Nick Swardson, Simon Rex, and Noodle-less Noodles | Something's Burning | S1 E14
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Nick Swardson and Simon Rex reminisce about partying with Paris Hilton, Nick’s writing of Malibu’s Most Wanted, and their Comedy Central web series, Typical Rick. Meanwhile, I attempt to cook a meal according to Nick’s insane dietary restrictions.
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VEGAN, GLUTEN-FREE MINI THAI PIZZAS and THAI KELP NOODLES
Dairy-free
Grain-free
Citrus and fruit-free
Gluten-free
Sugar-free
No seafood
VEGAN GLUTEN-FREE MINI THAI PIZZAS
Instructions:
1. Bring a pot of water to a boil
2. Use a box grater to make the cauliflower rice from 1 head
cauliflower.
3. Add riced cauliflower to water. Cook for 5 minutes to soften.
Then drain in a fine mesh strainer Let cool 5 minutes.
4. Transfer cauliflower rice to a clean dish towel and ring out as
much of the excess liquid as possible. Ring until no more water comes out. Set aside.
5. In a large mixing bowl, prepare the flax egg (1½ TBSP flax meal and 4 TBSP water) and let rest 5 minutes.
6. Then add these things to the cauliflower rice:
a. ¼ TSP salt
b. 3 TBSP vegan parmesan cheese
c. 1 TSP oregano
d. 1 TSP dried basil
e. 3 cloves minced garlic
f. 1 TBSP Arrowroot starch
7. Stir with a mixing spoon or your hands to thoroughly combine.
8. Form into small, ½-inch thick discs, pan fry and drain.
9. Top with pre-made peanut sauce (peanut butter, tamari sauce,
sriracha, fake sugar, ginger) and vegan cheese.
10. Pop in the oven to melt the cheese.
THE THAI KELP NOODLES
1. Drain and rinse the kelp noodles and set aside
2. Saute bell peppers and spinach. Set aside.
3. MAKE THE SAUCE. Combine these ingredients in the blender:
a. 1 can organic full-fat coconut milk
b. 1/2 cup peanut butter
c. 3 tablespoons Swerve artificial sweetener
d. 2 tablespoons organic extra-virgin olive oil
e. 1 tablespoon cilantro
f. 2 cloves crushed garlic
g. 1 red pepper
h. 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
i. 1 teaspoon salt
4. Combine the noodles, sauce, bell peppers and spinach together. Garnish with cilantro
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Nick Swardson, Simon Rex, and Noodle-less Noodles | Something's Burning | S1 E14
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Пікірлер: 474
Nick swardson is one of the most effortlessly funny ppl out there
@Zackaria_sMax
4 ай бұрын
How do you know?
@curlyb
3 ай бұрын
Yikes.
@Tech_-on1ou
3 ай бұрын
Sure, if you're 13.
@brandonforster3719
3 ай бұрын
3:09 💀
@humphreybouvier9381
3 ай бұрын
@@Zackaria_sMaxtrust me… I know
Simon trying to act sober and pretend he’s not tweaking is so fun to watch 😂.
@notagiantseaslug5523
3 ай бұрын
Not me, brings back the pain of long gone multi day coke binges and he looks like he isn’t doing well. Not sure who he is, but he looks like shit.
@ScottLeland
Ай бұрын
How do you know this?
Nick Swardson is slowly turning into his characters from Grandma's Boy and Reno 911 at the same time. 😆 He's so underrated. Why he isn't more famous is beyond me.
@korbindallas4552
4 ай бұрын
I like Nick. His humor is classified as immature or low-brow. He's not particularly popular with people above his age. Those things make him not a popular pick when casting for a big movie.
@smalltownn
4 ай бұрын
Grandma's boy is extremely underrated!
@LordOfTheSteez
4 ай бұрын
It's because he is from minnesota and we are all humble 🤣🤣
@Esotericdactyl
4 ай бұрын
he's bigger than you think. just doesnt overexpose himself like everyone else
@deaderthendead041
4 ай бұрын
Terry was always one of my favorites😂
Simon Rex always looks like he blew some fat rails 😂
Nick just keeps giving Simon that side eye like bruuuh u geeking 🤦🏼♂️ like I feel nick was coked too but he was giving Simon those looks like bruh u blowing our cover 😂😂🤦🏼♂️ legit I feels nick had to stand just to make Simon look less tweaked 😂😂😂
@kylerbuchmiller1203
4 ай бұрын
Omg i swear they are all coked out!!! 😂😂😂😂👏👏🤯 this was fucking hilarious 😆
@jzen1455
2 ай бұрын
Adderall is a helluva drug.
@gherrera73
17 күн бұрын
That wasn't come bro. They may have all partied but Simon did his own thing.... Nick was irritated not worried about no cover.
This episode is so old you could still get Sriracha and Norm was alive.
@stevecapp8996
4 ай бұрын
Sriracha is the best i get it all the time
@WeekendUpdate7
4 ай бұрын
Can you not get Sriracha anymore lol?
@BasedGod-ey5ee
4 ай бұрын
@@WeekendUpdate7 it just came back after like 3 years, and its not the same
@verakoo6187
4 ай бұрын
@@BasedGod-ey5ee tends to be what happens when u fuck ur supplier lol. Just get the Underwood sauces, pretty much the same as Sriracha used to be.
@alikeddy1432
4 ай бұрын
And? lol don’t watch it then dude 😂
Simon: What about you Brett? Bert: It’s “Bert” but that’s ok 😂😂😂
@user-gv7eb8tv5o
3 ай бұрын
Bart Chrysler or Brett for short
Simon tweaking this whole episode
@Idontwant1
4 ай бұрын
I was wondering if he was on Coke or Meth
@tylergardner966
4 ай бұрын
Yo same idk maby coke bc he would really be geeking on meth
@bobkmac
4 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Restless, trying to sound straight...
@hannahadams663
4 ай бұрын
I looked at the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed lol
@yogiman421
4 ай бұрын
Lol he's definitely still geeked from the night before
Nick in the background quietly being funny is the best part
Simon looks so high he’s making meee uncomfortable 😂
@dabeatster420
4 ай бұрын
Cocaine Water. Maybe he's just a bit awkward. Simon deff seemed to be on something opposed to being potentially jetlagged.
@notagiantseaslug5523
3 ай бұрын
@@dabeatster420nope it’s day two of a coke bender. Trust me lol. It’s after the blow stops feeling good but you keep doing it and your still high as fuck but glitchy and feel like shit.
@emelietaylor
2 ай бұрын
Sameeeee
Man, Nick Swardson is HILARIOUS
“The whole time you’re there there are none of these western rules for”……… Nick: “Keeping you safe”. Love this guy
Nick “have you drank cocaine with him? Cocaine on the rocks?” 😂 whaaaat?? Nick kills me
On a scale of 1 to coked to the gills what do you rate simon I rate him a 8 on the coke scale
@Esotericdactyl
4 ай бұрын
watching too many movies bud. some people are high strung
@alanrichards3181
4 ай бұрын
You can even see nick look at him and rub under his nose
@joniii5
4 ай бұрын
Watching too many movies bud?? 🤣🤣🤣 that’s hilarious… hes 100 percent on cocaine…
@XPickle_RiiickX
4 ай бұрын
I specifically came to the comments to see how many other people noticed!
@iizzy5798
4 ай бұрын
Yeah they both coked the F out
What's in that water?! Cocaine!? Lmao! Nick with the truth 😂
@IssHypez
4 ай бұрын
Do people really do that? Lol
@TheSadistNat1on
4 ай бұрын
No, he's hilarious is all@@IssHypez
@IssHypez
3 ай бұрын
@@TheSadistNat1on definitely cocaine
@TheSadistNat1on
3 ай бұрын
u said do people really do that, as in drink cocaine..no, nicks jus being hilarious. ur comment made no sense to mine breh ha@@IssHypez
@IssHypez
3 ай бұрын
@@TheSadistNat1on people prolly do that. Nick is funny I agree.
12:14 had me cracking up 😂 Bert Chrysler won’t text you but he will aggressively FaceTime you at any given moment 😜
Rex still talking while the blender is on kills me lmao
@deaderthendead041
4 ай бұрын
It was harder to watch than Tony hingecliff at heb arena 😅 Simon was tweaking hard the whole episode #cringe 😅
Ive never seen somebody so blatantly high on coke 😂 good lord
@brandonlopez4800
4 ай бұрын
Thanks for letting me know I’m watching now Was just listening This is great!😂
@jzen1455
2 ай бұрын
Simon is acting like how he's always acted. Unless he's almost always on stimulants on camera.
simon went out and had a bump somewhere around the Bhali story
We need a full pod with Bert. Nick and Simon. By far the BEST pod ever.
The way every know and then Simon puts he’s hands on the table to recenter himself he’s Geeked up 😂
I went to a costume Halloween party once and there was a guy dressed as Terry from Reno 911, complete with the roller skates. He stayed in character all night and it was so freaking hilarious. So much love for Nick Swardson.
Nick Swardson doesn’t try to be funny. He just is funny.
Nice timely release of this episode😂
Two of my most favorite comedians - thank you for this ❤
Simon definitely coked up! Lmao wow
@BC-3D
4 ай бұрын
I kept scrolling looking for this comment wondering if I was the only one that noticed lol
@jzen1455
2 ай бұрын
Everyone keeps saying that, but I don't see it. Simon is always inquisitive with child-like curiosity while being wired and laid back at the same time.
Thank you for standing up eventually Nick, it makes Simon seem less wild
@yetinugz4111
3 ай бұрын
Haha I noticed that too
28:19 Rex saying “I wanna wreck it Rolf” in that context is a Fuckin 1000IQ Joke😂😂😂
Haven’t watched one of these in a long time. I saw Nick and had to do it. Such a great ep.
This HAS to be the best and my favorite episode ever 🤣🤣
Anyone else see this man Simon geeked out of his mind??😂
@notagiantseaslug5523
3 ай бұрын
Everyone saw that lol. It’s uncomfortable to even watch.
Something's Burning? Eyes are burning.
this episode was a cult classic, love this series.and every one in this episode made parts of my youth and i want to say thank you .
"And do we eat it?" Simon got me dying over here!!!...then later "If I was at a vegan restaurant, I'd understand." Hahahahaha
"Im not fucking doing shit!" Nick Swardson everyone.
30:36 😂 DUDE i did a **complete gibberish**
30:36 Nick smirks and wipes his nose 😂😂
Best episode so far. Effortlessly hilarious. My type of comedy 👏
Simon Rex needs to put the yay down 🥵. This HAS TO BE my favorite episode I was cracking up
@jzen1455
2 ай бұрын
Everyone keeps saying that, but I don't see it. Simon is always inquisitive with child-like curiosity while being wired and laid back at the same time.
Nick did not seem amused with simon ,dude was tweaking the whole episode, i wonder if it bothered bert too?
@jzen1455
2 ай бұрын
I can't tell if Nick is genuinely annoyed with Simon or they have a brotherly love-hate type of relationship,
*The flinch of Nick as a reaction to Bert's signature interrupting was the best. Swardson is a comic powerhouse. Shout out to Simon. I grew up when dude was on MTV.*
Love these two. Have them back on!
Short and sweet. Got to love Nick and Brett I mean Burt:)
29:34 Don’t breathe that in! Nick: Why? And proceeds to start putting his nose in it 😂
“Why is you’re head like that “ Yeah he definitely on 😅😂
My favorite cooking show!
Simon literally on the ice
This episode had me cracking up LOL
38:25 that's the moment it shows the most
21:19 Rex partied with Paris he's digging for that rock he just annihilated
Love Nick and Rex! Wonder how long ago this was
I've always liked Nick Swardson- I think he's hilarious but I didn't know he was a writer and a screenwriter for so many funny things. I hope he writes some more classics in his time- he's still young. When Simon is going off about Bali or any of the other random shit Nick's face is priceless lol
Grandma's Boy has been my favorite movie for the longest time.
Was hoping this was a new Something's Burning with Nick Swardson, but I suppose I'll take this.
You make me giggle so hard.
Listening to celebrities talk about their therapy ways when I’m stuck with Coors light and weed 😂
Nick and Simon need their own podcast please for the love of god
You can tell when Simon's shit kickef in. Chatty Kathy!😂
Nick is hilarious 😂🤣
Love how even nick asked Simon if there is coke in his water haha
Is Simon burnt out from coke or what lol
@christophersmith3841
4 ай бұрын
There is definitely something going on there . Hard not to see it lol😅
@user-mn3xk7wu9y
4 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same but thought I was being judgmental until he called Bert “Brett” 😂😂
@notagiantseaslug5523
3 ай бұрын
Absolutely. Not even just did a line, it’s the “did an 8 ball to the dome solo last night, and kept it going for the show” vibe.
I am part Basque too like Simon. I had never heard of them until I moved to Boise. There is a big Basque population there. Biggest in the US I believe.
Dirt Nasty is still my all time favorite rapper!!! And I play 3 Loco songs everyday still. ❤
He took nicks whole water 😂
Nick is royalty on the show
How long has this been since it was made
@conburgundy
4 ай бұрын
I've been watching since the very beginning, and my honest guess would be late 2017
@gemmagemma-wx2bs
3 ай бұрын
@conburgundy damn really? I see other comments saying that too. I was just happy to see Simon alive and well-ish 😂 surprised this isn't recent
Do an updated interview with then. They are awesome. Keep up the hard work
I take it back 😭😂😂
Grandmas boy is my all time favorite movie
Malibu’s most wanted is up there with the greatest
23:55 Nick: Why's your head like that?
Adam Ray as Dr. Phil and Bill Burr would be epic!!!
The moment when nick realized Simon is yaked
"Is there cocaine in that water?" - RFLOL
Nick's stand-up special "Seriously Who Farted?" is HILARIOUS. Everyone should check it out.
Wow Nick not even hungry sitting beside Dirt Nasty lmfao. Go do some more powder bois, I’m sure it’ll bring on the hunger 😂😂
@bill-or-somthingbill4390
4 ай бұрын
One of them was definitely skiing
is simon rex on drugs?
@spacejamgoliath
4 ай бұрын
Yes
@LaKenduhJussyPuicey
4 ай бұрын
Cocaine!
@brianciuffreda
4 ай бұрын
Most definitely tweaking
@Zackaria_sMax
4 ай бұрын
Simon Rex doesn't do drugs... I believe you are mistaking him with Dirt Nasty...
@notagiantseaslug5523
3 ай бұрын
Absolutely
Stop touching cold food bret! 🤣
Booze and dairy explanation explains us in Wisconsin. Lol
Forgot how naturally funny nick swardson is. Its 2007 all over again
Oh shit a Dirt Nasty appearance nice!
DIRT NASTY!
Bert’s cooking is always giving someone who shopped 3 weeks ago and made a struggle meal with whatever is left
God damnit Bert on w the show.
Rex def had that glass bottle he transferred the water into laced with some good ass go fast.
Love me some Nick Swardson. So fucking funny.
Legends
The boring party that you’re looking for the exit. 😂
@user-lz2eq7zr9q
Ай бұрын
29:02
@user-lz2eq7zr9q
Ай бұрын
Wow Burt’s worst. Lol 😂
Rex is on one! 😂
@notagiantseaslug5523
3 ай бұрын
So high it’s blatant.
Nick stabbing the pizza😂😂😂😂😂
Yo Simon is making me feel like I did coke.
Simon is the guy you need in a crisis. He’s keeping a level head and finding the positives. While the rest of us are losing our shit.
Thanks bert 😂🎉
"Is there coke in that water?" lol Rex could use a slowdown on his drug use Feeling uncomfortable for Nick from here
@shaneyoung0557
4 ай бұрын
Rex is sooo cracked out. Hard to watch.
@Zackaria_sMax
4 ай бұрын
Dirt Nasty hates cocaine... if he was actually on drugs it would probably be heroin or pills or something crazy
Nick is one of my favorite comics ever! No offense Bert! Everything he writes or does turns into a cult classic!
🤣🤣🤣how bout you bret? 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣it's burt. 🤣🤣🤣
@ 7:45 Micks reaction haha
The pizza 🍕 could have used some more crispy regalia.
The back splash behind the stove needs to be tiled to look like a legit kitchen bubba
Is this from 2015?