It's so fun watching Jimmy Carr treat Bert the way that a teacher treats that one kid in class that *almost* made the cut for the 'special classes'.

@Panama_Red

10 күн бұрын

Bert is the kind of guy that had to ride the short bus but had his trailer home hitched to the back.

@RCRitterFPV

10 күн бұрын

@@Panama_Red Bert is totally Rich kid in Florida... Short bus probably towed his jetski.

@johnforeman634

10 күн бұрын

As a fan of comedy, when I hear a really off colour joke, like say, a joke about school shootings, I don’t think I’m laughing at the actual joke, I think it’s just simply the fact that he would SAY it that’s funny.

@Lamont580

10 күн бұрын

Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent reveals his truly confounding level of stupidity. Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent with complete confidence is roughly as upsetting as deep reflection on global poverty.

@stevieharter1273

10 күн бұрын

I was that kid 😂

Jimmy's lack of patience for Bert *chefs kiss*

@Swearengen1980

10 күн бұрын

"chefs kiss" is a cringe as fuck trend. It's horrible when every woman says it, it's 1000x worse when a guy uses it. Did the balls in your mouth get in the way of your chefs kiss?

@DanielFinton

10 күн бұрын

@@Swearengen1980wow you hated that comment more than Bert haters hate people having fun

@ryanl3812

10 күн бұрын

@@Swearengen1980 how dare you assume what I identify as

@Swearengen1980

10 күн бұрын

@@DanielFinton I'd tell you what I think of people who have have the grammar skills of a 6 year old, but YT threatened to ban me if I use certain words again.

@littlewigglemonster7691

9 күн бұрын

​@@Swearengen1980 You are a father? They really just letting anyone breed these days huh.. welp lets pray it doesn't become a school shooter i guess.

"Everyone murders in South Africa" going COMPLETELY over Berts head 😂😂😂

@MMARLZ

9 күн бұрын

i wish Jimmy had explained it to him, but at that point (50-plus minutes of Bert asking inane questions and trying to use his broken knowledge of European history that he studied for the first time in his life for) he just wanted to get the heck out of there.

@XenoGen3sis

9 күн бұрын

Fuuuuuuuck it went over my head until this comment… FML

@turnipkupo7263

8 күн бұрын

@@XenoGen3sis dont worry, this comment shows you are still more self aware than bert lmao

@willvr4

5 күн бұрын

To be fair, it could have been taken both literally in a comedic sense or as a joke about the regional murder rate. Tom didn't get it either.

@damegan123

5 күн бұрын

@@willvr4 he did, watch again the face he's making, you can see the moment it catches up with him.

Forget the roast of Brady. This roast of bert by jimmy carr is amazing. “Does he know what he’s saying”😂😂😂😂

Tom and Bert at the roast was like Dale and Brennan pitching “Prestige World Wide” in Step Brothers

@user-he1lt3fo9p

10 күн бұрын

Prestige

@Bleepbloopblappp

10 күн бұрын

@@user-he1lt3fo9pworld wide, world world, wide, wide

@ajordanbrownproduction

9 күн бұрын

@@user-he1lt3fo9p….world wide wide wide wide

@tmenzella

9 күн бұрын

Excellent

@thomascorker6547

9 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Jimmy giving Bert a masterclass in how to tell his own jokes

Tom and Jimmy tolerating drunk Bert through this podcast…plus Jimmy blasting Bert with “jokes” was the absolute best!! 😂

@marywood2865

2 күн бұрын

Is that what it was? I don't usually watch this podcast. I do watch a lot of Jimmy Carr on KZread, especially his show 8 out of 10 Cats and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. It drove me crazy that Bert kept getting the title wrong. Jimmy also does The Big Fat Quiz, which is always good, too.

@deaderthendead041

Күн бұрын

I didn't get that impression, yes Carr made some fun of bert, It didn't feel mean spirited or like he was impatient though?

@deaderthendead041

Күн бұрын

I didn't get that impression. yes carr It made some fun of bert but, It didn't feel mean spirited or like jimmy was impatient though.

"You're doing 9 months off in July? He doesn't know how calendars work" Jimmy is a treasure.

Tom got roasted the hardest out of everybody. they straight up acted like he wasn't there

@GK-qc5ry

10 күн бұрын

Savage. When Tony ignored him and blocked his view on stage I laughed.

@Chris-hw4mq

10 күн бұрын

They need to step up their game worst performance of the roast

@rickyeska1

10 күн бұрын

@@Chris-hw4mq Yeah it was legit like some highschool kids coming up mid roast to do a presentation

@Novice127__

10 күн бұрын

Didnt find the spot where they talked about it ? ... did tony ignore him because tom was silent at one of his shows? New years or something like that ?

@Chickennuggets18363

10 күн бұрын

@@rickyeska1again clown ass they weren’t supposed to be roasting, they knew it would bomb but I guarantee the money was to good

The fact that jimmy's favourite joke was the one aimed at bert is amazing

@chriscanavanii9064

10 күн бұрын

It was one of the best and it was comic on comic and he's sitting right in front of Bert.

@jjfreedom921

10 күн бұрын

No tonys was best

@tylerseese449

10 күн бұрын

@@chriscanavanii9064debatable, it’s a joke that I’ve already heard multiple times. Nothing fresh.

@chriscanavanii9064

9 күн бұрын

@@jjfreedom921 lol which one?

@chriscanavanii9064

9 күн бұрын

@@tylerseese449 where and when did you hear that joke? I would love to give the applause to them.

This entire appearance just feels like Jimmy politely telling Tim and Bret that they got to comfortable and need to get back out there 🤣 he literally said intervention

Bert: "Because I was reading the prompter during his routine.." Jimmy: "We know Bert we saw it happen on TV" 😂

@Xaer_

6 күн бұрын

”We soar it”

@cole.alexander

5 күн бұрын

that would be soooo frustrating as the comic. i bet tony was annoyed bert stepped on his bit with lip syncing

"I cant remember if my memories are real or not" ~ Hard R Bert

@lozzzzy

10 күн бұрын

Charo: bert is fat and racist

@QuiteAMouthfull

10 күн бұрын

Hard R doesn’t mean what you think it does

@wking8

10 күн бұрын

​@@QuiteAMouthfullI'd say RETARD but KZread is hard R

@mikestrom6178

9 күн бұрын

@@QuiteAMouthfulldon’t you remember? Burnt Chrysler is Americas most racist comic!

@Retardmaxxin

8 күн бұрын

@@QuiteAMouthfull it’s a double meaning for Bert. He is highly special needs and highly racist

Jimmy being horrible to Bert is my current favourite thing. At 39:23 when Jimmy is riffing off Bert's story, what an absolute legend

Bert - "I don't know if my memories are real." Me - Thats very common for alcoholics.

Wow I LOVE Jimmy. Finally shutting up Bart and roasting him throughout 😅

When my family came to the US they learned English by watching 2 Bears 1 Cave. Today I am 35 and we are homeless.

@sorryimelijah

10 күн бұрын

lol

@Thehomelessathlete

10 күн бұрын

Really?

@Thehomelessathlete

10 күн бұрын

Move to Cali tons of programs to feed yuh get yuh job housing

@diabolicalgaming4876

10 күн бұрын

😂😂

@thesummerhouse1183

10 күн бұрын

😂😂

49:39 "He knows he's saying this, yeah?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jesus.. Jimmy made that burger bit 10x better in 30 seconds...

@cpreid

9 күн бұрын

That was incredible tbh

First 2 bears I've watched in like a year. Jimmy Carr is awesome.

Didn’t Tom and Bert do the worst out of every single comedian at the roast?

@httr94

10 күн бұрын

Yep.

@HEIRorERROR

10 күн бұрын

Yes. I literally just text my girlfriend this thought lol. It's a shame, I dunno man, I dunno if my comedic sensibility is changing or they're falling off.

@Anderson99999

10 күн бұрын

It was hard to watch

@tallonmartin1726

10 күн бұрын

Very much so, in their defense it’s very difficult to co roast with someone especially while reading off a teleprompter like they had them doing

@lazarus8447

10 күн бұрын

I thought the only one who did okay was Tony. Can't stand the guy but he was pretty funny.

Jimmy calling out Bert for mouthing the words to Tony's bit. Lmao

Massive props for Jimmy big-upping the warm-up, Alonso at 29mins…Shows what a total class guy Jimmy is.

Nice change in set, Bears. The last one looked like what a corner of White Castle would be on the Death Star.

Jimmy’s light roast of Bert was soooooo funny

Bert trying to sound introspective is killin me. Lol

@Hannah82271

10 күн бұрын

I know lol

"I sense un-education", I'm dying🤣

The fact that all of this was on the spot and off the top of his head speaks to jimmy’s level of genius, light years beyond 99% of comedians today. This alone should put him in contention for top 20 of all time.

They think they are not the worst set of the night. Amazing

@brasselnkhoma7943

9 күн бұрын

Ben Affleck would beg to differ, he crumbled.

@vickvinegar6018

8 күн бұрын

@@brasselnkhoma7943Randy moss was pretty rough too. As much as I am a fan.

@jackb8598

8 күн бұрын

⁠@@vickvinegar6018nah Tom and Bert were the worst Randy Moss is a WR and was genuine and Ben Affleck is an actor who went in trying to defend Brady with a vendetta/completely poor joke. Tom and Bert are the ones who are so called comedians and acted like arrogant assholes and were not funny what so ever.

@mcloggerton9185

7 күн бұрын

"pro comedians" with a terrible set.

@vickvinegar6018

6 күн бұрын

@@jackb8598 I like how you thought you needed to explain that to me. I didn’t say he was the worst just that it was rough as well. Thats just excuses. They all went up to roast (thats why it’s called a roast) and he choked along with the rest you named. I could make the same excuse for Tom and bert. They are stand up comedians and podcasters, not roasters. Comedy is more than just one aspect. But at the end of the day they choked along with Randy’s stuttering ass. Justify it how you want to.

“Everybody murders in South Africa” went right over Burt’s head.

@Yamaraj69

10 күн бұрын

Came here to say this....

@ItsBugtronic

10 күн бұрын

I feel like Burt is rewatching this interview on 1/2 speed just to catch all of Jimmy's jokes. 😂

@ExileOnDaytonStreet

9 күн бұрын

A lot of things go over his head

@johnlocke9437

9 күн бұрын

Tom was about to say "he didn't get it" but stopped himself 😂

@philthepainter

5 күн бұрын

💯

Tom doesn’t look too happy with jimmy’s punches at Bert but Jimmy isn’t lying. He’s just saying everything everyone else wants to say.

Jimmy roasting Bert is the only reason why i watched this shit pod.thanks jimmy

@mcloggerton9185

7 күн бұрын

That's why I'm here

@63Lazarou

5 күн бұрын

Me too

1:16 "crowd loved when I did spanish by the way" Crowd: 🤐😴😴

Hearing Bert say “6 out of 8 cats” is fucking hilarious if you’re from the UK 😂

@gavinlocke800

10 күн бұрын

8outta10 we love it here in South Africa.........so it was propa funny too

@semihazah0352

10 күн бұрын

From the US and I love 8 out of 10 cats, countdown version as well, also love would I lie to you. Edit because I wrote it backwards lol

@Qurisx

10 күн бұрын

He started at 6 out of 8, went to 8 or 9 and then we finally got to the right one lol

@cmount7655

10 күн бұрын

Did you know 6 out of 10 cats still don’t know Israel did 9/11, and took out JFK? Wild…

@dakotatotten5355

10 күн бұрын

@@cmount7655 my friend car told me in his jimmy while showing me the Epstein cell footage

Jimmy is genuinely one of the smartest comedians out there. He never misses.

Jimmy is naturally funny and witty… unlike the other 2

I can listen to Jimmy Carr shit on Bert all day long!

I have always liked Jimmy Carr, but his roasting Bart so effortlessly and Bart didn’t understand half of it was great, Jimmy is brilliant.

@markmurphy7427

5 күн бұрын

Bart Simpson?

@null6634

Күн бұрын

​@@markmurphy7427 To be fair, I don't think Bert knows how to correctly spell "Bert" either.

😂 Carr's joke; "everybody murders in South Africa.." went over Bert's head 😅

@mcloggerton9185

7 күн бұрын

There is an express way over Bert's head

Bert getting caught on live tv reading other people's jokes on the teleprompter is so fitting 😂

Tom needs a shock collar for Bert - Tom was actually having a good interview with Jimmy while Jimmy was roasting the shit outa Bert on the side - watching this u could tell by the look on Jimmies face he meant every one of those zingers 🤣

I could watch Jimmy destroy Bert for hours, it's soo good.

I don't listen to 2 Bears as much as I used to but I could've listened to this conversation for another 5 hours, such a fun dynamic between the three of them. I love the 'inside baseball' stuff on comedy and there's no one better to hear talk about it than Jimmy Carr.

Jimmy riffing on Bert's In and Out experience is such an indication of how he's so clever and professional, so funny (39 minute mark ish)

These guest shows with both guys are reinvigorating my interest. Love it.

Bert being drunk, bloated & constantly interrupting gets old. I bet its exhausting being his friend.

@23gobears

9 күн бұрын

Yet here you are...🤔 Make that make sense.

@harryfromaustralia657

9 күн бұрын

​​@@23gobears gee i dunno maybe watching Bert get roasted? What are you talking about

@mcloggerton9185

7 күн бұрын

In here for Jimmy

@lucasmcdowell9360

2 күн бұрын

Bro this is the BERT show fym lol

Bert casually loses all his Canadian audience in 10 seconds.

@mcloggerton9185

7 күн бұрын

Bert has fans?

Two really talented comedians…and Bert.

@PerfectedInDeath

3 күн бұрын

Segura? Really talented?

When we finally do the roast of Bert, Jimmy needs an extended set. Holy shit 😂

@joshcxa

9 күн бұрын

There already is a roast of Bert.

Tom and Bert were death by PowerPoint in human form.

@Chickennuggets18363

10 күн бұрын

Yep it’s over with, they even said they were going to bomb, they weren’t supposed to be roasting

@x-morones2330

10 күн бұрын

So, you didn't listen to the podcast you commented on. 🙃

@Gunline_Chief

10 күн бұрын

@@x-morones2330 sure did. This one was actually tolerable once JC was on. I’ve seen some cringe worthy moments by both. But the roast, oooof, that was definitely the worse. And I’m a huge fan of T-Bunz!

@23gobears

9 күн бұрын

​@@Gunline_Chief your comments infer otherwise though. Smh. Sending hate.

@Gunline_Chief

9 күн бұрын

@@23gobears but is the hate from Australia?

"hey our podcast is tanking. Everyone hates us now. What should we do?" "Let's renovate the set!"

Bert bringing up Oliver, in a desperate hope to seem like he has a single brain cell was so fucking painful

@mcloggerton9185

7 күн бұрын

Exactly

@8chicagotypewriter8

4 күн бұрын

Hey jimmy I woke up hungover to the history channel at 3am and just learned this thing!

My favourite part of the roast was when they we’re making constant fun off bert and no one mentioned tom 😂

@Sid00077

10 күн бұрын

Tony stopped when it was Tom's turn😂

@Pranav-rp8wi

10 күн бұрын

That's the best combo. Bert has insecurities about his body/looks & his 'talent'.. while Tom fears irrelevance..

@SolbladeX

10 күн бұрын

​@@Pranav-rp8wi😂😂

@thingsnexttome

10 күн бұрын

Salty salty, Bert only has a career because of what Tom has taught him. You guys think Tom is so sad because people weren’t talking to/about him, that’s his exact preference, he didn’t want to be there in the first place. That’s just his personality, sorry he’s better than all of us poor fucks

@tylerseese449

10 күн бұрын

@@thingsnexttomeJesus Christ do you suck tommy boy off too?

57:11 Burp not listening, just waiting for his turn to talk 😂

@azhunt

9 күн бұрын

100%

@beefcakethegolfer

6 күн бұрын

Didn't even hear the jab from Jimmy

Jimmy giving Bert the business we all want to 😂

“Everything about you says ‘above ground pool’” 🤣💀

The way Jimmy roasts Bert, almost the whole video kills me 😂 I love how witty he is, but Jimmy's laugh is still the funniest thing about him. Call him the butcher, because he slaughters.😅

49:28 - worth the price of admission right there 😂

Bert asking Jimmy about Oliver Cromwell... I am still on the floor...

This podcast shows the difference between touring comedians like jimmy constantly working on their skills and the special once a year show comedians like Tom and Bert. Jimmy is just another level.

Jesus Christ I’ve never seen the funny suck out of the room faster than when Bart asked about Oliver Cromwell. Thank god jimmy got it back on track

@100000zombies

10 күн бұрын

I thought it was interesting

@tacotruck2595

5 күн бұрын

@@100000zombieswell you’re wrong

Bert saying "thank you" after Jimmy said he likes long comedy bits explains Bert to a T.

@filthyfrank.5

8 күн бұрын

He was joking bro lmao went right over ur head

@1LadyM7

2 күн бұрын

I thought he said that sarcastically

“Everyone murders in South Africa 🤔” went right over Burt’s massive head.. 😂

if it wasnt for the horrific performance... i wouldnt know segura was at the roast lmaooo..... i love how hinchliff blocked him from the camera.

Jimmy Carr as a guest is always a must see podcast.

@MrJayehawk

10 күн бұрын

He's a quality guest.

Tom and Bert were the pee break 😂

@noomade

10 күн бұрын

yeah they were pretty shit

@steveengell614

10 күн бұрын

💯

@L0STV1K1NG96

10 күн бұрын

They aren’t roasters.

@TheOrlandoTrustfull

10 күн бұрын

@L0STV1K1NG96 Neither were 90% of people who went up.

@marlonjennings2093

10 күн бұрын

Roasts are exhausting. A few good jokes alongside an hour of cringey shite and reworked street jokes. Anyone that can enjoy that format is an idiot and any comic that excels in that format is a dated hack

"Everyone Murders in South Africa" XD Flew right over. HAHAHA

Jimmy Carr killed this!

@luckme2752

Күн бұрын

Funniest man alive 😂

Jimmy Carr is on a completely different level than Bert. I mean talk about going over his head!!! lmao

This epp was why I came to this podcast originally. This was great. Please give us more of this. Back to basics. 2 friends kicking it, showing love, telling stories and bringing on people they have chemistry with to join in the banter. Simple, light, fun. ... Sending love from Illinois.

I really think this is Bert's intervention with jokes and kindness. And Tom was almost quite the whole time after jimmy entering the room. Bert definitely got something from it though, but just laughed the whole time to suppress it. This is the Intervention/Roast of Bert Kreischer.

Bert looked like a mouth breather up there reading the teleprompter to himself 😂

Your roast segment sounded like you were learning to read

Jimmy just ripped Bert a new asshole LOL

@schweber10

10 күн бұрын

And he didn't even know it

Bert communicating with Jimmy is the equivalent of your uncle communicating with an alien.

Good old bert sucking the air out of the room with an Oliver Cromwell reference

Looking forward to the PowerPoint presentation roasting yourselves on the roast guys 🫶

@stephencook1666

10 күн бұрын

I wishhhh but you know Tommy he can't even handle a loss to burt in a game of tennis ......

Can understand Bernt saying "6 out of 8 cats" by mistake but to follow up after seeing it with "8 out of 10 cats, I was right" ffs 😂 real life Homer Simpson but no where near as lovable

@GarbageGarageInc

8 күн бұрын

Straight up thinking the Homer Simpson line lol

@jasonlloyd3335

7 күн бұрын

I thought the same thing.

It feels like Jimmy is roasting Bert. 😂

Jimmy Carr sitting on bert any time he could is the best day of my life

Jimmy needs to be on every episode just to roast Bart

Yup y’all bombed at the roast

@cobrakaiX

10 күн бұрын

Just started the episode. Do they at least acknowledge that they bombed?

@zacku8028

10 күн бұрын

@@cobrakaiXthey do not

@boyertb

7 күн бұрын

Oh, they know, and knew that they would.

@killerguitarguy

3 күн бұрын

@@cobrakaiXyes they acknowledge it. But truthfully it wa a different kind of bit in the roast that just didn't work. The overall roast was pretty good in my opinion, how they did was only a minor impression. Ben Affleck was way more of a bomb lol

i love how jimmy always talks up other comedians. always respectful to the people who ply his trade.

Watching this all over again just to see how many jokes went over Bert’s head! Best pod in a while! Three great comics

Wait a minute are they giving themselves a pat on the back for how good they did

@Panama_Red

10 күн бұрын

That's not what I picked up on. Just two bears talking about how much fun they had. They're more aware of how the bit landed than we are.

@23gobears

9 күн бұрын

They literally explained that they did a bit Netflix asked them to do. How can you be this ignorant. Sending all the hate to you sir.

@grahamwalden2867

9 күн бұрын

​@Panama_Red they literally were trying to trash Kim Kardashian and she was better than them.

@Panama_Red

9 күн бұрын

@@grahamwalden2867 Were you drunker than Bert while listening? All three of them gave her respect for doing it and complimented her set.

Jimmy Carr is the Only real comedian here. 35 years in and better than ever. Kind regards, Richard U.K

@jooseppielleese7156

10 күн бұрын

Lol shut up m8 he's just the one who Americans know

@Mickey_Valentine

10 күн бұрын

And if America would have balls they would notice that Frankie Boyle can destroy any comedy alive except maybe Joey Diaz ( when uncle joey is at its best )

@Mickey_Valentine

10 күн бұрын

#FrankieBoyle is the #GOAT .... UK and USA and all the rest combined --- they are saying that America has free speech 😂😂😂 3 mins of frankie boyle and there would be mass shootings

@spo0ny2k

9 күн бұрын

American comedians are terrible taking Chappelle and Louis CK aside. Theo and Gillis are good but not great

@muzz4610

9 күн бұрын

@@Mickey_Valentineas someone from the UK, Frankie Boyle is the Bert Kreischer of the UK (albeit he is more talented), but still, don’t recommend Frankie F-ing Boyle as the pinnacle of UK comedy you numpty

Jimmy riffing of the hamburger story killed me

Great PowerPoint presenation break in the middle of the roast. Two bears one bomb!

I like these new two bears with both Tom and Bert, and a guest.

Glad to see Slappy from Goosebumps is making a comeback

@Duffaluff

10 күн бұрын

Deep cut

@datping7377

10 күн бұрын

Sick reference dude!

@PeterChowchow

10 күн бұрын

Nailed that deep cut bro

@CanadianFinancePro

10 күн бұрын

Great reference.

@clicheguevara5282

10 күн бұрын

I didn't think I'd see an RL Stine reference today, but I'm glad I did.

8 out of 10 cats gets uploaded to youtube regularly and is still running today.

Jimmy has always been a comedy monster... he's the best.

Big fan of the 2 bears 1 guest format

Here for the roast of Tom and Bert.

OMG, Jimmy on here had me in tears 😂😂😂 this was so good!!

Your roast set was great! About pissed myself with the football and "What are you pregnant?" LOL!!

I just saw Jimmy Carr live :) he’s so talented and smart! He doesn’t even have to constantly belittle poor people to do it too

1 minute in and this fucking tik tok has interrupted Tom 300 times

The fact that Jimmy is low key roasting Bert has to be payback from Bert trying to do Jimmy's accent

Speaking of needing comedy: I just finished watching "We were the lucky ones" (cried my eyes out) and needed comedy. Love Jimmy so much!