Much as I enjoy lewd jokes and lots of swearing in my stand-up comedy, Michael has the brilliance to make you choke on your tongue with laughter about the most mundane things! He has the power to make you chuckle every time you encounter something silly or annoying in everyday life and that is the purpose of a comedian done right!

The German shepherd killed me 😂

I sit with my mother at night while she sleeps, and I tried not to laugh. She has a rare form of Parkinson's, and stops breathing at night sometimes, so I watch her to make sure she is ok. I watch stuff like this to help with the stress of it. I did everything I could not to laugh 😅 but I couldn't help it. Luckily she just snorted and stayed asleep 😴 🙃 😄 Thank you so much for making my life easier in moments of stress!!! You are the best, and my favorite comedian!!! Love to you and your family. Stay safe 🙏 😁💜

@BulldogLady347

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, sending hugs to you 🤗

@kittykat8169

3 жыл бұрын

😊❤️❤️🙏🙏

@kittykat8169

3 жыл бұрын

@nieooj gotoy what penguins?

@conversationswithkat5710

3 жыл бұрын

@@BulldogLady347 thank you so much 💖

@conversationswithkat5710

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittykat8169 thank you! So sweet!💗

😂😂😂 The French poodle, "I'm not 'appy."

@katiearbuckle9017

3 жыл бұрын

That whole joke was a Hetalia Dog Rp.... I am dead serious.

OMG the password thing was absolutely spot on with all 3 🤣🤣 I was praying he'd finish with an exclamation mark and he did! Great stuff.

@MkurugenziMwenyekiti

2 жыл бұрын

I am changing my passwords. Here I was thinking how clever I was. That feeling got rubbished when he said "until all of our eyes stopped upon the exclamation mark" 😆😆😆😆😆

@crazymindU2A

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was underscore

Michael is quite extraordinary; despite the title of this video he is the comedian who unlike many others does not rely on jokes about sex - which generally aren’t even very funny - to get by. Michael takes every day situations that we’ve all experienced and has us all laughing from the absurdity and the truth of it. Absolutely love him. Don’t change Michael!

@necymamaril3735

3 жыл бұрын

FrancescaJoyBubbles I totally agree. I don’t get tired of him!

@2Sparrows4aFarthing

3 жыл бұрын

I beg to differ, sex jokes are hilarious 😆

@vanillaboichris6735

3 жыл бұрын

Bit like Peter Kay, but I think Peter Kay is just a bit more funnier and original

@paulop3730

3 жыл бұрын

Micheal is good, but not as good as people say he is. Yes, I can relate, but doesn’t mean it’s funny.

@1915FadedBelly

3 жыл бұрын

Fluffy!!

As a kiwi I can confirm saying Deck really can get one in trouble 😊

@jamesbroadbent3555

3 жыл бұрын

The kiwi goes into a hardware store in Australia and says he needs to fix a drip on his deck. The store assistant says I think you need a doctor, mate.

@jessmcneilly2101

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbroadbent3555 I thought I had heard them all :D

@JBG-AjaxzeMedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbroadbent3555 whats that supposed to sound like

@davsavchav

3 жыл бұрын

"Hands on deck" definitely threw me off one time.

@DragonGateDesign

3 жыл бұрын

@@davsavchav nah that's how one tosses off

Michael is just sooooo good with accents. He is just fabulous :)

The password bit is something everyone can relate too, gave me a big laugh.

I can confirm as an Australian that the description of the Australian accent is so accurate 😂😂

@jessicadangerfield3809

3 жыл бұрын

Fellow Aussie here and I completely agree 🙂

@Artyshell53

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yup, west Aussie here and it's 💯 on point

@Paladin101

3 жыл бұрын

Julia Gillard to a tea...👍

@aussiewonderer

3 жыл бұрын

WA here, it's as dinkum as it can be

@phatputer

3 жыл бұрын

As a Kiwi he got both spot on, first comedian I have heard to do it, so good

Michael gets 1 key for the hardwood deck on the 6 floor. Hotel receptionists are always so helpful to Michael. 😂😂❤

@mjjacobsen7529

3 жыл бұрын

🤣Yep...No beating around the bush with us Aussies 😂we are ver y obliging....slap-bang😆straight to the point....a wing ding on the hardwood deck on the sixth floor 😉👍🏼👍🏼beaudy 🥂cheers

@Flattus_Cattus

3 жыл бұрын

Or sexy lol. "This is your wake up call."

@laurenchristine9209

3 жыл бұрын

1key 😂😂😂😂

@Tiredmum

Жыл бұрын

then he lies down in bed and the lights all go on

The password got me dead!!!!! Everyone has very similar concept !!! 😂🤣

Oh, My! I’m an American and in hospital for chronic illness. As soon as my nurse heard your voice busted out laughing, “Ackle Ackentire!” It was a lovely bonding moment.

@lizzbeth7483

3 жыл бұрын

Praying for your fast recovery. Faith can move mountains.

@conversationswithkat5710

3 жыл бұрын

Praying for a speedy recovery 🙏 much love from NC, 🇺🇸

@Mortthemoose

3 жыл бұрын

I love that dentist skit too Cherie. I am not in hospital, but am disabled with chronic illnesses. Ackle Ackentire helps me to keep going. I was actually smiling to myself, by myself, in my bed the other night, as that exact skit popped into my head!! 😂😂 (I haven't even watched that one for months!!). My thoughts are with you. Sending love, from Scotland, UK.

@themiddlething

3 жыл бұрын

Wishing you strength and hoping you are feeling better for what it's worth

Awesome, could watch him all day....but then would never get anything done except laughing!

@kathrynblodgett1969

3 жыл бұрын

It's been on Netflix for only a week and I've watched it four times.

@alexorpin9893

3 жыл бұрын

I DO watch him all day and all I get done is laughing. Any other students struggling?

@Saartje05

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Dutch and when I 'discovered' Michael McIntyre I couldn't stop watching. I'm constantly on the floor. Sadly he's hardly known here.

@NikkiSalazar.

3 жыл бұрын

Laughter does burn calories tho

@eljay3457

3 жыл бұрын

@@NikkiSalazar. Hmm....must watch even more!

As an Aussie, that is the best description of an Aussie accent I’ve ever heard.

He’s nailed the New Zealand accent big time. Love from Australia 🇦🇺🦘❤️

I joined Netflix just to watch Michael McIntyre’s special. Absolutely hilarious! I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. Thank you Michael for doing what you do!! 😀

Oh, I remember watching that whole thing on Netflix the day it came out. Hilarious as always!

@chillx656

3 жыл бұрын

HI LOL

Passwords are SO true! Hahaha!

@eljay3457

3 жыл бұрын

Loved the audience's faces, and you realised they'd all done the same thing!

I never get tired of watching all of the old clips, but this is brilliant to see! Michael you are a comedy legend!

This is the best french accent from a non french person I've ever heard !!

He seems like such a genuinely lovely fellow! Love his comedy.

Once i told an australian "you have the most venomous creatures on earth".he said "yeah but they don't always bite".

No words that express the gift this man has!!! Fascinating!!

Kiwi and Aussie accents done very well XD Thank you and I have watched your Netflix show more than once already. Take care of yourself, Mate

I am embarrassed to say that I didn't catch the time difference joke at first. I absolutely love this man, he has a way of making life look more interesting than it really is 😂😂👌👌😘😘

@cloudyazure

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain the joke I don't understand 😢

@jadejolasinmi363

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudyazure because the time difference is 12 hours, 1 am in New Zealand is 1pm in the UK. And except changing am to pm if the watch has that function, there is nothing else to change. You don't need to worry about the number it's the same.

@cloudyazure

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadejolasinmi363 oh thanks. Wow I'm embarrassed I didn't get that😅

@jadejolasinmi363

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudyazure No probs, I didn't get it at first either and you're welcome.

A brilliant observer of life and our daft ways' 👏👏

Michael McIntyre is brilliant. No matter how many times I watch his videos I find his materia hilarious. Never tire of Michael.

Michael McIntyre never fails to get me laughing, without fail💯🤣

"feast on those" had me DEAD ahahaha

Thank you for this special surprise to fill up my weekend slot. My family was practically dying from laughter. And I think my mum had probably not seen a more relatable statement than *Once my wife wakes up in the middle of the night, she can't go back to sleep.*

The password section is so true. I instantly related to it

And then when you finally have your capital letter, 1 and special exclamation point - they ask you to change your password every 3 months and then you're at a complete loss.

@Jack-er1sc

3 жыл бұрын

And of course you need the batman symbol, the poop emoji and the name of your first born son.

@faeriewitcher2945

3 жыл бұрын

That's when I add a ? onto the end of my now capitalised password after the 1 and the !

@SupachargedGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Teachers have to do this. First term: Password1! Second term: Password2! Third term: Password3! Fourth term: Password4!

@coucoubrandy1079

3 жыл бұрын

Ah , passwords ! Like many people I write them down on a pad only to forget where I put that damn thing !

“You’ve got more chance of being hit by a car!” “Not when I’m swimming, I don’t!” This is gold

Never tired of watching Michael's jokes. He is so relatable. Take care brother.

I feel attacked with the passwords 🤣

When he talks about passwords that's exactly what I do to my password the first letter is capitalized and at the end is a number one with an explanation point. How does he know does everybody do this. I thought I was special

@VCRider

3 жыл бұрын

You are special indeed

LOVE the dog story! I'm from Stralia mate!!!!

“She needs to jog on” classic British phrase 🤣😂🤣🥰🥰

He never fails to make me not JUST laugh at his magical powers of wit & delivery, his precision in nailing a punchline multiple times throughout the skit sometimes he causes me to wet myself from laughing so hard! 😂😂

Michael is so refreshing, he’s honestly probably my favorite comedian 😂 (American btw if that means anything, I know he’s a big British personality). But it’s so refreshing to not hear race jokes, or sex jokes, or the worst... political jokes 🙄 they just aren’t funny, and honestly, they aren’t healthy either. I would never want to control speech. But just a an observation, that kind of comedy is just not healthy for a society. Anyway, I love how Michael just takes ordinary things and makes them hilarious. It truly is refreshing to see!

Hahahah, the passwords part is soo true

I owned a Scottie for 15 years and yes, they have attitude!!

@Kat-mu8wq

2 жыл бұрын

It fitted with the people too. - I am Scottish though I don't have balls 😂

Those accents 😭 I’m in love

I can confirm as a kiwi that the description of the new Zealand accent is accurate 🤣😂

I was fully called out on the password one, so accurate :D

This man is so expressive, I don't understand many things here but still watching.

In Northern Ireland they told me “the quarkest way” to get to the pool.

1:18 perfect impression😂

"THANK YOU! for the gift of laughter!!!!!!!"

Omg what a crack up love it when he takes this piss out of us kiwis the way we talk haha 🤣🤣🤣

I GOT TO SEE HIM LIVE WHEN HE CAME TO IRELAND I WAS DEAD WITH LAUGHTER HE WAS SO GOOD AND FUNNY

I am absolutely crying over the dog joke lol

We were at a mini golf place in NZ. We were told there is a "pin and a disc at each hole". After getting him to repeat it a couple of times, we realised there was a "pen and a desk at each hole" - to write your score.

@Sandra-iv5tc

3 жыл бұрын

Lol hilarious

@21anusha

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Drexxaal

3 жыл бұрын

U r great at accents 2!😜😄😁😀😝

@landlice48

2 жыл бұрын

So funny! I lived in NZ and they thought I sounded funny -I’m Canadian and thought I was both clear but…. apparently not 🧸

The only person who makes me laugh!! Can’t get enough of him! Michael you are the best!! Thank you for entertaining us! ♥️

Never ceases to be funny!

just sharks? we have spider, snakes, fire, flood, croc's yep...welcome to Australia.

@teresahowells4879

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the flies, mosquitoes and stinking heat

@parkrina303

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s horrifying 😱 but I love home 🥰

@deepsouthNZ

3 жыл бұрын

and still they go swimming where these animals feed, Charles Darwin would be fascinated

@lorrainemarshall9476

3 жыл бұрын

I love the song, come to Australia by scared wierd little guys, I want a blue ringed octopus, but don't want to accidentally get killed.

@laurahall907

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you've got some extreme jellyfish too? In Michigan all we have is poison ivy. If you touch it you itch for days. If it were an Australian plant it would have teeth and growl.

So scary - that is precisely how my own password evolved exactly, right up to the explanation point. OMG!

As an Aussie, he is spot on. For New Zealanders spot on. . Six and sex always a joke for the kiwi's.

As a Scottish, he defo got our dog on point lmao

I once commented on a Nee Zeelanders video: "Its "air" not "ear". He was not amuzed. I did not regret it either, because it was funny

@deepsouthNZ

3 жыл бұрын

but with poms its not vowels, its consonants, my bruvva instead of my brother, or levew instead of level, arrods instead of harrods

@wcdc-worldcupofdiecastracing

3 жыл бұрын

As a nu zullunda, I am very amuzed!

@deepsouthNZ

3 жыл бұрын

whadya moin?

@geraldinegregory.1803

3 жыл бұрын

@@deepsouthNZ Rubbish! Not true.

@Hannodb1961

3 жыл бұрын

@@geraldinegregory.1803 Oh yes, it is true. If there is one thing I learned from the .... well - to be fair - London accent in the year I was there, it is that you never pronounce your' t's if it is not at the beginning of the word. It's Wa'er, not Water Four'y, not Forty Bu'er, not Butter etc, etc, etc :)

Re-watching this eventho I've seen it on Netflix bc Michael is always funny. Love his bits about his wife 🤣

This gentlemen is absolutely exceptional with his comedy.

LOVE YOU Michael, praying you are truly funny and easy going all the time and do not suffer with depression like so many comedians. I love you! Never give up even when people don’t laugh... it is ok.

What a shitty year for this world, we need this man in all languages

The password part is spot on.

I've never been in New Zealand but this video make me laugh 😂😂

@triarb5790

Жыл бұрын

Married to a Kiwi. It's all true.

@sandravandewater1998

Жыл бұрын

I am a kiwi and his take off of us is hilarious

Scarily accurate. Love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hes being hysterical about the sharks... but that was also really really funny

His French poodle almost went Latino right at the end.

@BothHands1

3 жыл бұрын

lol, both romance languages based on latin, so not surprised he can't really hear the distinction. i wonder if he speaks a second language. probably not a romance language, if he does. then again, neither do I, unless you include bastard english. other two languages are germanic, and one is east asian with no relation to indoeuropean languages whatsoever. but still have a very difficult time with romance languages, so i can't really blame him lol

God bless you Michael for giving my dog an accent 😂🐕

One funny guy. Love all his jokes 😆

He can always make me laugh 😂

Australian moving to NZ. I feel so called out right now. LOL

I watched the entire show the other night. It is so good!! I was counting down the days until it came out and I was not disappointed. Please hit Pittsburgh on your next US tour Michael!

Nobel prize for peace for Michael McIntyre please!

@teaonrainyday888

2 жыл бұрын

YES! GIVE THIS BRILLIANT MAN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE HE DESERVES IT!

The whole show was so funny Michael MacIntyre is hilarious

I’m so pleased to hear him performing his comedy acts on stage rather than comparing at some annoying quiz show. His unique sense of seeing things is just beautiful.

im in school I need to concentrate helpppppp I’m addicteddd

@user-zw2ph2zs7r

3 жыл бұрын

No help for that 😂 good luck

@bhavyashah8015

3 жыл бұрын

This is exactly me mate! Not school rn but exams coming on, I'm forcing myself hard not to open Netflix rn lol

@TheImmortalPwnage

3 жыл бұрын

Here's a tip: lock away your charger.

This penguin must be one of the most funny penguins in the world today.

As a kiwi, I kept hearing the word deck. Over and over. So you must have that part of the accent pretty well nailed. As well as the upward inflection at the end of each sentence - good observation!

Y'all ever see a comment and and just think: "Damn, I wish I posted that."?

@halfasleep8121

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. All the time.

@TheFlyPatient

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I wish I posted that

@necymamaril3735

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha , how did you guess?

@willbridge3433

3 жыл бұрын

I often think of a comment to write, but first I must scan the comment section to verify that the comment in my brain has not already been written. And then I see what is in my brain almost word for word, and I'm like DAMN. This is why you don't comment on videos that are 5 years old.

@alexorpin9893

3 жыл бұрын

William Bridge Ahaha same😂😂

I'm feeling called out by the password part :O

Absolutely the funniest comedian in my life right up there with Morecambe and Wise for me at 61. The special almost gave me a coronary especially the weeing in the night routine. Thanks, Mr. McIntyre you are a legend. So bloody good at accents.

Soooo true!! After living in NZ for a year, I can confirm that he has the NZ accent exactly right.

Michael McIntyre is pure genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m laughing so much, we have a Scottie 😂

As a New Zealander, I find New Zealand vowels fascinating - I can really relate!

Absolute legend 🤣😎

Best joke: "only on Netflix" !

My password is exactly what he described.

im from new zealand WAIT HEY WERE NOT THAT BAD!

@theburgerking746

3 жыл бұрын

Weit hay were not thit bed

@vortiki9292

3 жыл бұрын

@@theburgerking746 exactly

@deepsouthNZ

3 жыл бұрын

Straya

@whippyboy6272

3 жыл бұрын

Bullshit

@conversationswithkat5710

3 жыл бұрын

To outsiders that's how you sound

1:13 vowells are not picked at random; they are moved along one: eggs = iggs (iggs are actually Eskimo (and even Innuit) houses without toilets).

Michael is brilliant as always ❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

A natural in comedy. Love watching.

It's strange to hear him swear. This man is just so funny.

This guy is brilliant!!! And, funny as!!!!

My Favourite comedian, Cheers from Algeria

Oh that password setting is SO true!!!! :-) cracked me up

Always cheers me up 😁