Bill Burr | the Monday Morning Podcast LIVE- 10-27-19

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Bill rambles live in Los Angeles about the Grand Ole Opry, fashion through the years, and being spied on by the NSA.
produced by Andrew Themeles & All Things Comedy
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  • @jetarcher3374
    @jetarcher33744 жыл бұрын

    Witnessing the birth of Sit-down comedy

  • @ID1visor

    @ID1visor

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Theomite

    @Theomite

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ali Siddiq already has that down. Bill Cosby did it first, but the less said about that, the better.

  • @SAM-ru4vx

    @SAM-ru4vx

    4 жыл бұрын

    and people call me lazy....yeah uh im gonna tell stories and look at my computer. can i get a beer ovah herre

  • @thedancingveganatheist6310

    @thedancingveganatheist6310

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chappelle has also done this. And Burr has worked with Chappelle.

  • @RockDavid

    @RockDavid

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Theomite here and theres....Bill is trending what those just did not so much

  • @samppuli-4154
    @samppuli-41544 жыл бұрын

    Did I just watch a bald redhead laying on his couch and rant about shit for almost two hours? Yes I did. Did I enjoy it? One of the greatest things I've ever seen

  • @parkerjeans5777

    @parkerjeans5777

    4 жыл бұрын

    You only can't say the greatest because the philly incident is and was the best

  • @johnnycheung5824
    @johnnycheung58243 жыл бұрын

    Bill's Southern hick accent is as iconic as Dave Chappelle's old white man accent.

  • @Monsteretrope

    @Monsteretrope

    3 жыл бұрын

    I perfonally prefer his women voice xD

  • @Spazticmonkey1000

    @Spazticmonkey1000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hes bostonian

  • @KB-nz6bv

    @KB-nz6bv

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Spazticmonkey1000 we know.. reread the OP

  • @e3IZrZ

    @e3IZrZ

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Spazticmonkey1000 Did you know he is a human being?

  • @harrambou9468

    @harrambou9468

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@e3IZrZ you must be fun at parties 😂

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya2 жыл бұрын

    This has to be really inspiring for aspiring comedians, being at a point in your career where you can just go on stage in a sweatshirt on a couch and just say whatever's on your mind and the crowd loves it. Burr's definitely one of the GOATs

  • @ricardoperez-yo1et

    @ricardoperez-yo1et

    8 ай бұрын

    Cause that the ginger fucking goat .no other one can do that chit ok

  • @jasonmutschall6154

    @jasonmutschall6154

    7 ай бұрын

    I'm sure dave chappel's cigarette agrees

  • @thegreenpianist7683

    @thegreenpianist7683

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@jasonmutschall6154Dave's right there with him as well

  • @kylelanctot3344
    @kylelanctot33444 жыл бұрын

    "Titanic was horrible......Imagine if they made 9/11 a chick flick" 😮😮😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kylelanctot3344

    @kylelanctot3344

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Janjão Jonata 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VaughnJogVlog

    @VaughnJogVlog

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s been done already. Forgot the movie, but there was a Rom-Com with a twist ending showing the guy in the tower on September 11, 2001.

  • @kevinjohnson7300

    @kevinjohnson7300

    4 жыл бұрын

    Look up "Remember Me" lolol, and watch the ending

  • @noogie003

    @noogie003

    4 жыл бұрын

    VaughnJogVlog Holy fuck your right, lmao I forgot about that horrific movie

  • @stevena3333

    @stevena3333

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Johnson lol I thought the same thing.

  • @JacobHG1234
    @JacobHG12344 жыл бұрын

    Bill is the living embodiment 'you no what really grinds my gears'

  • @VideoNozoki

    @VideoNozoki

    4 жыл бұрын

    *know "You know what really grinds my gear..."

  • @PalashaGabarra

    @PalashaGabarra

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@VideoNozoki Gears. Not gear.

  • @drankydrank1

    @drankydrank1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PalashaGabarra Knot. Naught not.

  • @bink

    @bink

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@VideoNozoki No, knot know, no.

  • @vcvortex6356
    @vcvortex63563 жыл бұрын

    Bill is a rare gem. I am glad that he exists.

  • @alldogsgoheaven

    @alldogsgoheaven

    2 жыл бұрын

    Frfr💯💯

  • @jackwatsonepic626

    @jackwatsonepic626

    2 жыл бұрын

    If this guy ever comes to England I will get a provie loan out to go and see him because I'm on universal credit (welfare) he is fast becoming the world No1 in comedy forget the rest He is the best !

  • @brunoleite8380

    @brunoleite8380

    Жыл бұрын

    These days Nia own his balls though sadly 🤷‍♂️

  • @RobertBailey-bq4mo

    @RobertBailey-bq4mo

    9 ай бұрын

    He exists to entertain us all

  • @mikebud12

    @mikebud12

    3 ай бұрын

    @@brunoleite8380 please elaborate

  • @thevillain267
    @thevillain2674 жыл бұрын

    This needs to be a Netflix Series Bill just ranting and reading letters.. so damn funny

  • @anitabonghit7606

    @anitabonghit7606

    4 жыл бұрын

    He already does this it's called his podcast

  • @thevillain267

    @thevillain267

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@anitabonghit7606 with an audience on stage god damn there is always one lol

  • @jamesgibson1456

    @jamesgibson1456

    4 жыл бұрын

    @cronini1 ditto

  • @DoubleH92

    @DoubleH92

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or just have it on KZread...

  • @thelogicofcheese90

    @thelogicofcheese90

    4 жыл бұрын

    Netflix ruined Norm MacDonald's podcast and also forced his old ones off KZread when they bought the rights to it. Netflix would problary force Bill to be tame too unfortunately. Bill is better unleashed as was Norm.

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull37404 жыл бұрын

    He's selling out venues just ranting and doing his podcast. Let that sink in! Basically no material, all the money! Genius!

  • @TheCAPSLOCKrage

    @TheCAPSLOCKrage

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair i think that sheet he was holding was all material lol but he definitely was just ranting for a lot of it

  • @athemeles

    @athemeles

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheCAPSLOCKrage the sheets were just the listener emails. he was just fidgeting.

  • @souryabanik

    @souryabanik

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. He's on a different level!

  • @climberguy10001

    @climberguy10001

    4 жыл бұрын

    right, just think of him running the free world and doing this.. WAIT.. its already happening! lol

  • @Nick-jj2lt

    @Nick-jj2lt

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm not letting any more sinks in my house

  • @travismitchell210
    @travismitchell2103 жыл бұрын

    Truck driver here... I listen to Bill on the home stretch of my route every night lately. This guy is hilarious and I'm not even a huge stand up guy.

  • @nickmccall8027

    @nickmccall8027

    9 ай бұрын

    Well you are a truck driver 😅

  • @Emy53
    @Emy532 жыл бұрын

    Bill, NEVER change...never mellow. YOU are perfect just the way you are.

  • @leebrennan5790
    @leebrennan57904 жыл бұрын

    Bill is in his own league. It's incredible how comfortable, casual and in-control he is in environments like this. What a beast

  • @vuk8550

    @vuk8550

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well his body language actually implies tension and nervousness, but as always, he handles it masterfully.

  • @mooeyterrieblay834

    @mooeyterrieblay834

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vuk8550 Did F f Of O o a and man oman the other one I I can't find a man in a relationship or anything person person abad not he's forhim good sogood but he has no problem at the to rnyimomenthow don't know Ihe's been been momenthe's he's a person and thiguy s at is that you don't like you and he has hima like is want what know man aa doing he's he'ahe nd and me want just bhe ut s and and I I hman know bad a noI man t e's bad something wdoing is he he and ame nt just I he hmean I say to im want wI I hat hdon't know I lhim like ike e's kknow now ddon't just just he ude agood a a of lot a hdoing e's gonna ligonna not he's he's him want want don't kI I e mdude a like like e thwant you ink dthink on't yeyyeah eah ah dudude de hiadude no ain't in't mI I but thwhim ant want ayou t medoing not he's an doimean I that ng he'doing s heldude ittle a a was he and and man man a has he anything doidoing ng nodwas he ay tsame he on going been been he's he's how know know don't Idon't I I dude Ihaman no no in't e's Imean person a wnot he's you ant dwanyou dthat oing tnot on't nobut man a ynot not he's he's like ou dude dude a he's back come gonna yoIain't I I u dodon't n't dodon't know n't know youand wI hat wknow you you ant ddon't on't ydon't ou mean aImean I and and person good a yohe's u dowant n't lidon't ke blike like ack me I thyou at aidoing n't waman a not he's nt you manand and back come gonna Iain't him want want you you want want you you you with wrong anything doing he's you doing doing you you doing something a a I no no ain't I know I I guy he'she's he's doing that that way he he just don't and wIwgonna as aguy little a s yeyknow he I eah ah anlmean I but him ike don't don't you like dis he I mean he and he'aman s thinthat k yoydon't you ou u mewant I I thinwant you k donthink 't thatdon't you doindoing g yeadoing not he's h yousaid just he him saw just just he he know know you you and person he's a he's a you want want want want you you mean II guy good agood a he's way that that that know you you wantknow you you Ione the the is is he mean I and person aperson he's you want just he and and him doing doing anything he he was like like me want you you guy guy agood a a he's you want you you you person person he's he's a person and I don't know how how he is and and he's he's a pthat erson hperson a is is e pperson erson

  • @vuk8550

    @vuk8550

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mooeyterrieblay834 Eh?

  • @samuelmmmk181

    @samuelmmmk181

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mooeyterrieblay834 Yeah bro I knew it wasn't just me. Glad you noticed that too. I don't agree about the part you were talking about the pacquiao v mayweather fight.

  • @jerrilehane7815

    @jerrilehane7815

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vuk8550 You state eternal truth...GENIUS Bill Burr...it ain't fair...so good.

  • @Blinkz
    @Blinkz4 жыл бұрын

    I like how the curtain gets pulled, and he’s just sitting on a couch. “Alright....”

  • @repetitivereality2829

    @repetitivereality2829

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boss moment.

  • @dionaleigh1505

    @dionaleigh1505

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wouldn't expect anything less from Sir Freckles.

  • @TheRosiebeam

    @TheRosiebeam

    4 жыл бұрын

    And you're probably sitting on the toilet with shit drying on your asshole hairs while writing that

  • @ek8285

    @ek8285

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because after he just gets two guys to carry the couch out with him on it like in Chapelle show

  • @Blinkz

    @Blinkz

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheRosiebeam 👍

  • @WealthyHomeless
    @WealthyHomeless3 жыл бұрын

    If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre

  • @UlfMTG

    @UlfMTG

    3 жыл бұрын

    big true

  • @layzorbeeemz7317

    @layzorbeeemz7317

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish they would join their podcasts. They are fuckin hilarious together.

  • @TheHonestTerrorist

    @TheHonestTerrorist

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jre's a joke compared to this

  • @kartikaybhardwaj3528

    @kartikaybhardwaj3528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheHonestTerrorist my two cents on JRE: Why the holy fuck is it so long? 3-4 hours are you kidding me?

  • @nilloc28

    @nilloc28

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gordon Morrice nobody cares that he’s hunts and does DMT.

  • @MrCal2648
    @MrCal26483 жыл бұрын

    Having a live audience makes the Podcast better, giving it a laugh track.

  • @MrNyuknyuk

    @MrNyuknyuk

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is a laugh track

  • @bird9350
    @bird93504 жыл бұрын

    I almost died of laughter within the first 2 minutes.

  • @PowerHouse1987

    @PowerHouse1987

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if they made 911 into a chick flick... Murdered me!

  • @Coconutscott

    @Coconutscott

    4 жыл бұрын

    You know its going to happen.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee68824 жыл бұрын

    Bill burr ranting off the top of his head for 2 hours straight is still funnier than any other comedian who’s monotonously reciting rehearsed material for an hour

  • @matthewgruter2937

    @matthewgruter2937

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because these 2 hours are 50 brilliant years in the making!

  • @hihihihihello

    @hihihihihello

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agree

  • @pts5217

    @pts5217

    4 жыл бұрын

    Completely agree. Especially younger comics. So many hacks.

  • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar

    @ViewsFromTheDeathStar

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true. Crazy how he can just go be himself and entertain the shit out of everyone.

  • @randyhall161

    @randyhall161

    4 жыл бұрын

    It takes resourcing and trial and error in stand up. Bill is one of a kind. Material needs to be broken down between different crowds, and then broken down by the comic for the best outcome. Specials arent just one time jokes they thought of the day before. Some jokes take years, some joke take weeks. Its all about the dialogue, crowd and comedian. Never forget the delivery...

  • @QuackingKing
    @QuackingKing3 жыл бұрын

    “Eating a deep fried eagle” holy shit...even Bill was cracking up at his own joke.

  • @sackingsjw55
    @sackingsjw553 жыл бұрын

    All of this is hysterical. I can't even quote one line, there's dozens of dingers

  • @jrkinnard1
    @jrkinnard14 жыл бұрын

    "They can use a mouse, but they can't type their feelings." I'm dying.

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd25604 жыл бұрын

    Some people have a stream of consciousness that's just made for comedy.

  • @Dog3D

    @Dog3D

    4 жыл бұрын

    I honestly believe it's because a lot of comics are slightly or severely ADHD. Thats why so many tangents stem from bill

  • @montinyek6554

    @montinyek6554

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dead Man remind me again how was masculinity "outlawed"? I fucking hate the so called "progressive left" but you guys are nuts too

  • @TrollHiddenCave

    @TrollHiddenCave

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@montinyek6554 ok jew

  • @heem8814

    @heem8814

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dead Man no i think it's just talent

  • @dank_frank2580

    @dank_frank2580

    3 жыл бұрын

    “It’s called conversation”

  • @sethdusith6093
    @sethdusith60934 жыл бұрын

    Bill ranting is somehow more funny than Kevin harts stand up

  • @chrismarquette8627

    @chrismarquette8627

    3 жыл бұрын

    Puppy murder is funnier than Kevin Hart

  • @blackholediscoball

    @blackholediscoball

    3 жыл бұрын

    He goes by Mark Normand now and he has gotten better.

  • @reinhardrommel2498

    @reinhardrommel2498

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally anything is funnier than Kevin hart's standup

  • @ChrisPBacon-bl9rv

    @ChrisPBacon-bl9rv

    3 жыл бұрын

    A ded lizard is funnier than kevin hart

  • @chargersfan0560

    @chargersfan0560

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wdym somehow

  • @theaccursedj.e.2723
    @theaccursedj.e.27232 жыл бұрын

    In his podcasts, stand ups and even in interviews I never get tired of hearing Bill crack himself up.

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss14 жыл бұрын

    11:20 - He broke down Beyonce's whole vibe on stage perfectly. Someone finally said it without fearing the retaliation of the B hive.

  • @strengthandmasculinity

    @strengthandmasculinity

    4 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck is a B hive gayest shit I have ever heard.

  • @dominickschrute3084

    @dominickschrute3084

    4 жыл бұрын

    What the hell is the B hive? That's a thing?

  • @totalbliss1

    @totalbliss1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@strengthandmasculinity Your mom's probably in it.

  • @strengthandmasculinity

    @strengthandmasculinity

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@totalbliss1 what r u 12?weak

  • @Theomite

    @Theomite

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bill told the entire city of Philadelphia to go fuck itself to it's face for 20 minutes straight. BYonce should be afraid of him.

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico4 жыл бұрын

    This podcast is better than most comedy specials

  • @A6Legit

    @A6Legit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep. Bills the 🐐

  • @willscruton2631

    @willscruton2631

    3 жыл бұрын

    Idk man, I fkn love this podcast but as someone who's not American whenever he talks about American football I just completely shut off n get bored fast, also I think he'd need guests to become that popular but no question if he went for that format he'd definitely be better than Joe

  • @A6Legit

    @A6Legit

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@willscruton2631 yeah im not a fan of football or sports at all. Sometimes ill listen other times ill skip it. He still inevitably says some funny shit talking about sports too.

  • @paperroutlou5345

    @paperroutlou5345

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is this a podcast for real? I thoutght, it was a standup, i mean a seat down comedy 😂😂😂

  • @johnhenryholliday3590

    @johnhenryholliday3590

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@willscruton2631 that’s why I love burr though man. He doesn’t do this for anyone else but himself but also knows the reach or exposure that a podcast has. Even when he talks about specific shit to him he can find a way to make you laugh, regardless of whether or not you’re invested. You’ve got to love or better respect anybody who simply does them. Page out of Patrices book. Gotta love Billy broad brush ova-heeeaaaayyyyy!!!

  • @BillyHayes79Music
    @BillyHayes79Music3 жыл бұрын

    The guy at 20:30 who says "Tell us how you really feel" is still hanging

  • @devan6127

    @devan6127

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like that’s the whole reason everyone is there.. to hear how he feels 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

  • @adriancastillo1957
    @adriancastillo19573 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit... over two hours of off the cuff hilarity... Bill Burr is so freakin genius....

  • @malikgb1454
    @malikgb14544 жыл бұрын

    This could easily have been a very successful comedy special.

  • @VAMPlRELLA

    @VAMPlRELLA

    4 жыл бұрын

    I actually like the MM podcast over his stand up most of the time. They episodes aren't as tight but he has a lot of great bits that he can't reuse

  • @StannisDoyleWood

    @StannisDoyleWood

    4 жыл бұрын

    He definitely marketed it like one, well planned and executed

  • @bernlin2000

    @bernlin2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is 😀

  • @tattletalestrangler7815

    @tattletalestrangler7815

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wesley Davis yeah I agree, his voice on stage is still filtered compared to his podcast

  • @jimpickens4

    @jimpickens4

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ironically Paper Tiger was pretty much rehashed material and podcast shenanigans.

  • @UnklSam39
    @UnklSam394 жыл бұрын

    "Can you imagine if they made 9/11 into a chick flick?" He called it. Remember this right here.

  • @drankydrank1

    @drankydrank1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Remember Me (2010 film)

  • @tateoh810

    @tateoh810

    3 жыл бұрын

    If bill does podcast with camera and a setup he'll be popular as jre

  • @A6Legit

    @A6Legit

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tateoh810 Theyre different animals. Bill is by far the funniest podcast out, JRE's goal isnt comedy.

  • @brodies2494

    @brodies2494

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@A6Legit M

  • @donitalia

    @donitalia

    3 жыл бұрын

    never forget*

  • @allendavis3107
    @allendavis31073 жыл бұрын

    This is why bill burr is the GOAT. On man one stage. Just walking out and making people laugh with whatever comes to his mind.

  • @Ketroc
    @Ketroc2 жыл бұрын

    I love that unintentional joke "I'm not an idiot. I know how the numbers in the alphabet work"

  • @baringozi2214
    @baringozi22144 жыл бұрын

    This is like a free special with no prepared material and way more furniture. Thank you Bill

  • @Nika_Joy_Boy
    @Nika_Joy_Boy4 жыл бұрын

    "eating a deep fried eagle" fkn killed me

  • @cadillacdeville5828

    @cadillacdeville5828

    3 жыл бұрын

    I died 🤣

  • @IAmKrow

    @IAmKrow

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cadillacdeville5828 Same here LOL

  • @harrygrimley4352

    @harrygrimley4352

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tastes like chicken

  • @btshanyce8975
    @btshanyce89753 жыл бұрын

    "Theater of solitude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG3 жыл бұрын

    49:20 how does he come up with this shit on the fly like that?!?!? everything that comes out of his mouth is fuckin gold lol

  • @bad71hd

    @bad71hd

    3 жыл бұрын

    How does it come with shit like this on the fly? It's called thinking. He thinks then he speaks, unlike you who speaks and maybe doesn't think ever again

  • @eminenception

    @eminenception

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bad71hd damn calm down

  • @rikupv
    @rikupv4 жыл бұрын

    This is genuinely one of the funniest bits of bill burr I've ever seen, and this isn't even a special! This is how you can tell if a person is really funny, they don't have to prepare any lines or nothing but they go off the top and still are hilarious!! Go Billy bean bag!

  • @briancannon5614

    @briancannon5614

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was prepared. U see his paper?

  • @boofman0486

    @boofman0486

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@briancannon5614 obviously he has a list of topics to talk about and ads but its not like he rehearsed anything all the jokes are off top

  • @alldogsgoheaven

    @alldogsgoheaven

    2 жыл бұрын

    He does tha same voices over n over which is annoying but other than he's golden

  • @namenome3680

    @namenome3680

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@briancannon5614 and how many times he used that paper ? DRUG ADDICTS and then he loses thought ant just rants about something and its hilarious :D

  • @johnszczerba9979

    @johnszczerba9979

    Жыл бұрын

    It's how I found out Russell Peters is not funny. He was on a podcast for over an hour before he finally said something funny. Meanwhile actual funny comedians can't help but say funny things... it's impossible for bill Burr to be boring

  • @keironthomson6769
    @keironthomson67694 жыл бұрын

    Only Bill burr can just sit there, and make a crowd laugh, sitting down the entire time. I honestly respect this dudes comfortability with the crowd.

  • @michaelkelly1588
    @michaelkelly1588 Жыл бұрын

    The difference between the raw, straight talk of his podcast, and the refined, polished nature of his stand up is astounding, and I love them both.

  • @christophergregory1205
    @christophergregory12054 жыл бұрын

    "They're wearing the wrong tires." 😂😂😂

  • @oslonorway547
    @oslonorway5474 жыл бұрын

    YASS! It's like watching a Bill Burr new special ... Thanks to whoever came up with this idea.

  • @Cashout95

    @Cashout95

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oslo MGTOW Incel navn

  • @oslonorway547

    @oslonorway547

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Cashout95 So let me get this straight. I'm supposed to somehow prove to you that I'm not an InCel, because being an InCel is the new bad thing to be nowadays, after being labeled a _"nerd"_ became a cool thing, right? So that jab you threw at me was to say, _"You're MGTOW because you aren't getting laid often."_ But then if I pull up my notch count from the past two weeks alone, then it becomes an argument of, _"Oh but why won't you settle down and marry one of them?"_ ... and so on. I'm guessing that all women must certainly love you for viewing them based on how badly you desire to stic7 your schlong inside them, don't they? ... From your comment, I assume *you place the importance of your life based on how many women you are chasing at any point in your existence.* That's why you've got a problem with any man who is refusing to put the pursuit of vagina in first place in his life, right? .... Must be fulfilling to be spending your waking hours everyday planning to please some vagina that day, since you've got no other higher ambitions beyond your reproductive functions. We'll certainly discover the next Albert Einstein by breeding more of your type. The human race can definitely bet on that! 😁

  • @Cashout95

    @Cashout95

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oslo MGTOW Du trenger ikke svare på engelsk når jeg skriver til deg på norsk, du imponerer ingen. Er bare stereotypisk å være incel og MGTOW samtidig, for å så deretter gå inn i en forsvarsmodus med novelle av antakelser og idiotiske påstander. Trist.

  • @oslonorway547

    @oslonorway547

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Cashout95 No stupid, you wanted to be famous so read it and perhaps it will give you new found meaning and purpose for your life. Cos evidently, you're still young and right now the success of your peni5 is the highest achievement in life that your brain can dream of. 😁 What an immature loser!

  • @dexteritem11

    @dexteritem11

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Oslo MGTOW Spot on. 👏😁

  • @CaptMcstabbin86
    @CaptMcstabbin864 жыл бұрын

    The "Eating a deep-fried Eagle" bit had me laughing way too loud at work lol

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu11292 жыл бұрын

    I swear this was just as good and funny as any of his specials. Guy is such a natural stand up comedian.

  • @SandraLovesRoses
    @SandraLovesRoses3 жыл бұрын

    I love how he doesn't need anyone to interview him, he'll interview himself. Basically. He rocks so much! So glad I met him. Wish I didn't lose the picture.

  • @jeremyw.norwood1453
    @jeremyw.norwood14534 жыл бұрын

    His intellectual capability and speed of thought makes this, which is basically an honest stream of conciousness spoken out loud as it forms in his mind, so entertaining, so insightful, truthful, and disconcertingly funny... I so dig his manner of thought and openly honest personality. Genius.

  • @jkblohm9899
    @jkblohm98994 жыл бұрын

    “YAAS QUEEN!” *I CAN’T BREATHE*

  • @runronnierun7213
    @runronnierun72133 жыл бұрын

    Bill Burr unscripted and just being himself is better than 9 out of 10 comedians' with a routine. Bill Burr with a routine is the GOAT!

  • @downeybill

    @downeybill

    Жыл бұрын

    9 out of ten? 10 thousand maybe.

  • @nekoi6390
    @nekoi63903 жыл бұрын

    "I don't know when to start reading the advertisements" KZread: Ads in 3... 2.. 1... Perfect Timing.

  • @fodidodearranjarnick
    @fodidodearranjarnick4 жыл бұрын

    the titanic versus 9/11 thought was brilliant

  • @mflugo9082

    @mflugo9082

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andre Aguas id watch that 9/11 movie.

  • @thefallenonezz7540

    @thefallenonezz7540

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ironically they already did that to 9/11 its free on youtube

  • @randylahey2923

    @randylahey2923

    4 жыл бұрын

    The FallenOneZz but its not a chick flick tho :/

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate43124 жыл бұрын

    This man has reached ultimate entertainment level. You just watch him exist and listen and it's enough.

  • @vincenttalley5938
    @vincenttalley59383 жыл бұрын

    13:07 Had my dying. 13:20 Also the “Heya Mr. Dunaghee” voice 😂 20:30 Also that voice 9:55 Aaaand that one 😂

  • @andraignat11

    @andraignat11

    2 жыл бұрын

    1:26:58 - the eyes when he reads "And also people say they can't picture me mad" 😂😂😂

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman444443 жыл бұрын

    First time I’ve seen the live podcast, and DAMN do I love it. Seeing his actions behind a rambling voice is amazing. I laugh my ass off harder with these podcasts than I do the stand ups. His relaxed comedy is perfect. A rambling, near mad man, making jokes along the way.

  • @lauriewahl10

    @lauriewahl10

    3 жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @markbaker5599
    @markbaker55994 жыл бұрын

    I could listen to this guy read the telephone directory.

  • @TopStrikerMaverick
    @TopStrikerMaverick4 жыл бұрын

    He should have his own talk show, he is overqualified.

  • @kingXofXhell

    @kingXofXhell

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bad Idea.. too many strings attached and he cant go full Bill

  • @gammer0016

    @gammer0016

    4 жыл бұрын

    He already has and its called Monday Morning podcast :D

  • @Xplora213

    @Xplora213

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bill doesn’t need it. Simple as that. A talk show is just a residency. Leno and Dave were the last guys to do well from it. Craig Ferguson who no one knows walked after 10 years. He had talent. Bill doesn’t need that.

  • @TopStrikerMaverick

    @TopStrikerMaverick

    4 жыл бұрын

    kingXofXhell Not if it’s on HBO...

  • @Pedro-et2pu

    @Pedro-et2pu

    4 жыл бұрын

    Talk Show is an outdated format. Who wants to see 10 minute interviews where the interviewer must do a stupid monologue followed by forced jokes written by somebody else? Podcasts are far superior and more natural.

  • @DubstepBoy1995
    @DubstepBoy19953 жыл бұрын

    Choose one for a random Bill moment. 00:51 30:13 41:59 47:45 03:56 31:59 42:28 13:06 05:38 34:29 43:28 15:48 35:24 44:26 22:09 39:49 42:00 24:56 26:55 52:39

  • @MrKit19832009
    @MrKit198320092 жыл бұрын

    It's weird because he's talking to the crowd but if it was just another episode of the MMP, it would be exactly the same. The crowd is incidental. The man is a genius.

  • @elchiponr1
    @elchiponr14 жыл бұрын

    " a lot of eric clapton songs being played in the back" haha, thats a nice euphemism for cocaine use

  • @scotthafele5266

    @scotthafele5266

    4 жыл бұрын

    If your hearing music go see a psychiatrist

  • @bernlin2000

    @bernlin2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes...that one took me a second. I was thinking: is this the Cream/60s era or...the 80s :-P

  • @here7036

    @here7036

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@scotthafele5266 I love how often you see someone in the comments be smug about their own stupidity lololol you idiot

  • @NintenDub

    @NintenDub

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@scotthafele5266 if they're songs you don't like than you don't feel them you kinda just hear em maaaaaannn

  • @lucasthompson1650

    @lucasthompson1650

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Scott Hafele if the whispering voices that follow me request a specific song, that’s cool if I hear that though, right? Ooo… nevermind… they say I can’t trust you.

  • @tylerspeier3161
    @tylerspeier31614 жыл бұрын

    “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here” -Joel Osteen, 2018

  • @Montoya1991

    @Montoya1991

    4 жыл бұрын

    -joel olsteen,houaton hurricane 2018

  • @teamgitusome

    @teamgitusome

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tyler Speier lmao

  • @Garrick1983

    @Garrick1983

    4 жыл бұрын

    Everybody complaining about Joel let zero people in and did nothing for them. Do as I tell you but I’m not doing that shit. - PC babies

  • @misslane4106

    @misslane4106

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joel i would do anything for love but i wont do that Olsteen

  • @tylerspeier3161

    @tylerspeier3161

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sean Rehse are you speaking in code? Is English your third language? What does this mean?

  • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
    @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica3 жыл бұрын

    Dude did the podcast in front of a hollywood audience and didnt sugarcoat them no matter how much they groaned.

  • @EricToTheScionti

    @EricToTheScionti

    3 жыл бұрын

    and hes dead now.

  • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica

    @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EricToTheScionti what the fuck are you on about

  • @ZER0713
    @ZER07133 жыл бұрын

    Bill Burr: Just let addicts be! Oregon in 2020: He has a point.

  • @willwillisproductions159

    @willwillisproductions159

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha yup

  • @LetsbeHonest97

    @LetsbeHonest97

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly..

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss14 жыл бұрын

    19:12 - "Do you have any idea what's it like to marry a toxic white male and then take him for everything he's got three years later and still feel that toxicity in the pool you didn't pay for??" Lol!

  • @djdoggynutellanutsack6766

    @djdoggynutellanutsack6766

    4 жыл бұрын

    red pill

  • @JoeBlowUK
    @JoeBlowUK4 жыл бұрын

    I love listening to Bill saying things that every guy who is really honest with himself is actually thinking, but too afraid of getting in trouble. 👀👍

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC3 жыл бұрын

    Coming back to watch again and it's amazing that Bill doing a podcast live is better than a lot of stand ups today!

  • @ticklefritz5406
    @ticklefritz54063 жыл бұрын

    A virtuoso at your craft. Nice one Bill, you crushed it

  • @joei.507
    @joei.5074 жыл бұрын

    The story of the dude on the street air drumming reminded me of Bill talking about punching muffins and not losing eye contact. Hahaha

  • @Joshua-cq4sq
    @Joshua-cq4sq4 жыл бұрын

    All I can imagine is Bill just going "HEY NIIIIIIAAAAAAA... GET IN HEREEE"

  • @eminenception

    @eminenception

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Stix N' Stones bruh

  • @eminenception

    @eminenception

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Stix N' Stones chicken butt

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally2 жыл бұрын

    Conan to Bill: “No ones happy, when you’re talkin.” 😆😆

  • @IronHide3910

    @IronHide3910

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @AngelsArcade
    @AngelsArcade6 ай бұрын

    Every sound, word and sentence that comes out of this brilliant man's mouth has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @suzuka8235
    @suzuka82354 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else say '' owwwww geeezusss'' to themselves when something comes up? My wife hates it lol

  • @northeastslingshot1664

    @northeastslingshot1664

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mine too. I call her Laaaaaaaady all the time 😂

  • @zoomlensshow

    @zoomlensshow

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol and Ladies !!!!

  • @BC_E91

    @BC_E91

    4 жыл бұрын

    HONEYYYYYYYY!!!! oh honey....

  • @zoomlensshow

    @zoomlensshow

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BC_E91 Free !

  • @scotthafele5266

    @scotthafele5266

    4 жыл бұрын

    No. I’m not a three year old girl

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T4 жыл бұрын

    I hope he does this live regularly, like once a month or something

  • @ferd_dwi

    @ferd_dwi

    4 жыл бұрын

    nah twice a year would be fine

  • @westonhancock5364

    @westonhancock5364

    4 жыл бұрын

    he does it every Monday...

  • @travishuttonau

    @travishuttonau

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@westonhancock5364 AND THURSDAY

  • @Haywood_Jablowme

    @Haywood_Jablowme

    4 жыл бұрын

    Weston Hancock Not with a crowd though

  • @MrOnay-px1jx

    @MrOnay-px1jx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunate

  • @mariom6368
    @mariom63683 жыл бұрын

    I feel as if I'm stoned hanging out with Bill

  • @A6Legit

    @A6Legit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well you probably are stoned but youre not hanging out with bill.

  • @bad71hd

    @bad71hd

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am stoned currently doing everything, 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year, stoned

  • @theadmiral460

    @theadmiral460

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bad71hd watch out for those malpractice suits Doc

  • @randysparks8386
    @randysparks8386Ай бұрын

    I LOVE THIS !!! I NEED MORE BILL -you're the greatest don't ever stop and I will never stop watching and listening as long as your here I will be right there with you===BILL BURR FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

  • @hellionrictus657
    @hellionrictus6574 жыл бұрын

    This Is like a brand new free special. So fucking talented. Kills twice a week on his podcast. It’s like another special every week without the crowd. Comedy genius

  • @aesopbricktop2312
    @aesopbricktop23124 жыл бұрын

    Should do it like this every podcast.

  • @TheCAPSLOCKrage

    @TheCAPSLOCKrage

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd even be happy with once a month

  • @matthewgruter2937

    @matthewgruter2937

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a nice bit of performance art but the live performance changes the dynamic

  • @1x0x

    @1x0x

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matthew Gruter yeah i agree i like it more when i feel like im the only audience member instead of bill trying to make these loser laugh

  • @ocwpzw

    @ocwpzw

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or just do a podcast in front of a camera. Seeing his facial expressions adds so much to the experience.

  • @anunknowndude

    @anunknowndude

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, but now he can interact decently with people and in breaks some awkward situations where he finishes a topic and "I don't know what to say now"

  • @knocknockify
    @knocknockify2 жыл бұрын

    That décolletage bit at around the 55 minute mark has me rolling 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @jeremyfannon8537
    @jeremyfannon85372 жыл бұрын

    Bill and carlin are the funniest legend comedians to ever live

  • @Boabywankenobi
    @Boabywankenobi4 жыл бұрын

    54:14 : "'I'm a millenial man' - ahhhh, there's an oxymoron!" HAHA.

  • @tarungarg287

    @tarungarg287

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why is it funny? Please explain

  • @JungleJuiceJoey

    @JungleJuiceJoey

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tarungarg287 his joke is that millennials are pussies

  • @MS_718

    @MS_718

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JungleJuiceJoey they are pussies

  • @wearytrader535

    @wearytrader535

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tarungarg287 "oxymoron" means two words that mean the opposite. Like "cold lava", "daring coward", and "deadly birth". And, of course, "millenial man", because millenials are the opposite of men. They're pussies.

  • @jamesirizarri4318

    @jamesirizarri4318

    3 жыл бұрын

    More millennial men have fought in war than the previous gen. And the newer gen. 🤷

  • @_james_unknown381
    @_james_unknown3814 жыл бұрын

    If bill burr was to release every podcast like this his viewership and subscriber count would explode! This must be a one off? Loved it anyway haha.

  • @baringozi2214

    @baringozi2214

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the second time he's done a live one.

  • @ifacecheck

    @ifacecheck

    4 жыл бұрын

    This one was so good. I WISH he 'd do them all in front of a crowd.

  • @axelblaze566
    @axelblaze566 Жыл бұрын

    I wish he would just do a video podcast in general, just can’t get enough of this guy, must have watched this like 6 times already.

  • @jonathanlick8513
    @jonathanlick85133 жыл бұрын

    this is stand-up or netflix special quality but hes literally just talking. burr the best

  • @esSDeeThunder
    @esSDeeThunder4 жыл бұрын

    This was hilarious. Bill Burr is the comedian of the decade imo. Chapelle and Burr are in an elite class, but Chapelle didn't really come back strong until his Netflix signing in 2015. Burr has been in his bag this whole decade.

  • @smurfitoo1585

    @smurfitoo1585

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea I agree but Dave Chappell came back strong like you said and he had the 90s early 2000s late 2010s and about to have to 2020s on lock … and I like burr more than Chappelle but younger people related more to Dave than burr unfortunately but burr hands down has been in his bad for over ten years since Chappell show lol Dave fake out hun on to mainstream and tv

  • @PeacePlease-em9zo

    @PeacePlease-em9zo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Chappelle was busy mastering how to pray 5times a day. As an entrepreneur it's perfect when you shape your life around Islam instead of Islam around your life. He did amazing.

  • @themarsman5155

    @themarsman5155

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smurfitoo1585 Eh Dave Chappelle comedy doesn't always land for me and I'm a young man. Like sex jokes honestly never found that type of jokes very funny.

  • @smurfitoo1585

    @smurfitoo1585

    Жыл бұрын

    @@themarsman5155 you must not have sex very often huh

  • @themarsman5155

    @themarsman5155

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smurfitoo1585 Mmm no I do but I just don't find it funny everyone has different taste in comedy, so there is no need to be a dick about it

  • @merwilliamson4918
    @merwilliamson49184 жыл бұрын

    I love how this just feels like I'm chilling in a living room talking with Bill

  • @jesushorses
    @jesushorses4 жыл бұрын

    The grand ole opry voices had me laughing so hard. So good. He’s brilliantly quick.

  • @NotSimonL
    @NotSimonL3 жыл бұрын

    Bill I love how this is done its like a late night with bill just sitting there talking shit its hilarious

  • @lukebrennan521
    @lukebrennan5214 жыл бұрын

    This was a free comedy special... not a podcast... You went above and beyond Billy.... so good 👏👏👍

  • @leapyear9460
    @leapyear94604 жыл бұрын

    This is the best entertainment. Off the cuff-genuine and a total riot

  • @deanpesaturo6401
    @deanpesaturo64013 жыл бұрын

    I first saw Bill Burr in my favourite Italian restaurant in his hometown of Canton,Massachusetts back in the late’90’s before anyone even knew that he was a‘genius! After Denis Leary put him on “Cam Neely’s Annually Cancer Benefit’s”and his bit on Ethiopia whereas he’d ad-libbed by grabbing his mike stand to show how malnourished these poor folks have been for as long as time ever existed? I just fell off of my couch and could not catch my breath and 20+ years later when I need a break from all this Insanity and Plague # 2, it’ll always be his warped view askew that’s getting me through the‘gift called life. I love this man more than life itself! No comedian deserves it more than he. Period!! Thank you for the Muzik Bill! - Dean P. Malden, MA.💕😎 12/15/20 @ 12:29 pm est approx: ‘See ya’ll soon!

  • @paulyshore1942
    @paulyshore19422 жыл бұрын

    Literally just describes his day and it’s the most entertaining comedy special possible. Dudes make years of jokes to fill that amount of time

  • @bradwallen5095
    @bradwallen50954 жыл бұрын

    ol' bill burr baggins. You need make your podcasts live forever. This was pure gold my man.

  • @mkjk2534
    @mkjk25344 жыл бұрын

    Lovely. Bill is one of my favorite human beings to ever exist.

  • @shokurt1
    @shokurt13 жыл бұрын

    I would attend this any day of the week!! This is entertainment

  • @maureen669
    @maureen6692 жыл бұрын

    "a giant Hurst shifter made out of a fishbowl and somebody's crutches" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying.

  • @The6Foot4Asian
    @The6Foot4Asian4 жыл бұрын

    I just noticed he has tape over his laptop's camera, lmao!

  • @sabatino1977

    @sabatino1977

    3 жыл бұрын

    Default position.

  • @Tropyy

    @Tropyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    the Feds aren’t gonna catch ol red nuts lacking

  • @someone2506

    @someone2506

    3 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't mind if they listen but they don't get to watch. 😉

  • @kingheart9555

    @kingheart9555

    3 жыл бұрын

    So does mark zuckerberg. If he’s doing it... I’m definitely doing that shit too. That’s a pretty big red flag. Even he’s not safe from spyware. The internet is like the Wild West out there just waiting to be conquered by someone and a lot of people and organizations want that spot.

  • @iamhe77

    @iamhe77

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Let me offer you this the irony.

  • @quintonkirk285
    @quintonkirk2854 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who still says "like a boss" before his videos

  • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM

    @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Like a baws" Gets me everytime.

  • @AHighlander

    @AHighlander

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM How Scotsmen say it.

  • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM

    @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AHighlander : Ha close mate, I'm a Geordie. It's what's said at the beginning of 1 of his podcast chanels.

  • @bradbradleys6091

    @bradbradleys6091

    4 жыл бұрын

    Allenpalin

  • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM

    @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bradbradleys6091 : That's the 1

  • @dilyaraorazali
    @dilyaraorazali4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you very much Bill Burr Always pleasure to see and hear. Beautiful human being. All the best for you and your family

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa3 жыл бұрын

    better than most comedians specials, love this guy

  • @stemid85
    @stemid854 жыл бұрын

    "I'm yelling at cars", "my wife just yells BILL when I say something bad"... Bill's a dog.

  • @hunterross9615

    @hunterross9615

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest comment of all time

  • @ian2182

    @ian2182

    3 жыл бұрын

    28:36

  • @Sindjelic88

    @Sindjelic88

    2 жыл бұрын

    hahahahahahah damn

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels4 жыл бұрын

    “She doesn’t have a Talywacker!!!!”

  • @syfyrytr1652
    @syfyrytr16523 жыл бұрын

    I channel Bill while driving alone... He is a national treasure

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial2 жыл бұрын

    That "Cars" and cµnt joke was hilarious.

  • @chasbury5328
    @chasbury53284 жыл бұрын

    Burr is undefeated bro. I could watch this all day.

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