Thanks for having us on Bert. Hawk vs Wolf vs Machine coming soon!!

@user-bm7mo2ck6r

9 ай бұрын

How is this not top comment

@mynameisntleo

9 ай бұрын

All three of these dudes riff so easily, recording it should be a must-have. They're all just genuine. Not a scripted talk show. Love it. It's not in person, but they all give a "hanging out and bullshitting" vibe we've all had. It's great. Awesome episode.

@POCKETS2DEEP

9 ай бұрын

I want to see you guys on again.

@alexmillhollin8301

8 ай бұрын

Cut and chopped. Still amazing content.

@JustinCase-555

8 ай бұрын

Ok…I can’t be the only one who wants to know… @HawkvsWolf Soooo…Tony…How did your “Rich People Ice” turn out?! …and Jason-CLASSIC Gift Giving style! Oh, I get it…I’ve been so STOKED about a gift I’ve gotten someone that, in my head, it might as well have been your words out of my mouth❤. Lastly… I may or may not have said something very similar to “I am low key jacked…Feel my fucking arm. Just feel my arm. Just feel my arm”…ehhh, in my adult life-time 💪🏼👈🏽 😂😂 Great Show fella’s-GREAT show!

“He walks around like he’s lost in a library” is one of the funniest things Bert’s said

@orionalexander_

9 ай бұрын

Someone probably said it to Bert because he's a master recycler😅

@ScreaminSavior

9 ай бұрын

Agreed! I got a great chuckle out of it and I loved seeing Tony holding his stomach.

@jwarchild

9 ай бұрын

Hahaha totally agree! Shit had me breathing backwards

Jason Ellis telling Bert is full of it without Bert actually noticing is pure gold.

@ianlibby2410

9 ай бұрын

Dude I love that Ellis straight up told him that all his friends say he's a liar and he immediately deleted the file in his brain

@PsychoBeast017

8 ай бұрын

I feel like he acknowledged it and was laughing about it my self lol Bert says himself that he over inflates stories to make them funnier or more interesting or just over inflates himself up to make it more interesting . I’d say it’s worked pretty well

You and Joe List need to go on “taste buds” and battle Pizza vs Thai Food! 😂. You guys have a real food battle lol

@Tomhanksgiving

9 ай бұрын

This is a GREAT idea.

@jonathanyepes7387

9 ай бұрын

This is the one

@christianscacchetti9178

9 ай бұрын

Don’t you *EVER* say you wanted Tai food!

@McCandlessMike45

9 ай бұрын

I can't believe their entire beef is over Joe wanting pizza and Bert not comprehending not everyone wants what he wants at all times lmao

@brandorobot

9 ай бұрын

@@McCandlessMike45 It's a combination of that and Brad wanting to be the one who get's all the attention for being the guy who got food for everyone. So someone else decided to also get pizza and that takes away from his moment.

What I love about Tony Hawk is he gives off the vibe of a family friendly clean person but doesn’t revere or shy away from crude topics if they come up. He’s not trying hard to be clean, dirty, or anything. He just is and is accepting of the flow.

@LyssaDenise

9 ай бұрын

His vibe is immaculate

@shelbyseitzinger927

9 ай бұрын

definitely a vibe resonator. He's like type 0-. compatible with all vibe types

@mattw6705

9 ай бұрын

He's Bones Brigade

@masondeshotel2009

Ай бұрын

steez.

@snes.chalmers11-29

15 күн бұрын

Love that he referenced Super Troopers

Jason just calling bert out on lying is the best 😂😂

@GeorgePetron-gk2bs

8 ай бұрын

What’s the time stamp?

Bert: "You still with your chick?" Jason: "No, in the middle of a divorce" Bert: "I liked her a lot" Jason:"...yeah me too"

@cptmuska

9 ай бұрын

truth...

@jzen1455

9 ай бұрын

*Bert changes subject quickly and talks about himself*

@markjohnson-rz2sc

9 ай бұрын

That one hit hard. I think Bert did a good job getting off it.

@FlexStudioPL

9 ай бұрын

Bert is smarter then we think. He switched convo. very fast good for him ;)

@DavisD814

9 ай бұрын

“You want me to cry on this show?” 😂

Bert is the master of asking a guest a question and then answering that question for the guest.

@ilike2watch66

9 ай бұрын

This is so true, but one thing I’ve noticed is how great Bert is with coming up with the most random and off the wall type of questions.. Nobody else would of just so casually asked Jason multiple questions about butt fucking, and made it funny but also being genuinely curious.. his brain works so differently and It gets people to open up and talk about things that you don’t hear in other podcasts..

@funkk

9 ай бұрын

Like Brenda

Jason could not be more nice of a human. Beyond honest and considerate literally all the time.

@dannotwalruslarkin9324

9 ай бұрын

Jason takes an ass whooping from leaning in to his honesty about himself too hard from his SiriusXM/Stern days. He rode that train to stardom at the time but gave no consideration to privacy having some value. Ellis is awesome, I feel for him for being a real honest, genuine person while not being afraid to explain how he sucks personally. I wish people could respect that.

@-Ricky_Spanish-

9 ай бұрын

Jason's great, I'll always watch him on anything. I tend to find Bert a little annoying, but he's at least nice and respectful. The way Jason is treated on some pods, like he's some circus sideshow, is kind of sickening.

@TheJasonEllisShow

9 ай бұрын

Thank you!!

@RoguePlanetSounds

9 ай бұрын

@@-Ricky_Spanish- I agree, dude's so talented, don't know how you could dislike em. Such a legendary skater and a good martial artist, man has done a lot with his years on Earth.

@Mperkins813

9 ай бұрын

My comment was trying to say exactly this. The guy is just classy lol

Ellis eating the scalding hot food is hysterical.

@brandonallen2228

9 ай бұрын

I was cryin laughing "Jason that's gonna be hot" followed by Jason breathing fire😂

@PaulMeranda

9 ай бұрын

51:25 - went back to see this just because of this comment hahah, i missed it watching thru the episode initially

Ellis: "you look like cooking is hard" I lost it😂😂

@tmac9418

9 ай бұрын

That part got me too.

Honestly, Jason and Bert talking about balancing those two voices in their heads was an incredible insight. I’ve had problems with being a bullshitter, and hearing Bert, the king of bullshitting, talk openly about being full of it and laugh at himself for it healed something in me. At the heart of things we just want to be liked, sometimes to the point that it makes us less likable. Jason does it by being honest to a fault, Bert does it by bullshitting to a fault. But the reality is, their friends love them in spite of those flaws

Jason is so..endearing? Idk the words but hearing he had a penthouse model gf doesnt surprise me in the least. Who tf is so thoughtful to bring a gift like that? I love this guy

I adore both Tony and Jason. They’re an incredibly funny and lovable duo. Stay strong Jason. I’m sorry about the loss of your cat and the divorce.

Jason is ultimate king energy. Pure, raw and sweet. I’ve been loving his appearances across the podcast universe!!!!

Tony hawk laughed at me at the St Louis boom boom huckjam some years back I tried to jump a guard rail and biffed it completely. Smashed my tests and everything, It was hilarious to look over and see Tony Hawk pointing and laughing at me. My proudest wipeout.

@olig7336

9 ай бұрын

That’s awesome

Jason Ellis is hilarious. He always apologizes to Tony before he talks about any gay shit.

@dannydropshot9588

9 ай бұрын

It makes me laugh so hard when he’s like “Sorry Tony” like a little kid 🤣

I love Jason’s laugh

Ellis is always so fun!

The way that Tony Hawk is circulating the comedy scene is priceless, dude's a gem!

I love how Tony Hawk just listens and responds with intent. A stand-up individual for sure.

Tony slumping down casually trying to get bart to stop talking about how he's the goat 😂😂. 'no no I'm just like you guys'

Bert not knowing Tony was bagel bites in the early 2000’s is crazy haha what a missed opportunity to make bagel bites. But it’s even funnier that he is making the rival pizza rolls lol

"Tony loves whiskey." 5 minutes later Bert, "tony do you drink?"

Ellis dropped the 'red dragons' when the glass smashed 😂 42:00

@anthonyrude6498

10 күн бұрын

That was golden!

Easily one of the best episodes! I love how humble Tony and Jason are.

Glad Jason and Tony weren't afraid to tell Bart he lies a lot. Hopefully Bret can reel in his drinking so his memory can come back.

@txtacos817-3

9 ай бұрын

It was awesome right away

@cwa3888

9 ай бұрын

Bart lol. Take care love. Maybe bret can learn to spell... Lol

@kushrant7833

9 ай бұрын

You guys need to worry about yourself Bert’s killin it can’t believe the hate for him he’s not a bad guy

@ceedubyuh2459

9 ай бұрын

@@kushrant7833 I don't know who "Bert" is, but Bart needs to be knocked down a few pegs some times.

@mandyfischer3133

5 ай бұрын

Right exactly, were all adults do what makes you happy, it's drinking omg how about everyone have fun the way they like because we're not going to be on this earth forever. Stop judging and find your fun

Best guests to have I love them together😂😂❤

Tony Hark doing the 900 for the first time is one of the top 10 moments in all of sports.... I don't think he could ever understand, he changed the fucking world that day.... everyone who saw that instantly realized that so much more was possible than they ever imagined... it changed the course of human history!

My 3 favorite people combined i love it. BERT TAKE ELLIS ON THE ROAD WOTH YOU PLEASE HE DESERVES IT !!!

Watching a cooking show while they have a serious conversation about shitting is probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen!

Been waiting a long time for jason and tony to appear on this show and they did not disappoint in the least

always loved Somethings Burning since I found it and Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis have been all over my youtube feed lately with their podcast. Just got back into Tony Hawks pro skater on the switch as well!

Bert after Jason tells him he can do anything he wants to him..”Is it getting hot in here?” Hahahaaa

Not me having the same realization as Jason that Bert does indeed knows what he’s doing and he can cook. But been watching this show since season 1 😂

EAR MUFFS! Hawk with the epic reference! Lmfao!

love jason ellis he's so funny and genuine and brings a smile everytime I see him on a pod I follow. Tony and him seen so polar opposite as well beyond the skateboarding and always thought that it was so cool they were friends

I’ve been a fan of Jason Ellis and Tony Hawks for over 20 years and love that Jason is a stand up comedian now because my two favorite worlds have collided ❤what a great episode this was! Jason you are hilarious and your back and forth with Bert was great!

Nahh the speed that Bert looked up at Jason when he said "I wanna get b***fucked" was a bit alarming but has me laughing so damn hard😆🤣

This was a good episode, watching Tony in almost every conversation wanting to say "I'm good" was making me laugh. Bert & Jason talking about any and every thing.

Let's goooo with that hitter Baby Walrus!!

17:37 "I wanna try this before it gets watered down." T Bird stepping in to dial it back and get comfortable again.

Didn’t Jason say he was sober? And he just drank Bert’s whiskey?

"I was touching a goat yesterday and it reminded me of Bert"😂😂gah damn Jason is even funnier than I thought🤣🤣🤣

Tony is a true icon

@Joe-oj4rh

9 ай бұрын

You are too baby

@shortsbytommy

9 ай бұрын

tony is a true homosexual

@Carryusaway_

9 ай бұрын

Legend

@HF1.0

9 ай бұрын

@@shortsbytommyProjecting hard huh?

4:26 when they start calling out Bert 😂. It’s one things when comics point it out but when extreme sport athletes call it out it it’s next level funny.

It’s the fact that Bert constantly serves himself and tastes everything before the guests 💀

I love the opposite dynamic between Tony and Jason and it always blows my mind how they’re such good friends. lol. Tony is so laid back, doesn’t want to be the center of attention but handles the pressure so good. Jason is wild and you never know what his next sentence is going to be and he loves being the center of attention.

@curlyb

9 ай бұрын

Cool summary! Original take on their relationship!!!! :)

@CHOPSZOOKER

6 ай бұрын

Yin and yang.

Jason & Tony should be regulars in Bert's kitchen. This was great

They just described your highness for Bert’s Russel Crowe movie 😂😂😂😂

Bert says "goats find god" and all I can think is the cake song that goes "sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell"

This is the best show with Bert on it imo. I think he brings more care and thought to it.

Bert's little song and dance after smashing up the kitchen...lol..."and I'm bleedin!"...

HAHA that super troopers reference from tony. love it, used to be on of my favorite scenes xD

Hawk vs Wolf is a decent podcast in my opinion... I have listened to most episodes and enjoy it in the background at work.

@RandysDirtyBurger

9 ай бұрын

exactly. it’s a perfect background pod, it’s definitely not something to seek out as soon as they drop. jason and tony are perfect for each other though podcast wise. i’d love a movie between them

"You look like cooking is hard" "The way i do it it is" 😂😂😂😂

This is one of the BEST episodes ever, poor Tony Hawk

Crazy Bert mentioned Bagel Bites, when Tony was almost their spokesperson for a while!

Thank you!!! Needed this before work.

At one point jason says he'd be down to get sucked by Burt. Burt proceeds to get super sweaty, mumble, cut himself & generally fall apart. Hilarious

This is by far the best episode I’ve seen! Non-stop laughter throughout. Love this duo!!! ❤

Hands down your best episode I love the vibes great episode guys

My band played MTV's Chiller Beach in like 2002 in San Diego and got a chance to meet Ellis, he was a nice dude.

I haven't laughed that hard for years. Thanks Boys. Good cookin Berty Boy xo

Love you Bert. Thank you very much for doing all you do. What a great episode

42:20 Tony asking if the pieces can be glued together shows he has a caring spirit. What a good dude!

Wanna do "special whiskey?" (Jason Ellis just saying he cant drink, if he does only one.) "I wanna do special whiskey!" 😂

8:46 that was quick turn around 😂😂

Ive been waiting for this! Ever since Jason was on your insta! Love it.

Thanks for the great content!

Jason "She did not say that." haha

I love how the food is on fire and they are still huffing in down. Must be good. ❤

Love this episode!!

Needed to see tony and jason on here, what an ep

that viper room crowe story lol- seriously russell crowe needs to be in machine 2 °°° big ups on another good episode

Bert’s next comedy special: I’m sneaky athletic

Tony doing the 900 is in my top five sports moments of all time and I don't even follow skating. That's the definition of a goat, someone so great they transcend Thier sport or profession because of how dominant they are.

This was one of the best episodes!!!!

It is about time for a Tony Hawk Biopic. Needs to be done

Jason...."😮if i pass out I can't feel the cold"😅😅😅

"You don't wear an apron?" Lol he barely washes his hands.

I think Bert is so successful because of his personality. I just love watching him on screen. I don't care what it id I know if Bert is there Ill have a smile on my face and wanting more in the end. Wish he could see what everyone else sees in him because he deservers it

its an awesome concept of a show bert.. keep it up 🔥

8:47 😂😂 20 seconds earlier "no you can drink in front of me its not a problem"

*Burt licks his finger* "nomnoomnomnommmmmnom" - Everyone looking at him as he opens a new bag of cheese and sticks the finger right in there lmao. I'm not really a Bert fan but I do enjoy this show of his so I am a "partial fan"

This was a great one with all these epic people.

Oh hell yeah the Birdman and Ellis on Somethings Burning! Stoked for this one!

Will watch anything with the hawk and the wolf! Even this.

Great episode!

3 of my favorite, been waiting a month since I seen the trailer.

My Grandmother just passed and I’m going through all the pics and memorabilia that she had from my Great Grandmother. They lived in LA during the rat pack days and going through all the old LA stuff is pretty cool. Especially because they were I bit in the Hollywood scene back then

You guys ever hear Jason’s story about the baby up the butt? Literally funnier than a lot of comics out there

lmao Tony, "He made it his life's mission to make clear ice out of..... like.... well.... ice." 07:10

Most real conversation Love Tony hawk Jason and bert Just be real!!

I cant Believe Jason actually got the "Rich Guy" Ice Ball Maker 🤣

I love seeing Tony hawk on podcasts like this now that im 25, but when i was a kid he was the best skater. I love this

These 3 together are awesome.

Jason: I don't drink Bert: do you wanna do special whiskey Tony: Bert: do you wanna do special whiskey Jason: I do yeah 😂😂😂😂

Hell yeah, this might be the best episode yet hawk versus Wolf

LOVE Hawk Vs. Wolf! this was a great surprise to see! hoping Bert will end up being a guest on their podcast sometime in the future.

@jspaulding4106

6 ай бұрын

It happened. Hawk v. Wolf #116