Clean Comedy and Cookin’ Candy with Brian Regan and Tom Papa | Something’s Burning | S1 E19

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A couple clean comics come by the kitchen for peanut brittle, rum runners, and conversation. Brian Regan, Tom Papa, and I chat about baking bread, cooking shows, and stealing jokes. Plus, we talk about what artisanal hobbies we would have if we quit comedy.
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RUM RUNNERS:
1. Combine 1 ounce of each into a cocktail shaker with ice
* Light Rum
* Dark Rum
* Banana Liqueur
* Blackberry Liqueur
* Orange Juice
* Pineapple Juice
* A SPLASH of grenadine
2. String into glass over fresh ice
3. Float a little rum on top and light it on fire
4. Garnish with orange slice
BACON PEANUT BRITTLE
1. Butter a foil-lined baking sheet
2. Cook slices of bacon until crisp; drain and split in half
3. Make sugar candy
* Combine sugar, corn syrup, water in a saucepan
* Cook over medium-high heat until 260°
* Remove from heat and add butter, peanuts, and salt.
* Stir and continue cooking on medium-high heat untip the syrup turns golden brown and reaches 285°
* Stir in bacon, vanilla extract, and baking soda
* Cook until the foam subsides and darkens slightly
4. Pour onto lined baking sheet and spread around to form a thin layer
5. Let cool; break into pieces
HOMEMADE BUTTER
1. Fill jar with heavy cream; screw on lid
2. Shake 5-7 minutes until a lump has formed
3. Separate out the buttermilk
4. Rinse the butter ball in water until water is clear
5. Mix in salt
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  • @JustKeith
    @JustKeith26 күн бұрын

    Brian Regan deserves way more props than he gets.

  • @xrmighty

    @xrmighty

    26 күн бұрын

    He has a a lot of fans. He's been in comedy for a long time. Anyone who knows comedy definitely knows he's hilarious.

  • @Guy.On.The.Couch.

    @Guy.On.The.Couch.

    26 күн бұрын

    ​@@xrmightymeh

  • @Kmc9

    @Kmc9

    25 күн бұрын

    No he doesn't. There's a reason he isn't bigger than he is. Same with Orny. They aren't funny. Only people with low IQ's will watch them perform and consider it comedy. Tom Papa is great though.

  • @flynnplumlee5293

    @flynnplumlee5293

    25 күн бұрын

    He's awesome in Loudermilk

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality27 күн бұрын

    Brian Regan makes me laugh harder than almost anybody.

  • @sethgodfrey9974
    @sethgodfrey997424 күн бұрын

    I love watching this show when I cook. Always loved Brian Regan. He is undoubtedly one of the best!

  • @user-ow8mq4jo8c
    @user-ow8mq4jo8c27 күн бұрын

    I gotta watch it if Regan is on.

  • @lemiracle614
    @lemiracle61427 күн бұрын

    I love Tom Papa!! Regan, too!! It's so exciting to see them on a podcast, especially together. Good match, Bart!!

  • @joebluhm
    @joebluhm27 күн бұрын

    SMART TO SHARE THIS AGAIN. Just as fresh as can be. Watching new!

  • @coopdeloop88
    @coopdeloop8827 күн бұрын

    March 17 2016. Des Moines Funnybone. Bert is headlining, after the show in the bar, we see a huge tour bus pull into the parking lot, it was Brian Regan who was at the theatre in town. It was cool to see Bert so hyped to meet the great Regan in person. Love you sexy Bert. The rest of your muscles have caught up to your shoulders lately!!!!!

  • @Bruceskyy

    @Bruceskyy

    27 күн бұрын

    You could have stopped covid19 that day but chose not to

  • @perfectifmelancholy

    @perfectifmelancholy

    27 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂 ​@@Bruceskyy

  • @Sfeliciano4

    @Sfeliciano4

    26 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @dallasgoodfellow1686
    @dallasgoodfellow168626 күн бұрын

    Brian regans great in loudermilk shows dope

  • @bobbifergus3110
    @bobbifergus311026 күн бұрын

    Thank goodness Tom brought something to eat! 😂

  • @BelleMoonbeam
    @BelleMoonbeam27 күн бұрын

    Yay Tom Papa!!!

  • @Guy.On.The.Couch.

    @Guy.On.The.Couch.

    27 күн бұрын

    The worst

  • @kholertownfloods6324
    @kholertownfloods632427 күн бұрын

    Its nice to see the old episodes again. Burt had the joy of comedy, his guests didn't have the specter of trump or the pandemic. A simpler time.

  • @crowe9385
    @crowe938519 күн бұрын

    Bert dying his beard lollllll

  • @Babygoat34
    @Babygoat3426 күн бұрын

    Brian Regan is awesome. Would love to see him more on Rogan

  • @KalElvis
    @KalElvis23 күн бұрын

    The only Comedian I see in this clip is Brian Regan

  • @shelaughs185
    @shelaughs18526 күн бұрын

    That looks like the no-knead bread I made last weekend. The long (12 hour rise) kind of ferments a little during the rise. It's good stuff.

  • @spiritink2393
    @spiritink239320 күн бұрын

    I legitimately think Bert is an absolute homie, every time he says stuff like "ever want to build a cabin" I'm over here watching like yeah... lol loved seeing you live in cinci last year!

  • @joseurdaneta5757
    @joseurdaneta575726 күн бұрын

    Hilarious! Thanks!🤣🤣🤣

  • @TimoneWeiner
    @TimoneWeiner14 күн бұрын

    Brian is lookin like Deadpool rn

  • @Shawnsanchez77
    @Shawnsanchez7727 күн бұрын

    Drinking those without straws seems criminal.

  • @noahhellya
    @noahhellya27 күн бұрын

    Thank you for putting the directions in the video as well.

  • @hollishartley1125
    @hollishartley112526 күн бұрын

    Stir the candy!!!😅

  • @valarielangford9166
    @valarielangford916624 күн бұрын

    Omg, favorites 😂

  • @Sonofgrievous
    @Sonofgrievous25 күн бұрын

    There are comics that have to work to be funny and Regan who is just funny

  • @bendershome4discountorphan859
    @bendershome4discountorphan85927 күн бұрын

    Kids are the funniest beings on earth

  • @taylorcarlson9534
    @taylorcarlson953424 күн бұрын

    I’ll be your sous chef!! I’ll get all the mise en place.

  • @TheLoveInYourEar
    @TheLoveInYourEar27 күн бұрын

    I'm seeing Tom in Atlantic City with my love 🙌🙌🙌❤️

  • @_HippieThugg_
    @_HippieThugg_26 күн бұрын

    BEST. OUTRO. EVER.

  • @seraph6758
    @seraph675827 күн бұрын

    Thanks

  • @Wby203
    @Wby20327 күн бұрын

    Papa! Great joke!!

  • @user-ho1oh9vr3j
    @user-ho1oh9vr3j27 күн бұрын

    I drink like Archer. As soon as I recognize I'm awake!

  • @PaulShivery
    @PaulShivery24 күн бұрын

    As an old guy who has been watching all of them since they, ahem, were practicing, it's fun to see them as wizened practitioners of both comedy and life. Didn't start trying to swing vocab, sorry. Respect.

  • @mschmalfeldt
    @mschmalfeldt27 күн бұрын

    A couple of great comedians! And Bert Kreischer

  • @vinmad6669
    @vinmad666926 күн бұрын

    LOVE Tom n Brian #BURTRUINSIT I OUT

  • @chrishuddle1
    @chrishuddle126 күн бұрын

    Bert’s brittle is actually how GOOD peanut brittle is supposed to look like

  • @deaderthendead041
    @deaderthendead04126 күн бұрын

    I'd honestly love to see bert do a show where he makes his own beer & liquor like master distiller, call it "something's brewing"

  • @seandubenko4189
    @seandubenko418926 күн бұрын

    I would love to be Bert's sous chef! I have tons of experience. Lol

  • @4martch
    @4martch24 күн бұрын

    The look on his face after Bert putting his fingers on the ingredients and LICKING HIS FINGERS! Also why are all of his guests needing to tell him to wash his hands!!!!!Oh Burnt on something s Berting

  • @craigdemko7976
    @craigdemko797627 күн бұрын

    First ever roller coaster was the cyclone at Coney Island

  • @sbctdizzle1
    @sbctdizzle126 күн бұрын

    Collab with Sean and Marley next please!

  • @user-ho1oh9vr3j
    @user-ho1oh9vr3j27 күн бұрын

    Bert with "250,250,250...." squirted in my eye. I am suing for violation 😮

  • @ZephyrCreed
    @ZephyrCreed22 күн бұрын

    I would put Tom Papa at somewhere between my number one comic and number three. Of all the GOATs he’s top 3, and I’m not sure who’s number one.

  • @mearnax2
    @mearnax226 күн бұрын

    Whoa Somethin s burnin Bert’s career

  • @ArticBigFoot
    @ArticBigFoot23 күн бұрын

    Tom and Brian at 15:03

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah948126 күн бұрын

    💖💖💖

  • @jamesray9009
    @jamesray900927 күн бұрын

    Bert should try oven baking bacon and adding brown sugar

  • @user-wb1wt2ge6e
    @user-wb1wt2ge6e26 күн бұрын

    I love how nowadays we got comedians telling us what’s funny

  • @user-wb1wt2ge6e

    @user-wb1wt2ge6e

    26 күн бұрын

    dance for the dimes jesters

  • @jamesmcalister3680
    @jamesmcalister368027 күн бұрын

    Gang gang 😂

  • @user-ho1oh9vr3j
    @user-ho1oh9vr3j27 күн бұрын

    Norm Macdonald was "Hello... do you hear yourself ". His pitch was practice what you preach!

  • @Jack-iu9td
    @Jack-iu9td26 күн бұрын

    I just saw Brian a few months ago… I liked him better here

  • @BigShotMike95
    @BigShotMike9526 күн бұрын

    Danny Graves and Brad Radke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pamartin
    @pamartin26 күн бұрын

    How very strange and weird this is... No wonder I'm here 😅 Keep on!

  • @janiebrossmann1178
    @janiebrossmann117826 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @robertjmckenna
    @robertjmckenna25 күн бұрын

    I thought Bert had an assistant.

  • @xskyex5320
    @xskyex532025 күн бұрын

    wtf is a shot going to do? lol

  • @blackbluestudio6338
    @blackbluestudio633827 күн бұрын

    Bert does that all the time but he’s usually making baby batter not butter😂

  • @princevegeta-son
    @princevegeta-son26 күн бұрын

    I can't ever figure out if Brian Regan or Jim Gaffigan stole each other's voice

  • @floki-man
    @floki-man16 күн бұрын

    This episode gives the impression Bert hasn’t cooked often. I would work with Bert to build cabin and make shoes. I also have wind and hydroelectric inventions I need to build prototypes of, so we could even make patents together. I have a BS in petroleum engineering and it’s my life’s ambition to bankrupt the gas and oil industry.

  • @Bren3669
    @Bren366927 күн бұрын

    damn, i thought this was a new episode

  • @mattyisinSD
    @mattyisinSD27 күн бұрын

    an ATM that only dispenses pennies? comedy

  • @Guy.On.The.Couch.
    @Guy.On.The.Couch.27 күн бұрын

    Redbar is king

  • @thomasenglish1172
    @thomasenglish117225 күн бұрын

    40:14

  • @PandaBeXar71
    @PandaBeXar7126 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cme4114
    @cme411427 күн бұрын

    Tom Papa serving up the humility to Brent right out of the gate is the best. Tom Papa is everyone's dad you don't want to disappoint.

  • @arrogantsvede
    @arrogantsvede24 күн бұрын

    That is a good show. Bert tries to make things. There’s a pro there as well of course but not hands on

  • @michaelebradshaw2562
    @michaelebradshaw256225 күн бұрын

    BART release the Todd glass episode

  • @Poofys_Puffhouse
    @Poofys_Puffhouse23 күн бұрын

    Hey bert. Let's go build a cabin. By hand. I've never done it and have wanted to do something off grid.

  • @elizabethquraishi7843
    @elizabethquraishi784327 күн бұрын

    Brian looks like Jim Carrey lol

  • @Coolbreezyitsez

    @Coolbreezyitsez

    27 күн бұрын

    He really does

  • @jamesmontano2618

    @jamesmontano2618

    27 күн бұрын

    My first thought lol

  • @deaneggenschwiller2992
    @deaneggenschwiller299227 күн бұрын

    Is this a re upload?

  • @nathanielvargas3863

    @nathanielvargas3863

    27 күн бұрын

    Yes

  • @Driven_Dragon
    @Driven_Dragon26 күн бұрын

    Shoulda Woulda Coulda Put Candied jalapenos into the brittle?!

  • @chadchadchadchadchad
    @chadchadchadchadchad27 күн бұрын

    Watch REDBAR's breakdown of this. It is fabuloso.

  • @alialrassam6432
    @alialrassam643225 күн бұрын

    Is Regan related to Jim Carrey, he's looks like him

  • @zionkid420
    @zionkid42027 күн бұрын

    Chambord was def not on that ingredient list.

  • @Jestinphish420

    @Jestinphish420

    27 күн бұрын

    In place of the blackberry liqueur

  • @BTA1991
    @BTA199127 күн бұрын

    Is this an actual new episode or an old episode they've re-uploaded? Because they've been doing that a lot recently.

  • @CountGremlin

    @CountGremlin

    27 күн бұрын

    Yes

  • @GorbyP

    @GorbyP

    27 күн бұрын

    Old

  • @derek-iy6ch

    @derek-iy6ch

    27 күн бұрын

    It's old, bert got the rights to the original series so he's been re-uploading them in between new episodes

  • @nathanegbert7999
    @nathanegbert799927 күн бұрын

    Bert I would personally like to submit my application to be your assistant.

  • @joke4301
    @joke430126 күн бұрын

    “That’s how people made bread 14 thousand years ago” 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @snappdre
    @snappdre27 күн бұрын

    hes not the first.

  • @robertjennings9044
    @robertjennings904426 күн бұрын

    Hey, if four year year-old kids in Asia can make shoes it can’t be that hard🤷‍♂️

  • @numbskull20
    @numbskull2027 күн бұрын

    Redbar Radio covered this one already. It's worth a watch.

  • @jimsonjohnson3761

    @jimsonjohnson3761

    27 күн бұрын

    Who cares about rebar lmao

  • @numbskull20

    @numbskull20

    26 күн бұрын

    Redbar would never repost an old episode.

  • @DevinGThatsMe
    @DevinGThatsMe26 күн бұрын

    27 and fresh out a divorce, learn from me Bert *DONT* lol - grass aint greener on the other side but it sure is a lot more Peaceful and Quiet (and less stressful), also unlimited video games and pu... you know what it depends on your interpretation lol

  • @user-pl4ih5mw1k
    @user-pl4ih5mw1k23 күн бұрын

    Isn't this show get down with Sean and Marley? It's the same premise

  • @Fishingdudethegreat
    @Fishingdudethegreat27 күн бұрын

    This is killing me you need serrated knife to cut bread

  • @user-wb1wt2ge6e
    @user-wb1wt2ge6e26 күн бұрын

    new show name strangers make bart feel better😂

  • @Jestinphish420
    @Jestinphish42027 күн бұрын

    I’d love to hear the guests actually complete more than 42% of their sentences.

  • @erikaharper1846
    @erikaharper184627 күн бұрын

    Omg, I'm so not white

  • @hettel_visual
    @hettel_visual27 күн бұрын

    How about labeling the old episodes more clearly? Takes away from the hype about uploads when it's just a rerun yet again.

  • @trentb276

    @trentb276

    27 күн бұрын

    Season 1, episode 9 isn't clear enough?

  • @hettel_visual

    @hettel_visual

    26 күн бұрын

    @@trentb276 no. I guarantee you most people don't know what fucking "season" the show is on. It's needlessly confusing.

  • @gapeach7227
    @gapeach722726 күн бұрын

    Stop touching everything with your hands

  • @voice_of_a_little_lady

    @voice_of_a_little_lady

    18 күн бұрын

    That's Bert for ya lol

  • @khaledelsayed5357
    @khaledelsayed535727 күн бұрын

    This old….. it’s not cool to just rerelease shit

  • @toddrobertson3424
    @toddrobertson342425 күн бұрын

    Bert, bro... why are you (your team) uploading old episodes as new ones? they are already out there.. if you ant got nothing new to put up, then just promote your old shit on socials.. this just comes across as hacky and a money grab.. we dont want to get old ses1 eps while we are all waiting on shit, come on, you're sort of taking the piss here.. dont get me wrong i respect how driven Bert is,but this is just lazy. re-uploading so it pops into your subscribers feed.. no new content. come on dude.. not mad, just disappointed.

  • @Incognico_92
    @Incognico_9225 күн бұрын

    Bert is spiraling quickly. Completely manic. Not funny anymore.

  • @voice_of_a_little_lady

    @voice_of_a_little_lady

    18 күн бұрын

    This is an old episode so guess he wasn't funny back then either 😆

  • @Incognico_92

    @Incognico_92

    18 күн бұрын

    The video is 8 days old and my comment is 7 days old.😂 You're right though, he isn't funny, just an addict with the right circle of friends.

  • @voice_of_a_little_lady

    @voice_of_a_little_lady

    18 күн бұрын

    @@Incognico_92 it's a repost of an old episode. He reposts old ones in between his new episodes. You can tell by the set. And old references to things in the past.

  • @user-pl4ih5mw1k
    @user-pl4ih5mw1k23 күн бұрын

    Bert's speech impediment/lisp is unbearable to listen to. Or maybe you're comedy just sucks so bad that's all I can pay attention to

  • @andrewt013

    @andrewt013

    19 күн бұрын

    no one asked

  • @Nick-ih5em
    @Nick-ih5em27 күн бұрын

    Sorry, but those two guys are not funny at all

  • @F--kyouTony
    @F--kyouTony25 күн бұрын

    Use a spoon to float booze

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