Can Clerks ONLY Beat The Crisis?
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Stellaris is a 4X grand strategy video game developed and published by Paradox Interactive. Stellaris' gameplay revolves around space exploration, managing an empire, diplomacy, and space warfare with other space-faring civilizations.
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@C05597641
Жыл бұрын
4X just doesn't seem that scary anymore. Its 25X or go home.
You and Montu should do a challange: Clerk3PO vs FarmMontu :P
@markthompson6139
Жыл бұрын
FarmMontu laughs in Ocean paradise anglers agrarian idyll. Food goes brrrrrrr…
@BlackReshiram
Жыл бұрын
PLEASE OH MY GOD I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS
@galensturupcomeau1242
Жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious
@rubles88alvarez83
11 ай бұрын
Never have I been more intrigued, while we’re at it might as well invite Strat with the Only-Miners challenge
@Joshwaheazo
Ай бұрын
Isn't Montu just a way stronger player though?
Crisis will eat the Clerks and die of food poisoning
@TheContingency25x
Жыл бұрын
Idk about eating but purging definitely.
I do like how the clerks are conspiring to be merchants any time you drop your guard. Very sneaky, but also they know their jobs suck.
I would count this as an absolute win!
@commandershortsight
Жыл бұрын
At least there’s no farmers
@ahmedaman5790
Жыл бұрын
Your farmers against his clerks. Let's see who sucks the most
That's a fat W for the clerks. Good job, team, you saved the galaxy. You all deserve the rest of the day off. Just make sure to be on time tomorrow - tardiness will result in immediate dismissal.
@synthetic240
Жыл бұрын
Who's going to fire me? There are no Managers or Merchants. I'm imagining what their society would look like; I think it'd be a swarm of small collectively-owned businesses, social media influencers, and a massive gig / contracting economy. Like, everyone mostly just works for themselves or in small groups because trying to organize anything larger than 5-10 people at once requires skills Clerks simply don't have.
@B3RyL
Жыл бұрын
@@synthetic240 There's still the CEO. I imagine the CEO is just a micromanaging freak, who sits in a room full of CCTV screens like the Architect from the Matrix, and issues task to every clerk over the PA system.
@synthetic240
Жыл бұрын
@@B3RyL No Merchants = No CEOs
@B3RyL
Жыл бұрын
@@synthetic240 No, the ruler is the CEO. Have you even played as a Megacorp before?
@WhenDevilsDuel
Жыл бұрын
@@synthetic240 merchants aren't ceo's lmfao, theyre merchants. Look it up if you're that ignorant.
The sheer number of clerks will of course bog down the crisis through the sheer hell that is the beurocratic process
Ep3o, "why do I keep fighting so many scourge in this system" The system, has gateway to rest of swarm.
its 99% a W . the 1% is if they actualy clear all other AI empires before you get there , and you lose the imperium status .
Truly an epic battle against the scourge! I definitely would consider it a win, whatever you did to your ships at the end there have the scourge quaking .
I only managed to vassalize an overlord and their vassals once. Didn't think it was possible. It was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
"Corvette" corvette-class, I see you are getting creative with the names
Clerk3po vs MontuFarms
When the new dlc (Galactic Paragons) drops, you should try a playthrough to see how many of the new leaders you can find across the galaxy
@TrueWolves
Жыл бұрын
They seem ethics-dependent, so changing ethics mid-game may be required to get more than 6.
@briannaherrington949
Жыл бұрын
@@TrueWolves ah, that does sound like an issue then. Oof. Still, maybe even powering up your own leaders to get Destiny rank traits could be a collection mission if yoy spam the Leader Lifespan techs
@TrueWolves
Жыл бұрын
@Brianna Herrington Oh yeah, having Destiny traits for your own heroes is like them telling their own stories, and I can't wait to tell how this inspires mods for both Leader events and new Paragons.
Not only did he fight the crisis using a clerk army, he fought the crisis 100 years in. Reminds me of my first time making it to the crisis with an early spawn on, similarly there was nothing I could do but hold my borders and bide my time. Unfortunately it was the unbidden, by the time the 3rd spawned I knew it was over. All 3 were attacking me and my allies on a regular basis, the 2nd empire spawned inside of one of my allies - they didnt last long. They started focusing heavily on my northern choke point, so I put all my eggs in one basket hoping to destrroy enough to go on a counter offensive, however the 3rd empire took advantage of the opportunity and with out me noticing took a wormhole incredibly close to my southern chokepoint. It was over. By the time I realised what was happening they already a single jump away, I immediately diverted my navy to the south but it was foolish move. My fleets seperated as some had faster leaders than others, and was quickly crushed from rushing in by themselves. Having lost half of my navy I sent them to my last and final holdout point and the only way to get into my central cluster (very good spawn). I always intended it to be a inner wall of my empire if worse ever came to worst, but with half my navy gone and 3 crisis empires slowly creeping ever forward to my capitol it was impossible to turn the tides. The galaxy fell.
@WhenDevilsDuel
10 ай бұрын
Oh that's just another empire at the 100 mark I'm trippin lol
See? Clerks are great! Imagine trying to do this with only miners, or only mettalurgists
my biggest struggle this patch has been what you had in the second half of the video, actually killing ships seems way harder in this update...
@unknow11712
Жыл бұрын
against FE - AE yes, since they have so much HP from various buffs , theyr ships escape almost evry engage .
@matheusGMN
Жыл бұрын
@@unknow11712 but I have had this problem with regular empires...
@unknow11712
Жыл бұрын
@@matheusGMN i didn't ... what weapons do you use ? brawler weapons are strong , but by theyr nature of low dmg fast attack, increase the chance of ships getting out alive, even more if the ships have multiple escape chance.
All hail the first Master of the Administratum
Can out Ferengi/Vogon hybrids win against whatever cosmic horrors come ‘a knockin’? Stay tuned to find out!
Oh and if influence from upgrading orbital rings is hurting you, the half off upgrading star bases tradition in unyielding applies to the influence on rings.
"It's over. We are screwed."
Time to watch the paper work boys fight the crisis
20:11 ahah, I thought it was an air alarm in reality
I think you can do it Ep3o!!
@Ep3o ur background music goes so hard omg
I loved the long form content. Plz do more my robot friend
Empire of Clerks.
This is the content I subscribed for
@WhenDevilsDuel
Жыл бұрын
Dude has 1k science w no one working as scientist. New meta? Lol
The only thing this series miss it that clerk empire should called Vogons Bureaucracy and looks like them :)
This build is even more viable with the new paragons DLC adding in traits that give you effective materials from just having it.
ep3o looses his mind in 4k
Hope one day they will buff clerks. I want this true megacorp way of gameplay being actually balanced. Galactic market rework will fit into this change well too.
Now do a challenger where you use only Missle type weapons on ships
Cosmic Horror vs Bureaucracy! Who will win? Trick question, bureaucracy is just a type of cosmic horror.
When your stellaris becomes a service economy
Short answer: yes Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeees
Disruptors are pretty bad outside of the ultra late game when repeatable shield+armor techs have been researched a lot
You can get another like 15% damage to the crisis from mercenary interaction.
if you did shattered ring you could get even more ridiculous amounts of trade value from trade sections
Clerks will use the power of bierocracy to shield them from the crisis.
see....clerks can't get the job done. Couldn't even finish clearing out the scourge. :p
Watching at min 20, oh he is losing against the Fallen Empire, why is there 14 minutes left Edit: seeing this much suffering was great, also seeing you actually fighting a crisis and not get wrecked in the midgame
Yeah you probally got this
Space chaplains o7
Trade is underrated
#ClerkLivesMatter Clerk is op af if you're playing mega corp, you get a lot of energy credits and unity early on because they generate a lot of trade values if you're priotizing them
"if you ignore the fact that i lost, then i won"
A rare ep30 W!
Are the trade valuations during diplomacy/trading for types of things exposed for a mod to just show you what they want? Would just be handy to save time. It's not like it's hard to figure it out, it's just time consuming.
@cattusvakarian6182
6 ай бұрын
That is a good idea. Exploiting the AI is already pretty overpowered though so maybe that is why it isn't a thing. Obviously keeping UI pain in isn't great game design (Ok I doubt its on purpose but if this idea got brought up it suddenly might become more of a conscious decision) but improving the AI is much harder.
I'm curious how you feel about Megacorps in general in the current state of Stellaris. Outside of RP, do you think they're interesting and different enough to be worth playing a full game as?
@synthetic240
Жыл бұрын
They're definitely designed to played tall and without a lot of aggression. Most of your expansion is into establishing Branch Offices and vassalization. Megacorps also get a pretty good vassal replacement with subsidiary (provides some basic resources and will side with you in wars). As shown in this video, it's not hard to be well-liked enough to control a Trade Fed or become Emperor and you'll have a massive energy economy that you can turn into whatever you need. But it's difficult to expand your space because you're often relying on your neighbors to host your Branch Offices. There are ways to play an aggressive megacorp and getting a lot of mercenary enclaves can translate into quite a lot of free money, research, and ships. The downside is that mercs tend to have huge trash fleets that can cause a lot of War Exhaustion even if they win a battle; the upside is that they can self-reinforce and cost less upkeep. Don't use them as your main battle fleet and they'll do fine. And you need to have a more balanced economy (though still trade-heavy) because you won't have enough influence to build Branches. The other downside to aggressive expansion is that your penalties for empire size are +50% greater, so wars to vassalize are often more valuable than wars to conquer.
@Kasaaz
Жыл бұрын
@@synthetic240 I haven't played them since... a long time ago. Before they changed the Pop system even, I think. I think the thing I've always had problems with in the past is that they are a bit more map generation RNG than almost any other way to play. If you're the ONLY Megacorp it's fun. If you're not? It's going to be a ROUGH game. Is it as rough now?
@StarboyXL9
Жыл бұрын
Megacorps trivialize the economy. You just build branch offices and open up new markets whenever you run out of space and you will be drowning in credits. I've managed to get individual Branch Offices of mine to over 2k value and I've seen ones with over 6k value. It's crazy. I'm not saying they need a nerf but perhaps they need a bit of a nerf in other areas besides economy
@StarboyXL9
Жыл бұрын
If you have competition as a Megacorp fixing that is as easy as a standard conquest war. Just do a hostile takeover of your competition.
@Stforv
Жыл бұрын
@@Kasaaz If you're not the the only Megacorp then make it so you are the only Megacorp left.. thats called capitalism))
Do slingshots too the stars and traditions the decreases starbase cost for influence
Clerks vs the crisis?? Plz. 😂
Ah, the best part about playing Pacifist against the Crisis: Sending strongly worded letters to their planets. Seriously, Pacifists should be able to use Indiscriminate Bombardment stance on any empire/faction that can't be incorporated into their empire (Gestalts). What's the point in minimizing casualties when the pops literally die off the moment the planet is conquered?
@Stforv
Жыл бұрын
Gestalts still can have different types of slaves, and if you can't assimilate pops yet, just keep them as slaves until you get your ascention path and then assimilate, easy as that
@LAZERAK47V2
Жыл бұрын
@@Stforv You can't keep Gestalt pops as slaves as a regular empire mate. The only way you can is if you go Genetic Ascension. Until you do, all those Gestalt pops are worthless.
So are disruptor corvettes into whirlwind missiles essentially the meta now?
@Stforv
Жыл бұрын
more disruptor cruisers but yeah, also the M slot missiles, and maybe hangar battleships just because why not)
I think your title is wrong after all clerks are clearly the superior job
You do a two part video on this, but not one on fighting the Blokkats?!? Come on man, you gotta fight those Blockkats.
NOOOO! Using vassals is heresy!
@foreignfat6009
Жыл бұрын
Expect fanatic purifiers at your location in a few weeks.
@Stforv
Жыл бұрын
@@foreignfat6009 Fanatic Clerkifiers
Why is it more efficient to buy a big blob of alloys at a time? I would expect the opposite.
Wait. When did defender of the galaxy get buffed to +200 opinion??
@Santisima_Trinidad
Жыл бұрын
Ages ago, i think. Doesn't come up much because normally it's your last ascension perk, and at the point getting opinion is really easy/irrelevant.
As a megastructure tech rusher, you skipping the megastructure tech was very painful to watch.
now time for the real question... can you survive with only unemployed pops?
Can you beat stelaris as the administratum? XD
Don't think the crisis use normal mechanics for merchants to survive. So no?
Now try pacify the entire galaxy through ideology wars as a pacifist, egalitarian xenophile empire
Ep3o maybe some mods?
You dont need to close branch offices on other world for war, it just gives them a casus belli for war, which doesnt matter since you would be in one already
All I've learned from this is that you can't stop capitalism.
worst*
@Ep3o
Жыл бұрын
shhhh I just realised too XD
we waiting 3rd epizode? you not won yet
It isn't "How you have to play this game." It's "I've chosen to optimize this way." Pick a struggle