Tongue-Tied with Michael Rosenbaum and Harland Williams | Something’s Burning | S1 E18
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I’m cooking up the WHOLE cow for Harland Williams and Michael Rosenbaum with this tongue, bacon, and bottom round sandwich. We are also doing imitations, throwing up, and I burn my arm. Oh, and Harland is allergic to everything I am making, so there’s that.
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KISS MY GREASY A** SANDWICH W/ A PALATE CLEANSER COCKTAIL
Kiss My Greasy A** Sandwich
* Tongue
* Bacon
* Bottom Round
* Hoagie rolls
* White onion
* Tomato
* Mustard, Mayo, Horseradish
1. Boil tongue ahead of time
2. Cut and peel outer layer of tongue membrane and discard
3. Slice thin
4. Cook bacon; set aside on paper towel
5. Slice bottom round beef into super thin slices
6. Season with salt and pepper
7. Cook bottom round in bacon grease; set aside
8. Cook tongue in bacon grease
9. Slice white onion and rolls
10. Slather mayo and horseradish on bread
11. Layer meats, onion, and tomato on sandwich
Palate Cleanser Cocktail
* Frozen bananas and pineapples
* Coconut milk
* Vodka
1. Blend frozen banana, frozen pineapple, and vodka in blender
2. Stream in coconut milk until it reaches the right consistency
3. Add a floater of vodka and maraschino cherry on top
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Harland Williams is one of the most naturally funny dudes ever. Absurd but quick. There really isn’t a comparison.
@littlewigglemonster7691
Ай бұрын
He's that silly uncle that you gravitated to in family get togethers lol
@HEIRorERROR
Ай бұрын
Harland is the man
@McShag420
Ай бұрын
7...minute...abs... *blinks*
@justinbeaulieu192
Ай бұрын
Harland Williams is one of the funniest people on Earth.
@MrBuketman
Ай бұрын
He’s why I’m here and any other pod he’s the guest on.
the way Harland just used the whole interview to prank those two LMAO☠☠
@fantasiafox22
Ай бұрын
I was stop crying 😂😂😂😂😂
It doesn’t have any shellfish in it does it? “No it’s very giving” 😂
@StonkeyDomp
Ай бұрын
That deserved so much more!
@ewdtrey
Ай бұрын
I didnt hear it
Harland not eating his recipe is hilarious. He got them to eat tongue 😂😂😂
@deaderthendead041
Ай бұрын
I really feel like he Made the whole recipe up and just Threw random ingredients together😅 Especially the way he looked at the camera after birth and the other dude took a bite of the sandwich
@deaderthendead041
Ай бұрын
I really feel like Harlan Just threw random ingredients together Especially after the way he looked at At the camera when they took a bite of the sandwich like "I can't believe they fell for it"😅
@fantasiafox22
Ай бұрын
I swear to God he made that shit up on the drive over 😂😂😂😂
@Kmc9
Ай бұрын
@deaderthendead041 if you tap the 3 dots on the right of your post you can just edit your comment instead of typing a new one that basically says the exact same thing.
@bombslikesaddam
Ай бұрын
@@deaderthendead041 It is a joke from Harland's act 30 years ago
I see Harland, I click. Can't lose.
Rosenbaum's Rodney impression is insanely accurate!!!
Michael and Harland together, always great.
@Neimonster
Ай бұрын
I'll never forget the "good point" from Zach Galifianakis talk show
Harland throwing the smell of his burp into Michaels face might be the funniest thing I've seen this year
3:26 The look Harland gives the Camera is basically the look all Canadians do after talking to Americans lol
“I’ve been assaulted” was an under appreciated pun. This whole episode I was laughing. Harland is one of the funniest humans created… Rosenbaum I barely knew from here and there. Never really watched Smallville. But he nailed this episode. I came for Harland, but this is one of the best guest pairings ever. Their banter was cracking me up!
@nickmendez5546
Ай бұрын
Same here. Harland was fantastic as expected, and Rosenbaum really surprised me with his impressions! I never knew, lol.
@gavin1401
Ай бұрын
Have you seen him on Harland’s Highway? He’s so underrated especially with how normal he is, like he could be one of the bros. I didn’t realise he wrote the film Back in the Day either tbf lol
Harland Williams made up everything on the fuckin spot and it’s absolutely hilarious.
I wish Rosenbaum would make a return appearance on It's Always Sunny.
@ytuser_3122
Ай бұрын
Bruh, he’d be perfect for that show!
@Z28Blake
Ай бұрын
@@ytuser_3122 he was in the first episode. He robbed the gang
@Stumme-40203
Ай бұрын
Gun Fever 3: Even Hotter Make it happen!
@PierzStyx
23 күн бұрын
I want him and Paul Rudd in a room together and just let them feed off each other.
Harland not answering any questions. 😂
Harland is a cinnamon angel! Gotta love em
@nicholassemelak6224
Ай бұрын
There's nothing to love about children's cinnamon allergies. Fly fly away
@cassidyerickson7408
23 күн бұрын
@@nicholassemelak6224 i have a charity i would like to talk about...
Harland is genuinely one of my favorite people in the world. That guy has been making me laugh for as long as I can remember, and he's such a nice guy. What a treat
@user-zn3cf8kr4r
Ай бұрын
Mr. Nice Guy. lol
Best episode of something’s burning ever filmed. The choking and puking was amazing. Harland is the King!
I could watch Harland glance at the camera crew all day long.
Lmfao Harland is the greatest. making bert cook lick my greasy ass, not eating it, and then laughing at them while they ate it had me in literal tears
Smallville is such a good show! Shout out to Michael!
Berts face when Rosenbaum was gagging sent me into tears 😂
We need more Rosenbaum and Harland together!! Everytime they’re together it’s like mischievous school friends 😂
hold on a sec. did Bert just say "steal-scening" and no one called his dyslexic ass out? 😆
Anything with Harland is a must. And we get his best friend Rosie as well. great episode Burnt Kreischer
Hands down best episode ever! Michael and Harland killed it! Bert getting uncomfortable is always hilarious too!
Michael Rosenbaum is he best Lex Luthor, ill die on this hill
@zackx8005
Ай бұрын
no one but Gene Hackman comes close
@dj_daem0n
Ай бұрын
Rosenbaum has a SUPERMAN poster in his studio signed by Hackman that says, "To the second best Lex". lol
Harland and Michael easily make this the best Somethings Burning ever. Perfect blend of three friends who live on very different frequencies. The whole episode is Michael sort of suspecting Harland is pulling a prank (but also wanting to trust him) and Bert is the perfect clueless foil. Genius.
Mike Rosenbaum be a legend 👌
"i wouldnt have put it my goddamn mouth" harland too funny
Rosenbaum doing Rodney is pretty great!
@DixieNormous9
Ай бұрын
So good. Should gain weight and make a movie
I can’t stop crying laughing. Love you Harland!😂❤
Harland 100% committed to the bit. Legend..wait for it.. dary
It's a tie between theo and Harland that naturally riff off the dome more than anyone. They're jokes come out of left field but if you really pay attention to the joke, you realize it's genius.
3:27 is my favorite part. Harland’s reaction hahahahaa
I've watched comedy since the early 80s and seen the GOATs in action but when you want to snort laughing...Harland is the greatest.
Bert: I knew a guy did so much molly his eyes went kind of cockeyed. Harlan: *Quietly stares cockeyed waiting for the subject to change
Omg I LOVE Harland, too funny! ❤ also I literally COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING when Bert and Michael kept gagging!! How much Harland enjoyed that omg I cannot!😂😂
Harland Williams in rocket man was one of my most favorite movies to watch as a child no joke I still have the VHS tape
I fucking loved the movie sorority boys as a kid, these two are the best.
I love beef tongue (Lengua). The way I was taught to cook it, you slow cook the whole tongue for 8hrs than peel the skin off. Then finish it off in the oven with the juices.
Probably the funniest one yet and I've seen everyone
@theycallmemrboombastic6870
Ай бұрын
You'd know it's about 4 years old then
So glad this was finally uploaded after all these years. “It’s doesn’t have any shellfish in it does it?….No, it’s very giving” haha
@jspaulding4106
2 күн бұрын
How old was this one?
By far the best episode of Something's Burning.
Harlan Williams is the one of Funniest Comedians alive ..so underrated!!
FINALLY THIS VIDEO IS BACK JESUS
36:19 I laughed til I cried and almost drove off the shoulder when they both almost threw up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fantasiafox22
Ай бұрын
HAHAH😂
Nothing better than watching Bert in pain lol
Harland looks like he is in amazing shape. Hell yeah.
Harland was just saying he was allergic to everything lmao
Had to go back and see this was an episode from season 1 when Michael said he was 46! I was like you were born in 1972, you're 51 as of April, 2024! This episode was pre-pandemic. All that said, Loved it!
Bert’s arm is what’s burning this episode lol
This was one of the funniest things I've watched in some time, thank all of you guys for getting together and doing this!
Omg you guys are hilarious 😆 I laughed my ass off😂😂…Harland’s tone of voice makes everything even funnier 😂😂
You should turn that section with the Rodney Dangerfield impression into a short cause that was mind blowing. 🤯
That was such a off the top of the head made up sandwich. He knew it was horrible that's why Harlem refused to eat it. I'm allergic to tongue not beef just the tongue. I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
"It wasn't me!!" I loved that movie as a kid! Lol my brother's and I would quote that movie all the time!
@trentmckenzie1697
Ай бұрын
"Now that was Julie!"
Love this episode!! Thank you ❤
this is the most random episode every and my favorite one. I was dying laughing
This is one of my favorite episodes.
The Rodney impression has me in tears of joy
You can really see Norm through Harlands prank on this show. Straight faced and all 👌
Michael and Harland are the best. It’s hard not to laugh out loud on the train ride home.
Seen all of the burnings. First time watching a reposted episode. Harland is a gem every time, and would like to see Michael in more colabs!
This is epic, I'm going to have to tune in more often, the banter is off the charts
Love you Harland always watch everything you do blessing ❤😅
This was my favourite ep so far. So funny.
Love Rosie from TB! Love Harland from everything! What a POWERFUL combo!
Harland is the oldest 9 yr old I’ve ever seen!😂 chicken chow mein !
Rosenbaums Rodney is awesome
I saw Harland was on and had to click immediately!
Rosie if you read this you were great. So charming, funny, and impressions were on point. See you on Talkville and Inside of You.
Harland Williams is funny af !!! Popcorn.... it goes pop, pop pop, pop in your mouth.... lmfao!!!
Harland is diabolical 😂
Harland got me LOL
This was pure gold 😂😂😂😂
That Rodney impression 😂
Love Michael!
Love Harland!! He is so great. 😂❤
Burnt Kreischer has me dying lol
Alright! Harland’s sooo freaking funny. I can’t believe how quick on the draw he is.
Thank GOD they brought this one back. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Wow. Incredible.
Harland and Bert should do the Harland highway together. They could easily have some fun, but I could also see Harland and Bert doing a similar episode to the Something's Burning backyard one with Ari and Rannazzisi. However, I think Harland would respect the pool tho that one was pretty damn funny. Id say just give them a swan floaties or other silly ones, maybe a flamingo or a pizza slice and/or a pool hoop, and it's a whole new fun thing, Happy summer, yall! Also Bert a pool hoop is always a good investment and probably a write off after any pod ;)
Thanks Harland! ❤
Sorority Boys was one of my favorites! “You’re eating my bosom!” 🤣🤣 my brother and I still quote it regularly
This was a good one😂
I have tears running down my face lmfaooo These dudes are fuckin hilarious
Finally, the best season 1 episode has arrived
How did I miss this the first season. I love Harland and Rosenbaum together.
Wow timing is great.
love these 're-runs" lol also as a Canadian I'm so happy to hear Harland is saving himself for me!! ❤😊
These two are hilarious 😆
Best show ever.
omg im crying, this was the best lol
Never would've thought Rosey would be on this podcast...love it!
So glad this episode has made its return. Was beginning to think I'd dreamt the whole thing. Chicken chow mein!
This one cracked me 😂up
This is one of the best episodes! I want a part two with them on the new season!
This is one of the best episodes lol. I love when Michael starts gagging and Bert looks like he’s going to cry lmao. Also then starting to sing a Christmas song right after.
@Mattslittlesister55
Ай бұрын
Is this old?
@dannydropshot9588
Ай бұрын
@@Mattslittlesister55 yeah I think it’s from 2018.
Going to see Harland this Friday in Toronto & every clip I see gives more reason to get excited
About damn time Burnt Chrysler caught on 😂😅😂😅😂