Can Clerks ONLY Beat The Crisis?

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Stellaris is a 4X grand strategy video game developed and published by Paradox Interactive. Stellaris' gameplay revolves around space exploration, managing an empire, diplomacy, and space warfare with other space-faring civilizations.
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  • @Ep3o
    @Ep3o Жыл бұрын

    Join the discord! discord.gg/ep3o

  • @C05597641

    @C05597641

    Жыл бұрын

    4X just doesn't seem that scary anymore. Its 25X or go home.

  • @tomx_pl7760
    @tomx_pl7760 Жыл бұрын

    You and Montu should do a challange: Clerk3PO vs FarmMontu :P

  • @markthompson6139

    @markthompson6139

    Жыл бұрын

    FarmMontu laughs in Ocean paradise anglers agrarian idyll. Food goes brrrrrrr…

  • @BlackReshiram

    @BlackReshiram

    Жыл бұрын

    PLEASE OH MY GOD I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS

  • @galensturupcomeau1242

    @galensturupcomeau1242

    Жыл бұрын

    That would be hilarious

  • @rubles88alvarez83

    @rubles88alvarez83

    11 ай бұрын

    Never have I been more intrigued, while we’re at it might as well invite Strat with the Only-Miners challenge

  • @Joshwaheazo

    @Joshwaheazo

    Ай бұрын

    Isn't Montu just a way stronger player though?

  • @commandershortsight
    @commandershortsight Жыл бұрын

    Crisis will eat the Clerks and die of food poisoning

  • @TheContingency25x

    @TheContingency25x

    Жыл бұрын

    Idk about eating but purging definitely.

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Жыл бұрын

    I do like how the clerks are conspiring to be merchants any time you drop your guard. Very sneaky, but also they know their jobs suck.

  • @MontuPlays
    @MontuPlays Жыл бұрын

    I would count this as an absolute win!

  • @commandershortsight

    @commandershortsight

    Жыл бұрын

    At least there’s no farmers

  • @ahmedaman5790

    @ahmedaman5790

    Жыл бұрын

    Your farmers against his clerks. Let's see who sucks the most

  • @B3RyL
    @B3RyL Жыл бұрын

    That's a fat W for the clerks. Good job, team, you saved the galaxy. You all deserve the rest of the day off. Just make sure to be on time tomorrow - tardiness will result in immediate dismissal.

  • @synthetic240

    @synthetic240

    Жыл бұрын

    Who's going to fire me? There are no Managers or Merchants. I'm imagining what their society would look like; I think it'd be a swarm of small collectively-owned businesses, social media influencers, and a massive gig / contracting economy. Like, everyone mostly just works for themselves or in small groups because trying to organize anything larger than 5-10 people at once requires skills Clerks simply don't have.

  • @B3RyL

    @B3RyL

    Жыл бұрын

    @@synthetic240 There's still the CEO. I imagine the CEO is just a micromanaging freak, who sits in a room full of CCTV screens like the Architect from the Matrix, and issues task to every clerk over the PA system.

  • @synthetic240

    @synthetic240

    Жыл бұрын

    @@B3RyL No Merchants = No CEOs

  • @B3RyL

    @B3RyL

    Жыл бұрын

    @@synthetic240 No, the ruler is the CEO. Have you even played as a Megacorp before?

  • @WhenDevilsDuel

    @WhenDevilsDuel

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@synthetic240 merchants aren't ceo's lmfao, theyre merchants. Look it up if you're that ignorant.

  • @Hungry_God
    @Hungry_God Жыл бұрын

    The sheer number of clerks will of course bog down the crisis through the sheer hell that is the beurocratic process

  • @barryfraser831
    @barryfraser831 Жыл бұрын

    Ep3o, "why do I keep fighting so many scourge in this system" The system, has gateway to rest of swarm.

  • @unknow11712
    @unknow11712 Жыл бұрын

    its 99% a W . the 1% is if they actualy clear all other AI empires before you get there , and you lose the imperium status .

  • @hydrax7131
    @hydrax7131 Жыл бұрын

    Truly an epic battle against the scourge! I definitely would consider it a win, whatever you did to your ships at the end there have the scourge quaking .

  • @tylergee1405
    @tylergee1405 Жыл бұрын

    I only managed to vassalize an overlord and their vassals once. Didn't think it was possible. It was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

  • @lucjanl1262
    @lucjanl1262 Жыл бұрын

    "Corvette" corvette-class, I see you are getting creative with the names

  • @chrisramsteck5866
    @chrisramsteck5866 Жыл бұрын

    Clerk3po vs MontuFarms

  • @briannaherrington949
    @briannaherrington949 Жыл бұрын

    When the new dlc (Galactic Paragons) drops, you should try a playthrough to see how many of the new leaders you can find across the galaxy

  • @TrueWolves

    @TrueWolves

    Жыл бұрын

    They seem ethics-dependent, so changing ethics mid-game may be required to get more than 6.

  • @briannaherrington949

    @briannaherrington949

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TrueWolves ah, that does sound like an issue then. Oof. Still, maybe even powering up your own leaders to get Destiny rank traits could be a collection mission if yoy spam the Leader Lifespan techs

  • @TrueWolves

    @TrueWolves

    Жыл бұрын

    @Brianna Herrington Oh yeah, having Destiny traits for your own heroes is like them telling their own stories, and I can't wait to tell how this inspires mods for both Leader events and new Paragons.

  • @WhenDevilsDuel
    @WhenDevilsDuel10 ай бұрын

    Not only did he fight the crisis using a clerk army, he fought the crisis 100 years in. Reminds me of my first time making it to the crisis with an early spawn on, similarly there was nothing I could do but hold my borders and bide my time. Unfortunately it was the unbidden, by the time the 3rd spawned I knew it was over. All 3 were attacking me and my allies on a regular basis, the 2nd empire spawned inside of one of my allies - they didnt last long. They started focusing heavily on my northern choke point, so I put all my eggs in one basket hoping to destrroy enough to go on a counter offensive, however the 3rd empire took advantage of the opportunity and with out me noticing took a wormhole incredibly close to my southern chokepoint. It was over. By the time I realised what was happening they already a single jump away, I immediately diverted my navy to the south but it was foolish move. My fleets seperated as some had faster leaders than others, and was quickly crushed from rushing in by themselves. Having lost half of my navy I sent them to my last and final holdout point and the only way to get into my central cluster (very good spawn). I always intended it to be a inner wall of my empire if worse ever came to worst, but with half my navy gone and 3 crisis empires slowly creeping ever forward to my capitol it was impossible to turn the tides. The galaxy fell.

  • @WhenDevilsDuel

    @WhenDevilsDuel

    10 ай бұрын

    Oh that's just another empire at the 100 mark I'm trippin lol

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын

    See? Clerks are great! Imagine trying to do this with only miners, or only mettalurgists

  • @matheusGMN
    @matheusGMN Жыл бұрын

    my biggest struggle this patch has been what you had in the second half of the video, actually killing ships seems way harder in this update...

  • @unknow11712

    @unknow11712

    Жыл бұрын

    against FE - AE yes, since they have so much HP from various buffs , theyr ships escape almost evry engage .

  • @matheusGMN

    @matheusGMN

    Жыл бұрын

    @@unknow11712 but I have had this problem with regular empires...

  • @unknow11712

    @unknow11712

    Жыл бұрын

    @@matheusGMN i didn't ... what weapons do you use ? brawler weapons are strong , but by theyr nature of low dmg fast attack, increase the chance of ships getting out alive, even more if the ships have multiple escape chance.

  • @magicalmanfromwonder
    @magicalmanfromwonder11 ай бұрын

    All hail the first Master of the Administratum

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg711 ай бұрын

    Can out Ferengi/Vogon hybrids win against whatever cosmic horrors come ‘a knockin’? Stay tuned to find out!

  • @benoithudson7235
    @benoithudson7235 Жыл бұрын

    Oh and if influence from upgrading orbital rings is hurting you, the half off upgrading star bases tradition in unyielding applies to the influence on rings.

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 Жыл бұрын

    "It's over. We are screwed."

  • @dastardlydwarf6909
    @dastardlydwarf6909 Жыл бұрын

    Time to watch the paper work boys fight the crisis

  • @user-cb2vy6tr3g
    @user-cb2vy6tr3g Жыл бұрын

    20:11 ahah, I thought it was an air alarm in reality

  • @kisstuneinferno396
    @kisstuneinferno396 Жыл бұрын

    I think you can do it Ep3o!!

  • @DoglasBubbleTrousers
    @DoglasBubbleTrousers11 ай бұрын

    @Ep3o ur background music goes so hard omg

  • @spacebumpkin1565
    @spacebumpkin1565 Жыл бұрын

    I loved the long form content. Plz do more my robot friend

  • @TrueWolves
    @TrueWolves Жыл бұрын

    Empire of Clerks.

  • @WhenDevilsDuel
    @WhenDevilsDuel Жыл бұрын

    This is the content I subscribed for

  • @WhenDevilsDuel

    @WhenDevilsDuel

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude has 1k science w no one working as scientist. New meta? Lol

  • @RomanShigapov
    @RomanShigapov Жыл бұрын

    The only thing this series miss it that clerk empire should called Vogons Bureaucracy and looks like them :)

  • @tobiaswiest
    @tobiaswiest11 ай бұрын

    This build is even more viable with the new paragons DLC adding in traits that give you effective materials from just having it.

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram Жыл бұрын

    ep3o looses his mind in 4k

  • @Frakturehawkens
    @Frakturehawkens11 ай бұрын

    Hope one day they will buff clerks. I want this true megacorp way of gameplay being actually balanced. Galactic market rework will fit into this change well too.

  • @clintcook8691
    @clintcook8691 Жыл бұрын

    Now do a challenger where you use only Missle type weapons on ships

  • @approximateCognition
    @approximateCognition Жыл бұрын

    Cosmic Horror vs Bureaucracy! Who will win? Trick question, bureaucracy is just a type of cosmic horror.

  • @boringnoninterestingname65
    @boringnoninterestingname65 Жыл бұрын

    When your stellaris becomes a service economy

  • @Deathsinger99
    @Deathsinger99 Жыл бұрын

    Short answer: yes Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeees

  • @Corundrom
    @Corundrom Жыл бұрын

    Disruptors are pretty bad outside of the ultra late game when repeatable shield+armor techs have been researched a lot

  • @Caladbolg_EN
    @Caladbolg_EN Жыл бұрын

    You can get another like 15% damage to the crisis from mercenary interaction.

  • @thoth7290
    @thoth7290 Жыл бұрын

    if you did shattered ring you could get even more ridiculous amounts of trade value from trade sections

  • @leonardoalfonso7080
    @leonardoalfonso7080 Жыл бұрын

    Clerks will use the power of bierocracy to shield them from the crisis.

  • @mikes7423
    @mikes7423 Жыл бұрын

    see....clerks can't get the job done. Couldn't even finish clearing out the scourge. :p

  • @adrianchorolez5013
    @adrianchorolez5013 Жыл бұрын

    Watching at min 20, oh he is losing against the Fallen Empire, why is there 14 minutes left Edit: seeing this much suffering was great, also seeing you actually fighting a crisis and not get wrecked in the midgame

  • @BWiSmith
    @BWiSmith Жыл бұрын

    Yeah you probally got this

  • @zacharydurocher4085
    @zacharydurocher4085 Жыл бұрын

    Space chaplains o7

  • @letsplaysvonaja1714
    @letsplaysvonaja1714 Жыл бұрын

    Trade is underrated

  • @jovanhardianto4658
    @jovanhardianto4658 Жыл бұрын

    #ClerkLivesMatter Clerk is op af if you're playing mega corp, you get a lot of energy credits and unity early on because they generate a lot of trade values if you're priotizing them

  • @6agenthawk
    @6agenthawk Жыл бұрын

    "if you ignore the fact that i lost, then i won"

  • @Charles-wu3lh
    @Charles-wu3lh Жыл бұрын

    A rare ep30 W!

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Жыл бұрын

    Are the trade valuations during diplomacy/trading for types of things exposed for a mod to just show you what they want? Would just be handy to save time. It's not like it's hard to figure it out, it's just time consuming.

  • @cattusvakarian6182

    @cattusvakarian6182

    6 ай бұрын

    That is a good idea. Exploiting the AI is already pretty overpowered though so maybe that is why it isn't a thing. Obviously keeping UI pain in isn't great game design (Ok I doubt its on purpose but if this idea got brought up it suddenly might become more of a conscious decision) but improving the AI is much harder.

  • @Kasaaz
    @Kasaaz Жыл бұрын

    I'm curious how you feel about Megacorps in general in the current state of Stellaris. Outside of RP, do you think they're interesting and different enough to be worth playing a full game as?

  • @synthetic240

    @synthetic240

    Жыл бұрын

    They're definitely designed to played tall and without a lot of aggression. Most of your expansion is into establishing Branch Offices and vassalization. Megacorps also get a pretty good vassal replacement with subsidiary (provides some basic resources and will side with you in wars). As shown in this video, it's not hard to be well-liked enough to control a Trade Fed or become Emperor and you'll have a massive energy economy that you can turn into whatever you need. But it's difficult to expand your space because you're often relying on your neighbors to host your Branch Offices. There are ways to play an aggressive megacorp and getting a lot of mercenary enclaves can translate into quite a lot of free money, research, and ships. The downside is that mercs tend to have huge trash fleets that can cause a lot of War Exhaustion even if they win a battle; the upside is that they can self-reinforce and cost less upkeep. Don't use them as your main battle fleet and they'll do fine. And you need to have a more balanced economy (though still trade-heavy) because you won't have enough influence to build Branches. The other downside to aggressive expansion is that your penalties for empire size are +50% greater, so wars to vassalize are often more valuable than wars to conquer.

  • @Kasaaz

    @Kasaaz

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@synthetic240 I haven't played them since... a long time ago. Before they changed the Pop system even, I think. I think the thing I've always had problems with in the past is that they are a bit more map generation RNG than almost any other way to play. If you're the ONLY Megacorp it's fun. If you're not? It's going to be a ROUGH game. Is it as rough now?

  • @StarboyXL9

    @StarboyXL9

    Жыл бұрын

    Megacorps trivialize the economy. You just build branch offices and open up new markets whenever you run out of space and you will be drowning in credits. I've managed to get individual Branch Offices of mine to over 2k value and I've seen ones with over 6k value. It's crazy. I'm not saying they need a nerf but perhaps they need a bit of a nerf in other areas besides economy

  • @StarboyXL9

    @StarboyXL9

    Жыл бұрын

    If you have competition as a Megacorp fixing that is as easy as a standard conquest war. Just do a hostile takeover of your competition.

  • @Stforv

    @Stforv

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Kasaaz If you're not the the only Megacorp then make it so you are the only Megacorp left.. thats called capitalism))

  • @blackgard3253
    @blackgard3253 Жыл бұрын

    Do slingshots too the stars and traditions the decreases starbase cost for influence

  • @tredausmaxima
    @tredausmaxima Жыл бұрын

    Clerks vs the crisis?? Plz. 😂

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 Жыл бұрын

    Ah, the best part about playing Pacifist against the Crisis: Sending strongly worded letters to their planets. Seriously, Pacifists should be able to use Indiscriminate Bombardment stance on any empire/faction that can't be incorporated into their empire (Gestalts). What's the point in minimizing casualties when the pops literally die off the moment the planet is conquered?

  • @Stforv

    @Stforv

    Жыл бұрын

    Gestalts still can have different types of slaves, and if you can't assimilate pops yet, just keep them as slaves until you get your ascention path and then assimilate, easy as that

  • @LAZERAK47V2

    @LAZERAK47V2

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Stforv You can't keep Gestalt pops as slaves as a regular empire mate. The only way you can is if you go Genetic Ascension. Until you do, all those Gestalt pops are worthless.

  • @UltimaXReborn
    @UltimaXReborn Жыл бұрын

    So are disruptor corvettes into whirlwind missiles essentially the meta now?

  • @Stforv

    @Stforv

    Жыл бұрын

    more disruptor cruisers but yeah, also the M slot missiles, and maybe hangar battleships just because why not)

  • @victorguerra-rd9xs
    @victorguerra-rd9xs Жыл бұрын

    I think your title is wrong after all clerks are clearly the superior job

  • @martind2520
    @martind2520 Жыл бұрын

    You do a two part video on this, but not one on fighting the Blokkats?!? Come on man, you gotta fight those Blockkats.

  • @foreignfat6009
    @foreignfat6009 Жыл бұрын

    NOOOO! Using vassals is heresy!

  • @foreignfat6009

    @foreignfat6009

    Жыл бұрын

    Expect fanatic purifiers at your location in a few weeks.

  • @Stforv

    @Stforv

    Жыл бұрын

    @@foreignfat6009 Fanatic Clerkifiers

  • @benoithudson7235
    @benoithudson7235 Жыл бұрын

    Why is it more efficient to buy a big blob of alloys at a time? I would expect the opposite.

  • @protoseargeant
    @protoseargeant Жыл бұрын

    Wait. When did defender of the galaxy get buffed to +200 opinion??

  • @Santisima_Trinidad

    @Santisima_Trinidad

    Жыл бұрын

    Ages ago, i think. Doesn't come up much because normally it's your last ascension perk, and at the point getting opinion is really easy/irrelevant.

  • @deeplerg7913
    @deeplerg7913 Жыл бұрын

    As a megastructure tech rusher, you skipping the megastructure tech was very painful to watch.

  • @michasokoowski6651
    @michasokoowski6651 Жыл бұрын

    now time for the real question... can you survive with only unemployed pops?

  • @Digimastertwo
    @Digimastertwo Жыл бұрын

    Can you beat stelaris as the administratum? XD

  • @garydezern9391
    @garydezern9391 Жыл бұрын

    Don't think the crisis use normal mechanics for merchants to survive. So no?

  • @tekalh7647
    @tekalh7647 Жыл бұрын

    Now try pacify the entire galaxy through ideology wars as a pacifist, egalitarian xenophile empire

  • @mrneko2506
    @mrneko2506 Жыл бұрын

    Ep3o maybe some mods?

  • @hebbu10
    @hebbu10 Жыл бұрын

    You dont need to close branch offices on other world for war, it just gives them a casus belli for war, which doesnt matter since you would be in one already

  • @tsalVlog
    @tsalVlog Жыл бұрын

    All I've learned from this is that you can't stop capitalism.

  • @notgate2624
    @notgate2624 Жыл бұрын

    worst*

  • @Ep3o

    @Ep3o

    Жыл бұрын

    shhhh I just realised too XD

  • @LexStrat
    @LexStrat Жыл бұрын

    we waiting 3rd epizode? you not won yet

  • @ValerianDare5658
    @ValerianDare5658 Жыл бұрын

    It isn't "How you have to play this game." It's "I've chosen to optimize this way." Pick a struggle

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