Welcome, my name is Christophe Blofeld AKA “The Bearded Blofeld”
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I ordered and paid for a Paulareis watch a month ago and no watch delivered and no communications whatsoever. its a cam.
Ironically they do respond to Instagram messages. But they’re very slow. If you paid for it with a CC you can dispute the charge. Sometimes when dealing with smaller homage companies like this you do get what you pay for. I would recommend Pagani Design, they’re sooooo much better.
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Hey man, great video like always. This might be a bit late, but im worried that 007 cypher is going to be rushed and that it'll end in chapter 4, i certainty hope they do more chapters soon
It’s all good my man. Hey, we will have to wait and see, was kinda underwhelmed at the chapter 3 release given it’s such a quick burn through. I’m hoping we get more variety in mission types (driving, motorcycle, boat, ski,), but especially more varied and complex villains. Fingers crossed. Glad you like this video. More coming soon
@TheBondReport I totally agree with you with the underwhelming side of chapter 3. If their going to do the chapters based on the films, they should have ideally done the car chase from the spy who loved me with the helicopter. But a good variety of villains would be nice, I'm personally hoping they do a " on her majesty's secret service" chapter with the ski chase like you mentioned. Great video, like always
I’ll give you a total 10!… If you promise never to twerk again 🤣
Still the most original Bond song in history.
I think Madonna missed her window on being an action movie star. She was so athletic.
Agreed, I feel like if she would have done more consistent roles after Dick Tracy, she could have been much bigger. But music was too big of a passion for her to walk away from. The constant musical reinventions really did her more harm than good.
I just purchased the regular hotwheels one and im in love but what i wanna do to it, is make 2 small turret guns for it and rubberize the wheels to it
That would be somewhat easy with toothpicks and a sharpie. Can’t wait to see how it turns out
Not a favorite Bond theme, certainly, but it has grown on me over the years, as has the film. It has some interesting sounds, and it accompanies the main title graphics entertainingly. We went to Madonna's concert in Chicago earlier this year and she performed it - so it's the only time I've heard a Bond theme performed live by the original artist.
Outstanding, yeah this has always been a very dated song and movie for me. As to where other Brosnan films and songs have felt more timeless. Can’t wait to dive into TWINE next! I’m sure her show was incredible. How was the experience?
@@TheBondReport - It was very enjoyable! It was in a big indoor arena (some sort of sports venue - I'm a mere child in these matters) and featured a lot of cool video projections, costumes, dance performance, etc. Spectacle. Less a sequential performance of complete songs and more a montage of stylized, reinterpreted excerpts with performance art interludes. Overall, I think it worked really well. The "DAD" theme was accompanied by some cool video and lighting effects. The bass throughout was super powerful - the seats were vibrating. If I had kidney stones going into the concert, I didn't have 'em by the end of the first hour. Oh, and things got underway pretty much on time - those class-action lawsuits must have made an impression.
I love all Madonna's movies! 😍
i loved her in Dick Tracy as Breathless Mahoney. That is a childhood favorite and I remember when i was a kid and had the chance to go to Disney Land in Florida, this movie was everywhere.
Son did what you said DO NOT DO. How can I get the hammer out? ! Please help
okay best of luck, this can be tricky. Things you may need to make this easier. A paperclip or a small metal hook tool and a flashlight to be able to see up inside the slide. I would have someone else hold this for you. 1. take the silencer off, just to get it out of the way. 2. get a heavy duty paperclip or any sturdy but thin piece of metal to use as a hook. 3. this is the hard part, be prepared to be patient. rack the slide against the edge of a table holding the grip and maintain pressure to keep the slide rear position. 4. using your free hand, take the paperclip hook and pry up inside the slide and slip the hook into the hole of the hammer itself. 5. pull the hammer down and then let the slide return to the forward position. 6. if the paperclip doesn’t work you can pick up a cheap set of metal hooks from any hardware store. Be patient this can take several tries and remember that the barrel is plastic so when pushing down make sure youre not pushing at an angle because you could break the barrel. hope this helps and wish you the best.
"Pop Princess", no no, the undisputed Queen of Pop ;)
Sadly, I believe that is Taylor Swift at this point. Depends on if we’re looking at fan bases vs gross dollars or length of time performing and number one singles.
@@TheBondReport No no, it’s not like people are taking way the term King of Rock ‘n Roll from Elvis, King of Pop from Michael Jackson, Queen of Soul from Aretha, etc, even though those people are all long dead and gone. For some reason people always think Madonna’s influence (who created the blueprint for the female pop superstar) can be diminished or brushed to the side. Madonna is, was and will forever be the Queen of Pop!
we’re on the same page, and If it wasn’t for her bold stance in the 80’s who knows where women would be in modern music today. Queen of Pop it is then!
@@TheBondReportMadonna is still and will always be the best selling female artist of all time. Taylor while good is nowhere near that, she’s probably the most streamed, a huge difference😅
The real bond. Humor good looks carizma. Before the none bond craig came and destroyed the franchise
Love me some Brosnan, he is the reason I became a 007 fan. Fingers crossed we get someone similar to him to take the up the reigns
This and all of Pierces and Craigs are R rated Bond! The Living Daylights and this went way too far to fast and Goldeneye, being more graphic and violent than these two, is the perfect segwey from view to a kill with the right amount of lols to balance the dark gruesome brutal graphic heavy story and scenes and is a perfect segwey for Bond into modern villains and missions and have him become less cold war bond and more vengeful and hard bond as Pierce and Craig demonstrate even if Dalton layed that groudwork from his performance Pierce is the evolving culmination of that bond and the blending of connery and moores bond and craig follows that up too and thats why Goldeneye is the better segwey into the violence and this was too soon and should have been left for later in Pierces tenure!
There aren’t many Bond Themes where you could dance like that 😅
You’re not wrong, she brought the energy for sure. 🐙
Sir you know how to bust a move! Enjoyed the video!
Yeah man! Gotta get in where you fit in. Thanks for watching.
Madonna was already over the hill back then ! Greetings Tom Belgium.
I mean…yeah… she was on the down swing. But you could say that about Tina Turner, Chris Cornell, Shirley Bassey (Moonraker Only) and probably a few others too. It’s that nostalgia factor of who they were that makes it work sometimes.
Wow you looked like you had a lot of fun making this video. Yeah, way low on my list of favorite Bond songs, not that I don't like electronic music. I'm a huge Depeche Mode fan, not that I don't like some of Madonna's other songs, she had some great stuff in the late 80's early 90's. It's just her whole involvement in this film from her role to her song was a bit of a misstep... And please, please no more twerking 😬😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣what you didn’t like my sick dance moves? Hey it’s all part of the fun, sometimes I do fun stuff for the viewer and sometimes I do it for myself. I completely agree with you on the song though, and while it did gain traction with none-bond fans at the time for for enthusiast I feel that it felt somewhat shoehorned in.
Missed the Best part where Bond's hand is slowly moving up the stewardes's leg and then her upper thigh and she says "Any higher Mr. *Bond* and my ears will pop"
lol there were many things cut from this scene to make it fit in a one min clip. I feel that the essence is still there.
Highly edited.
Had to to fit it in the time limit. 🤷
@@TheBondReport No problem brother and please keep up the good work. I love it 💞.
I love another video of Q. His work is genuis.
Because he is a genius
Hey! Nice tube episode. I got one of these, but I also wanted to put a tracer unit on it for glow in the dark bbs. Do you have any recommendations or do you actually know the specs/dimensions of the barrel nozzel?
Follow the air bubbles.
GO EVEN HARDER!
At a boy!
So cool - can’t wait to follow all the fun on Instagram
There will be much to see my friend
Kool
It’s gonna be a night to remember.
I am a huge huge Daniel Craig fan! I am in love with Adele! Thanks for your reaction. Totally crushed by 007 being no more,
I mean, you know they’re going to reboot the franchise. It even said so in the credits.
Wow this sounds amazing!
It’s going to be a great night filled with fun things and people to engage with. Hope to see you there
This is my favourite Bomd theme by a country mile, I love the graphics that accompany it in the opening credits, pure style.
It’s a big fan favorite and only 1 of 3 rock songs in the whole franchise. (If you could Duran Duran “A View to a Kill)
Haha you have to admit the Brosnan Bond had some good humour. Ok poor dude great actor Sometimes the writers overdid it
Even when it was over the top it still wasn’t as campy as Moore. But those moments kept it fun and enjoyable
Not much of a homage person but this actually looks alright lol.
Be sure to see my 8 month review video. For the money?????
She was in “Live And Let Die”
Bingo was his name-Oh!
007 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
These nurses didn’t deserve to be in the final their challenges were no way near as hard as the others
You gotta fix your audio bro
Yeah, I only had camera audio for some reason vs my normal mic. We all make mistakes sometimes.
@TheBondReport boost the decibels and rerun it.
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Is it accurate or what
Not at all, you could probably hit a paper plate at 20ft, but that’s about it.
@@TheBondReport 🤣 thanks for the reply
Красотка!
she really is, isn’t she
Cool video. Looks like a great community meet up. Was lucky enough to see Bond In Motion twice in London, us Bond fans will never tire of seeing these cars
I’m sure you guys had a blast meeting up, talking and getting to witness the vehicles first hand. Hope to see the DB10 at my next one.
This is a very well done video. Abd agree Bond 26 needs to be Goldeneye with morden cinematography and fight cinematography. Bond needs up its merchandise.
Thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed it. Fingers crossed the marketing machine opens up when we get the next film and we can all rejoice in its success and fun
Thomas Doherty purfect SEan Connery double ganger re-born but with Blue Eyes a must for 007 James Bond I totally agree after watching the Vampire flick Invitation?
Yeah it’s truly uncanny when you watch that film.
Reactions in real time: Super cool intro! Amazing footage of DC from the plane! I envy you arriving at the main terminal - SW flights from Milwaukee go into the sad old Terminal at the south end. Language! The police action was so random and hilarious. Ah, the exuberance of youth! (While watching Brit and Mel run towards the "SPY" sign) Who's that creepy old guy? - oh wait, it's me. So wonderful to revisit this gathering of friends and so wonderful to meet so many of the people I've been following on Instagram! Member of SPY for two decades? Respect! Mel, thanks for being the author of all our fun! Brit - "Christ, I miss the Cold War!" That George Washington spy network exhibit is truly astonishing - an immersive experience. Image-taking pigeon! Amazing duct footage! Wah, I missed a lot that day! I lingered too long at the earlier exhibits. Great BPF, Kyle! Hang on to the underside of that Shanghai skyscraper elevator, Christophe! What was that mirror room?!? I missed so much! Don't touch the impulse conductor circuit, Alex! (I did straight away) You did it, Christophe! Seeing Jaws' teeth was fun - I think I saw them at an earlier exhibit at the museum. Camera in motion at Bond in Motion - great camera work, Chris. You really brought the vehicles to life. "I sure am, boy!" - the backdrops and movie excerpts were really well done - a great exhibit! Chris, you looked magnificent astride the snowmobile! (Wait, that was the only one we were allowed to get on? Oops.) Great shots of you next to your beloved Bathosub! Awesome footage of the DB5! ("Do not touch"? Oops.) You caught so many details I failed to notice when I was there (like the WW insignia on the dirt bike) - thanks for that! Truly an amazing rooftop view! Thanks to Christian for making that arrangement for us. Seconding Shameer - a wonderful opportunity to be with friends both old and new! And you had a quality moment with Birb! Overall, a wonderful recap of the event! You put together a beautiful video, Chris - the interviews, the exhibit footage, the still montages, the rhythm of the edits - superb. Thanks for creating such a fantastic memento of the weekend!
It’s like a play-by-play of all the action that unfolded! This will probably go down as the best comment in “The Bond Report” history. So happy I got to meet you in person and. I can’t thank you enough for supporting my creative side. To anyone that has purchased a shirt from my merch shop please know that Charlie proofs most of my designs because he such a talented artist himself. Thanks again man.
Dayum 😮