Only Burt would buy his own special back, and then put it out for free on KZread unannounced. This guy is great.

@DocOrtmeyer

Жыл бұрын

Hé did that ??? Why ???

@sarvolkskaya

Жыл бұрын

@@DocOrtmeyer for his fans.

@jeanakatherine9369

11 ай бұрын

Didn’t Andrew Shultz do that too?

@imperialstar0063

8 ай бұрын

​@@jeanakatherine9369idk but I'd believe it, he's dope too

@dickrichard626

6 ай бұрын

That's why it's like super monetized playing 2 ads every 5-10mins... 😂 He can make more money from it this way, because YT is actually very lucrative for someone that can get tons of views, watch time and ad views. Much more then a netflix deal.

Knock and scratch joke is amazing made me cry

From depression to my belly hurting and tears in my eyes laughter. Great medication 💚

Bert, thank you. Netflix broke up with me, so this is the first time I have seen you do your thing. Glorious.

@tylerwestman5258

Жыл бұрын

You mean your to broke to pay for Netflix

@littlewigglemonster7691

Жыл бұрын

​@@tylerwestman5258 Naw just sucks dick now. No sense in paying something that you never use

@clownishryooo4790

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerwestman5258 you’re *

@sean_vikoren

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerwestman5258 No. They will not allow me to stream movies.

@JohnJonesBilly

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerwestman5258 also like the entire thing with netflix is that your family could all have it.

Watched the machine movie with my best friends the other day, and it easily became one of my favorites ever. My dad introduced me to you with this special. This special for me is like how you and your dad watch Butch and Sundance. Love you Bert.

Greatest topless comedian alive right now. Best energy for fans. Thanks for all the funny.

@user-mh1ff4wf1n

Ай бұрын

Haha, you mean the only comedian to take his shirt off!!! LoL!!!

Watched this at work while washing dishes, have never laughed so hard 😂

@curlyb

10 ай бұрын

43 people got their meal on a dirty plate. 4 people died from the scum on the forks and knives.

@Jarock316

10 ай бұрын

@@curlyb 😠 I know how to multitask.

@royalvibes4433

10 ай бұрын

Bullshit! BOT ALERT

@frarfarf

7 ай бұрын

you can't be serious

@Trillion_Dollar_Extreme

4 ай бұрын

@@frarfarf I didn't laugh at all

Da Machine. Brett Krishna

@xonicnacx

Жыл бұрын

Burnt Chrysler

@FirstNameJ0hn

Жыл бұрын

Bret Krinstone

@xonicnacx

Жыл бұрын

Bart Kushner

@303TAG303

Жыл бұрын

Bork Crenshaw

@notthechannel2

Жыл бұрын

Found the cool guy comment section 😂😂

Took my little brother to see the movie, we had a great time he had never heard the story and when we got home I saw this was on KZread, perfect time! Thanks bert

Saw the movie last night!!!!! Loved it! Can’t wait to buy it

The whole special! Thank you so much Brett

@jackhopkins5956

11 ай бұрын

Brett Crystals

SAW THE MOVIE YESTERDAY!!!! IT WAS AMAZING!!!

@gusswier3952

Жыл бұрын

I'm jealous!!

@gabriellaneff9227

Жыл бұрын

Right? 😂❤😂

@gabriellaneff9227

Жыл бұрын

**That was directed at Aaron's comment Gus- go see it funny AF 😊

@angelrivera9227

Жыл бұрын

I’ve been wanting to see it….Was it just a few laughs or actually made you laugh more than just 2-3 times thru out the movie?

@42fifty

Жыл бұрын

Nah don’t lie it was terrible 😂😂

Just saw The Machine and it was awesome! Go support so we can have more comedies with our favorite comics! Great job Bert!🖤💛👍🤟✌️

@TheFlyingdeuces

Жыл бұрын

Looking forward to seeing the movie in the UK!

@ShindlersFiist

Жыл бұрын

WE ❤ COMEDY

@Chronicoverburn

Жыл бұрын

I saw it friday.. any news on the numbers?

@brenrei

Жыл бұрын

​@@Chronicoverburn 4.9 million opening weekend

@dandunlap8638

Жыл бұрын

@@brenrei I just read over $8M

Glad you had bonding with your youngest daughter. My youngest daughter is the absolute best ever! Great story, Im laughing and crying at the same time.

@mr.martinez6932

8 ай бұрын

I know this special was made several years ago, so by now Isla is in high school or something... I wonder how that kid is doing. To hear Bert tell it, she sounds destined for special things 😊

Congratulations on your movie! It was fantastic! 🎉🎉🎉

Bert, please put more of your specials on KZread!! you are the only reason I ever had a Netflix subscription 😭 please it would make my whole year if you uploaded more of your specials on here!!

The Machine story is the Stairway to Heaven of comedy. Just epic and never gets old! 😎

@j.a.r.family2576

Жыл бұрын

Never gets old? It's old man, seriously.

@Honkers716

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm bored of that "story" also and all he has left is being an alcoholic. And having alcoholic stories being told about him His kids even make fun of him about it. Baby seal

I just stumbled across this and I'm dying! Funniest dude I've ever heard. I simply have to see him live now. Completely original and as much as he is self deprecating, he has to know how great he is! Probably no chance he ever reads this but Bert!!! You're Amazingly Hilarious! Thank you!!! I needed that.

@Trillion_Dollar_Extreme

4 ай бұрын

Thats cap

You're the greatest man. Been a fan since 1997 you always kicking it like the machine, which by the way is awesome. Thanks for the laughs when I didn't feel like smiling.

I have listened to Bert on tons of podcasts but never heard his stand up! He doesn’t disappoint!!!

Congrats on the movie Bert! I had a great time and also am glad to see your specials moving to YT!

@j.ballsdeep420

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, cause nothing like Bert repeating himself on the few things that worked (albeit complete bullshit)

@dagemervideos

8 ай бұрын

made it 100 likes xd not even reading it, i saw 99 cant have that now right?

@shekelshekelstein2126

8 ай бұрын

movie bombed lol

@FloopidyMcDoopidy

2 ай бұрын

PFF LOL

Can't wait to see it!

Absolutely amazing thank you so much!!

FANTASTIC!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs man!!!!

Congratulations on getting the rights to your special back! I enjoyed the movie, so much fun. I know you don't read the comments (smart), but I wanted to send my Congratulations🎉on all your hard earned success.

I saw Bert a few months ago in Brisbane and he was the greatest act I’ve ever seen

@royalvibes4433

10 ай бұрын

That's because you've never seen anyone else. So, no kidding

Thank you for the video! ☺ ♥

That was great to see again!!!

Congrats Bert!

Congrats on the movie and on posting this to KZread!

Omg! So excited for you to come to Casper, WY! Wish we could party with the machine!

Thank you for this crazy funny show! Had me in tears! Way to go The Machine !!

This is the stand up that convinced me I should try stand up at least once in my life but now that I think I can do a open mic I’m waiting to try an open mic night while Bert is at the mother ship because I have a similar story excluding Russia. Thank you Bert for trying to bring comedy movies and comedy back to our culture. ты машина!!

@sarvolkskaya

Жыл бұрын

I wanna know the story 😂

@mikeysemple9318

Жыл бұрын

Blessings and luck !!

I didn't know he was this funny bruh 😭 I've seen a few podcast episodes but I'll definitely be tuning in more and looking out for specials

@rjrulz327

6 ай бұрын

Everyone is quick to open their flappers and bag on him. I personally don’t get it he is funny! sure maybe not for everyone and that’s just fine but damn the keyboard warriors are real.

@EmpressOfExile206

6 ай бұрын

This special is over 10 years old 😭 (maybe even more like 15) Yes Bert definitely _was_ funny at one point! But there are _very few_ comics who manage to *stay* as funny as when they blew up 💯 Look at other guys that were *massive* at one point like Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Chris Delia, etc. Hell even Kevin Hart's recent specials are 🗑 if you put them side by side with his early stand up‼️ Point is, this was in Bert's heyday when they were literally making movies based on his life and stuff (it was a van wilder or national lampoon movie lol don't remember the title) He doesn't deserve the hate as if he _was never funny..._ But just like *most* comedians who don't move on into a new avenue after a few specials (like TV, movies, etc.) He's _clearly_ past his comedic prime and coasting on the coattails of success from his _former_ relevance 💯

@xXHighRyzeXx

6 ай бұрын

@@EmpressOfExile206 Ah ok that makes sense. I still think his podcast eps are pretty funny but yeah I could see it, this was elite lol

Love ya Bert will get to the movie as soon as I can. Live in small town MN so it’s a bit of a drive to anywhere they are actually playing it.

This was a great act. Loved it and laughed out loud so many time hahahaha, thanks for the work of art

That was awesome-

Absolutely loved the movie big man!!! The theater i went to was completely packed. Bought my tickets a couple months in advance and it was about half full then. A real home run ❤❤❤

I love Bert so much ❤

Sir, you are awesome... Forever

This video more than doubled in views in less than 1 hour. 🎉 👏 Congrats Bert.

Too funny. I have heard this like eight times and this eighth time is still hilarious and has me literally laughing out loud.

@Honkers716

Жыл бұрын

Not me

@N0Sm4rtA55e5

Жыл бұрын

@@Honkers716 I dont think anyone asked for ur opinion but ok

@Honkers716

Жыл бұрын

@@N0Sm4rtA55e5 apparently you don't understand what a comment section is

@jaimemoreno7203

Жыл бұрын

@@Honkers716 Dude ive seen you reply to like 6 different comments shit talking the movie and Bert like if you dont like Bert and his stuff just stfu about it

@Raggyham

11 ай бұрын

Bots

This man is legendary!! As real and raw as it gets!!

Cant wait to see the movie, wish i could see it in theatres but i live 5 hours away from any theatre but i will be buying the bluray I know you wont read this but we all appreciate what you do and congratulate you on achieving your dream

Congrats Bert, you've earned all of this 🍻

from the whole 1hr and 10 minutes show i laughed almost like 50+ minutes my jaw and cheeks got cramps 😂😂😂😂😂

@heyho7892

3 ай бұрын

I read multiple KZread comments saying he was the unfunniest comic so it brought me here

@je__.

3 ай бұрын

@@heyho7892 theyre all just haters.. or people who thinks that their taste in comedy is better than others...

@darklight4815

2 ай бұрын

its true...he's extremely overrated...people mistake his shirtless energy for funny@@heyho7892

Can't wait till your movies on DVD. Instant buy!!!

I found this after the First we feast video. You're something else 😂 I can't wait to watch your movie!!!😅

The movie was great, happy to see comedies on the big screen again

These comments are suspiciously positive…

@SwaneeRL

6 ай бұрын

yeah wtf? hard to believe, suspiciously good like/dislike ratio too

Love this, the movie, and Bert!!

This was absolutely hilarious, great watch!

Gotta love free specials. You're a gangster Burt!

Thanks for the movie it was great. Took about 10 of my friends with me. We loved it. Congratulations.❤

@Vanilla_Sun

Жыл бұрын

Congrats on having 10 friends

@JDBLiveswithCardBoard

Жыл бұрын

@@Vanilla_Sun 😂

We love you Bruce, your movie was great!

If that joke you did about your daughter and getting out of school early is true.... Dude.. I feel for what you are going to have to deal with in her teenage years. ROFLMAO!

Just watched machine last night, 100% will watch again.

Perfect timing to drop this

heard this many times still SPECIAL

Story telling master class.

I watched #themachinemovie in theatre while I was driving across Canada to get back home to the Yukon. The theatre I watched at, in Saskatoon was packed! Your awesome man. Thanks for making us laugh! I really hope your movie does well!

Hey Bert! I saw your movie on Tuesday. Loved it!😂😂😂 Take care,may you continue to be successful and God Bless you and your's!!!😊

Omgsh. My friend sent this to me. And it had me ugly laughing 😂 she is. Ur so awesome “DA MACHINNNE 😂”. Blessed. Christina

Great reminder how funny this special was!! So many negative comments if your not a fan no one is forcing you to watch/comment

Amazing Bert! Loved watching you grow over the years.

Loved it! ❤

We are going to need a sequel 💯

Haha, why is every single comment either this guy isn't funny, or this guy is the funniest, and that's it?

@FortniteGod-nm9ns

2 ай бұрын

Cuz he not funny

@lexiesheikh2393

2 ай бұрын

Seems like comments are also disappearing. 🤔 I'm not seeing any "hate" comments anymore, only supportive ones.

@flemliam5348

Ай бұрын

He's fucking hilarious

@flemliam5348

Ай бұрын

​@FortniteGod-nm9ns then don't t watch it

Released the special for free because the movie is tanking 😂😂😂😂

I’m back here because of the movie. Watched this 10 times already and still enjoy

Im just relaxing in bed watching and I just laughed so hard at you jumping out the plane with Rachel Ray I bounced my head of my wall😂

Dude im watching this while delivering packages. You have my crying laughing all the way to people houses. I had listened to some of your bits and loved them but this was next level!!!

@Honkers716

Жыл бұрын

This is years old. And the joke is extremely boring now. The most we can hope for is Bert 💀 from alcoholism.

@mason96575

Жыл бұрын

I want your job

@lex19xx.

Жыл бұрын

I listen to burt all the time on my routes ! Who do you deliver for ?

@BaneLoki

Жыл бұрын

Knock and then scratch

@2EXTRM

Жыл бұрын

@@lex19xx. FX

I was having a terrible day. You made my day so much better. I love you Machine! Don't get too excited. I'm a dude in my early 30's and not a hot chick.

@dheryagnes8626

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Loved the film, it was fun and exciting. I hope it signals the return of a great comedy era in movies.

The movie was great!

I saw the movie Saturday. So good I'm gonna go see it again this Friday!! Amazing job Bert!

Legend status achieved ❤

Hell yeah this was great, this is the first time ive seen or heard of this guy and i enjoyed every second of it

Good job Bruce!!

Okay berty boy

Worldclass storyteller 👌🏼🙏

Loved it ....

Hilarious! I hardly ever watch standup and even more rarely laugh out loud at something I'm watching by myself and this made me crack up several times, making it an absolute gem as far as entertainment goes. Thank you so much, Bert. I really needed the escape from reality, which hasn't provided much opportunity to be cheerful recently, and you delivered in spades. I almost felt a little sad when I realized it was over, so I subbed and I'm about to go see what other amusements I might find in your catalog.

I think its really awesome Bert put this special out on YT!

Love that ending line 😂 golden

Thanks!

Proud of you buddy!

Damn this was genius and hilarious I truly loved this !

Movie was fantastic!

You only guy made me laugh so much in twenty yrs thank You xxx u r the MACHINE lol

Just went to see the machine. I couldn't be more proud of bert. Everything was perfect! Thank you.

@bertkreischer it never gets old man! Glad to see you at the top of the stand up comedy game!

Waiting for the machine to show up at my theatre hopefully soon !

Gonna watch the movie as soon as I can

I saw The Machine on Memorial Day. Loved it!

BRUCE KREISCHER!

Im putting this in my bookmarks so I can watch it whenever

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE MOTHAFUCKKKINNN MACHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hope the weekend results are favorable!

Phenomenal!!