He's probably the only comedian whose whole bit is just to state everyday things people do and make it HILARIOUS 😅

@ummtalhah313

3 жыл бұрын

@Boris Erdogan hmm. I think other observational comedians kinda mix it up a bit though. This is literally all Michael McIntyre does.

@lizadoesray

3 жыл бұрын

How about Jerry Seinfeld? All observational comedy.

@ozzydozzy1

3 жыл бұрын

Billy Connely

@Max-eh3gj

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Kay

@abigailmitchell2198

Жыл бұрын

Lee Evans

Seriously, the most relatable comedian in existence.

@purplez4785

3 жыл бұрын

Except for lee evans

@warrior2835

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplez4785 who is lee evans?

@warrior2835

3 жыл бұрын

I actually think that Rowan Atkinson is the funniest

@bloodreddemons69

3 жыл бұрын

Rowan Atkinson and Michael MacIntyre are the best

@ReadyPlayerDog

3 жыл бұрын

He's very much like Jasper Carrot with a bit of Lee Evens thrown in.

He is winning at observational comedy - truly a work of art. Pissing myself every time lol

@Gherkinlife

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't find a loo then?

@Megz1501

3 жыл бұрын

Dãndy Liõn 😂😂

@waywardgoddess7219

3 жыл бұрын

Just don't do it on the seats LOL

@worsten32

3 жыл бұрын

So it was you.. -.-

@bryehoran4557

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gherkinlife or the sea 😂

Who else spends 5 minutes trying to find a clean cubicle in a public toilet.😂

@Huntedj20

3 жыл бұрын

Yup,

@linda8457

3 жыл бұрын

Dev Patel that and checking the lock to make sure you don’t get stuck in there😳

@ksportz66

3 жыл бұрын

Dev Patel - impossible... I hold... unless on long haul flight :/

@wendymckeown7206

3 жыл бұрын

Q@@Huntedj20

@chiagarerern6073

3 жыл бұрын

i scour every single cubicle on EVERY floor of a mall until i find the "perfect" one. if not i'll just hold it in😂

why is it there is always someone who finds the need to sit in the cubicle next to you when there is 4 other empty cubicles 😂

@derlangsame4471

3 жыл бұрын

Because that is the second cleanest one after yours

@Gherkinlife

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically named tinkle too lol.

@tinklegaming2298

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gherkinlife hehe :P

@colinweir5807

3 жыл бұрын

The Deal or No Deal runner up.

@island661

3 жыл бұрын

The same reason they decide to park their car right next to you, when you and deliberately tried to park away from people. 🙄

Icheal Ackinkacker back for another absolute banger

@romainsavioz5466

3 жыл бұрын

🦷

@hamishdonaldson8240

3 жыл бұрын

Its not Icheal Akinkacker its icheal Ackinkacker

@lordtachocolate3568

3 жыл бұрын

Hamish Donaldson *confused face of the receptionist intensifies*

@jessicaj8564

3 жыл бұрын

Sir would you like a wan kee??

@eleanorblackledge8842

3 жыл бұрын

Jessica J one of his best joke no joke

I've always loved how Michael makes us laugh at our everyday lives but I just realised that he is highlighting the utter absurdities of our society.

Usually I don't find toilet jokes funny, but has always Michael McIntyre made me laugh.

@incognitos4342

3 жыл бұрын

T Iger cuz you’re the one who pees and poops everywhere except the toilet 😂😂😂

@leonbanks5728

Жыл бұрын

You can say it was toilet humour.

This man is the funniest man alive. (Edit) ik it's only 41 likes but it's the most I've got on a comment so thanks.

@jodistewart4452

3 жыл бұрын

I love Michael McIntyre

Watching this man is hazardous to my health. I laugh so hard I basically stop breathing!! How does he know so much about my life???

His hability to make people laugh is boundless! I'm Brazilian, live in Brazil and still, he is my favourite comedian!

Every bit of his performance is funny, the jokes, the floppy hair, the intonation...

I've listened to the same jokes many times yet it's still funny as heck. I don't think there are many comedians who are timeless as he is.

McIntyre is the most relatable comedian! He beats every American comedian.

@podiapod888

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Fadhil American comedians aren’t even funny, compared to the Brits, IMHO.

@spoon8179

3 жыл бұрын

@@podiapod888 that because American comedy is not funny to us brits

@romainsavioz5466

3 жыл бұрын

@@spoon8179 well it would if they spoke english

@Prophetic_Piano

3 жыл бұрын

@@copperrose4376 How bout Matthew Perry?

@katieviolin3621

3 жыл бұрын

I find American comedy funny. I dont think they need to get our dry humour,its still funny in itself

what I like about you Michael is that you treat the audience with respect unlike other comedians. Keep on going... good luck!

The toilet seat run was hilarious🤣

@kaypendergast5676

3 жыл бұрын

I found it very funny too.

Someone needs to mention those toilet cubicles where you need to have the body width of a pencil to walk into the cubicle and close the door again. Many doors practically touch the toilet pan as you open them and you are forced to stand in a piss puddle in the corner, whilst you reach behind you to close the door again. If you are wearing a backpack, you have to take it off, levitate it in front of you as you enter, stand in the piss puddle, retract your arm then close the door. Oh and not forgetting the missing or broken coat hook so you have to ponder the health risk of putting it on the pissy floor!

@bigsistruck

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yes! I always make sure the stall has the hook for my purse or I won't use it!

@carolynworthington8996

3 жыл бұрын

Ross Yes!

@johnlloyddy7016

3 жыл бұрын

And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.

@johnlloyddy7016

3 жыл бұрын

And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.

@silvasilvasilva

3 жыл бұрын

It's even worse at airports, where people will certainly have some kind of luggage and there's just not enough room in the cubicles.

One of the most iconic comedians ever.

I love how he turned a little mistake into a whole extra joke 😂

@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl

Жыл бұрын

which mistake?

@dancophobe1

Жыл бұрын

He did?

@whatsinaname3561

11 ай бұрын

The toilet door not going above your head??

Mission impossible: Try to eat while watching Michael McIntyre

@jobloggs5248

3 жыл бұрын

i know he puts you off

@DH-of7ri

3 жыл бұрын

@@jobloggs5248 no, because I can't stop laughing

@IdahoDali

3 жыл бұрын

I learned the hard way not to pull cones while listening to Michael McIntyre.

@suzannebowers8634

3 жыл бұрын

I had never heard of him before. Watched him for the first time on my laptop and had to put my coffee aside before I did a spit take on it. I wish I had been warned just how funny he really is!! I’ve watched a bunch of his other videos, too.

A mother was telling her doctor how her three year old peed the bed a few times every week. The doctor told her that it wasn't very unusual. Her reply was "Not unusual? From the top of the wardrobe?"

Have you ever been to a school bathroom, if there is a door you have one the jackpot

@itsskyler98

3 жыл бұрын

Dean Barton or a toilet in general

@tcbuses

3 жыл бұрын

If you find one with out shit and piss and Jordan’s number on the wall. FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GAY, AND DONT WANT A GOOD TIME! Jesus Christ

He done a Marathon walking around the stage

@Bangsy3000

3 жыл бұрын

i don't like ur pfp 😐

@brandonfletcher2842

3 жыл бұрын

Lucy Rose how comes ?

@Exceltiaawesome

3 жыл бұрын

Lucy Rose Same. I would have liked the comment otherwise. That’s a huge yikes.

How can 5 people vote him down? Michael is a genius! LOVE MICHAEL!

@emilyalcorn3547

3 жыл бұрын

12 now... it’s a disgrace! Michaels hilarious 😂

@emilian7052

3 жыл бұрын

17 now

@asterunum

2 жыл бұрын

I bet they're public bathroom designers and/or cleaners.

@winifredrobinson5132

4 ай бұрын

Aliens?

Haven't laughed like that in many years🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

The Tai chi comment about the tap is so true 😂😂

The toilet door description got my in tears of laughter

I’m on the toilet as I’m watching and I’ve never laughed so hard at something so relatable

One of the amazing things about Switzerland besides the beautiful cities and great landscapes was the public toilets! I almost got teary-eyed by how clean even the most isolated public toilet was. With finished rolls all neatly put aside in a line on a shelf. And the motorway toilets! I thought: Did I step into a spa by mistake? Rock walls, soft lights, relaxing music. Sure you had to pay one franc to get in but it was well-worthed.

Absolutely love this guy uploading his specials at bits of a time for us peasants to view them freely. Class act.

We have those air blades at work, motion sensors, and literally 90%+ of the workforce can't get them to work. Day in. Day out. Months on end, still doing tai chi every break period

@irisgallati

3 жыл бұрын

This is how these modern companies want to make work-life-balance easy for you...😅🤣🤣😜🥴🦸‍♀️💃🕺🤺🤸‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♀️🙏👘

@markfox1545

3 жыл бұрын

'Literally 90%'? So...90%, you mean....

it's 2 am and im trying to be quiet while laughing my head off 😂

This is every time for me in the services

Oh my gosh... I have tears running down my face... My family is wondering if I am OK. Laughing and crying at the same time. Great compellation.

Hahahahahahahaha So hilarious !! The fact that it is so true makes it so much funnier and how you deliver it. You are fabulous

Watching this and realised I was crying with laughter.

He makes everything we cope with daily, hilarious.

I haven't laughed so hard I nearly choked in years.

"DEAL!"🤣 I know that feeling. My 12 year old learned the hard way to check for to toilet paper BEFOREHAND.

Comedy is everywhere, he know the way to see and express it. Legend!

"kicks off the lock" that kick x'D

2:46 Got this far before I was about ready to cave in with laughter

I don't get why men's toilets are so filthy and I'm a man. I mean do these guys piss all over the floor and up the walls, decorate everything with random bits of toilet paper and never flush a shit at home?! ... And if I'm so drunk I can't aim anymore I sit down. It's not difficult XD

@dylanromani2596

3 жыл бұрын

honestly, the womens bathroom can be gross to. similar to the mens, except without the pee on the wall and then of course the blood which is gross. idk why people are nasty.

0:00 - 4:18 This was one of my favourite bits of the DVD. I was in stitches 😂😂

wish you had a one hour video of your show . your so funny love it

He's so relatable Him and Lee Evan's are too brilliant when it comes to being moods 😂

I actually love this man I’m crying 😂😂😂

WARNING! Not to be watched while bursting for a pee....unless already on the loo.....it will not end well 😂😂😂

@lastjellyontheplate8828

Жыл бұрын

I was watching holding it in then saw your comment, so had to pause and go have a pee before it ended badly 👍

1:48 that kick was unexpectedly vigorous!

Funniest guy ever! I can watch him and laugh my heads out any time

Brilliant comedy at its best for sure thanks Michael ..

Brilliant. Have seen Michael live. Amazing.

Never did I think I needed to see a Saturday night TV host and comedian rant about public shitting.

Best comedian I’ve ever seen.

Thank you again and I remember being half cut and I had no idea how to get the water to flow in a club, so I had asked other girls. Take care of yourself, Mate

Unbeliiiiavable on point, my point exactly, just geniusly interpreted🤩 🙈 as always...

you're my favorite comedian keep up the good work👍👍👍

Omg I love michael!..he makes me laugh everytime!..

I love him!

In this context the term "stand-up" gets added meaning

Oh my gosh this is so funny!! 😂🤣😂 so true!

Michael is definitely my favourite comedian! 😅

i cant get enough of this

His humour is so artistically delivered he should be made prescribed viewing for those folks who suffer depression 😊

Favourite comedian ❤️💙

The truth is that they sign off on the 'cleaning' checklist without ever cleaning anything.

@jessicaj8564

3 жыл бұрын

Do you always presume people.are stupid ?

@ksportz66

3 жыл бұрын

Cindy Giesbrecht - I always wipe my a*rse on the checklist

@clickbait7949

3 жыл бұрын

Jessica J well I assume ur stupid

Where are the seats, who are you?😂👍 About accessing water from modern faucets, I was in Rome many years ago, went to the loo in a pizza place. It took me ages to figure out there was a foot pedal under the sink for the water faucet! A lot of Tai Chi went on before that!😂👍

😂lmao👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻thats f/ing hilarious nearly 😆peed myself🤣

Great observation and dares to say the things we daren't 😀

I can relate sooo much...🤣

Michael YOU ARE the funniest guy ever ,,,, I am going to die laughing 😂 ❤️

Good god look at the calf’s on that guy!!😂🤣😂

Gives Michael in the bathroom a whole new meaning

Omg he is brilliant!

like the backup! lol!

His sketch about bees and wasps is my favorite. Total panicker here, not gonna lie. 😂

@3:25 🤣 the shitting feet of strangers!!

The KING of comedy

Having grown up -- until I got fed up -- with Richard Pryor and others specialising in lewd humour, Michael is a breath of fresh air!

The best💜

I'm a gal, but seriously, I'm the 'creepy guy' that loves those Dyson airblades. I love 'em to bits and I'm convinced I creep people out

The public loo is way too relatable. Lol I’m always afraid I’ll fart or something in the loo and someone will see me later in the store because they noticed my shoes and will laugh at me or talk behind my back. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Just discovered you. Funniest stuff ever.

He's so right! 🤣😂🤣😂

Lol this guy 😂

He is so normal I love it

lol this man breathes and I start laughing

Ah I love ya man

I thought, by the thumbnail, that the corona brain virus has reached Michael.

Great now I'm not going to see the Dyson hand dryers the same again 😂

You got us

I always wounderd about the broken T. seats 🤔, there never seen to been seen.,never fixed.. or if there half time they've icky surface drips and lobsided seats...Tragic 😏 Worse is the stray hair left behind gives me the shivers 🤐

Now i understand why toilets with motion sensors have pee allover the place 😂

Well, in olden days Asia, the toilet doors really just covered the middle.

@jessicaj8564

3 жыл бұрын

How long ago?

@ruuoxi

3 жыл бұрын

yea..imagine the queuing though...watching the man poop for your next turn, or being watched by a bunch of strangers while you're pooping...

I don't even live in this country and it's hilarious 😂

hey welcome to my world....i clean loos for a living 🤣🤣 and guarantee you that you clean them and then 5 mins later are filthy again 🤣

When I was little, I picked up a toilet seat, realised it was heavy and dropped it on the floor. It smashed.

I can't believe I have this mindset now every time I go to the loos,😂😂😂😂

Funniest man on earth 😂😂😂

3:49 how hot are the lights on stage!