David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special)

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Emmy Award winner and two-time Grammy Award nominee, David Cross is an inventive
performer, writer, and producer on stage and screen.
David’s eighth stand-up special, David Cross: Worst Daddy In The World, is available on the 800
Pound Gorilla Media KZread channel, and he will join the cast of the Netflix series, The
Umbrella Academy, for their fourth and final season premiering August 8.
David hosts the new podcast, Senses Working Overtime With David Cross, which premiered on
December 7, 2023 with new episodes released on Thursdays available on all audio platforms and
video available on David’s KZread page .
In 2023, David was seen in the Julia Louis-Dreyfus film, You Hurt My Feelings, and the FX series,
Justified: City Primeval. In 2021, Cross starred in the National Geographic series, Genius: Aretha ,
portraying famed music producer, Jerry Wexler opposite Cynthia Erivo as Aretha Franklin; he
made guest appearances in the, critically-acclaimed HBO Max miniseries, Station Eleven ; and
starred in the HBO Max film, 8-Bit Christmas.
On February 12, 2022, David premiered his comedy special, David Cross: I’m From The Future , as
a livestream event available internationally on his website. David’s 2019 comedy special, David
Cross: Oh Come On, is available on Amazon Prime and Peacock.
David was nominated for two Grammy Awards for the albums, …America…Great, and Shut Up
You F***ing Baby, and his comedy special, David Cross: The Pride is Back, was named one of the
25 best stand-up comedy specials and concert films of all time by Rolling Stone in July 2015.
Other groundbreaking TV credits include Arrested Development, Goliath, The Increasingly Poor
Decisions of Todd Margaret, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Freak Show, and The Ben Stiller
Show.
In 2020, David received rave reviews for his starring role in the dramatic film, The Dark Divide,
and in 2018, he was part of the ensemble cast with Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep in Steven
Spielberg’s The Post. David released the indie film Hits, which he wrote and directed, and he has
appeared in numerous films including Kill Your Darlings, It's a Disaster, Abel, Year One, Waiting
for Guffman, Men in Black and Men in Black II, Ghost World, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless
Mind, Pitch Perfect 2, I’m Not There, and he provided his vocal talents for several animated
films, including Megamind, the Kung Fu Panda franchise and Curious George.
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© 2023 Liberal Jew-Run Media Productions, All Rights Reserved
- CREDITS -
Written and Performed by David Cross
Executive Producer: David Cross, Dexter Scott
Producer: Matt Schuler
Line Producer: Shannon Leahy
Production Manager: Matt McGrath
Associate Producer: Marc Atkinson
Director of Photography: John P. Campbell
Editor: David Shamban
Makeup: Michelle Norkett
Still Photographer: Timothy Schmidt
Opening Comedian: Sean Patton
Post Production Supervisor: Marc Atkinson
Sound Recordist: Josh Tucker
Sound Mixer: Tyler Whitlatch
Colorist: Keyhan Bayegan
Camera Operators: Spencer Staats, Igor Cedeno, Jeremy Stark, Chris Dame
First Assistant Camera: Abram Galvin, Emily Kordovich
DIT: Marc Atkinson
Gaffer: TJ Clounie
Key Grip: Bear Aldrich
Grip: Thomas Shroeder, Dan Miller Jr.
Best Boy Electric: Trent Miloserny
Electric: Andrew Skalak
Dimmer Operator: Mark Davis
Production Assistants: Trevor Jackson, Brandon Stevenson, Miles Conway
Filmed at The Metro in Chicago, IL
A special thanks to Kristy Cash and the entire staff at The Metro
Thanks to Dexter Scott and Ali Hedrick
Special thanks to that nice border patrol agent in Dublin
Extra special thanks to Doug Goodman, Graeme Cooper and Rick Fagan
Extra Extra Special Thanks to Sean Patton and Zach Zucker
Extra Extra Special Special Thanks to Amber Tamblyn and Marlow Cross
And Marlow, thank you again for the tour title
For more info about upcoming live shows, film and TV appearances or available merch, go to officialdavidcross.com

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  • @MarioJaker
    @MarioJaker2 ай бұрын

    As a now-atheist ex-Jehovah’s Witness, I appreciated making the list!

  • @jamescuddihy4699

    @jamescuddihy4699

    2 ай бұрын

    Me too, my ex-brother. Welcome to the world 🌎

  • @grbggaming6885

    @grbggaming6885

    2 ай бұрын

    My aunt and cousins were JW's, and they had some unspeakable things happens to them at the the hands of their "church". My aunt was aware and let them happen. They then did terrible things to myself and others. I believe in God and Jesus, but it's very hard to trust any religious authorities for me.

  • @sarahcantarine8967

    @sarahcantarine8967

    2 ай бұрын

    Same! It's been 8 years I'm out in the real world.

  • @jeremiahmoynihan861

    @jeremiahmoynihan861

    2 ай бұрын

    yah but now we can grow beards and women can wear slacks...LOL

  • @icu3869

    @icu3869

    2 ай бұрын

    Check out KURT METZGER: an ex JW- comedian - hilarious

  • @alfredocastro3794
    @alfredocastro37943 ай бұрын

    When I was a young teenager watching Small Soldiers, I never knew I'd grow up to realize that this man would be one of my favorite people/entertainers of all time. Keep killing it David!

  • @RuffusJY

    @RuffusJY

    3 ай бұрын

    my thoughts too but his stammering and stuttering is incorrigible.

  • @taniagordon2589

    @taniagordon2589

    3 ай бұрын

    I absolutely love this guy!.

  • @daregul8er

    @daregul8er

    3 ай бұрын

    💯

  • @mitch95722

    @mitch95722

    3 ай бұрын

    100% my dude

  • @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy

    @VoteBidentoSaveDemocracy

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@RuffusJYYou like incorrigible comedians?

  • @thekenjensen
    @thekenjensen2 ай бұрын

    I accidentally volunteered myself right up on stage with David when he performed at the Bardavon in Poughkeepsie, NY for this tour! I heard him say he needed a volunteer and just started running! I thought there'd be competition and wanted to get there first. Next thing I know I'm on stage. That's when I saw he was picking people who raised their hand! I got up there fast and he had his back to me. He eventually turned around and there I was. Much more story after that. All of it funny and a little fucked up. He let me stay and we did two skits together from scripts! I did my best to not fuck up his show and read the script well. I did great considering I'm not trained in this. LOL It was one of the top five best nights of my life!

  • @reececarr2784

    @reececarr2784

    2 ай бұрын

    Great way to make it about yourself, almost like If u hadn't shared , it wouldn't have happened

  • @thekenjensen

    @thekenjensen

    2 ай бұрын

    @@reececarr2784Just celebrating a fun night man. Jesus.

  • @ryaneldritch3668

    @ryaneldritch3668

    2 ай бұрын

    He's just jealous. Thanks for sharing man, it sounds like a cool night.@@thekenjensen

  • @lon9047

    @lon9047

    2 ай бұрын

    @@thekenjensenI saw this tour in Nashville and he did the same deal with the script. I wished it could have been me up there. One of my all time fav comedians.

  • @thekenjensen

    @thekenjensen

    2 ай бұрын

    @lon9047 He had me and the girl he picked on stage together and said this had never happened in 70 shows! But he liked it and wanted to see which one of us he'd pick. He said maybe we should fight for it. She said to me "bring it!" It was hilarious! After he picked me and she was walking off stage she said to me, "I'll see you in the parking lot!" I'm a 285 lb Marine and she was a stick of a thing. The crowd exploded over that one! Just a blast!

  • @redadamearth
    @redadamearth3 ай бұрын

    "Life is precious and God and the Bible..." The "Mr. Show" fans got that reference. ;-)

  • @piratemummy7930

    @piratemummy7930

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah we did!

  • @monkeyboy4311

    @monkeyboy4311

    2 ай бұрын

    It brought me to the comment section 😎

  • @ArnieJames666

    @ArnieJames666

    2 ай бұрын

    Season 4, talk show on a rescue raft sketch. "Imma f*ck me a fish, and that's probably my final though'.

  • @brakedavis

    @brakedavis

    2 ай бұрын

    "I slave 12 hours a day making pepper to put clothes on your back just so you can take them off"

  • @brakedavis

    @brakedavis

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@ArnieJames666"Before I die...ima fuck me a fish"

  • @adamfantasm8480
    @adamfantasm84802 ай бұрын

    "This would be a great place for an edit" bahahahah

  • @diggitus

    @diggitus

    2 ай бұрын

    Any idea what was cut?

  • @Largentina.

    @Largentina.

    2 ай бұрын

    Nothing. He told the audience to laugh as if he just told the best joke of his career. He wanted people to feel like they missed something when watching this recording. Looks like it worked hahaha. ​@@diggitus

  • @extremelynormalperson

    @extremelynormalperson

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Largentina.Where are you getting this information from lol

  • @Largentina.

    @Largentina.

    2 ай бұрын

    @@extremelynormalperson From David's mouth at the recording of this special.

  • @Guitcad1

    @Guitcad1

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Largentina.I had a hunch that's what he did. 😄

  • @nadercarun
    @nadercarun3 ай бұрын

    The ending has got to be the craziest bit I've ever witnessed 🤣

  • @jp12x

    @jp12x

    2 ай бұрын

    The little kick, pushing a tiny body into the water

  • @DunmoresMovieMania

    @DunmoresMovieMania

    2 ай бұрын

    I love the way he unrepentantly simply drowned Boy Jesus, and then kicked him offhandedly - and that was the absolute end of the show. No qualification, no equivocation, no softening the bit, no "just kidding" - nothing. Love it!

  • @JJONNYREPP

    @JJONNYREPP

    23 күн бұрын

    7.6.24 1113am ugly people can be funny, too. so they say.... and even your jesus might be ugly...

  • @Kryssthealien
    @Kryssthealien2 ай бұрын

    "Is there a Bitcoin for fascists?" Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlexReynard

    @AlexReynard

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, that was great how he mentioned two common internet buzzwords without any thread of connection between them!

  • @RepublicansJugglingLs

    @RepublicansJugglingLs

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@AlexReynardRepublicans are facists.

  • @brenobacci

    @brenobacci

    2 ай бұрын

    @@AlexReynard Are you being sarcastic? All crypto currencies are for fascists.

  • @ricksmith2609

    @ricksmith2609

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@AlexReynardthese nerds love being stroked to the point they can wave their finger at who they feel more virtuous than.

  • @ToxicAvengerX

    @ToxicAvengerX

    15 күн бұрын

    ​@@brenobaccilol you can't even define the word fascist

  • @jamesyoungquist6923
    @jamesyoungquist692319 күн бұрын

    My daughter, at 3 years old on the toilet, yelled out "Jim! Come wipe my bum Jim!" I love that memory

  • @colinryan4737
    @colinryan4737Ай бұрын

    "It's not even a Venn Diagram" is exactly the spot where I almost choked on my dinner 😂😂😂

  • @KootsD
    @KootsD2 ай бұрын

    Legendary! Been laughing at David's jokes for decades now, and he's still crushing. Huge respect.

  • @SuperSuperballZ
    @SuperSuperballZ3 ай бұрын

    I was at the Boston show! Sean Patton opened. What a night. So hilarious. Here we go again!

  • @MD-wf5mc

    @MD-wf5mc

    2 ай бұрын

    same!!

  • @kellya4764
    @kellya47642 ай бұрын

    I still watch Mr. Show episodes from time to time! David Cross is funny as hell!

  • @zackwebb8697

    @zackwebb8697

    Ай бұрын

    Same here, Mr Shows amazing

  • @benjaminbeard3736

    @benjaminbeard3736

    Ай бұрын

    God damn right.

  • @JJONNYREPP

    @JJONNYREPP

    23 күн бұрын

    I think big black played there.......

  • @zackwebb8697

    @zackwebb8697

    23 күн бұрын

    @@JJONNYREPP Big Black's the shit, Steve Albini is the dude

  • @JJONNYREPP

    @JJONNYREPP

    22 күн бұрын

    @@zackwebb8697 David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special). 7.5.24. I am sure he's stoked to note that he's da shit or dude incredible. Fnnarrr.... shellac still tours. He's the bill hicks of funk, though......

  • @sjleinbach
    @sjleinbach3 ай бұрын

    'Is this the line for the soy sauce or the line to get the tickets for the soy sauce?'

  • @glyph68

    @glyph68

    2 ай бұрын

    Soy sauce rationing.

  • @thewesty101

    @thewesty101

    2 ай бұрын

    "I don' know f@&&ot." Please get the reference 🤞😂

  • @rmeav8er000

    @rmeav8er000

    2 ай бұрын

    You're all babies and should shut up!

  • @kennethisagooddrawer

    @kennethisagooddrawer

    2 ай бұрын

    "Wowee, look at all 'em pretty lights!"

  • @DerekWrites

    @DerekWrites

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@kennethisagooddrawer"Look at that one...*gasp*...LOOK AT THAT ONE!"

  • @cambennett8382
    @cambennett83823 ай бұрын

    Lenny Bruce would be proud

  • @nillehessy

    @nillehessy

    2 ай бұрын

    yeh that he d i d n´t sell out

  • @jamesyoungquist6923
    @jamesyoungquist692319 күн бұрын

    I'm not religious myself, but my dad is, and despite disagreeing with his views, he does espouse the best of Christianity teachings. He hosted a refugee Syrian family. He teaches in the jail to help drug addicts. He volunteers at homeless shelters. I'm proud of him

  • @rents5667
    @rents56672 ай бұрын

    "Suck on that Galileo!" He's on good form here.

  • @brianhiles8164

    @brianhiles8164

    2 ай бұрын

    I believe you meant to write, “Suck on that, Galileo!“ -- that is, with a comma. _Completely_ different meaning.

  • @rents5667

    @rents5667

    2 ай бұрын

    @@brianhiles8164 you sound like a fun person to be around

  • @brianhiles8164

    @brianhiles8164

    2 ай бұрын

    @@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.

  • @brianhiles8164

    @brianhiles8164

    2 ай бұрын

    @@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.

  • @nillehessy

    @nillehessy

    2 ай бұрын

    👼🏻 galileo + kopernicus 👼🏻 vaticaan jezuit school helio globus paradigm trick boys 👇🏻

  • @KXZero
    @KXZeroАй бұрын

    This dude is dropping bombs of knowledge on us like Carlin, Hicks and Stanhope.

  • @goclimbsomething

    @goclimbsomething

    22 күн бұрын

    Didnt learn the difference between the immaculate conception & virgin birth from Carlin though..

  • @JB-wh3we

    @JB-wh3we

    15 күн бұрын

    He "borrowed" a Carlin bit from 1988.. This is stale.

  • @lisamcbarron6047
    @lisamcbarron6047Ай бұрын

    I picked this to watch while preparing veggies etc for my Easter dinner.... I could NOT be HAPPIER in my choice!!! I wanted something funny to listen to and David Cross DELIVERED!!! I had no idea "his ideology" aligned with mine, but ALL of his delivery was GREAT! So glad I've discovered him = will be watching him from here on out! .....And here I thought I was just gonna be watching/listening to another "dad" making fun of himself......BOY WAS I WRONG!!! Very funny...very intelligent...I am now a fan!

  • @HazyShayd

    @HazyShayd

    Ай бұрын

    @lisamcbarron6047 - My brother, you have perfected satire, I applaud you! My sincerest adulation! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @JJONNYREPP

    @JJONNYREPP

    23 күн бұрын

    outstanding. those sprouts were a tad lame.... several days old....brown....

  • @jefferyschic

    @jefferyschic

    17 күн бұрын

    How I found him tonight while making my mom's homemade banana pudding in her honor. She marched back in her day. And here we are again.

  • @JJONNYREPP

    @JJONNYREPP

    17 күн бұрын

    @@jefferyschic ?????????????

  • @rickmiller1840
    @rickmiller18402 ай бұрын

    Outstanding as always. The comic I’ve taken my kids to see live. Bravo.

  • @jacoballenfilmz4957

    @jacoballenfilmz4957

    2 ай бұрын

    Holy shit, not 2.79!!!

  • @magnusgranskau7487

    @magnusgranskau7487

    2 ай бұрын

    he need about 3,fiddy

  • @allenclark4235
    @allenclark42352 ай бұрын

    I imagine being a person in that audience who had never heard of him with that ending lol

  • @chucklieus9364
    @chucklieus93642 ай бұрын

    He should've wrapped it up at the end with a "Just stay there Jesus I'll go make some fish sticks"

  • @christianscacchetti9178
    @christianscacchetti91783 ай бұрын

    6 C batteries, please. C. C. No change! 😂 sometimes a David Cross joke just sticks with me forever lol

  • @bjd4

    @bjd4

    2 ай бұрын

    hello today

  • @mattkidroske
    @mattkidroske2 ай бұрын

    I was crying laughing during the part where they were reading the scripts together! Great special

  • @tactcom7
    @tactcom72 ай бұрын

    Do all Americans pronounce naivety the same way as David? I love it.

  • @Albertk96
    @Albertk962 ай бұрын

    This was hilarious! Thank you David and KZread for making it available for free! I've been a fan of David Cross for a long time, but it was his role as Tobias on Arrested that really sealed my fandom. His talants are mightier than an African Ele-phant!

  • @drew7155

    @drew7155

    2 ай бұрын

    Is that some racist dick joke????

  • @erickcartman8758
    @erickcartman87582 ай бұрын

    I sometimes call my current wife my ex-girlfriend when I’m introducing her to people. She loves it! 😂

  • @icu3869

    @icu3869

    2 ай бұрын

    Well, she is your ex girlfriend- that’s sweet, but you’re missing the point of saying “current wife”. It implies she’s replaceable, and should do whatever she can to prove she can keep you happy- and earn her place in your life.👍

  • @DasPizzaChit
    @DasPizzaChit20 күн бұрын

    I feel David cross is the types of Jew to kick Anne Frank out of the attic to stay alive.

  • @MrJeffrey938
    @MrJeffrey93824 күн бұрын

    "The giddiness ... the glee" YES. Thank you. That is what terrifies me - they want to be terrifying and they are succeeding, as all terrorists do.

  • @trainspotter360
    @trainspotter3602 ай бұрын

    Thank you so much for this. David is my all time favorite comedian ever since Mr. Show and his stand up always gets better each new special.

  • @FrizleFry00
    @FrizleFry002 ай бұрын

    Singing the song in my head ... we'll have a gay old time!!!

  • @dcullins3061

    @dcullins3061

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm going to have to think about that one for a while. Give me some time here.

  • @Not_Vladimir_Putin

    @Not_Vladimir_Putin

    2 ай бұрын

    Way to go!!! Thanks to your comment, THIS video is now banned in Florida!

  • @BajaBlastoise931
    @BajaBlastoise93126 күн бұрын

    David cross is a fucking genius 😂 the script bit was incredible

  • @TheDrFentanill
    @TheDrFentanill2 ай бұрын

    We truly are blessed in the age of free specials. Go buy tickets

  • @TeaGuyTom
    @TeaGuyTom3 ай бұрын

    I got lost ordering Matlock socks and ended up here... Is this the man from The Pride Is Back comedy special that my grandson wanted to hear when it came out? Man, this young guy is going places. Welp, time for a nice cup of a Yorkshire before turning in for a nap. Thanks for the funnies David. ☕

  • @a.nobodys.nobody

    @a.nobodys.nobody

    2 ай бұрын

    Like the TV show??

  • @BrianFedirko
    @BrianFedirko2 ай бұрын

    David fxckin Rocked!! Very corageous, and I really want some people to take offense. How is this possible, free on KZread? I love it. Man, I'm loving it. Thank you so so much. I'll comment more after the show. The audience participation at the end was Gr8! Peace ☮💜

  • @nathanrobins5786
    @nathanrobins57862 ай бұрын

    David cross has always been the MAN

  • @dweezap37yt
    @dweezap37yt3 ай бұрын

    My all time favorite comic, and I was at the taping of this special. Thanks David for all of your comedy

  • @herokillerstain4147

    @herokillerstain4147

    2 ай бұрын

    They still use video tape?

  • @dweezap37yt

    @dweezap37yt

    2 ай бұрын

    They didn't, but I did i sat there with a full size camcorder in the 3rd row

  • @LukeMcGuireoides

    @LukeMcGuireoides

    2 ай бұрын

    It's not really AI?

  • @Studeb

    @Studeb

    2 ай бұрын

    What happened at the brutal edit?

  • @joemccafferty6158

    @joemccafferty6158

    2 ай бұрын

    Ok Copernicus

  • @midwayer11
    @midwayer112 ай бұрын

    So funny as usual. What an incredibly thoughtful and intelligent piece of masterful comedy. There’s no other like him and I appreciate the uniqueness of this comedy immensely. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @ginogarcia8730
    @ginogarcia87302 ай бұрын

    man did not expect this special to hit so hard - so good hahahaha

  • @sideshowbobrobert
    @sideshowbobrobert2 ай бұрын

    hit the 'like' before i even hit play - love me some David Cross

  • @jessicapierce3845
    @jessicapierce38453 ай бұрын

    Thank you for more David Cross! Im thoroughly enjoying Senses Working Overtime as well ❤

  • @vexistentialist
    @vexistentialist2 ай бұрын

    This was fantastic, as Cross always tends to be. Great stuff, thanks.

  • @user82938
    @user829382 ай бұрын

    That's pretty funny that David tripped coming out from backstage after the script reading, because the first time he came out, I thought "Man, that looks like a really hazardous setup they have going there. Would be funny if he tripped coming out and made it into a bit."

  • @jesushoobistankchrist
    @jesushoobistankchrist2 ай бұрын

    And that's how you end a show!

  • @needfoolthings
    @needfoolthings3 ай бұрын

    Nice of you to give this young man a platform.

  • @kauaichan
    @kauaichan2 ай бұрын

    14:22 “Because it’s fucking true TANYA!” I had to pause I was crying🤣☠️

  • @damgangstudios
    @damgangstudios2 ай бұрын

    David's role in Scary Movie 2 is legendary🤣💯👍

  • @BD_Scab

    @BD_Scab

    2 ай бұрын

    “I can do it myself!”

  • @The_Bean_Head_Men
    @The_Bean_Head_Men16 күн бұрын

    I love Dave's style lately. Reminds me of tapes my dad used to put on of Rodney Carrington, when he used to just softly talk, tell stories and string jokes in. Could listen to this style of comedy for hours and hours and.....

  • @victorsbomb4804
    @victorsbomb48043 ай бұрын

    OMFG I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW DAVID DOES COMEDY!!! I remember watching arrested development growing up, he is so talented in many aspects and I can’t wait to binge all his content!!

  • @cmb6087

    @cmb6087

    3 ай бұрын

    lmao he IS comedy, you gotta check him out.

  • @dogpetdog

    @dogpetdog

    3 ай бұрын

    Huh? You didn't know he did comedy? What, you been living under a rock, pal? Mr show?! HELLLOOOOOOO!

  • @marshalltrotter2320

    @marshalltrotter2320

    2 ай бұрын

    Watch “mr. Show” asap

  • @ericpatton3276

    @ericpatton3276

    2 ай бұрын

    " 'I will never ever do Heroin again.' - is what I say every time I do heroin." A quote from one of his standup specials.

  • @zhinningenge1754

    @zhinningenge1754

    2 ай бұрын

    Yep. He's a comical genius. His earlier standup is even better.

  • @RonZoscak
    @RonZoscak3 ай бұрын

    Does anyone know where to find a list of all his standup specials? IMDB & Wikipedia only show five.

  • @OakleyMoodie

    @OakleyMoodie

    3 ай бұрын

    5 is accurate

  • @ScottThibodeaux

    @ScottThibodeaux

    3 ай бұрын

    He's got 8 - all of them are listed on his Wikipedia (minus this one, as of right now). I don't think there's a video special for It's Not Funny, and the video from the "Shut Up, You Fucking Baby" special was released as "Let America Laugh"... and it's not really a standup special, more of a documentary from that tour, with clips of the standup throughout the documentary.

  • @OakleyMoodie

    @OakleyMoodie

    3 ай бұрын

    @@ScottThibodeaux Thanks for the correction. David Cross himself said it was 5 on the "Fly on the Wall" podcast, so I took him at his word and didn't bother to research.

  • @charlesnelthorpe9252

    @charlesnelthorpe9252

    2 ай бұрын

    5 is a lot when he spent so much time creating Mr.Show and being on Arrested Development. He's got his own podcast now too!

  • @myflatlineconstruct

    @myflatlineconstruct

    2 ай бұрын

    "bigger and blackerer" is the only one you need to google. Drug jokes, not one kid joke. Well maybe but I'm not checking.

  • @FussyPickles
    @FussyPickles2 ай бұрын

    this is just random but 44:10 when he starts talking about organics being a scam, it's true - i worked at an actual crop rotating organic farm (the owner would not let us even use bug repellent in the field) and we did not qualify for the 'organic' sticker because organic actually requires a bunch of additives our food was legit best at the farmer's market and nobody knew/cared

  • @MalrexMontresor

    @MalrexMontresor

    2 ай бұрын

    Same, family farm, with a small portion of fields set aside for organic farming. The only difference was the organic pesticides were more toxic as well as being less effective.

  • @ChrisLeeW00
    @ChrisLeeW002 ай бұрын

    Flintstone’s theme song “we’ll have a gay old time” I had to look it up lol

  • @lonniedeckermusic
    @lonniedeckermusic26 күн бұрын

    David is on another level as a stand up.

  • @nicolemerry7057
    @nicolemerry70572 ай бұрын

    I LISTEN to stand up while working and I KNEW I knew this voice, Tobias from Arrested Development! LOVE that show! He was my favorite character! Awesome!

  • @marlostanly6650
    @marlostanly66502 ай бұрын

    I will never find my name on a magnet but David whispered into a microphone "marlo, there is no god" so suck on that, keychain.

  • @nillehessy

    @nillehessy

    2 ай бұрын

    the northpole is very magnetic is middlepoint earth yr name is written down there above northpole is polestar polestar middle of the heavens revolving once a day around it swastika four seasonal night positions big dipper revolving round polestar once/day souvastika little dipper doing the same thor and hammer in his eternal chariot ride across the sky

  • @marlostanly6650

    @marlostanly6650

    2 ай бұрын

    @@nillehessy whoa. I'm thinking you need a nap and a therapist.

  • @marlostanly6650

    @marlostanly6650

    2 ай бұрын

    @@nillehessy you'll likely need to go to sleep before your ego will consider deleting your comment but you should certainly get that nap, hun!

  • @nillehessy

    @nillehessy

    2 ай бұрын

    @@marlostanly6650 thinking you? then please think of a decent counter argument maybe .. only if you like he .. instead of empty patronising me i´m not impressed by that

  • @marlostanly6650

    @marlostanly6650

    2 ай бұрын

    @@nillehessy on a scale of 1 to 10 how impressed do you imagine i am with these marvelous magical moments youve graced us with this morning? Guess.

  • @Smoochie71804
    @Smoochie71804Ай бұрын

    “The Angel Gabriel went back up the chimney” was my favorite line from this lol

  • @GrantKanigan
    @GrantKanigan2 ай бұрын

    Cross reminds me a lot of Carlin; his comedy is so well thought out and delivered.

  • @extremelynormalperson

    @extremelynormalperson

    2 ай бұрын

    I would say a pretty big difference is that David draws out bits a bit longer than he should a lot of the time, but Carlin would always jam-pack in a million jokes.

  • @icu3869

    @icu3869

    2 ай бұрын

    Reminds me of Lois CK- many similar ideas and perspectives, questioning the status quo, exposing the absurdity of human nature and the beliefs that drive us as individuals, and the unspoken rules, religious traditions, or political beliefs that are all subject to change, yet unite and divide us in society.

  • @jonathanalpart7812

    @jonathanalpart7812

    2 ай бұрын

    They also both used microphones

  • @BGrader
    @BGrader2 ай бұрын

    David: "I have a daughter." Crowd: "Haahahahahahaa"

  • @iheartwheelies

    @iheartwheelies

    2 ай бұрын

    Spot on. This wasn't a comedy show. This was a liberal minded moron ranting on stage.

  • @dielaughing73

    @dielaughing73

    2 ай бұрын

    It was part of a bit

  • @Savagefred

    @Savagefred

    Ай бұрын

    Dude this is the worst thing I've ever seen lol. I've always like cross on TV shows, but I didn't laugh once. I watched like 3 different 10 minute segments of this special, and I didn't laugh st all, but even the laughs per minute were extremely low to his own audience... And they were laughing at practically every laugh break. His cadence and timing was just awful, and the material was all hackney and played out. I was pretty surprised to see such an overwhelmingly positive comment section. I couldn't imagine sitting through 1.5 hours of this

  • @Savagefred

    @Savagefred

    Ай бұрын

    I had to go and see his closing bit, after everyone saying how funny and wild it was... It's not even a joke. Just gonna drown Jesus and not say jokes while doing it lol. Wtf. Imagine some up and commer any of these bits with this kind of delivery and punchlines. They'd never get asked back

  • @jinXeD546933

    @jinXeD546933

    Ай бұрын

    @@Savagefred Over your head, my friend.

  • @YodalayHeeWho
    @YodalayHeeWho3 ай бұрын

    Who Remembers his role in Alvin and the Chipmunks in 2007

  • @roadlesstraveled34

    @roadlesstraveled34

    2 ай бұрын

    I do bc I have 3 boys in their late teen years who watched it originally, and now a 4yo who's favorite movie is Chipwrecked😂

  • @lonehawkwhitlock1310
    @lonehawkwhitlock13102 ай бұрын

    "We'll have a gay old time!" 😂Brutal😂 Thank you for the laughter & your insightful take on life.

  • @AlexReynard

    @AlexReynard

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, that was cute how he referenced the Florida Parental Rights in Education Act, which has no language in it about homosexuality; the one that news media on the left lied about it and called it the Don't Say Gay bill, and then here's David, brilliantly and cleverly making fun of Florida, as if they were the ones who called it that. So witty. So knowledgeable.

  • @nicolewoolaston1554
    @nicolewoolaston15542 ай бұрын

    "I wanna go to church but it's all the way over there" is literally how I feel about church and the gym.

  • @HazyShayd

    @HazyShayd

    Ай бұрын

    I agree! This is lowest common denominator comedy, Well spotted, Nicole! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes!

  • @jonathanbeatrice8317
    @jonathanbeatrice83172 ай бұрын

    I've never laughed so hard at something I didn't hear 😂😂😂

  • @johnuhl3400
    @johnuhl34002 ай бұрын

    Technically, the MGIO is owned by the Steward Observatory which is part of University of Arizona. The site plays host to the VATT, which is owned by the Vatican Observatory (which is supported by the Holy See), though it is supported by private donations. But yeah. The point about the divide between the private and public life is quite cogent.

  • @angrycado
    @angrycadoАй бұрын

    I am convinced that Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret is a masterfuckinpiece!

  • @jonnichols4522
    @jonnichols45222 ай бұрын

    This set was hilarious 😅 Gotta come through western NY soon. 😂

  • @dear.ambelina
    @dear.ambelina2 ай бұрын

    Our kids are the same age! I'm so sad I missed him being in Chicago. One of the best. For sure.

  • @dogchaser520

    @dogchaser520

    2 ай бұрын

    You can catch him hanging around a Chicago playground real soon

  • @shaggyb9599
    @shaggyb95992 ай бұрын

    Ok, the "edit" at 38:38, I really want to know what the audience got to see that we didn't

  • @bearursidae42069

    @bearursidae42069

    2 ай бұрын

    Same I was like did my video skip or am I tripping out

  • @Sfeliciano4

    @Sfeliciano4

    2 ай бұрын

    He’s a genius. That was a genius move.

  • @pageljazz

    @pageljazz

    2 ай бұрын

    My guess is he said, "ok now everybody laugh like I just told the best joke ever."

  • @benbailey8807

    @benbailey8807

    2 ай бұрын

    Could be a cut from different nights in the same stage

  • @JABarnes18

    @JABarnes18

    2 ай бұрын

    Meta joke that gaslights you. 🎉

  • @FilbinCreekPhil
    @FilbinCreekPhilАй бұрын

    I saw David on "just shoot me" and went around telling people about this guy that stole the show, didnt even know it was a friend of mine's son.

  • @scroogetheprofit2455
    @scroogetheprofit24553 ай бұрын

    David's best hour this whole year.

  • @narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801
    @narcolepticchihuahuaproduc18012 ай бұрын

    Love it. I still feel like I’d miss the headstock…don’t know why.

  • @sharaudramey9336
    @sharaudramey933617 күн бұрын

    I never knew this guy was this hilarious

  • @danieljohn9257
    @danieljohn92573 ай бұрын

    I’d really like to talk to David’s wife sometime… Because what a finish!

  • @captainunderpants200

    @captainunderpants200

    2 ай бұрын

    You mean his current wife.

  • @cdes1776

    @cdes1776

    2 ай бұрын

    Gorgeous and talented....

  • @mswkt656
    @mswkt6563 ай бұрын

    We just busted a bunch of Priests in Harrisburg PA SMFs

  • @HansPotter88
    @HansPotter882 ай бұрын

    Rick Glassman sent me

  • @jscotthatcher380
    @jscotthatcher3802 ай бұрын

    "...and now we gotta deal with all these vape stores." 😂😂😂

  • @MrhibyeTV
    @MrhibyeTV2 ай бұрын

    What an amazing special! 😄💙

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone2 ай бұрын

    Thanks for uploading to KZread!

  • @fishdontscream-un7mj
    @fishdontscream-un7mj3 ай бұрын

    "Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie..." 🎶 🎵 😊 IYKYK

  • @chrisolson7546

    @chrisolson7546

    2 ай бұрын

    Gimme a quarter, a GREEN one!!!

  • @Mar.Escobar24

    @Mar.Escobar24

    2 ай бұрын

    “So you wanna go get some sushi? Have a little sake? Get a little weird? 🥴” 😂😂

  • @MonstroTuga
    @MonstroTuga2 ай бұрын

    Bubadeeblooo Rick Glassman sent me Oh Yeahhhh!

  • @joseluisruiz3789
    @joseluisruiz378921 күн бұрын

    David has so much talent. Super funny guy. 😂👏👏👏👏

  • @TheQuincyEdwards
    @TheQuincyEdwards2 ай бұрын

    This is fucking great! David Cross never disappoints. Makes you think

  • @thisisit3333
    @thisisit33332 ай бұрын

    Comedians are some of the funniest philosophers of our time. 😂😂🎉 And thank fuck for them, especially now during these regressive times. 😂😂 Hopefully if our country does become an authoritarian Christo-Fascist nation, David Cross (and so many others) will have fled to a more accepting country…like Estonia or Luxembourg!

  • @JohnnyNoPockets

    @JohnnyNoPockets

    2 ай бұрын

    If you actually think that's what's happening, you've completely lost the plot.

  • @beaniepq

    @beaniepq

    2 ай бұрын

    hopefully?

  • @willywonka7812

    @willywonka7812

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@JohnnyNoPocketsyour eyes are in your pocket

  • @studiolonepine
    @studiolonepine2 ай бұрын

    Saw the special at Santa Cruz, CA. I was jet legged and recovering from a stomach virus and I laughed my lungs out! : )

  • @robbieg4700
    @robbieg47002 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @Ryan-gv7gy
    @Ryan-gv7gyАй бұрын

    Proof liberal comedian are funny, and I’m conservative. Killed it.

  • @bbluva20

    @bbluva20

    21 күн бұрын

    Bruh, the vast majority of comedians are Left-leaning. Even guys like Shane Gillis and Joe Rogan admit they agree more with liberal politics than conservatives.

  • @KryMoore

    @KryMoore

    19 күн бұрын

    Hahahahaha.

  • @purplepurplesaurasne
    @purplepurplesaurasne3 ай бұрын

    David you got in shape! Congrats on the Fatherhood. I've been a fan since forever, great special.

  • @FriendToToads

    @FriendToToads

    2 ай бұрын

    I think he should go back to his old fat perverted rabbi look

  • @ecofunsies
    @ecofunsiesАй бұрын

    Didn't care for the guy too much prior, but he won me over - like surely he meant to lol.

  • @splorn
    @splorn2 ай бұрын

    Just greatness Layers of good

  • @lisaduchateau
    @lisaduchateau3 ай бұрын

    This was the best! David is my all-time fave. Made my night, my year! Thank you for posting.

  • @maximilianschmid9890
    @maximilianschmid9890Ай бұрын

    "Don't fargett jour kidds gettinh eatenn bj tha fachinh crocodeils on jour bachjard."

  • @yergeoff
    @yergeoff25 күн бұрын

    the audience bit was reminiscent of the Mr. Show sketch "The Audition" which for my money is one of the funniest and most clever sketches of all time

  • @importon
    @importon2 ай бұрын

    Looks like 1.8k Floridians have seen this

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo2 ай бұрын

    Italian healthcare is quite good - my wife and her mother and aunt went on a trip to Italy many years ago and her aunt fell, hit her head and broke her ankle. Her hospital bill was $100, and that's only because she wasn't an Italian taxpayer.

  • @Viewsandvibrations
    @Viewsandvibrations2 ай бұрын

    Haven’t seen this guy since scary movie lol i was thinking about him the other day “i can do it myself !!! “ 😂

  • @reduxmod9178
    @reduxmod91782 ай бұрын

    As a English kid in the 90's I felt like the only kid in the country, definitely my social circle who knew of this great funny as fuck programme called Mr show. I tried to explain it but couldn't. Internet was so random new then that I hardly knew the site I was watching it on. (Probably youtube) I honestly think that those programmes shaped my interest in what's funny.

  • @jen_wren_x
    @jen_wren_x2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @weseastin8734
    @weseastin87342 ай бұрын

    Remembering the time I saw Dave at his sister's sandwich shop in Atlanta and he saw me see him and a look of, "Aw no. Please don't," appeared on his face. I just smiled and nodded and minded my own business. Wonderful.

  • @roadlesstraveled34

    @roadlesstraveled34

    2 ай бұрын

    Do you realize how rare that must be for him/any person of note in public? That was really nice of you 🙂

  • @jedwards1792

    @jedwards1792

    2 ай бұрын

    I had a similar experience at a pool in PA near his weekend home in the Catskills. He was with his daughter (in the men’s locker room) and he had forgotten his bathing suit. Luckily they sold suits at the facility. I pretended I didn’t know who he was. I must be a good actor because he seemed to believe he wasn’t recognized.

  • @blzzz
    @blzzz2 ай бұрын

    Damm. He's looking healthly. If he shaved off the greybeard he'd look younger than he did 20 years ago.

  • @luckygreentiger
    @luckygreentiger2 ай бұрын

    I hope we didn't miss anything with the edit

  • @silverbackhayabusa
    @silverbackhayabusaАй бұрын

    Thanks for the lesson on Christian hypocrisy. I'm gonna spend my time at the next Atheist Soup Kitchen for the Homeless I come across. That said, I've never seen one. You might add the lesson on atheist hypocrisy in your next comedy show. I'm sure it'd be really funny.

  • @deaddeaddeaddeaddead5667
    @deaddeaddeaddeaddead56673 ай бұрын

    I grew up listening to David's CDs and I'm always excited to see something new from him.

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