Tricks, Treats, and Talkin’ Porn with Kyle Kinane and Matt Braunger | Something’s Burning | S1 E20
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Bert, Kyle Kinane, and Matt Braunger are ringin’ in Halloween six months early. Or late. There’s a pretty scary maple syrup / cider drink and a deviled eggs even Dracula himself would appreciate. Plus, they’re talkin’ a little about the Chicago comedy scene and a LOT about porn.
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Bourbon Maple Cider Cocktails and Deep-Fried DEVILED Eggs
Bourbon Maple Cider Cocktails
* Bourbon
* Applejack
* Maple Syrup
* Angostura bitters
1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice, 4 ounces bourbon, 4 ounces applejack, 2 ounces maple syrup, and 1dash Angostura bitters.
2. Strain into ice-filled cocktail glasses, then top each glass with cider.
Deep-Fried Deviled Eggs
* Hard Boiled Eggs
* Flour
* Beaten egg wash
* Panko Breadcrumbs
* Mayonnaise
* Salt
* Pepper
* Ritz crackers
1. Fill a pot with 2” oil; preheat to 350° F.
2. Hard-boil eggs; shock in ice water and peel.
3. Scoop egg yolks out and place into a mixing bowl; set whites aside.
4. Add 2 tablespoons mayonnaise, 1.5 tablespoons relish and 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard to yolks; lightly season with salt and pepper.
5. Dredge egg whites in flour, then into egg wash
6. Coat egg whites in breadcrumb mixture
7. Drop into hot oil and fry 2-3 min or until golden brown
8. Remove from oil; set aside on paper towel to cool / drain
9. Scoop yolk mixture into bowl of the egg
10. Garnish with your choice of hot sauce, dill, paprika (or all!)
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Just stopped by to remind everyone how badly Bert and Tom bombed on the Brady roast.
@crowe9385
24 күн бұрын
Oooffff
@dieselhashorpurple
18 күн бұрын
Did you listen to the 2b1c where they said they didn't bomb? They really are out of touch
Kyle hits a home run with the MC Escher screensaver joke at 56:13
I’ve seen them all live and Kyle was the best
@BlueBunny53
26 күн бұрын
Jelly!
@nashessman6294
25 күн бұрын
Not surprised at all
I appreciated the Thrice joke.
28:40 Braunger getting grossed out about the mayonnaise is my favorite part. He just pacing & objecting to all of Bert's mayo choices. Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in that apartment that Kyle & Matt lived in back in the day
Kinane in a Pegboy shirt. So good!!
Someone remind Bert it's not october....not my turn again lol
Shoutout to Kyle for mentioning the band Thrice early on…..they’re fantastic & I can tell he’s a fan of them & his niche humor 😂
Y'all be COMPLAINING lmao. This show rocks and so do Kinane and Braunger. I'm excited to watch this episode again.
@BlueBunny53
26 күн бұрын
PREACH!
Love it when Bart wears the Yogi Bear hat. hey boo-boo/hey big-guy; same thing. #WaterChamp #TryItOut
Hilarious podcast. Bert is always burning himself on something hence the name of the pod lol
Holy crazy crap😂 I 🖤Halloween 🎃💀so I’m ready excited for this Bert 😊
I'm from OH and I've never heard the term "spook House". They are haunted houses. It should have been a hint, when he was talking to two guys from the midwest and they don't know what he's talking about.
Kyle's hat makes me happy..i LOVED GT's when i was a kid... had a bunch of em..
We really need a compilation of Burt calling Potatoes Tomatos and vice versa 😂
I love all the THRICE drops. Such a good band
@Fart-pz6ug
26 күн бұрын
I was just gonna say that. Between him and Dave Stone, I've heard references to Mastodon, Clutch, Dave was the damn tour manager for Stuck Mojo, etc. It just makes me like them more. IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE REGULAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I.
No need to put premiere but love the old eps.
I worked at a haunted barn while I was in high school. I was paid in cigarettes and booze. It was the best scaring people while drunk. Hahaha 😂. It was in Michigan by the way.
Most expensive liquid is horseshoe crab blood( used in medicine)
Didn’t burn it this time I see lol Bert pod is the best around cooking comedy wise
This show makes me hungry
Yelling green? Now you made it gross hahaha
Is it october already
rerunning an old ep I can just go back and watch whenever I feel like it, lacks all ambition
@donnieboughton1730
26 күн бұрын
But you can't. When he left all things comedy. They took all of them down. Now Bert owns them hence why they are reposting. Do a little research before commenting on things. It helps ...
@bussruss
24 күн бұрын
i havnt seen this one yet bruv
How is it Halloween already 😂
Halloween episode? Why the fuck would i be interested in something filmed 7 months ago
49:46 It's one of two japanese pastimes, bukkake or gokkun 😅
Hate from future October.
@slim710.
26 күн бұрын
Feel better now?
I this is a first for cooking shows right here, i think Bert is the first cooking show host to do an impression of a dryheaving anus...lol impressive and hilarious.
I can’t get over how much they both sound like Jake Johnson, I know they’re all from Chicago but damn
The mayor of Wisconsin is a real thing...
Kinane and Braunger are fucking awesome!!!! Whiskey Icarus is hilarious…. And “Fuck you peaches!” XP
@Neenerella333
26 күн бұрын
"Shocks and struts" is my new favorite.
if these are reuploads, the fucking title should say it!
A hose is 3/4 of an inch
KYLE KINANE woohoo
@sethbrooks8889
18 күн бұрын
And I know Thryce too kyle haha
@sethbrooks8889
18 күн бұрын
Most expensive liquid, scorpion antivenom.
Was the burger cook off really the last one??
Yo Bert. Crack it and run it under cold water and peel.
Just waiting for Matt to tell a story Bert
@Champ3847
26 күн бұрын
16:51
Syrup pales in comparison to prize bull and horse semen, Glock, the gun company has a horse semen sales division. Look it up lol
ole Coach Kyle
Most expensive is scorpion venom. 21 m per gallon
Green screen technology up in dis bitch! Awesome
Can we get an introduction of the ppl on the show?
Kids these days are prescribed speed and have no patience or even understanding of having to wait more than a few seconds, let alone a year for new material
Dude its May.
Maybe LeeAnn as well...
Bert's a hack
Oi bertos,putting together all your content on disc is a nightmeer 😅 I mean I did it but it looks horrible on the shelf.. old clear plastic DVDs....tacky blue plastic blu rays,not to mention some stuff is just crazy hard to chase down (aus or uk coded releases) There'd a tonne of media stiffs like moi that wanna see a machine steelbook proudly sat on an open shelf maybe even a bert the conqueror or stand up special box set,dare I say film arena style limited release? Anyways fuq ya Love from aus 🤙
Why does brents face look skinnier even though hes fatter
"Halloween episode" *squints at date* Its summer?!?!
Late upload huh?
👎 Not as bad as the roast, what the hell was that BS
Straight up nothing annoys me more than reruns on KZread. I mean wtf man. I really really like Something’s Burning but having to guess whether it’s a real episode or a click grab of an old episode every time I see the title is just frustrating.
@gratesagag4948
26 күн бұрын
It's free content that wasn't on youtube. It's old but wasn't on youtube after it left all things comedy channel. Also what a privilege problem to have I clicked on an old ep I knew was an old ep. And the pattern is every other week is a new one. I think he said that when he got the old eps back
@lowkeylegendaryn8v844
26 күн бұрын
Sadly their comment is as useless as yours. Anyone upset about re-uploads tricking them and needed you to say all that is long lost. Let them rot, Cheers. At least you tried 😂 @@gratesagag4948
@donnieboughton1730
26 күн бұрын
It's easy to tell the old episodes vs the new ones. I mean... Just look at the thumbnail...
@lowkeylegendaryn8v844
26 күн бұрын
@@donnieboughton1730 exactly lol it's like they think what someone else eats makes them shit. "Straight up" Dave is a snowflake.
@-saint3319
26 күн бұрын
Who cares dude 🤷🏼♂️ big boy Bert is my dude
Here we go. Saw him on KT. He’s quick. Smart. Gross on the get go. Relax please. And yet I kept listening. Still gross
Love Kyle and Matt, Bert seems like a real loser though...
It is so obnoxious that he plays followers like this... takes the old ones down and recycles them... I'll never watch again. Stupid idea.
@slim710.
26 күн бұрын
Good
Stop uploading the old episodes. Just drop them all at once in a playlist. Nobody likes this.
you used to be funny try better you and tom or just find a new job.
@ShotgunForFun
26 күн бұрын
Never gonna happen, failed comedians just turn into talking heads for right wing propaganda lately. Even though they don't believe it.
@gratesagag4948
26 күн бұрын
No one likes you