HBO Comedy One Night Stand - Bill Burr 2005

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  • @st7728
    @st7728Ай бұрын

    Once you start watching, you have to finish. He's that great.

  • @joeb134

    @joeb134

    Ай бұрын

    I'm quitting midway through just because you said this

  • @thedesertfox6889

    @thedesertfox6889

    Ай бұрын

    @@joeb134 lmao

  • @damienrockstarthholyonofg3103

    @damienrockstarthholyonofg3103

    Ай бұрын

    yeah, i had stuff to do, and I said, "they can wait, i gotta finish this!" so good. this was his best banger so far!

  • @georgemetesky5519

    @georgemetesky5519

    Ай бұрын

    I actually got bored with his repetitive misogyny after 7 minutes. ​@@joeb134

  • @rustymak55

    @rustymak55

    28 күн бұрын

    😮❤😂😂​@@joeb134

  • @RANDOMNATION907
    @RANDOMNATION907Ай бұрын

    _"There are No feminists in a house fire"_ . . . put that on a t-shirt

  • @robbieanderson7832
    @robbieanderson78328 ай бұрын

    Bill Burr is one of the goats in stand up comedian history. My favorite

  • @mrscary3105

    @mrscary3105

    Ай бұрын

    He is the best alive because he studied the great George Carlin. (And it shows)

  • @terjesvensen8393

    @terjesvensen8393

    Ай бұрын

    What about George Carlin and Jim Jefferies? Good too.

  • @robbieanderson7832

    @robbieanderson7832

    Ай бұрын

    Yes they are. I like george carlin as well

  • @urielpolak9949

    @urielpolak9949

    23 күн бұрын

    And do not forget patrice o neill. Bill burr would not

  • @mrscary3105

    @mrscary3105

    23 күн бұрын

    @@urielpolak9949 gone too soon

  • @bradshymon8012
    @bradshymon801220 күн бұрын

    He never breaks the chain of connections in his stories! 👌🤘

  • @Winterstick549
    @Winterstick549Ай бұрын

    That sky diving reference will foreever be embedded in my mind.

  • @supremelordoftheuniverse5449

    @supremelordoftheuniverse5449

    Ай бұрын

    Never get married

  • @sonquatsch8585
    @sonquatsch8585Ай бұрын

    i remember this. he deserved every bit of success he got.

  • @slim_garrison
    @slim_garrison Жыл бұрын

    All of Burrs stuff is good, but this set is one of his best! Dude is a comedic legend.

  • @terjesvensen8393

    @terjesvensen8393

    Ай бұрын

    Listen to George Carlin and Jim jefferies too ! Very good about Religion and God is drunk at a party with Jim.

  • @dynamo_spade

    @dynamo_spade

    Ай бұрын

    izzard 🎃

  • @sarge420

    @sarge420

    28 күн бұрын

    His Philly rant is classic

  • @rodx5571

    @rodx5571

    27 күн бұрын

    @@sarge420 yes it is.

  • @fluffkiss18
    @fluffkiss18 Жыл бұрын

    I've watched this several times. He's not just a comedian...he's a sociological genius. He worms his way through topics so adeptly. He's smart and just tuned into the shit like nobody else. Brilliant!

  • @need_more_time1119

    @need_more_time1119

    Жыл бұрын

    For some reason I read it as "turned into shit" lmao

  • @e.r3196

    @e.r3196

    Жыл бұрын

    Billy GOAT. bahhhhh!

  • @amjo4545

    @amjo4545

    11 ай бұрын

    @aaronsyverson True. And good way of putting it.

  • @GPT_Prompts

    @GPT_Prompts

    8 ай бұрын

    Its like George Carlin passed the torch. Bill reminds me of George and at the same time he doesnt if that makes sense at all. I think he sees the big picture and hes someone i dont think you can bullshit. He can see through it all.

  • @genjimccorkle5518
    @genjimccorkle55185 ай бұрын

    Don’t know how many times I watched this, but never disappoints every single time.

  • @TheWayoftheMostHigh
    @TheWayoftheMostHigh10 күн бұрын

    I watch Bill over and over because it always brings tears of laughter.

  • @Adeweyrants
    @Adeweyrants3 ай бұрын

    Gets to the point and doesn't apologize........thanks Bill

  • @TS-yf2zf
    @TS-yf2zf9 ай бұрын

    The "what about me" gets me every time 🤣🤣

  • @LuciDreamer91
    @LuciDreamer9111 ай бұрын

    I love how his black comic impression is just chris rock lmao

  • @daviddonnelly426

    @daviddonnelly426

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @johncapewell7520
    @johncapewell7520Ай бұрын

    What makes it even funnier for me is that he basically goes through every reason in detail that made me break up with my ex and decide that I'm staying single for the rest of my days 😂😂

  • @arrjee9474

    @arrjee9474

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah? How’s that workn out for ya?

  • @johncapewell7520

    @johncapewell7520

    Ай бұрын

    @arrjee9474 it's working out absolutely perfect. It's been over 5 years now and it's so unbelievably blissful. I do what I want when I get home from work and on the weekends I sleep in for as long as i want and then wake up and do absolutely nothing if I choose to. I never have to compromise or meet halfway. On top of all that I don't even have kids. I'm hardly in any debt and I can even afford to not work Mondays anymore because I don't have to do extra shifts to provide for kids or go out for pointless restaurant meals when I have food in the house. Honestly I recommend it to everyone. I'm aware though that most people need another human beings for some strange reason even though 90% of relationships go completely stale after not long and just brings hardship with it. I'm 35 and have already discovered that being single is the easiest way to true happiness.

  • @user-tx2kj5wn5m

    @user-tx2kj5wn5m

    13 күн бұрын

    Pm😊​@@johncapewell7520

  • @Ailingforale

    @Ailingforale

    11 күн бұрын

    It's true that not everyone needs to get married, but it worked out great for me. I love my wife and kids. At the same time, I'm glad you're happy and I hope it continues for yah.

  • @johncapewell7520

    @johncapewell7520

    11 күн бұрын

    @Ailingforale mate I'm glad it's working out for you and I hope it continues to do so 👍

  • @whats_holden_up
    @whats_holden_up Жыл бұрын

    My favorite comedian of all time. Bill Burr is hilarious

  • @michaelsuniga6214

    @michaelsuniga6214

    11 ай бұрын

    Same here, to me he's the best!

  • @wildninjakickass

    @wildninjakickass

    4 ай бұрын

    All day

  • @brianhunt9614
    @brianhunt961428 күн бұрын

    That is a brilliant set Mr Burr. Well done.

  • @michaelcoursey8614
    @michaelcoursey86145 күн бұрын

    I love the way this man puts things in perspective. Beast mode comedy

  • @drealomeli1020
    @drealomeli10204 ай бұрын

    He’s so freaking hilarious 😂🙌🏼

  • @dennisobannon2328

    @dennisobannon2328

    Ай бұрын

    Yes he is! You are beautiful

  • @rogambrell2896
    @rogambrell2896 Жыл бұрын

    Annnnnnd now he’s married too 😂

  • @alphavegas1

    @alphavegas1

    Жыл бұрын

    And he is now bald. Coincidence?

  • @rah718

    @rah718

    Жыл бұрын

    Beautiful lady...

  • @SandwichDoctorZ

    @SandwichDoctorZ

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@rah718she kinda looks like a lesbian Leslie Jones. I guess if youre into that😅😂

  • @rogambrell2896

    @rogambrell2896

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SandwichDoctorZ you obviously need glasses smh. His wife looks nothing like Leslie Jones.

  • @MikinessAnalog

    @MikinessAnalog

    11 ай бұрын

    to a very strong, stern, compassionate, & patient black woman

  • @bobdobalina838
    @bobdobalina838Ай бұрын

    Legend.

  • @sluwisch
    @sluwisch11 ай бұрын

    I've seen this bit about 11 times. Never stops being funny 😅😂

  • @robertkerby2581
    @robertkerby2581Ай бұрын

    Watching for the third time, and Mr. Bill Burr is still hilariously funny!

  • @jamesdelaney3797
    @jamesdelaney3797Ай бұрын

    Bill, one of my favorites

  • @hounddog3476
    @hounddog347626 күн бұрын

    Thx Bill Burr. I needed some cheering up.

  • @samuelcorona9214
    @samuelcorona92148 ай бұрын

    I’ll eat a cheeseburger and rub one out 😅

  • @AtagoSKK
    @AtagoSKK8 ай бұрын

    His description of his dad fluctuates wildly

  • @vjamie69
    @vjamie692 ай бұрын

    I agree! You can believe in your own way without some stranger preaching to you!

  • @Trobtwillis

    @Trobtwillis

    21 күн бұрын

    "He saideth unto thee..." ☝️🎙️😤

  • @guycmcd
    @guycmcd10 күн бұрын

    Loved "Old Dads"...

  • @nolongerblocked6210
    @nolongerblocked621025 күн бұрын

    Legendary!

  • @scottglover8357
    @scottglover8357Ай бұрын

    PURE TRUTH BRILLIANCE

  • @lonniepee9804
    @lonniepee9804Ай бұрын

    Pesto in the omelet gets me every time I think of it 'cause I can hear his voice. "Oh, it's asparagus. I thought it was pesto." Tears me UP. 😎

  • @tldoctor2497
    @tldoctor2497 Жыл бұрын

    Fuck, that candle store bit was it for real. I like candles personally, but two hours?? Lol

  • @simontemplar1
    @simontemplar1Ай бұрын

    never heard of this dude, but now I have and am hooked

  • @user-ch2ef6sq1u

    @user-ch2ef6sq1u

    Ай бұрын

    you are a lucky fellow. you have decades of his wonderful stand up to enjoy. i also recommend 'f is for family'. its an animated show and he is the lead. he's wonderfully messed up and hilarious in it. oh and also, ' immoral compass' is fantastic too :)

  • @brianjmortensen
    @brianjmortensen22 күн бұрын

    One of Mr. Burr’s best sets !

  • @paulgilmour2922
    @paulgilmour29229 күн бұрын

    Funniest guy alive. Absolute legend.

  • @Sosublime_
    @Sosublime_Ай бұрын

    This special is the embodiment of my worldview

  • @studenastrana273
    @studenastrana2734 күн бұрын

    Bill bur was and is a legend ♥

  • @slimfit-solutions
    @slimfit-solutions11 ай бұрын

    Malcom x and Danny Glover 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @djish3223
    @djish3223Ай бұрын

    I love this man ❤😂

  • @sonquatsch8585

    @sonquatsch8585

    Ай бұрын

    we all do.

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose702211 ай бұрын

    Love this guy!

  • @arribaficationwineho32
    @arribaficationwineho329 ай бұрын

    I love his woman voice!

  • @alittlecreepywhenyou

    @alittlecreepywhenyou

    Ай бұрын

    Is that pesto??? Ohhh, it's asparagus! It's asparagus in the omelette!🙃

  • @rohannvanzyl1585
    @rohannvanzyl15852 күн бұрын

    "Oh it's asparagus? IT'S ASPARAGUS, I thought it was pesto." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Emeraldcity70
    @Emeraldcity708 ай бұрын

    Funniest comedian of all time. Thanks for this video. Keep it on youtube please.

  • @Lebo-Aaliyah
    @Lebo-Aaliyah6 күн бұрын

    “Is That Too Real For You Guys?” Bill Burr

  • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
    @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491Ай бұрын

    Brilliant. Ultrapaleface here. Once i helped a young distressed stranded pax w a ride out of MIA. Beautiful black Atlanta city girl. I live in the 'hood. She got nervous! Finally her family cleared up enough to pick up the phone. Tricky 'hood. Lanes, drives, we Lost. We had to ask that scared suspicious white cop for help, at 3am...

  • @chriswhite7236
    @chriswhite7236 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! My favourite comedian

  • @Trobtwillis
    @Trobtwillis21 күн бұрын

    Excellent set! LOL!!! 😄🗯️

  • @kimlanteigne8972
    @kimlanteigne897219 күн бұрын

    Bill's the greatest!😂😂😂😂

  • @scottbaker7365
    @scottbaker73655 сағат бұрын

    Top 3. Up there my new favorite along with carlin

  • @Heathcoatman
    @HeathcoatmanАй бұрын

    So funny to watch this knowing he is married with two kids now, haha

  • @brettcoops
    @brettcoops14 күн бұрын

    Gotta love Bill! Hilariously honest, and has a great way of cutting through the BS of everyday life

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial22 күн бұрын

    Love this.

  • @1001Balance
    @1001Balance3 ай бұрын

    What a nice eighties shirt 😂

  • @beltonite2243
    @beltonite2243 Жыл бұрын

    I think, the closest I ever came to self harm, was at a brunch.

  • @maval4537

    @maval4537

    Жыл бұрын

    That was before he got married...

  • @NailFactoryProds
    @NailFactoryProds28 күн бұрын

    The fact that he thought those jeans were working were the funniest part...

  • @slikthyn7165
    @slikthyn71658 күн бұрын

    He is a great standup

  • @user-yp6xu2fc1j
    @user-yp6xu2fc1j20 күн бұрын

    I feel that way alot as I get older, I just tell the TV ,"SHUT UP"WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE

  • @robertd1211
    @robertd12115 ай бұрын

    Damn so old its 4:3 And I remember all of these. 😂😂 😩😩

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker27 күн бұрын

    He's very cool. Unstoppable!

  • @africangiantzm
    @africangiantzmАй бұрын

    Is this the line to lose half my shit? Awesome 😂

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2Ай бұрын

    I never heard of Bill Burr but I like him.

  • @boombapballade
    @boombapballade20 күн бұрын

    What a legend

  • @jakebee7205
    @jakebee7205Ай бұрын

    Who saw this in 2005 and thought "yeah he'll be in Star Wars one day"

  • @furincleavage8136
    @furincleavage813611 күн бұрын

    He's in san jose in a couple months...i feel like I have to go

  • @Cacique_Quique
    @Cacique_Quique13 сағат бұрын

    🤣 Classic Bill Burr

  • @mns8732
    @mns8732Ай бұрын

    We had the same dad.

  • @zakkholguin3942
    @zakkholguin3942Ай бұрын

    Damn I haven't seen this in a minute! I think I'm about his age here and I live alone with no gf so this hits hard in a good and not good way.

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker27 күн бұрын

    I first heard about him on the Chappelle show

  • @PaulBlueSkies
    @PaulBlueSkies20 күн бұрын

    "OH my god look at all this stuff !! All this stuff is stupid ! Look at all this stupid stuff !!" Kills me everytime i watch it 😂

  • @getit9066
    @getit9066Ай бұрын

    16:25 Bill, I present to you the Walt Disney Company.

  • @yusufbas035
    @yusufbas03510 ай бұрын

    it almost will be 20 years in one and half year

  • @DopeEd
    @DopeEd3 күн бұрын

    bills confidence is unstoppable depute ht wordes hes saying

  • @SergeyRyabenko
    @SergeyRyabenkoАй бұрын

    "We have little problem in aisle 8" that broke me

  • @ES-os7ko
    @ES-os7ko20 күн бұрын

    Let it go has to be the all time best Bill Burr special, but this one is close

  • @SpirosPolikandriotis
    @SpirosPolikandriotis20 күн бұрын

    Bill killing

  • @CorporationSKY
    @CorporationSKY23 күн бұрын

    Hes always had good takes...fair and balanced too

  • @natureboytom
    @natureboytomАй бұрын

    The truth is always funniest👍

  • @GonzalesMichael-sx4sd
    @GonzalesMichael-sx4sdАй бұрын

    THIS GUY IS FUNNNNNNNNY...😂

  • @biggshow1045
    @biggshow1045 Жыл бұрын

    When I was in the military,couple buddy’s just like that. They’d spend all their paychecks on clothes,they were always broke ,but looking good.then borrow money from me I only wore shorts.

  • @southamericanredneck9471

    @southamericanredneck9471

    11 ай бұрын

    That's me, I live modestly, but I always have money in the bank.

  • @cdmsofficial
    @cdmsofficialАй бұрын

    been funny as hell since he had hair. long live bill burr!

  • @Haroldp72
    @Haroldp729 ай бұрын

    23:17 fred sanford heart attack act

  • @smf2072

    @smf2072

    2 ай бұрын

    Meh.....no....not seein it at all. Not the same expressions, he didn't say "it's the big one" or "here I come Elizabeth." Red Fox put his own into it, made it unique, made it the success it was. How much different can a person act out one heart attack from another? A heart attack is a heart attack.....it doesn't vary a whole lot.

  • @adamcampbell820
    @adamcampbell8206 күн бұрын

    Am I the only one shocked to hear that brunch was a thing back in 2005?? 😂

  • @JustJimJr
    @JustJimJr29 күн бұрын

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @scottbaker7365
    @scottbaker73654 сағат бұрын

    He's my anti depression medicine,,, seriously

  • @petermeichan3160
    @petermeichan31604 ай бұрын

    scary dads are the best

  • @darlamae9876
    @darlamae98768 күн бұрын

    To my own personal helll 😅😅😅😅

  • @cne6032
    @cne6032 Жыл бұрын

    Ol’ billy q ball had hair, looks so weird 😂

  • @arribaficationwineho32

    @arribaficationwineho32

    9 ай бұрын

    Pretty hair too!

  • @bsdslacker
    @bsdslacker2 ай бұрын

    This dude was the shit

  • @AlannaRedee

    @AlannaRedee

    2 ай бұрын

    and still is

  • @caleblauber1441
    @caleblauber144123 күн бұрын

    Hilarious!

  • @sneakers66
    @sneakers66Ай бұрын

    OMF’…’fkn crazy-💯☘️💚’ -stopped @10:20mins-to comment’ Luv it..‘ especially’scared of dad- ‘hear dad commin up the 3 flights of stairs’ - turning everything off / toys away etc.. ‘all in the matter of seconds & yes’ also tried to hide/out of line of sight’ -‘crazy.. ‘Keep on keepin on’.. D’USE-jersey city nj…

  • @user-yp6xu2fc1j
    @user-yp6xu2fc1j20 күн бұрын

    All TRUE ,MY DAD DID THAT WITH ME TOO, AND THEN WOULD TELL ME YEAH BUT ONE GOOD THING IS WE HAD YOU , YOUR A GOOD BOY KID

  • @FurryFaceMe
    @FurryFaceMe Жыл бұрын

    yeah ha ha too Real , lol

  • @josephsambrana2211
    @josephsambrana2211Ай бұрын

    Hahaha, we had the same Dad. Borderline violent. 😂

  • @Augfordpdoggie
    @Augfordpdoggie21 күн бұрын

    i love his female/GF voice its hilarious

  • @thebeachhousebasel
    @thebeachhousebasel5 ай бұрын

    i just love this.

  • @BrandLmedia
    @BrandLmedia23 күн бұрын

    HA HA HA HA HA, AWSOME!!!!!!

  • @johnnywrotten212
    @johnnywrotten212Ай бұрын

    NOW That's funny right there..

  • @ptj767
    @ptj76719 күн бұрын

    i wish i had m8s as funny as him...

  • @abacab87
    @abacab87Ай бұрын

    Can't believe I just discovered this guy, thanks to KZread shorts. It's extra funny for me as I'm a white guy living in a black neighborhood. I saw one of his shorts where he talks about something only a white guy would know if he was in close proximity to blacks, and so I looked him up, and sure enough he's married to a black woman.

  • @fedgesmedjji7494

    @fedgesmedjji7494

    Ай бұрын

    how have you never heard of Bill Burr?

  • @notthere83
    @notthere8310 ай бұрын

    He now says that he didn't have "his shit together" here. I for one think he made excellent points about marriage here and he "lost" his shit later in life. But... maybe he got a prenup. Who knows.

  • @supremelordoftheuniverse5449

    @supremelordoftheuniverse5449

    Ай бұрын

    He was on the money here, somehow got pussified later and became the joke