SEASON 1 IS BACK BABY!!! Every other Tuesday we'll be releasing an episode from the vault...who do you want to see next?

@higherstandard710

9 ай бұрын

Bert verse Joe list on taste buds!!! Pizza vs Thai! Let’s go! This will be close I bet!

@pronjoffitt9141

9 ай бұрын

donald trump

@rbourgoine1

9 ай бұрын

its about time

@dinotrevino5497

9 ай бұрын

Donnell

@JorTron4000

9 ай бұрын

The fact they all got removed and you replaced it with episodes like Meghan Trainor and Chad and JT is the biggest slap

You know you realize how weird everything is when Theo is clearly the most normal

@topesmcgoat

9 ай бұрын

This episode is like a 3 year old babysitting two 2 year olds and I have no idea who’s who.

@meenak5792

9 ай бұрын

Bro that’s a fact 😂😂😂

@crisporras16

9 ай бұрын

Not according to that whipped cream can.

@ev446

9 ай бұрын

best moment 31:51

@rafabar6652

9 ай бұрын

"you know you realize" is even weirder

Theo still caring about the staff is dope, saying look at all the people we’re gonna feed. My guy.

@Itsalexusblack

8 ай бұрын

Kinda torturous for the crew to not be rewarded with food in my opinion

@tkdchamp2010

6 ай бұрын

​@@Itsalexusblackyou gotta be a snowflake if you think that even background characters deserve to be respected at the same level as the main characters. You tryina make the background peeps sound weaker than they are. We really don't need you millennials in these people's career

@braidynchapman5103

5 ай бұрын

Uh...? ​@@Itsalexusblack

@therookie8895

4 ай бұрын

​@@Itsalexusblack yeah get paid to produce and record video and audio. Real painful

@cruelcimmcia859

3 ай бұрын

@@therookie8895yeah, they get paid but do they get fed ? The payment is at the end, everyone eats at different times and in different quantities. Pretty fucked up to think that “oh they get paid in 2 weeks so what if they eat today fuck their breaks”. Psycho.

When Andrew aggressively slaps and swears at the dough and the look Theo gives is perfect and so relatable

@Joeywlsn

7 ай бұрын

It’s my favorite part 😂 Theo is the best

@TangoLikeMars21

7 ай бұрын

What about it

@synthyabecerra701

11 күн бұрын

His look🤨 ....like you good dude???

“You gonna have 7 kids and never talk to the first 1?” 😂😂😂 if this isn’t scripted that is seriously such an impressive/underrated analogy lmao

@rollojehova3606

3 күн бұрын

Theo's mind just works so quick

Gotta love Theo, for the past year he’s claimed to “be off porn” but it’s always as of a few days ago🤣

@Betty-Boop809

9 ай бұрын

He’s always so full of shit.

@joshisajedi2461

9 ай бұрын

This was filmed like 6 years ago.

@DepthFromAbove

9 ай бұрын

It was a bit in his act at the time like most everything he/comedians talk about on podcasts.

@zzz910_

9 ай бұрын

​@@DepthFromAboveI think he actually did quit watching porn or tried to it's a legit thing a lot of ex addicts do

@kaydevious

9 ай бұрын

That would be consistent with someone who's a true addict to keep quitting and relapsing 😁

It's fun seeing guests who don't need to bow down to Bert. Love how Theo and Santino just do not care. It's like watching a grown up sleepover.

@AndrewA6

9 ай бұрын

Never seen anyone bow down to Bert… only reason I even watch these is for the other comedians. Bert sucks.

@alphasalazar2490

9 ай бұрын

who bows down to Bert lol

@brianmackenzie9745

9 ай бұрын

They're are both infinitely better at comedy than bert will ever be

@dinibo

9 ай бұрын

@alphasalazar2490 There are plenty of comedians who obviously kiss Bert's ass. He may be a fat dog molester but he is very rich and powerful in the industry. Laughing at his nonsense is a very useful way for a younger comedian to get ahead.

@burningbabel

9 ай бұрын

Its clearly not an adult sleep over if Berts there

As the youngest of three brothers, this is EXACTLY what doing anything together is like. Bert is the oldest, he's in charge and acts like he knows what hes doing but no one is really sure if he should be. Andrew is the middle brother, doing the grunt work but nailing it. Theo is the little brother, fucking with everything and almost getting everyone hurt.

@samanthabogen9639

7 ай бұрын

Theo is the one that can cook

@saltybulldog3241

7 ай бұрын

Well, he can cook bald eagle. lol@@samanthabogen9639

@Metalkorpse

6 ай бұрын

Bert hurt himself without any help 😂😂😂

@zaenthem

14 күн бұрын

@@samanthabogen9639fr?

@EdnaStMary

11 күн бұрын

That's 100% accurate

"this guy would put cheese on his wife if she slept heavy" is a quote I'll forever have now😂

@carponfishing967

6 ай бұрын

In not on

@SkyKid002

3 ай бұрын

​@@carponfishing967ikr... its his wife not a bet

“Your like a drunk driver but in the kitchen “ literally crying 😂

When Bert wipes the plate on shirt the look Theo gives him is priceless.

@Merlin0fCamelot

8 ай бұрын

i thought he pulled it out of his pants.. lmao i had the same look..

@sct3811

8 ай бұрын

I had to pause it I laughed that hard

@cruelcimmcia859

3 ай бұрын

He was shocked 😂😂😂

@Bennyy666

2 ай бұрын

It gets funnier the more you watch it

@everytimesthefirsttime

2 ай бұрын

23:33

When Andrew is explaining how he lost his virginity and the condom broke at 10:50, and Theo responds with "oh wow... pretty cool", the look Bert gives Theo is absolutely priceless 😂

@fitzgeraldvaughn8903

8 ай бұрын

That part had me dyung!! 😂 lol.

@CryptoMike747

8 ай бұрын

Friggin Theo would say some shit like that lmao

@jeffreyriggs1

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I laughed soo hard when I saw Bert’s face 😂😂😂😂

@bertbino3846

7 ай бұрын

Lmfao I had to rewind that part 8x 😂

@itmattersnot1216

7 ай бұрын

That's why you need to listen instead of just waiting for your turn to talk. Although, as someone with ADD, this happens Hopefully you NOTICE that face and then go... oh s***, where was I just now and what did I do? But often, you're just running through thoughts without looking back. Or that's how it is for me anyway.🤷‍♀️ Edit: Okay, after rewatching I think Theo might've been responding to the first statement of... I traded a bottle of Captain Morgan for a hotel room... Oh wow, pretty cool...yeah I do that shit too and people misunderstand me all the time.

-“The condom broke” (Andrew) -“oh wow pretty Cool” (Theo) Bert’s face is priceless lol

The way Theo looked around when Santino was smacking the dough killed me

@drumsNmuscles

9 ай бұрын

Broooo. 😂😂 I came here to comment that. That back away and stare were gold. 😂😂

@jodyjo88

9 ай бұрын

Someone needs to meme that asap 😂

@TikTokLiveleak

9 ай бұрын

I miss bald Andrew santino 😔😔😔

@theresloveinit

9 ай бұрын

😏

@kennyhuhn2849

9 ай бұрын

And his expression when Burt wiped the plate with his back fat

This is like watching two sons going over to their recently divorced Dad's house for the first time :)

"imagine going home and having to cook by yourself", me watching this solo while eating my dinner. Thanks Theo

@MrBingBow-TATE-

2 ай бұрын

Do something about it ✌️🙂

18:56 Theo's reaction to Andrew smacking the dough 🤣🤣🤣

At 18:50 when Theo was looking at Andrew when he was slapping the dough had me dead 😂😂😂😂 💀

@jameskerr9666

9 ай бұрын

Slapping the doe 😂😂😂 swing and a miss

@jacobfernandez2002

9 ай бұрын

@@jameskerr9666 lol I was in the mix 🍄when I was typing

@JoshM11

9 ай бұрын

LOL.. I was dying laughing

@peanutgallery7753

9 ай бұрын

I would have looked askance at Andrew for that too

@thomasthedankengine1624

9 ай бұрын

Sammmme😂

The look on Theos face when Bert dries the plate off on his back is priceless 😂 23:35

@lylehanft1393

9 ай бұрын

Facts

@Vickyduckworth491

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@TylerG69

9 ай бұрын

I read this 30 seconds before it happened 😂

@user-jr5yc6jv3y

9 ай бұрын

He ends up eating from that plate lol

@MScrista24

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

watched for theo. i love how he only had a wee bit, "i'm not a greedy strange person." lmao

Theo: “I’ve done enough anyway” my attitude towards life💀🤣

“I got that secret in my mouth boy” is one of the funniest things Theo ever said

@Dylanwerneth

5 ай бұрын

And they didn't even laugh at it lol how did they not catch that

Theo and Santino are both like kids cooking with their dad while mom is out 😂

@mr.notsocreative

9 ай бұрын

Hoooly shit that’s the best analogy I’ve ever heard about them 😂

"Put it under a lamp, make it open itself"😂😂😂

Bert's face when Theo says "pretty cool" has me in absolute tears

Theo standing up on the bottom of his stool to lean over the counter & being so excited to help is the cutest thing ever 😭

@pb6270

9 ай бұрын

I've seen cuter

@KelsoNeedy

9 ай бұрын

I seriously replayed the moment 4 times

When Andrew is spanking the dough 🤣 Theo’s funny death stare at Andrew …priceless

@matthewkshaffer

9 ай бұрын

Currently hyperventilating whilst trying to type. Amazing.

@Emstensonn1

9 ай бұрын

Wish he would do that to me 😅

@TheMeanBassGuy

8 ай бұрын

And then back at Bert and back to the side for his 🤔 😂

@hypno5690

8 ай бұрын

​@@Emstensonn1hey you can just keep that in your head

@cadeterry9377

8 ай бұрын

I like how much Theo and Andrew had their hands in the work. Awesome 😂

Andrew "What level did you make it in the military?" Theo: "Was it Webelo?" Perfect

You know your a southerner when you automatically expect to be cooking for everybody lol

Bert wiping that plate with his back and Theos face afterwards was too good.

@PurpleStrawbry

9 ай бұрын

lol i made the same face before i noticed Theo

@johncedeno1143

9 ай бұрын

@@PurpleStrawbry kind of agreed lmmfao

@d.ad.D.D.D

9 ай бұрын

🤣 bert is so nasty.

@ashleybright3727

9 ай бұрын

I re-watched it like 3 times. 🤣😆

@DrAHardy

8 ай бұрын

I hope that’s clipped somewhere I need a quick snippet of that to keep it for moments 😂

Bert being weirded out by Theo talking and Theo being weirded out by Andrew smacking that dough were the exact same energy.

@briangarcia6978

9 ай бұрын

That made this video 🤣💀

@keithwestwood1718

9 ай бұрын

too funny man 🙈🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@SaggyLlama11375

9 ай бұрын

Theo being weirded out by Bert whipping the plate on his shirt

You know theo has a next level imagination when out of fourteen lumps of poorly shaped indistinguishable bread he immediately knows he wants "this french hippie right here"

Watching Theo makes me believe the world needs a little Theo. He needs to have at least one kid. He’d be such an adorable lil’ guy.

Theo can do NO WRONG. Seems like the guy that would really fun to hang with.

@six0two824

6 ай бұрын

He said this guy would put cheese in his wife if she slept heavy 😂

Theo and Andrew need a podcast, even just one episode a month. Two drastically different types of improve. What a combo.

@jacobbennett3767

8 ай бұрын

They’d end up on Rough and Rowdy or one of them will get sponsored by Dana White and the Nelkboys

@pisciedon235

8 ай бұрын

Red and Mean with the Rat King

@rasheedjello

8 ай бұрын

I agree I love their individual episodes they’ve done so far.

@tomt637

8 ай бұрын

Just throw in Bobby Lee and you've got any of Theo's appearances on bad friends, good podcast for that combo. Both run in the same comedy circle so you can see them do some improve together.

@niccolom4556

6 ай бұрын

There were moments tho where Theo looked at Andrew like he was too crazy/bizarre to understand 😅

Theo is genuinely just a nice person. When he was almost going to call Bert fat or big guy when Bert almost burned the dough, but instead he stops and says "kind of thick guy" lol

I love that Andrew immediately picks up theos fantasy talk and counters perfectly 😂

@strangeimpulse2003

7 ай бұрын

He does this because he tries to shut Theo down. He knows people think Theo is leagues funnier and he tries to disprove it. Fails.

@funamusic

7 ай бұрын

@@strangeimpulse2003 no bro LOL he was complimenting him

@addycorpuz4358

7 ай бұрын

i dunno bruh he could be speaking facts, for all we know @@funamusic could be his grandma or daughter yfm

@DonnyT556

6 ай бұрын

@@strangeimpulse2003lmao what Andrew is 10x funnier. Confused, wacky redneck is funny for about 5 min

@CharlieWhite101

3 ай бұрын

@@strangeimpulse2003you read that somewhere? Or is this a trust me bro moment

10:52 Bert's face after Theo says "pretty cool" was my medicine for the day

@christianperez4921

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@jactualreality

9 ай бұрын

💀

@BPH55

9 ай бұрын

Same!

@Tyce3823

9 ай бұрын

Theos delivery is so fuckin awesome. Hilarious

@VladimirVladimirovich1952

9 ай бұрын

With people as easily entertained as you it’s no surprise Kreisher has a career. Proof people will eat any turd you tell them is a delicacy.

Yup I remember this one. The thing the boys didn’t get with Theo- he was making bite size frybread on purpose so everyone else in the room could try it too if they wanted. I could see it from a mile away. I can tell the way he was checking on things he knows how to cook and ain’t no dummy.

@Trickoryeet

9 ай бұрын

The way he asked multiple times if other people in the room were going to eat it, and why not when they laughed at his question. He was so thoughtful.

@Shifting114

9 ай бұрын

That's so fukin sweet

@justinbridgez

9 ай бұрын

we louisanians also caught that and that hwy 22 refrence

@ob7369

9 ай бұрын

Yeah they kinda bullied him a bit. I can't unsee it after I watched it the first time

@pliskinn0089

9 ай бұрын

Also the some-per fi joke was smart af and flew over everyones head xD

18:58 Theo checking if Andrews lost his mind is a rare dynamic 😂😂😂

This meeting of the minds is epic! This answered questions and my heart is full of joy for you and them. Quotes and lines that have been part of my life for decades. Thx Bert!

“ what do they say ? Eat like no one’s watching ?” “I think it’s dance” 😂😂😂

Bert using his shirt to clean the plate and theos face is still the best lmao

22:56 *"I got that secret in my mouth, boy." - Theo* 😂

Never realised how comedy and ADHD go hand-in-hand until I watched this. Love it!

Oh my gosh I need more of Santino and Theo... They are so f ing funny together complete opposite but it is comedic magic. Can watch them talk and hangout all day this ep was gold

@CodyDaCoyote

9 ай бұрын

Theo and Bobby are even better together.

@matthewmorris1088

9 ай бұрын

They can both go on completely weird fictional tangent

@erikfrankfurt4650

9 ай бұрын

Abolish Bobby.

"What do they say? Eat like no one's watching?" "I.. I think it's dance" That delivery was great, couldn't stop laughing

@chucklefizz

9 ай бұрын

It’s crazy because I read this as they said it

Andrew adding warm tap water, Bert wiping the plate on his shirt, Theo somehow functioning properly. 😂

Santino chewing into the mic like a dog eating wet cat food really did it for me

@user-rv6gk6ns6u

7 ай бұрын

Omfg I was trying to figure out who that was 🤢

I love how they just discuss how long Bert could've lasted in the military and then he immediately nearly dies over the stove - sums it up pretty well lmao

@amusingkiwi1981

8 ай бұрын

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Andrew and Theo really mix well together. Will never get over Theo's brain and how he thinks, one of a kind

@jaseallenson316

9 ай бұрын

He did maybe 40 push ups. Mos def not 50

@derekeaton271

9 ай бұрын

Santino mixes with almost anyone

@09norcohavoc

9 ай бұрын

i wish they did more together

@ecuahook69

9 ай бұрын

I disagree, Santino cut him off a couple of times and it got awkward for a few seconds, if they had a show together it would not last as long as the king and the sting did

@Timboyxxx

9 ай бұрын

@@ecuahook69They were all cutting each other off lol. I think they could adapt to each other

Theo and bert expressions to random things being said are making this show😂

LOL two married guys talking to guy a guy who still has a chance 😂😂

20:18 Andrew telling Theo to be nice when Bert says his sister works at fox lmaoo

Theo automatically including the whole crew when deciding how much crisco he needs 💛

Legit one of the funnest dynamics I’ve watched in my life. Great content!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHH THE WHOLE FUCKING EXCHANGE AT 39:10 THEO: "JUST THE ONE HAND!!! WHY WOULD YOU USE BOTH HANDS?!?!!" BERT: "I don't even know why you're wearing a shirt right now... fuck... THEO: WHAT!?!!?!!?! ...................... WHY'D YOU FEEL IT WITH TWO HANDS??!?! DAMN, GUY... OH MY GOD, MAN!!!

22:50 "I got that secret in my mouth boy" Is my favorite line for the whole episode. The way Theo said it followed by the painful and awkward silence was perfection.

@snappy_.

9 ай бұрын

22:35 is for the full masterpiece

@adamwalsh3718

9 ай бұрын

I have just got to that bit and I already knew it was going to be my favourite line :')

@adamwalsh3718

9 ай бұрын

"no because the first one you had right away"....theo "yeah" a close second for me. He had that frybread..right away.

Bert telling Theo how small his were and he just kept throwing them in was hilarious 😂

I laughed so ducking hard. Can you make more videos with them. This is the best trio. I'd tune into each episode

These 3 dudes in a cooking show is comical it self , so good job ❤😂

How Theo isn't married is beyond me. I'd run my fingers through his hair until he never had nervous leg shakes again.

@LoddyDah

8 ай бұрын

Omg😂 I don't know tho... Fingers running through the do might just give him the leg shakes.😉😆

@johnstamos2205

8 ай бұрын

@@LoddyDah yeah dude not only that I think he'd probably like small soft hands lmao

@KingNexusMOCs

8 ай бұрын

Cringe

@LoddyDah

8 ай бұрын

@@johnstamos2205 tiny non offensive hands😄

@alliematelski1767

7 ай бұрын

LoL what the fuck!

This is by far the best episode of somethings burning so far.

@JimNortonsAlcoholism

9 ай бұрын

It's old

@ElonDusk14

9 ай бұрын

bobby lee and chris delia is good too

@jordanperry8847

9 ай бұрын

@@JimNortonsAlcoholism so what ?

@Jeffro5564

9 ай бұрын

@@jordanperry8847it’s old hahahah

@andrewlarson8974

9 ай бұрын

I agree best one yet!

"this guy would put cheese in wife if she slept heavy" I DIED

Bert's face at Theo's "oh wow that's pretty cool" is priceless.

29:20 😂😂😂 “What do the say? Eat like no one’s watching?” - Bert “…I think it’s Dance…” - Andrew

santino and theo is hilarious because they both look at each other sideways lmfao

This was incredible. Theo and Santino are a great combo. The best

"You're like a drunk driver but in a kitchen" 🤣🤣

the vibe that this video gives me is straight up a sleepover where you spur of the moment decide to make a dish and just have chaotic kitchen cooking time with your buddies

I like how they cooked with him instead of just sitting there

The faces made throughout this entire video made me laugh the most 😂

Watching people make frybread for the first time is always a joy

Theo definitely gets his stories from moments like 18:50, his expression says it all

@taylorwall130

9 ай бұрын

Genuinely concerned 🤣

@user-hw3ti1vs4s

8 ай бұрын

I love when Theo says “Well I’m not a greedy strange person” after 20 minutes of Andrew being an unfunny mean person. Beautiful burn 🔥

This video is probably the best example of what guys do when they hang out. All the random challenging, facts and side conversations lmao!

This was and still the best episodes ever. The chemistry(As well, ZERO Chemistry) between these three is so watchable. It’s like any moment Andrew would’ve murdered Theo and Bert would just laugh. But they both enjoyed roasting Bert and they were 🤘

I'm so happy this was reuploaded

"This guy would put cheese in his wife bro if she slept heavy" Ayo Theo a character🤣🤣

@10:56 the looks on Bert's face when theo says thats cool about the condom breaking is one of my favorite moments of this whole series

FINALLY. I’ve wanted this back on KZread for EVER

This is pure chaos and I love it

Did *not* realize this wasn't new but watching Santino, Theo, and Bert trying to cooperate in the kitchen is hilarious. I'm glad the show didn't stay on this level, but I'm so glad this exists!

Theo, andrew and bobby are my favorite people to listen to. They're just so naturally funny. Especially Theo, he's hysterical

@pb6270

9 ай бұрын

How is Bert Kreisher your favorite anything to listen to

@KelsoNeedy

9 ай бұрын

@@pb6270they said Bobby, not Bert

@benjamintruter7217

9 ай бұрын

@@pb6270it’s so nice to see the special needs community in Bert’s comments ❤️❤️❤️

@paaayeng

24 күн бұрын

Foreal, replace burt now lol

“We’ll I’m not a greedy strange person” Theo lmao shots fired and couldn’t be more accurate

This is my favorite combination of comedians. They need a special.

"put it under a lamp and make it open itself" So underrated

I love how authentic this is. Just a bunch of guys cooking and hanging out ❤

SO GLAD THESE ARE BACK!!! Feels like the good days again.

Every moment is hilarious with these 3

Theo made this episode, what a force of energy

Theo and Andrew in one one epsisode damn that is a killer combo. They work super well together too

@pb6270

9 ай бұрын

They don't

@malnotmal6084

9 ай бұрын

​@@pb6270 facts

I've been waiting so damn long to see this full episode

Bart saying “Hello” was derailed by Theo for 3 minutes triggered by laughter. Golden age of human interaction.

Man I was hoping this wasn’t a re upload

@CheechElMexicano

9 ай бұрын

Bart can't handle the comments on the live chat

@jensejense

9 ай бұрын

I was hoping it was a re-upload of deliah - lee, callen - schaub or Ray - williams.

@gumborambo4540

9 ай бұрын

I was going to say, Bert looks healthy in this.

@ToneLone69

9 ай бұрын

@@gumborambo4540 that was my dead giveaway lol never really noticed the difference until I saw him here.

@drakeshotplays

9 ай бұрын

Bro this upload is huge 😂 Theo has held it from being public because he was using still back then 😳 you can watch and totally tell this was before he got sober

I need more andrew and theo together in my life

23:34 had me dying! Theo looked like he was contemplating life at that point. 😂

This is best thing ive ever seen!! 😂😂❤❤ This is the trio i never knew i needed ❤😂

As an addict, it’s so impressive watching Theo stay true to his sobriety while his buddies are drinking right in front of him. It might not sound crazy but as a true addict, that’s real temptation. Theo has some true willpower❤️ what a badass

@DankMemer42013

9 ай бұрын

That’s what I’m saying as an autistic addict!

@Mass-Love

8 ай бұрын

Word! I got the 'tism and the 'diction too my man😂😂😂

Theo at 23:41 had me dying for like 5 mins. Had to rewind I missed so much because of that

@SwedudeEPIC

8 ай бұрын

Hahahha same 🤣

@ALKIEN

4 ай бұрын

same dude hahaha. how is no one talking about that

Loved this pod! Needed the laughs ...no disappointment,this should be a monthly upload •