Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

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Driving on Mushrooms

Driving on Mushrooms

ASPHYXIA

ASPHYXIA

Bad Kisser

Bad Kisser

Bad Burn

Bad Burn

It's Hard to be Brad

It's Hard to be Brad

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  • @salortiz8850
    @salortiz885045 минут бұрын

    Cmon man my daughters a P.A on this.. let’s talk about strip clubs 😂

  • @timburke127
    @timburke12753 минут бұрын

    Gyno?

  • @nternetrat
    @nternetratСағат бұрын

    more on the touching of loved ones/kids- I have two little 6 and 7 yr old nephews, I used to give them both big hugs I realized one of them reaally had a different response, way more pulled back with the hugs. so I stopped giving him hugs- pressing his tiny body against my way bigger body-... and I'd just give him a kiss on the head, or a little ruffle of the hair :) and then... he'd come up later in the day,, if he wanted to, and give me a hug- ON HIS OWN !! *I* was like this as a kid. It REALLY is like a CAT! you gotta NOT initiate, be totally okay (put your EGO aside!) with not having that touch... and then when you least expect it, they initiate. and then just let them, and let them go once they're done. so cute edit- as Taylor says EXACTLY. you gotta meet them where they're at !! totally.

  • @nternetrat
    @nternetratСағат бұрын

    lmaoo about the people not wanting to be touched- I wouldn't see my friend for months, and when we finally reunited she'd give me a brief uncomfortable side hug lmaoo then later we were watching a movie together and she reaches over and starts stroking my elbow with her finger I was like ah ok she's kinda like a cat

  • @JMadio
    @JMadio3 сағат бұрын

    gay dracula

  • @deaderthendead041
    @deaderthendead0413 сағат бұрын

    i've never seen a fat vegan before😅

  • @Icaruzzz-_-
    @Icaruzzz-_-3 сағат бұрын

    still to this day can’t believe my grandpa has smoked with them even after seeing the pictures

  • @corsica6565
    @corsica65653 сағат бұрын

    Crab feast, y'all! Love it, goddammit

  • @robertsprung9570
    @robertsprung95703 сағат бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @KatelynSymes
    @KatelynSymes4 сағат бұрын

    I wish he wouldn't talk over the guests

  • @DL-fw7xk
    @DL-fw7xk4 сағат бұрын

    That Rodney impression 😂

  • @Dirtyrpide4life
    @Dirtyrpide4life4 сағат бұрын

    Absolutely… watched my brother loose record deal after record deal. Winning multiple bands of battles in the same year… got his professional break with a band & contract studio … yet the artist in him couldn’t separate the talent from the pain . I am the ocean slc and your city needs swallowing best album ever 👊🏻🥃💯

  • @BalladofJanine
    @BalladofJanine4 сағат бұрын

    Awesome Interview!

  • @Mason_____
    @Mason_____4 сағат бұрын

    Someone finally had a better story than Bert’s fake stories. He tried his best to make it about him.

  • @terrahatch5861
    @terrahatch58615 сағат бұрын

    Learn about it. Native history is American history

  • @schurtzfielder1309
    @schurtzfielder13097 сағат бұрын

    Both ankles

  • @robertfanion2815
    @robertfanion28157 сағат бұрын

    Remember when Bert lost weight for like 3 months

  • @lucasrodgers6846
    @lucasrodgers68467 сағат бұрын

    😂😂😂 Shane: “Mark I’ve had my eye on your penis & nuts too” Everyone else: “…….” 1:03:35

  • @billyray2885
    @billyray28858 сағат бұрын

    Whitney was fairly unbearable here. She can sometimes be funny and loose, but when she is around more than one person, especially funny people, she gets county.

  • @brewby2325
    @brewby23258 сағат бұрын

    Bruh Michelle is carryingggg

  • @KennethSheldon
    @KennethSheldon9 сағат бұрын

    But you can say white people do it differently?

  • @marcomolinero5877
    @marcomolinero58779 сағат бұрын

    I love Cheech and Chong but I don't know if I can stand an hour with Bert. Sorry, Bert. No offence. Like food and music. It's just a matter of taste.

  • @awahlism
    @awahlism9 сағат бұрын

    @BunnieXo thats why bruh try to shower yall with compliments... he KNEW he fucked up with that tick joke G 💯💯.... this whole junt felt cringe after that Joke. I bet my left nut

  • @awahlism
    @awahlism9 сағат бұрын

    Maaaanee.... as SOON as dude said Something about a Tick. THAT NICE SHIT WENT OUT THE WINDOW!!!!

  • @gerrycortez4656
    @gerrycortez465610 сағат бұрын

    “Bert goes back to school” Billy Madison would be ahead of this dude

  • @witnessthefitness830
    @witnessthefitness83010 сағат бұрын

    Here for the bozos!

  • @eworld007
    @eworld00710 сағат бұрын

    I like to hear teddy talk .

  • @scout2568
    @scout256810 сағат бұрын

    Bert would be a great cowardly lion.

  • @TJ-dg6uk
    @TJ-dg6uk10 сағат бұрын

    I used to really like Burt but it seems like him getting a bigger fanbase messed up his head a bit he seems kinda phony now

  • @strugglingsteve
    @strugglingsteve10 сағат бұрын

    Some duo🫡

  • @Boredtx96
    @Boredtx9611 сағат бұрын

    Should’ve gave em that Christmas bonus 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Fatfit2
    @Fatfit211 сағат бұрын

    If you have wealth, status and are funny enough to be a professional comedian…and your shawty STILL doesn’t want to top you off. 😅😅😅

  • @kristenpeter3969
    @kristenpeter396912 сағат бұрын

    I love me some Teddy Swims!!❤❤

  • @matthewslifecrisis2701
    @matthewslifecrisis270112 сағат бұрын

    Ricky Bobby would beg to differ

  • @macq1
    @macq112 сағат бұрын

    vague historian

  • @reecegraves3738
    @reecegraves373813 сағат бұрын

    I live in Ely where Oliver Cromwell lived, his house is now a tourist attraction, his house is literally five mins from where i live.

  • @veronicabenton7295
    @veronicabenton729513 сағат бұрын

    @Bert when are you coming to the Joe in Charleston SC?

  • @Tacoladd414
    @Tacoladd41414 сағат бұрын

    Idk who that dude is but I’ve never seen a video of him where he isn’t directing the conversation towards race

  • @aaronvickers7472
    @aaronvickers747214 сағат бұрын

    GO NOLES!!!!!!!

  • @williamtrawick7792
    @williamtrawick779214 сағат бұрын

    Not expecting to see the boy lex

  • @firstcolton
    @firstcolton14 сағат бұрын

    Every joke Mikki tells is only funny to him as a professional douchebag. Love the guy but yes it’s a deranged sense of humor and not that funny😂

  • @westyn7216
    @westyn721614 сағат бұрын

    Bart no one will miss you, dead or alive, but please stop comedy

  • @timtse5615
    @timtse561515 сағат бұрын

    His show flew off😂 glad to see bert was okay

  • @unevan570
    @unevan57015 сағат бұрын

    Sammy Hager likes pablano peppers iykyk

  • @HowardzKreations
    @HowardzKreations15 сағат бұрын

    Captain blob ear speaks again…

  • @mattd4378
    @mattd437815 сағат бұрын

    Bro imagine being so disconnected from reality

  • @97xfactor
    @97xfactor15 сағат бұрын

    I thought todd glass had terminal prostate cancer like 20 years ago

  • @MarbleVeil
    @MarbleVeil15 сағат бұрын

    Ah cheesus I swear Bert said oh cheesus went he got mowed down by the crazy golf kart 😂 I hope your okay man❤ but I would be lying if I said that wasn’t some funny shit 😅

  • @eduardorodriguez7689
    @eduardorodriguez768916 сағат бұрын

    Bruhhhh Bert got great commentary but TIMING bro. Let the man talk!!! SMH

  • @jdblazer1340
    @jdblazer134016 сағат бұрын

    Did you know a large majority of the Cherokee nation held black slaves? Upon slavery being abolished they called them freeman cherokees. So if you ever hear a black person say they are part Indian, they are probably confused as an ancestor was in fact part of an Indian tribe… as property