Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula - Full Special
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Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.
Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL
I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.
@kriskquinn.68
7 күн бұрын
Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set
@stokedmtb333
3 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@bigrudd9346
14 сағат бұрын
Outstanding!
@chrisjohnston3405
11 сағат бұрын
If you are a baby, chances are, Jeselink will happily give your eulogy 😂!
Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.
@flipthebuzzard
16 күн бұрын
I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!
@lunarJedi
16 күн бұрын
A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.
@filmsexposition
15 күн бұрын
thanks
@footube666
14 күн бұрын
Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.
@robertperry4439
14 күн бұрын
My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.
I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires
@kriskquinn.68
7 күн бұрын
Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.
What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!
@fabianocaruana8622
17 күн бұрын
Same!
@dentalflesh677
17 күн бұрын
If you know what CC Did to Chappell, you’d never thank them lol
@BhavaniBondapalli
16 күн бұрын
Same
@antoniodominguezjr4734
16 күн бұрын
What is the coincidence though?
@Arookiton
14 күн бұрын
That's not a coincidence...
It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.
@matthewdecamp2737
15 күн бұрын
never!
@dwarftechnitian
12 күн бұрын
who are the other ones?
@ordinarryalien
12 күн бұрын
@@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.
@democlips1
10 күн бұрын
@@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?
@ordinarryalien
9 күн бұрын
@@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?
He told the grandma joke like a true pshycho🤣🤣
This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!
Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on KZread. Thank you for making this possible comedy central. Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands
20:00 is the best Amy Schumer joke.
@laurafay2796
12 сағат бұрын
Did he steal it?
Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here
@priceforlife32
8 күн бұрын
Oh no better call an ambulance.😑
@Kenjuudo
7 күн бұрын
@@priceforlife32 "oh no"
@bryanergau6682
7 күн бұрын
He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.
@user-jg5gt5rg7t
6 күн бұрын
@@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄
@bryanergau6682
6 күн бұрын
@@user-jg5gt5rg7t Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.
Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power
@einundsiebenziger5488
10 күн бұрын
"Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?
@Hyptosis
9 күн бұрын
@@einundsiebenziger5488
Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂
Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head
@matthewdecamp2737
15 күн бұрын
Throwback. Unless I didn't get to that joke yet!
@harisankard1404
13 күн бұрын
True true 😂 That cross hurts!!
@zeric3000
13 күн бұрын
Yeah, you don't see them coming!
@LordRanilin
11 күн бұрын
@@zeric3000 Just like her! 🤣
@ADBVoiceActing
9 күн бұрын
You mean, onto the back of your dad's head.
“Did you hear what I said?” Big Brain Comedian Moment*
The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?
Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.
Censored Anthony Jesselnick just makes no sense.
Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅
I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.
Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.
@alaysiakayebutler6299
9 күн бұрын
Maybe the pace, but Tosh is great
@adamcurrie5528
7 күн бұрын
I put him level above Tosh
@skipdog9912
5 күн бұрын
Sounds like an oxymoron, but I totally agree! 😂😂
Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
@michaeloftaoism
17 күн бұрын
he IS the Zen 😍😍😍
I keep forgetting that Anthony is from Pittsburgh. For what it’s worth, most dudes from Pittsburgh has this sense of humor
He needs a new special. One of my favorites.
The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂
@marcperez3321
13 күн бұрын
Daniel Tosh trained him
He always makes me laugh.
2 min in and the crowd laughing so hard for no reason
I love that this recording has crowd work not in the audio-only version!
Why is this censored?
@MitsuoRLCoach
3 күн бұрын
live television
“Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭
That was a pleasure. I could have listened to 10 hours of that.
The only thing better than 2013 Jeselnik is the 2024 YT comments section of ppl being offended by 2013 Jeselnik! I'm just happy the bleeping isn't incessant. Some of these are legit unwatchable because of the constant loud bleeping.
I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time
@sebastianwhalin743
11 күн бұрын
Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong
Love the dark humor comedy I wish there was more
I do not like Anthony Jeslenik, but he still makes me laugh.
He's Lost in his own perfection 😭😭 love him sooo muchh
...as alwayZ!! Jeselnik😂~ 'Don't care how many times I see this.' 😅*
Hell yeah. Can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow
The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent. He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.
I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material
@coltenh581
8 күн бұрын
Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.
the joke about collar got me!
Love him..watched it many Times,still awesome
@einundsiebenziger5488
10 күн бұрын
Love him.* Watched* it many times*,* still awesome.*
Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...
I love your comedy! ❤
This is Awesome! Anthony is great .
All killer no filler. Love it
YES!!
He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.
Wow, it’s crazy how I was looking for this and it’s uploaded two days ago
Its like the F--kin Crowd is held for Hostage with his sl!t throat jokes man! Genius
28:58 I went to a college for students with learning disabilities, and I’m not even offended by this joke 😂😂
Wow, what a completely different era.
Jeselnik is like the Cosby of comedy….you never see him coming.
Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming
@youtube8775
13 күн бұрын
They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.
Lol love him❤
Always gold love jeselnik
Or a stutter. 😂 Same.
Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.
I feel guilty laughing. Sure, Saint Peter will be glaring at me when explaining.
Never heard of him before but he is funny as hell!
He has a great sense of humor and the uncanny delivery of a mortician. What's not to like about him?!? ~ LoL
Excellent 🎉😂
This guy is fu●■king brilliant.
Most underrated comedian of all time
Give me the drugs XD
Dudes hilarious! 😂😂😂
This guys is funny af!!!
Always liked him on the Comedy Central roasts.
He's the Raylen Givens of comedy :)
He reminds me of Steven Wright. Calm cool delivery with a twist on the end.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Love Love Love 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 24:04
Awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He has a Mitch Hedberg vibe 😂
Best ever
Bet, AJ was a nice and loveable kid growing up, but changed when he watched "Austin Powers 2" where Dr. Evil's son asks Dr. Evil "why do you hate me?" and Dr. Evil answers "Because you're not evil enough." and AJ decided he never wanted to hear his dad ever say that to him.
18 minutes cut???? Come oonnnn
@RonWrightwrites
13 күн бұрын
@adamspinto7466 Come onnn? Really?? No, not come on. It's Come errrshalls. remember, this aired on a cable TV network way before it ended up on KZread
My new hero.
This guys is funny!!
How many of us liked this video as soon as he walked out on stage?
Brilliant jokes from a brilliant comedian. I’m glad this is available again for everyone to enjoy
0:08. Is that andy samberg in disguise?
All old material I heard years ago! I guess he peaked!
@bruceshekell7149
6 сағат бұрын
This was recorded in 2013.....
ive only seen the thubsnail, but in ironman 2 tony stark literally just pees his suit near the beginning of the movie, which explains that lol
The first one hit hard! 😂
He’s my favourite comedian. I really wish he had more sets online.
Several parts cut? Not full special I believe.
@biggussdickuss6123
11 күн бұрын
Commercials....
@prillman
8 күн бұрын
Pretty sure it is, those were the commercial breaks when originally aired.
This was my Introduction to this guy 😂wtf
Hes guarantee to make you laugh!
This guy is like if Hayden Christiansen had the personality of Danny Mcbride.
My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.
This guy is a master of misdirection.
I love how he almost breaks after most jokes, just fighting it every second
You missed the line “People ask me how I pee….just like that”. Ironman 2
You can see the muscles in his face struggling to not smile or laugh on almost every punchline.
One of the best and smartest EVER!!
18:45 did they edit out a heckler or osmething?
@einundsiebenziger5488
10 күн бұрын
... or something*
What is the recipe for this humour? So one can stamp out many of those jokes?
I probably should not be listening to this on speakers at work. let's see if i still have a job in an hour
LEGEND!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
Iron Man used adult diapers.