Meat Prints and Tofu Nuggets with Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass | Something’s Burning | S3 E22
Комедия
Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass stop by the kitchen for some meat prints and tofu nuggets. We talk Todd’s OCD, Sarah’s experience watching porn, and how great a person Mister Rogers was. I make a new take on chicken and waffles, Todd treats us to Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches… and I’m serenaded at the end. All in all, a pretty great day.
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FALAFEL WAFFLES W/ TOFU FINGERS
Falafel Waffles
* Falafel mix
* Beaten egg
* Olive oil
* Water
1. In a large bowl, combine falafel mix, ¼ olive oil and one beaten egg along with water as falafel mix directs.
2. Stir to combine; let sit for 15 min.
3. Spray waffle maker with cooking spray
4. Add heaping tablespoons of batter to waffle maker; close and cook according to waffle maker’s directions.
Tomato / Cucumber / Feta Salad
* Red onion; thinly sliced
* Fresh cilantro leaves
* Fresh parsley leaves
* Lemon juice
* Red wine vinegar
* English cucumber
* Cherry tomatoes
* Feta cheese
* Olive oil
1. In a food processor, pulse cilantro, parlsey, lemon juice, red wine vinegar, and a dash of black pepper.
2. With the machine running, add ¼ cup olive oil.
3. Transfer to a large bowl with sliced cherry tomatoes, thinly sliced red onion, feta, and cucumbers.
4. Toss to coat veggies; set aside.
Crispy Tofu Fingers
* Extra-firm tofu
* Veggie broth
* Nutritional yeast flakes
* Soy Sauce
* Ground cumin
* Onion powder
* Garlic powder
* Milk
* White vinegar
* AP Flour
* Flaxseed
* Salt
* Cornstarch
* Paprika
* Canola oil
1. Press tofu to drain out water
2. Combine veggie broth, nutritional yeast, soy sauce, cumin, onion powder, and garlic powder to make marinade; mix well
3. Pour marinade over cut / cubed tofu; let sit for 30 min
4. Whisk together milk, white vinegar, AP flour, flaxseed, and salt to make batter.
5. Combine AP flour, cornstarch, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and salt for the breading.
6. Pour canola oil into skillet and set over medium heat.
7. Take tofu out of the marinade and roll into breading mixture.
8. Remove and transfer to the batter; roll to coat.
9. Remove and place back into breading mixture; roll to cover.
10. Place tofu into hot oil and fry about 4 min, until golden and crispy.
Tzatziki Sauce
* Grated cucumber
* Whole milk Greek yogurt
* Lemon Juice
* EVOO
* Grated garlic
* Sea salt
* Chopped dill and mint
1. Gently squeeze moisture from grated cucumbers
2. Combine all ingredients; chill for service.
To Plate
1. Dish out cucumber salad onto bottom of plate
2. Top with falafel waffle, then tofu fingers
3. Drizzle tzatziki sauce over.
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It's down right criminal that I EVER forget how much I love Todd Glass. That man is a damn National Treasure.
@BPH55
15 күн бұрын
Seeing his face just makes me smile.
@matthewhunter7188
11 күн бұрын
He really does deliver every time. And Sarah is a legend.
I love Todd Glass so much. I watch almost all of these episodes, but I couldn't click on this one fast enough. What a gem of a man.
When Bert is cry laughing he looks like a grown up Chunk from The Goonies
@deaderthendead041
19 күн бұрын
😳yyeeeEESSSS! 😅
@matthewperdun9312
18 сағат бұрын
Now that’s all I’ll be able to see
Wow, I remember when they appeared on Doug Benson’s show “Getting Doug With High” years ago and now reunited years later on Bert’s show for food this time instead of 420 😂😂😂.
@krisperry710
12 күн бұрын
If you watch them back to back it seems like they went and got munchies
Sarah silverman is amazing 🤣 Her joke she did about her sister getting wasted at college is one of my favorite jokes ever written. It's crafted so well and the punchline in such a serious sounding story just sweeps your feet out from under you because you don't see it coming. Gotta see her live. 🤣
I was the Director of Photography and editor of the 1997 Todd's Coma video. I just found it on KZread kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIaZtY-ae7Ond7w.html. I don't have a copy of it. It was filmed at a small theatre space in Hollywood which was run by HBO if my memory is correct. Sarah was in it and lots of other celebrities and comedians. I just shot the stage portion and edited the memories/sketches into the film. Todd and a couple of his collaborators came to my house in the O.C. to watch the edit at night. It was an interesting experience.
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
Intellectually interesting or BUTT-FUCK interesting???🤔
I so badly wish todd an Sarah would start a podcast..
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
I just wish Sarah had guests on hers, EVERY FUCKIN' BODY would do it, because she's THE BEST!!!👍
@dylanmeadows7061
12 күн бұрын
Ya, tbh I kinda forgot about hers. But ya I agree she's awesome an id watch that too.
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
@@dylanmeadows7061 "Ya here that Sarah, I'm coming to join ya honey, with ONE viewer for your podcast!!!" 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
It's a whole nother show...everyone gets high and then tries to come up with food ideas and then make it 🤣 This episode was amazing!
@stephaniehalloran4447
15 күн бұрын
Full on agree 😂❤❤❤
3 friends getting high and being silly could be my favorite thing ever. When Todd put on his suit jaket high to talk about pop tarts I was dead. Also, im not sure ive seen a person laugh so hard they turned purple like Bert. 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Todd and sarah are such legends. They seem so cool to
Thank you Bert and the Squad!! Bad ass episode 💯
"Helen Keller was very vocal" 😅😭
@deaderthendead041
19 күн бұрын
I've got so many politically incorrect jokes right now😅
Mad respect for both of these artists! Silverman's career is absolutely insane. SNL? Mr. Show? School of Rock (as the straight man, no less)? Disney Princess Venelope? Steel Panther Music Video? and on and on and on and on! And Todd Glass; gay, dislexic, Jewish?! Save some hurdles for the rest of us, sir! fr tho, Glass is one of the most solidly consistent comedians I know.
@BasedGod-ey5ee
19 күн бұрын
She reminds me of Dave Chappelle...wasnt she on My Best Friends Girl? Early 2000s nostalgia is hittin hard
@alexderoche1861
19 күн бұрын
Just as I read "School of Rock" in your comment, she said "Dewey" in the video (9:12), which was Jack Black's character's name in School of Rock. That was weird lol 😂
@deaderthendead041
19 күн бұрын
She also did an episode of star trek voyager
@deaderthendead041
19 күн бұрын
I love that sarah Was like a supporting mother figure To todd the whole episode & Todd has always been hilarious in my opinion
@crowe9385
18 күн бұрын
I could watch stoned Sarah converse with Bert and Todd all day. She is legit hilarious from her reactions, to her wit. It’s just perfect
Todd I am right there with you. I have the bed made and I have another blanket I use on top of the made bed.
Top notch guests, huge fan of both. And the always funny Bert Kreisher! Great episode but could your next guest be a cookbook? Damn weird food sometimes, he he he... 😁😂
Okay Bert. Legendary episode. Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) and Dr. Phil (Dr. Phil). The only two guests. For food, smash burgers
@PowerHouse1987
18 күн бұрын
OMG this would be amazing
@oli.y
4 күн бұрын
Hope Bert sees this 😂😂
I like the idea of a double pop tart, and also a crunchy thin version, they sound great.
Todd Glass makes my heart smile! 😊👉❤
😂 Todd at 9min 59sec looks like Frankenstein 😂😂😂
100% agree about the Berber carpet comment. I thought I was the only one that hates footprints on carpets. Very relatable stories. Great episode. Love Sarah S ❤
When Todd said he sleeps on top of his made bed. LOL I automatically thought of Orange is the New Black. Just make your bed. sleep on top w/ an extra blanket then you never have to make your bed LOL Classic
The head twist upon lighting the doobee, classic SARAH!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
Sarah is in her 50s!! Comedy, laughing really does keep you young !
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
Sarah has BLACK in her, or at least has had some BLACK in her, either way she's aged VERY WELL!!! Her childish CHARM is what does it though!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Great episode. Double stuffed pop tart rant was fantastic
what a great surprise but what're the chances the original episode with Todd Glass get's re-uploaded? one of my absolute favorites
Eyebrows and a mustache…she’s so talented!
Burt, your guests are amazing love the both of them❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@deaderthendead041
19 күн бұрын
I was familiar with sarah sooner , but I remember learning About todd glass from tosh.0 When he would do his bits
Hell yeah two legends of comedy 🔥
@thacoolbean
19 күн бұрын
The cameramen
@BasedGod-ey5ee
19 күн бұрын
Bert and Bart🙌
@seas1nbv318
19 күн бұрын
Three
@SethHixie
19 күн бұрын
@@seas1nbv318Absolutely not. Two legends and an alcoholic obese man.
Todd's a great guest, but OMG Sarah! Love her energy. Great hang Brent.
The koolade powder on the hand is genius
Sarah has such an emotive face she's a joy to watch
Sara eating the pop tart had me 😂
Thanks Sarah, my daughter covered her door in lotion and this makes it a lot funnier 😄
The best part is seeing Bert eat his pop tart haha
Definitely one of the best ones.
Ive seen todd at helium in philly 4 or 5 times and next time hes there so am i, hes puts on such a fun show
Speaking dolphin and camouflaging yourself like a chameleon at the same time is a heck of a trick
They are all great but this episode made me laugh the most since Santino and Von! Great episode ❤
peanutbutter on a spoon with syrup over top is really good also .... todd...... love from hamilton ontario canada
Sleeping on the made bed makes sense to me. I thought I was alone on this one.
@BasedGod-ey5ee
19 күн бұрын
Its for naps...
Sarah Silverman showed up cosplaying the Redman: doc’s the name album cover.
I was really hoping Todd was gonna put the duck call in the weird whistle, that would sound ridiculous 😂 Another great episode 👏
need more Todd Glass in our lives!
I’ve slept on a made bed for 2 years now and it is life changing
“I thought Helen Keller and Anne frank was the same person”.. “Do u realize how terrifying Helen Kellers life must’ve been?” Anne Frank: 😶
Please add the mop in space bit on the Fat Astronaut movie
Sarah Silverman is one of the best for suuure
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
ABSOLUTELY!!!👍
I just hit the point where Bert is beat red. 😅
YEAAAAH! I fuckin' LOVE Todd Glass. I just heard him on the AFE podcast a few weeks ago. God I would love to see Bert do an episode of All Fantasy Everything. I'm sure Bert has at least met one of the guys, and Shane Torres (frequently on AFE) had a special put out on this channel.
One of my favorite episodes of all time.😂
Thanks Todd, agreed. Sleep on a made bed pull a comforter in a duvet over you. Only have to wash the duvet. 👍👍👍
i slept on a made bed at the corrections academy lol pain in the ass getting those corners perfect for inspection.
Bert always gets history like 60% right...
Todd would CRUSH on QVC, he just sold me a new mop
Todd Glass is the best 👏🥳 I love the line in a sketch he did once.."Did you see the look on her stupid pregnant face?!" Lol hilarious 😂 I think it was a Tosh.0 bit 🤔
I love Sarah Silverman so much, I clicked on this despite Todd Glass.😄
Omg this was hilarious 😂 and Todd …pitch your whistle to QVC man🤣
Find someone who looks at you the way Sarah looks at Todd.. all the love!
I haven't seen anyone throw an xl napkin over their head to sneeze...ultra cute on Sarah's performance.
Glad to see Sarah’s cosplaying as Bobby Lee this summer
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
I thought it was Parapa the Rapper wear, guess that's the same thing!!! 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
Bert's getting jacked, Todd is so loveable, and Sara is still the most beautiful woman. I loved this episode.
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
AGREED!!!👍
I remember when they had a smoking section in the back of the airplane for US flights like Atlanta to New York when New York to California or Chicago to New York
Good show finally. I'll resubscribe.
Sarah is amazing!!😊
How and why did Bert’s skin color keep getting darker as the episode went on?? 😂😂
@colinlapierre7497
16 күн бұрын
Something’s burning… don’t you know 😂
@dannydropshot9588
15 күн бұрын
His liver slowly dying lol
What a concept... Get your guests high, they get the munchies... feed them tofu! 😅
Bring me all the browns 😅, I love it, but be careful Bart, this Colombian approves 😂
Why is the video quality so low? We need these in the highest quality possible!
Sarah's dressed JUST LIKE Parapa the Rapper, "Kick punch, it's all in da mind!!!"😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
“Cesar had his Brutus, George the first his Cromwell, and may George the third learn from this example “
I love the whistles Todd! What's the first whistle called?
I sleep on a made bed as well with a small throw blanket if I need it as well lmao. My ex’s thought I was weird when I would tell them to stop when trying to get under the actual covers of my made bed lmfaooo
Funk N Waffles in Syracuse has been serving Falafel Waffles for almost 20 years….
Helen Keller walks into a bar ... then a chair ... then a table
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
Then MY COCK!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
"Dear God, please protect us... from your followers" amazing :)))))
Digging the RR Express hat! I go to their games and get at least 1 new hat every time
I met Garry Shandling in Tucson AZ, at a wedding, but I was so young then lol - sometime in the 90's
Bert might be the only remaining Ron Artest fan. 🤣
Great episode…..thanks big guy💚💚💚
Sarah: I'm not good at improvising... Oh, please.
Sarah Silverman is somehow oddly underrated. I've always had kind of a crush on her.
@tangibleterror2421
16 күн бұрын
Same. I find her hilarious and adorably beautiful.
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
Kind of a crush.... she's a FUCKIN' GODDESS!!!😍😍😍
Hate to make Bart’s head any bigger but his arms… he’s actually looking pretty good, not just seeing it in his head 😆
Great show.
Imma tell my kids that this is Bert with Ethan and Hila from H3H3.
This was so good. I cried laughing
1:05:17 Make a fork that can grab the food like a little fist? Bert that's called a hand😂
I've learned something: The degree to which Bert/Tom content becomes kosher is in direct proportion to how little interest I have in it.
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏 Outro your comment with Curb your enthusiasm's intro!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯
@ghhg2890
8 күн бұрын
@@himoragenma6416 I dont think I'm allowed to post on their stuff anymore on the YMH channel lol Apparently Tommy Bunz got upset when I started asking if he thought it was appropriate to be platforming Uncle Jimmy and his mid-20s trans "wife", while raising two sons of his own.
@himoragenma6416
8 күн бұрын
@@ghhg2890 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏 WOOOW, you're a MADMAN, that's what the fools will say!!!👏👏👏
@ghhg2890
8 күн бұрын
@@himoragenma6416 Man, can you imagine Tom and Bert having to field that question live on a show? Now THAT would be comedy!
@himoragenma6416
8 күн бұрын
@@ghhg2890 Thought you hit em with it, I misunderstood, yeah that would be HILARIOUS 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
LOVE Todd Glass!!!!
lol this show is always so loud. One click and of course Todd Glass is immediately belting
I've had a crush on Sarah since the 90s
I have not actually laughed this hard in so long. Silverman is My kinda comedy. She is the ideal girlfriend.
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
Ideal WOMAN/WIFE, PERIOD 😍
This one was very good
Todd making a dessert and not explaining what it was! 🤣
31:58 I've seen every episode of this show. That's the first time any shot has used this angle.
@mikeyswag123456
19 күн бұрын
I noticed the camera there at the beginning. I was wondering if it would be used. Honestly it's not a great shot.
@nickcutler3802
19 күн бұрын
@@mikeyswag123456 no it's not but it is unique
I saw the thumbnail and I thought that was Bobby Lee on the left
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
Nah no funky shades!!!😁
Todd, I'm sorry about your mom passing. I envision my own mom passing and I cry.
Add Bert to the list of comics that have showed Sara their meat 🥩
@BasedGod-ey5ee
19 күн бұрын
Ahhh, her and Louie were cool, cmonnn
@Techn9que
19 күн бұрын
@@BasedGod-ey5ee Lol she didn’t seem to mind here either. One of many reasons why she rules
@himoragenma6416
12 күн бұрын
@@Techn9queEXACTLY!!!✋
I love todd glass so much 😂😂❤️
Berts face is redder than the most red tomato ever at the end
Ive never heard a more self conscious person in my life everything Todd would say he followed it up with oh edit that out or honesty i didnt write this LOL amd i promise ill make this quick