You have completed a bang up effort here.

This is deadset one of the funniest videos on KZread.

So many things deemed too bad for KZread and are removed but this one has stood the test of time👍

It's really hard watching this at midnight when everyone is sleeping

I need this flyer

I feel like this pamphlet was probably planted by somebody playing a joke.

@janeallgood9833

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, like in a joke magazine or something. with most things like this in comedy (EG: most comedians BS hypothetical stories) it'd be funny if it was real, but if you are just making shit up to hit a fake punchline, it loses 80% of the hilarity- and i just have a hard time believing its real. I'm sick of comedians lying to me like I'm an idiot. insulting. i can make up funnier stuff, but its fake. i do genuinely enjoy how he laughs at his own jokes though. i honestly find it endearing.

@georgeb8383

2 жыл бұрын

@@janeallgood9833 he mentioned this on xfm in 2003 so I think it is actually real, but agree with what you mean

I laughed so fucking hard... Now my neighbors think I'm even more insane.

I’m gonna go watch the office now

Hillarious Genius

"Watermelon." "Thank you!"

I was just walking down the street, I don’t know what came over me

You r amazing ricky, no 10 is the best :d

I used to work with Ricky and that leaflet was real. All of us were passing ourselves laughing at how ludicrous it was.

@AshChirnMusic

Жыл бұрын

can you remember what the other things on the leaflet were?

Not the hair 🤣🤣

Ahahahah!!! Despite the list, he could read a shopping list and be irresistible the same!!!!

Omg hilarious!

I love this guy!

Ricky....loved the pamphlet routine.... I was thinking at the very end when number ten said WHY NOT COME OUT A WINDOW? ... AFTER your comments say then there's 2 guys below the window yelling "NOT THE HAIR!!!!!" just an afterthought ...love your work....love from America's Funny Lady, "J,R,"

@jaclynkolhoff4380

6 жыл бұрын

Judith Roth Americas funny lady I have to tell you something a bit upsetting... This is not Ricky's channel. If by some bizarre coincidence he is looking through youtube comments on bootleg versions of his own old stand-up material I seriously doubt he would revise his routine and change it based on your shortsighted callback. You explain the state of America. Love ya

Hilarious!!!

Thats number 17. Number 19 is over there. My belly hurts haha :D

It is!

Why Not! Come Out A Window?

he actually made me laugh out loud and had to wipe my eyes !! Damn that was a good one :-D

@TheJolyro

10 жыл бұрын

haven't watched that one yet but it is on my list :-)

@ElizabethF

10 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, that was pretty spectacular and that's coming from a "Yank" lol

#10 is Epic :D :)

that was pretty damn funny!

Im dying!!lol

When Ricky laughs before he reads it you know it will be golden!

i cried laughing

I've got hairs growin on me belly.... hahahahaha hahahahaha

that watermelon had me rolling

I cracked up just watching him crack up

Hahaha I remember Ricky telling this story to Steve and Karl on XFM.

Imagine a guy getting shat on by a bird, only to find that the substance is of a very familiar viscosity.

That's because Out of England was his first stand up show in the US so I imagine he picked his favourite bits from his shows

3 rows of 3 would've done it!! gosh

The twist is the leaflet is real AND written by Rick Gervais !

He became a world celebrity comedian despite not being named 'Jimmy.'